Director, please respect yourself

The reason why men like to read martial arts novels is mainly because they like the Jianghu in the novels. There is revenge for revenge and injustice for injustice. If you dare to hurt me with a finger, I will destroy your whole family.

At worst, he will be a good man again in twenty years!

But in real life, people often encounter a group of old men. If you spit on his left cheek, he will often turn his right cheek towards you, and then give you a thumbs up with a smile on his face.

Handsome guy, what you vomited just now was so good, it made me feel so comfortable. How about you vomit on the right side of your face too, so that you can have a beautiful symmetry? !

When seeing such a person, ordinary people with no wealth will generally call them "bitch", but what the kind-hearted people don't know is that in fact, the person who just dared to spit on the face of a "bitch" is already dead.

Is Yang Hao a person with no authority?

Of course not!

He has been a human for two lifetimes, and if there is no more palace, Lord Hell will probably have to climb out from below and strangle him to death.

Does Yang Hao want to die?

Of course I don’t want to!

It’s hard to be a human being for two lifetimes, and you haven’t fully enjoyed the flowers and applause. How could you want to die?

In this case, why did Yang Hao choose to be tough with Zhao Laowen? It was because he couldn't understand what Zhao Laowen wanted to be and what he wanted to do.

He not only wanted to get the money, but also wanted to win over Xiao Shenyang, a popular apprentice. To this end, he did not hesitate to push his buddy out to be a villain...

Haha, are you stupid for bullying your buddy? !

Of course, in addition to being disgusted with it, there is another important reason, that is, Yang Hao believes that his devious methods are really not much worse than his Zhao Laowen.

Therefore, after the crew finished work, Zhao Laowen smiled at Yang Hao and praised his excellent directing skills; Yang Hao also smiled at Zhao Laowen and praised him and said, Mr. Zhao, when it comes to artistic level, I am still far behind you.

Standing at the filming site of the advertising movie "Manhole Cover", after complimenting each other for a while, the cheerful Zhao Laowen invited Yang Hao to get in the car, saying that the two of them must go to a small shop in Chinatown tonight and have a good drink. Let’s talk about life and art.

Unexpectedly, Zhao Laowen's kind invitation was declined by Yang Hao with a smile.

"Teacher Zhao, I'm sorry, I'm having a hard time tonight. I have other things to do."

"Is there something..., what's the matter? Didn't our crew call it a day?" Zhao Laowen wondered.

"The crew has finished work, and the actors and staff can leave, but I have to squat here and accompany Huawei engineers to do tests.

Because what we are shooting is an advertising film, the part about mobile phones in the film cannot be exaggerated. If it is exaggerated, it is estimated that with the urination of Westerners and the rigor of the law, Huawei could be bankrupted. "

Looking in the direction of Yang Hao's finger, Zhao Laowen saw that five or six engineers from Huawei had already installed various equipment at the entrance of the sewer well.

There are those that illuminate the inside, those that detect signals, and those that measure data...

"Well, then... Director Yang, can I take a look here?" Zhao Laowen decided to do the next best thing.

"Excuse me!"

Before Yang Hao could speak, Yu Chengdong, holding a laptop in his hand, expressed his apology to Zhao Laowen.

"Teacher Zhao, you are my idol. Every New Year's Eve, I will move a small stool and sit in front of the TV to watch sketches starring you.

But today, I'm really sorry. Since our phone is still under intensive testing, the data and the appearance of the phone cannot be made public, so..."

"Oh, I understand, I understand!"

Before Yu Chengdong finished speaking, Zhao Laowen walked out, got in the car in front of the company and left.

As soon as Zhao Laowen and the actors and staff in the crew left, Yang Hao, the only one left behind, followed Yu Chengdong to the sewer wellhead where the filming had just taken place.

"Director Yang, you gave us 17 suggestions before, and we are now testing them one by one.

When the test is over, we will tell you which one we can do and to what extent? If we can't do it, what will our final result be?

Then you use the data provided by our Huawei engineers to shoot the shots of mobile phones in this advertising film? "

"OK!"

Yang Hao, who was sitting near the wellhead, nodded in agreement.

And just as he agreed, a voice came from the well.

"Yu Dong, Director Yang, according to actual measurements, Huawei's Ascend P1 mobile phone has only one communication signal at a depth of 10 meters underground. Currently, it cannot meet the signal strength required by the plot in the movie.

But.

I believe that we at Huawei can achieve a satisfactory result on this point. Even if there are no signal base stations around, we can also achieve a satisfactory result. Well... we just need to change the antenna design of this mobile phone. "

"okay!"

After agreeing and putting down the laptop in his hand, Yu Chengdong took out a form from his pocket and ticked the second column of the form.

As soon as he finished marking, an engineer standing at the mouth of the well threw his cell phone directly into the well.

The engineer at the bottom of the well picked up the phone and conducted a comprehensive inspection of the phone. While doing so, he reported to the top.

"Mr. Yu, there is garbage at the bottom of the well, mostly foam and rotten leaves. Therefore, there is nothing wrong with the metal back cover of this phone, and it is not even deformed.

However, because the depth of the fall was more than 10 meters, and the screen of the phone was made of glass, the outer screen was broken, which was quite serious, and the inner screen was also cracked.

Well, currently, this phone is basically unusable.

What we are considering now is whether we can use a higher-strength mobile phone external screen..."

To be honest, Yang Hao had a hard time watching Huawei engineers work.

Even without AI in his head, Yang Hao knows a lot about the things that this company will develop in the future, such as Lingxi Communications, Xuanwu Architecture, Kunlun Glass, Satellite Phones, Hongmeng System, Kirin Chip, etc.

However, Yang Hao couldn't tell it. If he told it, he would be suspected of being a charlatan.

How could you, a director who is engaged in film creation, know so much about mobile phones?

However, these things cannot be talked about, but some things can still be talked about. For example, Lao Yu, you have a personality that likes to brag, why don’t we brag about Huawei’s ability to build lithography machines?

What’s so difficult about a photolithography machine?

Based on Huawei's research and development speed, I can guarantee that as long as you spend a lot of money, you will see results in three to five years, and you will be able to trample that Dutch Asmail under your feet in six or seven years.

Hmm..., how about we give it a try?

Lao Yu, as long as you can succeed, I promise that I will immediately shoot a free advertising film for your company's lithography machine, and the advertising film can be divided into two parts...

Sitting at the mouth of the sewer well, Yang Hao was feeling hysterical. Suddenly, the phone in his pocket vibrated. He took it out and saw a text message from Zhang Yimou.

[Yang Hao, do you have time? 】