Director, please respect yourself

"Hey, have you heard?

The fat musician who composed "My Deskmate" is dead. "

"I heard it, I heard it.

It seems that when a man named Gao was promoting his movie, he was scolded by several moviegoers and entertainment reporters, and then he became so angry that he fainted and fell to the ground.

Well, it is said that it is not possible before the person is sent to the hospital! "

"Speaking of which, those moviegoers and entertainment reporters seemed to be a bit shameless. They were obviously watching a pirated version of "The Great Takeru" that they found on the Internet. Just because they were dissatisfied with the movie, they went to the cinema. Go scold Gao...

Eh..., if I were Gao, I would be so pissed off. "

"Is what you are saying true or false?"

"of course it's true!

Now even overseas media have reported that our Chinese film and television industry has a long way to go to combat piracy. "

"Well, also, after the news came out, Du Niang's performance in the US stock market suffered a severe setback, falling 7.41% at the opening... How miserable!"

"Haha..., you deserve it.

Who knows that Du Niang is an accomplice of some piracy websites? It is even said that Du Niang itself is involved in piracy. "

"Stop talking, stop talking!

Did you see the middle-aged man standing across the street? He is Li Yanhong, the founder and CEO of DuNiang.

Li Yanhong has been hanging around our crew since yesterday and is here again today. "

…

Day 2

After breakfast, Yang Hao and Ni Ni went to the filming site of "Detective Chinatown" on Shilongjun Road.

As soon as he arrived at the filming site, Yang Hao heard the chatter among the crew.

hehe…

Li Mei is indeed still the same Li Mei, and her execution efficiency is extraordinary. Even if she changed her name and became Li Meiqi now.

She can help you do things that are difficult for others to do in minutes.

It seems that Li Yanhong should also know the bad news that "a famous domestic director and musician Gao Mou was angered to death", because today he no longer has the calmness and calmness he had yesterday.

Yesterday, Li Yanhong had a calm expression when he saw his buddy, and he helped him introduce his friends one after another.

And today...

He looked anxious. If it weren't for the local security company in Bangkok, Thailand, which provided security and vigilance at the filming site of "Detective Chinatown", this guy would have removed the security rope and ran inside.

However, no matter how anxious Li Yanhong was, Yang Hao had no time to talk to him because today's shooting tasks were heavy.

"Old Zhang..."

"Director, are you looking for me?"

Photographer Zhang Jiarui was squatting at the shooting site smoking a cigarette. When he heard Yang Hao's greeting, he ran over immediately.

"I temporarily accepted a commercial film about mobile phones. It is estimated that I will temporarily step in and start shooting in half a month. The shooting time will take about 4 days.

So, you tell the brothers in the photography team, everyone should pay close attention. "

"OK!"

Zhang Jiarui was very happy when he heard this.

Grandma, my brother likes this kind of small job that the director takes on temporarily. It makes a lot of money, a lot of fame, and the shooting speed is quite fast.

Zhang Jiarui went to work.

He wanted to hold an impromptu meeting for the photography team.

At this time, Yang Hao found Wang Yu from the lighting team, He Haihong from the props team, Yang Hong from the makeup team, Huang Zhaoguo from the special effects team and others...

The words are pretty much the same.

We have received temporary work, and the original shooting plan has to be squeezed out, so everyone should work hard.

The expressions of these people were similar to those of photographer Zhang Jiarui. After hearing Yang Hao's words, not only were they not unhappy at all, but they were smiling.

Director is awesome!

We all listen to you. We will do whatever you say. You won’t treat us badly anyway.

After quickly explaining the matter, the shooting scene was set up. Yang Hao gave Mao Xiaotong a wink, and Mao Xiaotong quickly raised the clapper board in his hand.

"Action!"

A tough old man was cleaning the glass cabinet containing the python.

Wang Baoqiang and Huang Jingyu were wandering around the pet market, surrounded by cages containing pets.

When Wang Baoqiang passed by a pet cage, he paused and looked at the dog in the cage.

"Well... Huang Jingyu!"

As soon as the scene was filmed, Yang Hao, who was sitting behind the director's monitor, raised the walkie-talkie in his hand.

"Yes, director."

"The expression is wrong, you have to give me a confused expression, not a surprised one.

Because Qin Feng has obviously guessed what Tang Ren is going to do. He can guess it, but he will doubt it. Is this okay? "

"OK, director, let me do it again."

When Huang Jingyu did it again, Yang Hao, who was sitting behind the director's monitor, still shook his head.

Huang Jingyu was a little nervous.

The confused expression looked quite natural by me. Why didn’t the director give it to me?

But just when he wanted to ask the veteran actor Wang Baoqiang next to him, he saw Yang Hao stand up from behind the director's monitor, take off the radio headphones on his head, and then came to the periphery of the shooting scene and said:

"Huang Jingyu..."

"Yes, director."

"Special relativity is a physical theory proposed by Einstein in 1905. It mainly explores the relativity of time and space, and the relationship between mass and energy.

In special relativity, time and space are no longer absolute but relative, which means that different observers may have different experiences of time and space..."

Yang Hao spoke very quickly.

In less than five minutes, on the set of "Detective Chinatown," the difference between special relativity and general relativity was briefly explained.

Huang Jingyu was stunned when she heard this!

No, director.

Did you get the wrong occasion? This is a movie shooting scene, not an academic lecture on a university campus? ! What's more, ordinary university academic lectures don't need to cover advanced physical knowledge such as the theory of relativity.

But the confused Huang Jingyu heard Yang Hao say before she could ask the question:

"Huang Jingyu, do you now know what the true state of being confused is?"

"Oh, I got it, I got it."

At this time, Huang Jingyu suddenly realized that, standing at the shooting scene, she quickly apologized to Yang Hao.

"Director, I'm sorry, my performance just now was too deliberate. If I try it again, I think I can definitely perform well."

"No need to act!"

At this time, Wang Baoqiang smiled and pointed to the camera not far away.

"Just now, when the director was telling you about the play, photographer Zhang Jiarui had already taken a close-up shot of you."

"Oh ah!"

Huang Jingyu, who was filming for the first time, was full of surprise. It turned out that filming could be fun like this!

At this time, the sound of clapping was heard again at the filming site.

"Action!"

Barber Shop

Several customers are having their hair dryed.

In the back, a shop assistant was blow-drying the puppy, while the barber standing next to him was holding the puppy while looking at the photos of the puppy on his phone.

"Does it have to be like this?"

"Exactly the same!" Wang Baoqiang affirmed.

Huang Jingyu looked sideways at Wang Baoqiang, who had a serious look on his face.