Director, please respect yourself

Under the red cypress tree, pig heads, apples and other offerings were placed, and cigarettes were curling up. Yang Hao was sitting cross-legged on the ground, his hair spread out and his head lowered.

Chen Xunqi stood beside him with a focused expression, while behind them stood a large group of strange-looking pirates with guns in their hands.

Staring at Yang Hao and seeing a slight movement of his fingers, Chen Xunqi shook the tambourine in his hand and sang: "As the sun sets and the sky turns dark, every house closes its doors, magpies and old birds rush to the big trees, sparrows and pigeons rush to the eaves, nine out of ten households Lock, there is still a door that is not closed, put the incense table and invite the gods, oh oh oh oh!"

…

"Ha ha…"

The normal filming of the "Twelve Zodiac" crew was interrupted by director Yan Long. He was wearing radio headphones on his head and sitting behind the director's monitor. When he saw the performances of Yang Hao and Chen Xunqi, he burst out laughing. .

"Haha... Director Yang, I'm sorry!"

"Haha... Brother Qi, I'm sorry, it's mainly because the performance of the two of you is so interesting, I really can't hold it in!

You said, today is the first time you two have acted together. Why is it so funny if you can perform it? Ha ha…"

Looking at the laughing Yilong, Yang Hao was a little speechless.

As for that?

Isn't it just that the two of us change our looks and perform a masterful dance in front of the camera?

Why are you smiling like this?

However, there is no way. In the "Twelve Chinese Zodiac" crew, Yanlong wears many hats, including director, producer, producer, and starring role. He is the biggest, and basically no one can control him.

After waiting patiently for a while, Yang Hao gave a thumbs up to Chen Xunqi next to him when he saw that Yan Long was not smiling much.

"Director Chen, you remember your lines well and your acting is also very good. Let's follow the rhythm of the performance just now."

"OK!"

After hearing Yang Hao's words, Chen Xunqi immediately gave him an OK gesture.

Seeing that the two of them had finished their exchange, the scribe who was at the shooting site raised the slate in his hand.

"Action!"

Yang Hao closed his eyes, his head shook, his hands supported his knees, and his body swayed rhythmically.

Chen Xunqi beat the drum once, and then sang: "I picked up King Wen's drum in my left hand and King Wu's whip in my right hand. I want to invite you to go down to the mountain. The old immortal's house came out of the ancient cave and was far away from the mountains. He could walk fast in the clouds and fog, and he didn't need a bag of cigarettes to go back and forth. . For the sake of the old immortal family, I opened three wolf fangs and four passes, crossed the river and climbed the mountains..."

The lyrics became louder and louder, and the drumbeats and bells also suddenly sped up, as dense as raindrops. Yang Hao's whole body was shaking violently, as if he was being electrified.

"Ha ha…"

The performances of Yang Hao and Chen Xunqi were once again interrupted by laughter at the filming site. Just now, it was Yin Long who was laughing alone, and the rest of the crew were holding back, because everyone was in a small position and did not dare to blatantly appear in the crew." make trouble".

But now, the entire crew is bursting into laughter. From the martial artist, the stage manager, to the assistant director, photographer, lighting engineer, and prop master of the crew, everyone is so happy that they can't stand up straight.

"Director Yang, Director Chen, you really don't blame us for this. It's mainly because you performed so well!"

The speaker was Liao Fan. As he spoke, the man gave a thumbs up to Yang Hao and Chen Xunqi.

“I had seen the great dance masters in the Northeast before and listened to their lyrics, but I never expected that Director Yang was so talented that he directly changed the lyrics of the Northeastern dance masters into English.

And it’s a literal translation, well, it’s Chinese native English. I can guarantee that even second-year students in domestic junior high schools can understand what Director Chen is singing, haha..."

Looking at these bastards in the crew, Yang Hao sat down on the ground.

Okay, this scene can't be filmed.

Nini laughed and cried.

Wiping his tears with his hands, he walked over and sat down next to Yang Hao, not caring how dirty the ground was.

"Brother, why didn't you force me to come to the set? It turns out that you are filming such a fun plot. What's the matter, are you afraid that I will twitch when I laugh because my laughter point is low? Haha..."

Ni Ni lay on her body and smiled for a long time, and then Yang Hao reached out and patted her shoulder.

"There's no show for you this morning. Aren't you going to have a beauty sleep in the hotel? Why did you come here so suddenly?"

"oh…"

Seeing Yang Hao asking, Ni Ni raised her head at this moment.

"Brother, two things. The first thing is that my dad called me an hour ago. He told me that his car was scratched by someone on the way to work.

There's nothing wrong with that.

But the other party not only promised to repair the car, but also said that he would give us a car as compensation, a red Ferrari 458 Italia..."

Ferrari 458 Italia…

Hearing about this car again, Yang Hao frowned. What did Yang Suocheng want to do?

Do you want to use this car to test your friends?

A sports car costing HK$3.8 million can still withstand this test.

"elder brother…"

"Um?"

"The Ferrari has been placed downstairs in our house. Do you want my dad to take it or not?"

"First tell me, do you like it?" Yang Hao asked.

"Ni Ni, when we came from Hong Kong Island, Gao Yuanyuan drove the same car, exactly the same."

"Is it from the same person?" Ni Ni was surprised.

"Of course, it's from the same person! Now tell me whether you like this car or not. If you like it, accept it. Because you rejected this car, maybe he will send another car as a gift."

When he said this, Yang Hao made up his mind to return to Hong Kong Island tomorrow and do nothing. First, he would go to Yinghuang Entertainment to see what Boss Yang, who had been hiding behind the scenes in recent days, wanted to do.

"Well, then, I'll let my dad take it. At worst, we can buy this car." Ni Ni stretched out her hand and hugged Yang Hao's arm tightly.

"Brother, there is another thing.

When I was going downstairs in the hotel, I met a gentle middle-aged man wearing glasses. He said his surname was You and he seemed to be the chairman of some public opinion foundation.

He would like to invite you to walk around Baodao in the past two days, see the scenery of Baodao, and become familiar with the customs and customs here.

In addition, you can also have a discussion with some local friends in the film and television industry in Baodao, talk freely about their views on the current social situation.

Well, also, he said that as long as you come to Baodao to film in the future, their foundation will give you the greatest help and support..."

Ni Ni has a good memory.

What the middle-aged man said was repeated word for word in front of Yang Hao, and at this moment, Yang Hao suddenly felt a sudden realization.

I misunderstood.

On the way here, Yilong told himself that a lady named Cai asked him if his tone was strict. At that time, he thought she was in love...but it turned out that she was waiting for him here.

Unfortunately, she chose the wrong person.

My brother's surname is neither Gao nor Yanzi. I want to use my brother to subtly influence a large number of fans and fans, haha..., it's a wishful thinking.

"Well, Nini, you didn't promise this person anything, did you?"

"No, brother, I listen to you!" Ni Ni shook her head.

“It’s fine if you don’t!

Next time you meet this person, tell him that Yang Hao just wants to film honestly and is not willing to do anything unrelated to filming. "

"okay!"

As soon as Ni Ni agreed, Chen Xunqi came over.

"Director Yang, what should we do? This plot you created is very funny. Everyone was laughing all the time and couldn't control it at all.

And everyone is Aaron's good brother. Even if he is fined or scolded with a straight face, there is nothing he can do. "

"Hmm..." Yang Hao thought for a moment and then said to Chen Xunqi:

"Director Chen, you have people go to a nearby supermarket to buy three to four hundred lollipops and bring them back and have them hold them in their mouths."