Director, please respect yourself

"Brother, even if we can't do it now, we still have to make those brats think that we are still going strong!"

No one answered, so Yang Hao gave the answer himself.

Once the answer came out, the scene was calm.

But in an instant, warm applause erupted in the conference room.

"Pa bang bang..."

"Director, awesome!"

"Director, did you come up with this story yourself?"

"Director, your dirty jokes are so subtle. How about another one?"

Facing everyone's cheers, Yang Hao smiled and said thank you, then turned around and walked off the stage.

"Eh, no..."

Han Shanye reacted very quickly. Yang Hao's speech was over before his butt was even warmed up in the chair. How could this be possible?

"No, Yang Hao, you can talk to everyone again."

"Mr. Han, aren't we done talking?"

"I just spent two minutes telling you a little story. How can we finish talking?" Han Shanye almost laughed out of anger at Yang Hao.

I finally organized a bureau here today and asked you to give a lecture to everyone, but in the end you only asked an old professor to buy a chamber pot for you...

If this word gets out, I really can't afford to lose this person.

"yes!"

Yang Hao smiled and spread his hands.

"Mr. Han, to tell you the truth, all my ideas about movie marketing are based on my insights from this story.

Well, let's put it this way.

One thing to say is that since my debut, all the movie scripts I have created are based on this story. "

As soon as the words were spoken, various doubts arose in the conference room.

"How can it be?"

"No way?"

"Director, I have sufficient evidence to prove that you are lying to us."

"Impossible, absolutely impossible, Director Yang Hao, I have read all the movie scripts you have written, and found that the styles and themes are varied, involving martial arts, comedy, suspense, thriller and other elements.

How could they be related to this little story you told? "

Yang Hao is very patient.

Standing on the edge of the podium, he patiently listened to the various questions raised by many young actors and directors in the conference room.

It wasn't until 10 minutes passed that everyone's voices gradually dispersed.

Yang Hao coughed twice, cleared his throat, and was about to explain, but at this moment, a short-haired woman stood up in the back row of the conference room.

"Director Yang Hao, I speak more straightforwardly. Don't worry about it. I think you don't want to exchange creative experience or film marketing experience with us. You just made a random joke and then made a fuss here? "

Damn...

Hearing the woman's voice, the actors and directors sitting in the front row all looked back, and when everyone actually saw the person, their faces all had a strange expression of excitement.

Haha, there is a good show to watch.

This time it’s time to go head-to-head.

Just yesterday, the woman surnamed Zhao had officially filed a lawsuit with the Beijing District Court, demanding that Yang Hao compensate her for 20 million yuan in losses and publish an apology in a well-known national media. It was Yang Hao who used unfair means to steal what should have been hers. The copyright of her novel "To Our Mortal Youth" was stolen for herself.

"Um…"

Seeing Senior Sister Yanzi, Yang Hao had no extra thoughts. He just put her in the position of an actor who wanted to enter the directing industry.

"Senior Sister Yanzi, I have a question to ask you now. What do you think of the dirty joke I just told?"

"so so!"

The short-haired woman also spoke directly. She commented directly without blushing or gasping for breath:

"The story is too subtle. I think it would be more satisfying to watch a movie about my childhood."

"oh…"

"Fuck..."

"It's time for today."

"Everyone counts. Everyone can watch the fun, but they are not allowed to reveal any information about this conference room to the reporters who come to interview."

As soon as the woman said these tough words, there was an uproar in the conference room.

As for everyone's discussion, Yang Hao still did not express his opinion, but smiled and chatted down.

"Sister Yanzi, I didn't ask you to express your opinion on the joke itself, but what do you think of what the old farmer said to the old professor?"

“To be honest, it’s a bit unexpected!

Because according to ordinary people's thinking, they will probably say it down the line, for example, if the night is getting longer and the weather is cold, it is better to buy a larger chamber pot than a smaller chamber pot!

But the answer you gave gives people a feeling of light up, because this answer captures the mind of the elderly man and hits the mark! "

"Pa bang bang..."

Yang Hao was applauding.

"Senior Sister Yanzi, your analysis is very good, so now if you take a look at my movie marketing ideas, is it the same?

Take the most recent one, for example, if you buy a movie ticket for "Jinling Thirteen Hairpins", you will get two pounds of eggs for free.

This movie marketing idea has firmly captured the psychology of the elderly. It is not easy for me to make money, so I will save what I can. Now that there are free eggs, I naturally can't let the eggs escape.

As for the old man and the old lady urging the family members to go to the movies, it is entirely because the family members like to watch movies, and they will give you two kilograms of eggs for watching "The Thirteen Hairpins"..."

Yang Hao's analysis of film marketing creativity was simple and well-founded, causing everyone in the conference room to nod frequently. Even people like Jia Zhangke and Zhang Meng took out paper and pen to take notes.

"Of course, the quality of the movie must be reliable, and the film must be eye-catching. Otherwise, no matter how good your movie marketing plan is, it will only create a temporary sensation, but it will not be successful at the box office. The follow-up was weak.”

"Well... Director Yang Hao, I have something to say." After his speech, he was about to leave. Suddenly, a handsome boy stood up next to Zhao.

"Director Yang Hao, you may remember me. We had a fight on the set of the movie "The Favorite" before, but that's all in the past.

I really want to learn from you how to be a very good film director. "

The person who stood up was Deng Chao, and his wife was Sun Li. Yang Hao did have a conflict with the couple last year, and Ni Ni's current house in Hejingyuan was bought by the couple as a gift.

Um…

A closer look at Deng Chao's face confirmed the rumors a while ago that he was once blocked in a hotel room by his empress, and there was a naked young beauty in that room, otherwise the left side of his face would not be visible. There will be traces of being scratched.

"director…"

"director…"

"Oh, you asked, I'm listening." Yang Hao was stunned for a moment before being interrupted by Deng Chao's voice.

"Director, what I mean is that you just explained the source of your creative ideas in movie marketing, but you didn't say what is the connection between this little story you told and your script creation?"

"Yes, I have!"

After hearing Deng Chao's question, Yang Hao smiled and said: "This little story has inspired me that we must go against the routine when it comes to film creation."

"Counter-routine?"

Everyone frowned when they heard this.

"Yes, counter-trick!

When an old professor buys a chamber pot, under normal circumstances, the person who sells the chamber pot will say to him, how about a big chamber pot? But this little story doesn't do that. It asks an old man to say something to inspire him to take the initiative to buy a large chamber pot.

This is the counter-routine.

For example, if the movie "Gone Girl" was released in July, if an ordinary director were to direct this movie, he would definitely focus on Brad Pitt because Brad Pitt is a Hollywood superstar, but I just focused the shooting on Liu Yifei and let Liu Yifei promote the development of the entire story.

Furthermore, what kind of image does Liu Yifei look like? Everyone should know that she is beautiful, quiet, and a bit funny at heart.

If you were asked to choose the heroine for the movie "Gone Girl", you would definitely not choose Liu Yifei, because she is so different from the image of a sinister girl. But have you ever thought about it, in fact, the character of a sinister girl should be It forms a strong contrast with the actor's own image..."