Director, please respect yourself

"Well, Chen Xiao, hold it back!

Because you have just discovered that you have fallen, and it is not time to become hysterical. "

After filming the first scene, Yang Hao, who was sitting behind the director's monitor, picked up the walkie-talkie in his hand and explained the scene to Chen Xiao who was at the bottom of the sewer.

"OK, director, I understand.

Let’s do it again! "

Although Chen Xiao was the only one in the sewer, after so many days of character experience, he had long been accustomed to the environment below.

After saying that, he put down the walkie-talkie and hid it in the garbage, and Chen Xiao lay down on the garbage pile again.

"Action!"

…

"Help!"

"Help!"

Chen Xiao, who was in the sewer, looked up at the round sky, and his calls for help became smaller and smaller.

By the end, it was barely audible.

No one came to save him, so he had to save himself. After calming down, Chen Xiao went to find his mobile phone and bag, but then he realized that his right leg was bleeding, and the blood had penetrated into his trousers.

After unfastening his belt and taking off his pants, Chen Xiao discovered that there was a small finger-length wound on his thigh. Blood seeped out when he moved slightly.

"OK, very good!"

At this point in the filming, Yang Hao's voice came from the intercom in the sewer.

Hearing the sound, Chen Xiao immediately took out the walkie-talkie from the garbage pile.

"Thank you, director!"

"You don't need to thank me. The main reason is that in the past ten days, you have completely understood this role, especially your desire to survive after you discovered that your thigh was injured just now. I can feel it through the camera lens." Yang said on the intercom. Hao smiled easily.

This time, Chen Xiao didn't say thank you!

It's not that he said it just now and it would be pretentious to say it again now, but he intends to keep this gratitude in his heart.

At this moment, Yang Hao really does not regard himself as a brother-in-law, but as a real actor.

Just as he was moved, Yang Hao suddenly changed the topic on the intercom.

"Chen Xiao..."

"Director, tell me!"

"Let's talk to you about something. This morning, when I went out for a run, I found a braised pork shop in Chinatown.

The braised pig trotters in this braised pork shop are so fragrant, they are even better than those made by my father and Uncle Yang. "

"Um…"

Chen Xiao, who was sitting in the sewer, swallowed hard when he heard Yang Hao's words.

I got up early today, getting up before 6:00.

After getting up, I only drank half a glass of milk and ate a piece of bread, and then I came here. The reason why I ate less was to find out the powerlessness of the hero who fell into the sewer.

Because Yang Hao once said that if you want to perform a feeling of powerlessness, you must starve.

Just as I was thinking about it, the voice on the intercom was replaced by another person. Well, it was not one person, but a group of people.

"Brother-in-law, I am your sister Nini. Let me tell you, you can think that Director Yang Hao doesn't know how to film, but you must definitely believe in his ability to identify delicious food.

Well, the braised pig trotters in this braised pork restaurant are really delicious. I am eating it. Do you want to take a bite? "

"Sister-in-law, can you stop eating so much? I want to save some for Chen Xiao.

Hehe... Chen Xiao, don't worry, I bought a total of 5 braised pig trotters, and I have already snatched half of them from my sister-in-law. "

"Well, Chen Xiao, I am your sister Qianqian, and let me tell you, Xiaotong just lied to you, she just snatched some bones from Ni Ni.

In fact, you can imagine this situation if you think about it for a moment. Ni Ni is so fierce and fierce. Can Xiaotong, who has a gentle and sweet personality, beat her? "

…

Ha ha…

If just now Chen Xiao didn't quite understand why Yang Hao would talk to himself about such things that had nothing to do with acting, then now he understands that Yang Hao is exploring his truest emotions.

Well, that must be the case!

When filming the commercial movie "4×4", it was said that Xiao Yang was starved for three days by Yang Haozhen.

Of course, the effect of being hungry is also significant. Xiao Yang became a god with that movie, and the relevant footage was directly included in the teaching materials of the Central Academy of Drama of the Film Academy.

Thinking of this, Chen Xiao picked up the walkie-talkie and said:

"Xiaotong, please don't compete with Sister Nini and Sister Qianqian for pig trotters. I'll take you over to buy them in the evening. We can eat as many as we want.

Because of the filming of this commercial film, the director offered me a high salary. Even if we bought the whole braised meat shop, it wouldn't be a problem. "

When talking about this, Chen Xiao said directly without waiting for Mao Xiaotong to answer:

"Director, I'm ready, we can start."

After saying that, the walkie-talkie continued to be hidden in the garbage. As soon as Chen Xiao hid in, he heard a shooting instruction coming from the walkie-talkie.

"Action!"

Inside the bag were tissues, a lighter, a box of cigarettes, a box of Bi Yuntao, a blue folder, and files in the folder...

But there was nothing to bandage the wound, not even a band-aid.

Chen Xiao had no choice but to take off the tie around his neck, and then use the tie to tie the wound tightly, so as to reduce the bleeding.

After the wound was treated, he put his pants up again. At this time, Chen Xiao became a little panicked, where was my cell phone.

If you don't have a mobile phone, you really can't get out now.

"Chen Xiao..."

"Here you are, director!"

"When you were acting out the emotion of "panic", you moved a little too much. You touched your trouser pockets and the pockets of your jacket, and then you picked up the black bag that fell into the sewer with you and took a look..."

Perhaps because the filming of the first few scenes went very smoothly, Chen Xiao was able to bravely express his opinions to Yang Hao through the walkie-talkie.

"Director, regarding this, I think I am right.

Because most people are like this. When they are walking on the road and suddenly find that their mobile phones are missing, they will definitely touch their trouser pockets and jacket pockets, and then pick up their bags and take a look to see if they have put their mobile phones inadvertently. Into the bag. "

After saying that, Chen Xiao was a little happy.

Come and praise me.

You know, when I was studying at the Central Academy of Drama, I had a final project called "I Lost My Phone." In order to perform this work well, I secretly observed the real reactions of many people.

But Chen Xiao was wrong.

Because Yang Hao doesn't take the ordinary path at all.

"Well... Chen Xiao, let me tell you the truth. The movie script I gave you is fake. The real plot direction is not like that, and the ending is not the original ending.

Therefore, you must act according to the method I taught. Just touch the pocket of your left jacket. If you touch the pocket and find that your phone is not there, immediately search for it in the trash. "

"OK!"

Chen Xiao agreed and began to adjust his emotions and prepare to shoot the next scene.

What people in the industry say is true. In the Chinese film industry, filming with three film directors is the most tiring.

1. Wong Kar-Wai, you don’t know what he is filming, because the most common thing he tells actors is that you just act first and watch;

Second, Zhou Xingxing, you don’t know when he will stop, because his creativity is endless, and he will come up with new ideas every time he shoots;

Third, Yang Hao, you never know how sexy his tricks are.

Just like this time, he actually told himself, Chen Xiao, I deliberately gave you a fake movie script.

Damn it...brother-in-law, can you be any more outrageous? !