Director, please respect yourself

Braised big bones with soy sauce, three delicacies from the ground, stewed hazel mushrooms with chicken, a great harvest...

Entering the living room, Yang Hao placed the four packaged dishes on the coffee table.

And... there is wine. There are 9 bottles of beer in a box. If you and Ni Ni are fine, but now there are 4 people drinking, then you have to take out two more bottles of liquor from the room, otherwise there will be no drinking at all. Not enough to drink.

Yang Hao was busy serving dishes and getting wine, while Ni Ni was busy pouring tea and water, and turning on the TV.

Entertaining guests is entertaining guests, and serious matters are serious matters. Ni Ni, who has been dating Yang Hao for a year, knows this very well.

As soon as she turned on the TV and found the national TV movie channel, Ni Ni saw this picture on the TV screen.

[Back then, Armstrong’s first footprints on the moon were erased and replaced with a copper sign ~ [Wanda Real Estate].

The American flag planted on the moon was torn off and replaced with a colorful flag, [Wanda Real Estate welcomes the owners home. 〕

The American lunar rover parked on the moon has disappeared and been replaced by a brand new battery car. The words "Wanda Real Estate" are still printed on the side of the battery car.

"Earth, Earth, Artemis 12 is calling you." Looking at all this, American astronaut Blanco, who just got off the spacecraft, called NASA on the earth through wireless communication.

"Speaking?"

"What exactly happened on the moon? Why are people developing real estate here?"...]

"Ha ha…"

Han Shanye, who had never watched the film before, was sitting on the sofa, laughing.

"Yang Hao, are you kidding me?

The American moon landing was already controversial, but unexpectedly, you made a spoof of it in your own movie. "

"Haha..., not bad."

After finding four glasses and pouring them into Niulanshan Erguotou, Yang Hao walked to the coffee table and shared the wine with them with a smile.

The capacity of the glass is okay. One pound of white wine can be poured into four glasses, two and a half for each glass.

In the past, Han Shanye and Yu Dong, who were good drinkers, would have definitely taken a sip first to satisfy their thirst when they smelled the smell of wine.

But today, the two of them didn't even look at the wine glasses, they just stared at the TV screen.

["Report sir!

I suggest you call in satellites and observe nearby. Did the Chinese come to the moon earlier than us? "

"Okay, Captain Blanco!

Please wait a moment, you three, I will take photos of the Lunar 1 satellite and I will be there soon. "

In the dark space, a satellite floated over, its solar panels unfolded, and it was preparing to conduct millimeter-level observations of the moon's surface.

But at this time, a huge spacecraft suddenly appeared on the satellite. The spacecraft arrived above the satellite and immediately stretched out something like a mechanical arm downwards.

This thing first clipped off the two small wings (solar panels) of the satellite. Then, the front tentacles of the robotic arm went around the front of the satellite, forced backwards, and directly smashed the camera on the satellite. 】

"Ha ha…"

This time, it was not only Han Shanye who was laughing, Ni Ni and Yu Dong were also overjoyed, especially Ni Ni. The beautiful woman sitting on the sofa could hardly live with laughter.

"Haha..., brother, this commercial movie you shot is so funny.

The U.S. Space Agency has just mobilized satellites, and you are here to clip their wings and poke their eyes out, haha..."

Yang Hao was not smiling.

Instead, we are carefully observing what the special effects of the movie produced by Da Bang Pictures are like. Can they give the movie audience a very real feeling?

Now it seems that the production level of Dabang Pictures is pretty good and the effects are quite realistic.

"Yang Hao..."

While Yang Hao was thinking, Han Shanye suddenly turned around.

"Mr. Han, please tell me."

"I finally understand that you are using this commercial movie to train your troops:

The first is to familiarize the film special effects company with the production process of science fiction movies; the second is to test the various facilities in the Hengdian Film and Television City studio; and the third is to let the own shooting team know how to better shoot a science fiction movie. "

"Ha ha…"

Yang Hao laughed and gave Han Shanye a thumbs up.

"Mr. Han is wise!"

"Gungun, I didn't expect you to be flattering." Faced with Yang Hao's praise, Han Shanye laughed and cursed angrily, then raised the white wine glass in front of him.

"Come on, let's have a drink first. After that, we can watch a movie and talk about business."

"OK!"

Yang Hao agreed and drank half of the liquor in the cup.

After all, Han Shanye is a big shot in the industry. Only by drinking enough and being cheerful enough can he better express his respect for him.

Sure enough, after taking a look at Yang Hao's wine glass, Han Shanye put down his own wine glass, then reached out and patted his shoulder.

"Yang Hao..."

"Um?"

"As I said just now, Dongzi and I came here specifically to see you.

There are three things I want to do with you:

1. The 20th Golden Rooster and Hundred Flowers Awards Ceremony will be held in Luzhou, the capital of Hui Province. This award is currently accepting film applications.

According to the above meaning, Yang Hao's movies have repeatedly broken box office records. This year, the movies must be registered, and he himself must attend the award ceremony. "

"What time?" Yang Hao asked.

"From October 19th to 22nd, the award ceremony will be held on the evening of the 22nd. At present, the initial task assigned to you is to be the award guest."

"But..., at that time, I should be filming "Detective Chinatown" in Thailand." Yang Hao hesitated.

"return!

As long as you come back on the night of the awards ceremony, China Film Group will reimburse you for your round-trip air ticket. Well, we can even reimburse your girlfriend's air ticket. "Han Shanye's words were so sonorous and powerful that Yang Hao could not refute them.

"Second, your project "The Wandering Earth" had some minor issues with the review..."

"etc."

Before Han Shanye could finish speaking, Yang Hao hurriedly said: "Didn't the film authorities review the two scripts of "The Wandering Earth" a long time ago? Why are they saying there are problems now?"

"because…"

Han Shanye glanced at Ni Ni and Yu Dong, who were happily enjoying the advertising movie at this moment. Seeing that they were not paying attention, he lowered his voice and said:

"Because Kaige said that pushing the earth away from the solar system should be the result of global cooperation, rather than just highlighting the bravery of our countrymen.

What's more, the current main axis of our country's development is to keep a low profile and not to stand out. So what I mean above is that this script needs to be changed. Of course, the changes don't need to be too big. Just add a few American and Japanese actors. "

Damn...

Yang Hao wanted to stand up and curse.

Some people are so used to kneeling that they can no longer even stand up.

But after thinking about it, Yang Hao still held back, because it would be better to add a few more international actors. In this way, maybe the movie would have more box office? !

Therefore, after adjusting his mood a little, Yang Hao asked:

"Mr. Han, where are you three?"

"The third point is the suggestion from a leader above. He said that Yin Long is more suitable for the movie "The Wandering Earth" than Jet Li.

Because in a sense, the big-nosed dragon is one of our own, while Jet Li is a Singaporean. "