Director, please respect yourself

Recently, Li Chuang has gone crazy.

Because I have been in a relationship with Xu Yongan since childhood, I finally got a big deal some time ago to help build the location for Zhou Xingxing's movie "Journey to the West: Conquering the Demons".

Well... it is to build a wooden building by the lake. There is a corridor outside the building, and a plank road outside the corridor. The plank road extends into the lake, and a huge waterwheel is built in the lake.

Isn’t this kind of outdoor shooting easy?

very simple!

More than fifty workers can complete the construction in one week.

But I never expected that Zhou Xingxing, who is famous for his nonsensical comedies, would be so difficult to deal with.

Boss Li, the direction you chose to build the wooden building is wrong. It should be facing the mountain. Why are you facing away from the mountain?

When I take the photo, how do you want it to be done?

Shot from the opposite side of the wooden building, the first thing the audience sees is the mountain, then the building, and the last thing they see is the people. In this way, the lens language cannot highlight the theme at all.

Boss Li, how can you use the same wooden boards when building a wooden building?

What I want is something real and imaginary, the real thing is strong, and there are people standing on it during the filming; and the imaginary part is for the actors to destroy. With a bang, the fish spirit threw the actor onto the board, and then the board broke. .

Boss Li, there is something wrong with the floor height of the wooden building you built.

At that time, I told you clearly that the actual floor height was 3.5 meters, but you gave me the floor height of 3.5 meters. If the thickness of the 30-centimeter wooden board is subtracted from the 3.5-meter floor height, then the actual floor height would be 3.5 meters. The height is only 3 meters 2. How can I arrange the camera for overhead shots at a height of 3 meters 2?

…

Xu Yongan, the executive director of Hengdian Film and Television Group, is a good man, but he is going crazy when he sees his hair.

So, I helped Zhou Xingxing find another landscaping company. The lake is still the same lake, but you can tear down the wooden building and rebuild it, and you can also build it according to your own ideas!

As for the upfront costs.

Since it didn’t achieve the effect you expected, I’ll give you a full refund.

Hearing the word "free of charge", the desperate Zhou Xingxing became happy. He wore a yellow safety helmet on his head and became the on-site commander at the lake.

Wooden buildings, we should build them like this, build them like this...

Regarding Li Chuang, the good-tempered Xu Yongan did not criticize him harshly and helped him arrange another job with a smile on his face.

Yang Hao will build the moon scene in Studio 1 of Hengdian Film and Television City. For the specific environment, please refer to the videos and photos of the American moon landing.

Li Chuang was happy when he heard about this mission.

Okay, this task is fine!

Isn't it just to go to the construction site to pull two trucks of soil, and then unload it in the studio for posing?

I can do this!

I guarantee nothing will go wrong.

Therefore, on May 2, before dawn, Li Chuang and his friends pulled two trucks of dirt from a nearby construction site.

But when the dump truck came to the studio and was about to drive directly into Studio No. 1, something went wrong.

A middle-aged man with a mean appearance and a Mediterranean hairstyle suddenly stopped the dump truck.

"The quality of the soil is not right, pull the soil back."

"Uh..., who are you?"

Li Chuang jumped off the dump truck and was furious.

It’s okay for Zhou Xingxing to bully me, because he is Mr. Xing, one of the top figures in the Chinese film and television industry. Even Xu Yongan, a local gangster in Hengdian, has to give him a bit of a thumbs-down.

However, I didn't expect that even you, a bald-headed guy, would dare to bully me now.

"Don't care who I am!

Let me tell you, this soil quality cannot simulate the lunar environment at all.

What we want is two kinds of soil. The lower layer is clay soil, which is the kind of soil that looks moist but is extremely hard.

The top layer is floating soil, which is the kind of soil that has been run over by cars on dirt roads but can be raised by tires... Well, you can also call it dust. "

Li Chuang was stunned when he heard the words of the bald man in front of him.

Is it so particular?

Can't we just cope with it?

After all, none of us have been to the moon.

Thinking of this, Li Chuang took out a cigarette from his pocket, and then took out two coupons for the bathing center.

“Master, be accommodating.

The two types of soil you mentioned are difficult to deal with. We might as well just use our own soil. Look, the cars are coming. "

"I don't want to look at it, go back immediately." The middle-aged man with Mediterranean hair style pointed at Li Chuang with a serious look on his face.

Li Chuang is going to get angry.

After so many years, no one has dared to point their nose at me and curse me, even during the 10 years I lived in prison.

But before he could cool down, someone spoke behind him.

"Lao Qi, listen to this master, do whatever he tells you to do."

The person who spoke was Xu Yongan, his tone was calm, but there was no doubt about it.

"Okay, second brother."

Li Chuang doesn't have to listen to what others say, but he will absolutely obey Xu Yongan's orders because he has been in prison for so many years and it was him who took care of his family.

He agreed and was about to continue chatting with Xu Yongan, but then he found that the second brother had already smiled at a young man next to him.

"Director Yang, don't worry!

I guarantee that before 12 noon, I will arrange a perfect lunar surface for you in this 2,700-square-meter studio No. 1.

Before 4:00 p.m., the spacecraft, lunar rover, and lunar base models sent by the Red Rubik's Cube Props Company will all be installed for you..."

Standing next to the dump truck, watching Xu Yongan and the young man walk into Studio No. 1, Li Chuang stepped forward and put his hand around the bald man's shoulders.

"Hey, Baldy, who is that young man who walked in with my second brother just now?"

"You don't know him?"

The middle-aged man with Mediterranean hair turned to look at him with curiosity on his face.

"I don't know. I just came out of the bureau, and it's been less than two months since I was fully employed."

"Yang Hao...

my boss.

Just now, you were lucky that you didn't do anything unreasonable to me? Otherwise, I guarantee that our boss will kill you within one day. "

After saying that, He Haihong had a little pride on his face.

………

Huaxia Garden Studio No. 1.

The area is not too big, about 2,700 square meters, and the height of the studio is not bad at 23 meters. Giant shooting scenes can be built in the studio, such as a magnificent palace.

The facilities are also quite complete, including cranes, slide rails, lighting, mufflers, anechoic chambers, etc.

If we talk about shortcomings, it is that the ground of Studio 1 is a bit poor. It uses the most common dirt ground in the 1980s and 1990s because it is economical and easy to use. It can dig holes and drive piles. The ground is stable and vibration-free. Voice.

However, when used, dust easily flies into the air, making it difficult to level the scene, and laying photography moving rails is troublesome.

Of course, the difficulties brought by this kind of ground are compared to modern dramas and costume dramas. If Yang Hao's advertising film is shot, there will not be so many difficulties.

Because what he wanted was a dusty effect.

In Studio No. 1, Yang Hao was carefully studying the hardware facilities in the studio. Suddenly, the mobile phone in his pocket vibrated.

[Director, I am Qiwei.

Now I have arrived in Hengdian and stayed at the Hengdian International Conference Center Hotel.

The young owner of Wanda Group called me yesterday and said that you admire my talent very much...]

Before he finished reading the text message, Yang Hao felt like he couldn't laugh or cry.