Director, please respect yourself

Thailand, Chinatown

The busy streets were extremely lively. Wang Baoqiang was walking sideways like a crab in front, while Huang Jingyu was a little nervous and followed behind.

"Tang Ren, do you have a date tonight?"

The person who shouted this sentence was Wang Baoqiang's poker friend, and he had a very loud voice.

"We'll talk about it in a week. The schedule is up, Uncle Xiang!"

"Hey... Tang Ren, who is this person?"

"My cousin!"

"OK, passed, next scene!"

"Action!"

After greeting his poker friends, Wang Baoqiang just turned around and saw a beautiful woman. He stared at her and pointed at her breasts and shouted.

"Chunchun, you're getting older again!"

"Click!"

The previous filming went smoothly, but as soon as the filming of the third scene started, Yang Hao called to stop.

"What's the matter, director?"

Wang Baoqiang ran over and asked.

"Your gaze is not obscene enough." Yang Hao took off the radio headphones on his head, pointed at the playback on the director's monitor, and spoke very directly.

"Baoqiang, Tang Ren is a gangster from Chinatown. He does everything from playing cards to drinking and flirting with horses. How could he dodge his eyes when he meets a woman on the street?"

"hey-hey…"

Wang Baoqiang was a little embarrassed and scratched his head with his hand.

"Director, you know, I'm a very honest person. I really can't do that with a lewd look."

"Didn't I tell you?

There is a similar scene in the movie "Kung Fu"..."

"I know!"

Before Yang Hao finished speaking, Wang Baoqiang took the initiative and said: "Director, for today's scene, last night in the hotel, I studied the scene about the chartered man played by Teacher Yuanhua who molested Buck Yazhen four times. More than a dozen times, but once I face the camera lens, I can't "act" the effect."

"Um…"

Yang Hao frowned slightly.

"Bao Qiang, what do you mean?"

"Director, please forgive me and we won't shoot this scene; or you can use a stand-in, that is, shoot a vulgar scene, and then dig out the person's eyes and put it in our movie middle."

"no!"

Yang Hao shook his head and simply refused.

"Then, director, what should we do?"

The person who asked this question was Wang Tingting, the executive deputy director of the crew. Her tone was a little excited, and she could see Yang Hao training the actors again.

"What to do..., easy to handle!"

Yang Hao thought for a moment and waved to Luan Jizhuang, who was standing next to photographer Zhang Jiarui. This guy was a photography assistant.

"Xiao Luan, come here."

"Director, you called me?" Luan Jizhuang ran very fast, and he came over as soon as Yang Hao greeted him.

"Is your tablet in the car now?" Yang Hao deliberately avoided Wang Tingting and others, pulled Luan Jizhuang aside and asked in a low voice.

"Yes!" Luan Jizhuang didn't know why.

"Now take Wang Baoqiang to the car, turn on your tablet, and find the short video that you have treasured for two years. Well, it was the "performance" of those female teachers in your childhood, and then show it to you, Brother Baoqiang, for you to enjoy.

Remember, time is limited, only let Wang Baoqiang appreciate the most exciting parts, preferably when he is dismounted.

And Wang Baoqiang is not allowed to come out unless he appreciates it for half an hour. Well, you go over and be responsible for supervising him. "

"Ah, director, how did you know I had that thing?" Luan Jizhuang blushed.

Can my motherfucker not know?

Huang Zhaoguo, who lives in the same room as you, now talks to everyone about Luan Jizhuang, who has nothing else to do when he is resting. He takes out his tablet to watch that stuff, and he also plays the external sound so loudly.

Yang Hao complained fiercely in his heart and pushed Luan Jizhuang directly.

"Go, grab Wang Baoqiang and go quickly!

This scene will be re-shot in half an hour. "I'm not afraid of embarrassing these two people. Anyway, I said it in a low voice. The others were far away and didn't know the specific situation.

As soon as Luan Jizhuang forced Wang Baoqiang, who was looking at a loss, to leave, Ni Ni, Wang Tingting, Xiao Yang, Zhang Songwen and others came over to ask.

"Director, what were they doing in the car?"

"secret!"

Yang Hao only said these two words, and sat down in the director's chair with his eyes closed to relax.

Just now, Ni Ni said that tonight's dinner has been cancelled. The reason is that Li Yanhong, who is Du Niang, is here.

What exactly did Li Yanhong do in Thailand? have no idea!

Did Li Yanhong come to Thailand to find him? Not sure!

Did Li Yanhong come alone or with others? do not know!

At present, all he knows is that Yang Shucheng, Wang Eicong, Han Shanye, Yudong and others who took advantage with him are running away faster than rabbits.

Before Li Yanhong arrived, they disappeared.

And some people and some things are so magical. Yang Hao was analyzing Li Yanhong's purpose of coming to Thailand, and Li Yanhong arrived at the filming scene of "Detective Chinatown".

"elder brother…"

"Um?"

"Mr. Li from Du Niang is here."

Ni Ni, who has been at the filming site for the past two days, acting as Yang Hao's assistant, pointed outside the cordon. Yang Hao looked back and saw a gentle and elegant man in a blue shirt.

He raised his hand to look at his watch and found that there were still more than ten minutes left before Wang Baoqiang watched "Wonderful Blockbuster". Yang Hao stood up from the director's chair, straightened his clothes, and walked over.

"Hello, Mr. Li!"

"Oh, hello, Director Yang!"

As soon as Yang Hao stretched out his hand, Li Yanhong held his hand affectionately.

"Mr. Li came to Thailand, this is..."

"Director Yang, I don't mean anything else. The main thing is that I like watching your movies very much, such as "Gone Girl" and the romantic comedy "33 Days Out" that is currently in theaters. I watched seven or eight of them in a row. I can't stop.

Now, I heard that you are filming your latest movie "Detective Chinatown" in Thailand again, so I wanted to take advantage of my vacation time to come and see your crew.

Well, actually I just want to see how you shot such a wonderful movie? "

"LOL, really?"

Yang Hao laughed, then turned around and made a gesture of invitation.

"Since Mr. Li is interested, how about you go over and take a closer look?

Even if you like it, I can create a unique character for you and make a cameo in the movie "Detective Chinatown". "

"Guest appearance..., no, no, I'm not that material at all." Li Yanhong smiled and waved his hands, fearing that Yang Hao would force him into the filming scene.

After a few pulls, I saw that Li Yanhong really didn't want to go to the shooting scene, and Wang Baoqiang, who was not far away, got out of the car with a red face.

Yang Hao smiled and said:

"Mr. Li, since you don't want to go there, I'll go and get busy first, because looking at the weather, I guess I can only shoot one more scene this afternoon."

"Okay, Director Yang, you go ahead and do your work. I'll just stand by and take a look."

Saying goodbye to Li Yanhong, Yang Hao walked back to the director's monitor. As soon as he put on the radio headphones, the temporary scribe Mao Xiaotong, who was in charge of the slate, raised the slate in his hand.

"Action!"

After greeting his poker friends, Wang Baoqiang just turned around and saw a beautiful woman. He stared at her and pointed at her breasts and shouted.

"Chunchun, you're getting older again!"

"I hate it, come and have tea when you have time!"

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