Director, please respect yourself

[Entertainment Weekly:

Last night, the Beitaipingzhuang Night Market near the Beijing Film Academy.

Many people witnessed with their own eyes the famous director Yang Hao, his real girlfriend Ni Ni and his rumored girlfriend Gao Yuanyuan, visiting the night market and popping popcorn together.

According to an insider's description, Yang Hao's two girlfriends worked together during the process of popping popcorn. Gao Yuanyuan was responsible for pulling the bellows to blow up the air, and Ni Ni turned the popcorn machine...

However, the result was a bit funny. When Ni Ni was popping popcorn, she accidentally crashed the popcorn machine into the river next to it.

Not only did he miss the popcorn, but Yang Hao also lost hundreds of dollars.

Of course, these few hundred dollars are not a big deal for Yang Hao, who is now worth hundreds of millions...]

[NetEase Entertainment:

Famous mainland director Yang Hao is about to shoot his next film "Detective Chinatown" in Thailand.

At 6 o'clock this morning, while countless people were still sleeping, the crew of "Detective Chinatown" took a charter flight to Bangkok, Thailand, at the Beijing International Airport.

According to airport staff, there are three charter flights for the "Detective Chinatown" crew. Two cargo charter flights transport filming equipment, lighting equipment, props, etc.; one is a normal flight, with passengers including the crew. The staff, and the actors.

For example, director Yang Hao’s old partners Wang Baoqiang, Zhang Songwen, Xiao Yang, Xiao Shenyang, etc. were all on this plane...]

[Beijing Daily:

Legendary Pictures, a Hollywood film and television company, released the latest news on its official website at 23:10 Beijing time last night. The box office of the movie "Gone Girl" produced and distributed by the company officially exceeded US$618 million.

Calculated based on the real-time exchange rate of the US dollar against the RMB, the box office of the film directed by Yang Hao and starring his rumored girlfriend Liu Yifei has officially reached 4 billion yuan.

Therefore, Yang Hao once again raised the box office record of mainland film directors to the ceiling level...]

Next day, early morning

Yang Hao, who came back from jogging on the playground of the Beijing Film Academy, made breakfast and did not immediately wake up Ni Ni and Gao Yuanyuan.

Instead, he sat alone on the balcony, opened his laptop, and logged on to the Internet.

The purpose of Yang Hao's surfing the Internet was very simple. He just wanted to see if any major domestic entertainment media reported on what happened in front of Yangchun Pig's Trotters Store yesterday afternoon.

Because Yang Hao didn't want his parents' peaceful life to be disturbed.

Hmm..., the result is not bad!

Except for a few bored netizens who discussed the matter on the Tianya Forum, no major media or websites mentioned this matter in their news reports.

Come to think of it, they must have really taken this as a joke. After all, an unknown singer was carried away by a fish seller in her 50s... No matter how you look at it, it's quite funny.

After browsing the news, Yang Hao opened the 58.com website. Since the last time he broke up with Tim Cook at Hotpot No. 1 hotpot restaurant, Yang Hao has not logged into this website, whether in the Mainland. Still on Hong Kong Island.

I'm afraid that old boy Tim Cook will organize people to spy on his secrets.

Now, with a new laptop and the rumors of his struggle with Tim Cook gradually dissipating, Yang Hao naturally wanted to come up and take a look.

After all, no matter how small a mosquito is, it is still meat...

If you can sell one song on 58.com, just sell one song!

[Fox]: I want to drink cold water, but I'm afraid it will clog my teeth. Why are you going? Why hasn't it been online for so long?

[Fox]: If you want to drink cold water and worry about stuffing your teeth, the TV series "My Love from the Star" written by you has become a hit. Do you know?

Especially Fan Jiuyi, who stars in your TV series, is arrogant no matter where she goes now, lest others don't know that she is Qian Songyi.

[Fox]: The day before yesterday, I bought a house on Hong Kong Island. The owner asked for HK$45 million for a house of more than 300 square meters. It is located near Causeway Bay. I just don’t know if this house is close to where you live?

[Fox]: Yesterday, I went to Huayi Media because I wanted to appear in the movie "1942". After all, Yang Hao was willing to make a cameo in this movie.

It's just that if you want to drink cold water, you're afraid of clogging your teeth, you know? Vitiligo actually chose me during the audition. He wanted me to... eh, it almost disgusted me to death.

Therefore, the wish was not fulfilled.

…

Yang Mi sent a lot of private messages.

Yang Hao simply counted more than 400 messages. Calculating the frequency, there are almost 10 messages a day. Of course, the content is also varied, some are just chatting, some are asking for songs, some are asking for opinions, and some are complaining...

After carefully reading a dozen representative messages, Yang Hao deleted all the private messages sent by Yang Mi. They were of no value and took up space.

[Favorite Tingfeng]: I want to drink cold water but am afraid of stuffing my teeth. I am Wang Fei, and I have changed my online name again. The main reason is that this online name can express my happy mood at the moment.

The reason why I sent you this private message is because I want you to help me write a song, um, a song to express my love for Xie Tingfeng.

[Favorite Tingfeng]: I want to drink cold water because I’m afraid my teeth will get clogged, I’m sorry!

Last night, I drank too much and my head was in a mess. I don’t know what I wrote for you. Anyway, I just want to inform you now that you don’t need to help me write songs.

Well, I won’t give you any money even if you write it.

The reason for this is that your music is too expensive and I can't afford it.

Haha..., seeing the two private letters sent by Wang Fei, Yang Hao was so happy that he couldn't open his mouth from ear to ear.

This maverick singing queen is really interesting, and she talks nonsense when she drinks too much.

[Sister Malanpopo]: If you want to drink cold water, you are afraid of stuffing your teeth, right? I really like the songs you wrote. Well, now I want to help my boyfriend ask for a song from you. I wonder if you can agree?

[Sister Malanpopo]: I want to drink cold water but I’m afraid it will clog my teeth. To be honest, the songs you create are too expensive. Few people in the circle can afford them, and so do I.

However, I want to use another method to buy songs for my boyfriend from you.

That is, when I am doing a program, I can do product placement for you, so that people across the country know that there is a musician like you. You must know that the company I work for is Mango TV.

The private message sent by Xie Yu was a bit long-winded, so Yang Hao deleted it after taking a few glances. Considering your popularity in the music industry, do you still need to use you for product placement in the program now?

After a few slanderous words, Yang Hao continued to look down, and the private letter below attracted Yang Hao's attention.

〔Do your best if you want to do it〕: I want to drink cold water but I’m afraid of stuffing my teeth, Mr. Hello, my surname is Xia, and my real name is Xia Chenan.

Yesterday, I just got the copyright of a music variety show from a company in the Netherlands, and I want to copy it in our country.

The success of this program depends on the quality of the music instructors. Therefore, I invite you with 120,000 sincerity to come to La'an to discuss cooperation matters.

Well..., it doesn't matter even if you don't want to come forward, we can put on a mask for you when we are making the show, so that no one knows who you are?

Good Voice of China…

Before he finished reading the private message, Yang Hao already knew what variety show this person was talking about.

It's a pity that my brother is not interested at all.

Just when Yang Hao shook his head, the doors of the two bedrooms opened at the same time, and Ni Ni and Gao Yuanyuan walked out and asked.

"Is the meal ready? I'm hungry!"