Director, please respect yourself

It had just snowed and it was extremely cold outside. In Yang Hao's words, if you pee outdoors, you must use a stick.

Yang Mi knew this was a joke. Even if he went to Lao Maozi in the far north, it would probably not be cold enough for the water to turn into ice.

However, all jokes aside, she still listened to Yang Hao's instructions. In such cold weather, she didn't go to the filming set of "1942" because she didn't have her own scene anyway.

Instead of going to the filming location, Yang Mi decided to go out and watch a movie.

Currently, the comedy "Journey to the West: Conquer the Demons", written and directed by Zhou Xingxing and starring Yang Hao, Shu Qi, and Ma Yun, is being screened in major cinemas across the country. As Yang Hao's girlfriend, Yang Mi thinks she should spend money to support it.

At 8:30 in the morning, after having breakfast at the restaurant on the first floor of Diaobingshan Hotel, Yang Mi set off with the fat Xu Yan.

Xu Yan is 1.7 meters tall and weighs 200 pounds. Whether she is walking or running, the fat on her body trembles.

Yang Mi was not satisfied with the female bodyguard Yang Hao found for him at first.

Cao Qinglan who follows Ni Ni, Xue Yun who follows Liu Yifei, and Tan Huinan who follows Gao Yuanyuan are all masters with agile skills and heroic appearance. As long as someone with malicious intentions appears next to the person they are protecting, if they glance over, they can immediately make that person People shudder.

But when it came to my place, why did a fat guy come?

Is it because the rabbits of this lady are bigger than the rabbits of the three of them combined? This is too bullying.

You know, let alone protecting herself, this fat woman would probably have a hard time keeping up with him when walking.

But a magical scene happened. No matter whether Yang Mi was walking, trotting or running fast, the fat Xu Yan was always following behind him unhurriedly.

When walking, the two people were 2 meters apart. When trotting, the distance between the two was still 2 meters. When Yang Mi ran forward at the speed of a 100-meter sprint, the distance between the two was still 2 meters.

Of course, if it was just like this, it wouldn't be a reason for Yang Mi to keep Xu Yan by his side.

The reason why Yang Mi decided to keep Xu Yan by his side was because of her physical strength. At the Beijing International Airport, there was once a wretched man who wanted to get close to her and take advantage of her. Xu Yan had quick eyes and quick hands, so he just bumped forward slightly. , the wretched man flew out in a swish.

And Xu Yan's body shape is still a huge advantage even when she comes to the cinema to queue up to buy tickets. As long as she stands in front of her, she can form a huge deterrent to others.

What's going on?

Do you want to come here and take advantage of the beautiful woman?

If you have such an idea, I advise you to give it up immediately, otherwise, I will slap you to death.

Yang Mi, who was queuing up to buy tickets, was enjoying this sense of security when suddenly she heard someone talking loudly in the cinema called Menglong.

"Linlin, stop watching the movie and come with me quickly."

"Why are you going?

My boyfriend said that the movie "Journey to the West: Conquering the Demons" is so funny that it is worth watching three times, but I haven't watched it yet. "

"What are you looking at?

It’s not too late to come over and watch this movie tomorrow. Today, I will lead you to make a lot of money. "

"What do you mean by making a lot of money?"

"Do you know Diaobingshan Railway Station?"

"Of course I know. Isn't director Feng Xiaogang leading the crew to film there?"

"right!

Director Yang Hao is also there.

In the early hours of the morning, someone posted a message online, saying that if anyone could get director Yang Hao's signature today, he could buy something worth 1,500 yuan for free on Taobao. "

"Ah..., really?

Online shopping is inherently cheap. Something you buy online for 1,500 yuan is basically worth 2,000 to 2,500 yuan in a physical store. "

"Of course it's true!

According to the announcement posted on the Taobao website, it is said that hundreds of netizens from Shen Yang's side have come to Tieling, and they are here for the autograph of director Yang Hao. "

The two people spoke loudly, which attracted the attention of many people. These people listened for a moment, and then left the cinema quietly.

I guess I wanted to rush to the filming site of the movie "1942" ~ Diaobingshan Railway Station as soon as possible.

Looking at the half-empty queue in front of the cinema ticket window, Yang Mi was startled for a moment, then laughed out loud, took out her cell phone, and sent a text message to Yang Hao.

[Brother, congratulations, you are about to enjoy superstar status. 】

………

【Yang Hao, I love you! 】

[Yang Hao, Yang Hao, you are the best! 】

[Yang Hao Fans Support Club will be officially established starting today! 】

[Yang Hao, the people of Northeast China will always support you! 】

After coming out of the waiting hall of the train station, Yang Hao felt like he couldn't laugh or cry when he looked at the crowd of fans in front of him and the slogans held by these fans.

My buddy is a film director.

You only come out to film and sing when you are interested occasionally. There is no need for you to entertain me in this way, right? !

"How about it?

Looking at the formation in front of you, are you excited? Have you ever found the feeling that I am a superstar, the emperor of China? "This sudden voice interrupted Yang Hao's thoughts.

Yang Hao turned around and saw Feng Xiaogang coming behind him.

"Director Yang, when I was filming "A World Without Thieves" in the northwest, even though the place was very remote, when they heard that Andy Lau was coming, people from all over the country rushed to the filming set to see their idol with their own eyes.

Well... I made a rough estimate at that time. Even if there were not 10,000 people, there would be at least 8,000.

And now, Director Yang, your influence in the minds of the people is no less impressive. "

"Ha ha…"

Yang Hao laughed.

"Director Feng, please stop teasing me. I don't believe you haven't noticed that these people are all hired."

"Hired..., how is that possible?" Feng Xiaogang frowned and looked at the fans not far away who were pushing Sangsang with the security guards on the set.

"How is it impossible?

I just walked back and forth in front of that group of fans five or six times, and found that no one could recognize me. "

"Of course, are you wearing makeup?

With your face so smoky and your clothes in tatters, it would be difficult for even someone who is familiar with you to know that you are Yang Hao at a glance. "

“But these fans are different.

If they are really my die-hard fans or movie fans, I believe that even if I wrap myself into a rice dumpling and roll in front of them, they will still recognize who I am.

You know, when these domestic fans are crazy, they can even find out what color underpants their idols wear every day. "Yang Hao smiled meaningfully.

"Haha, that's really the case." Feng Xiaogang also laughed.

"However, Director Yang, you have to find a way to get these fans and moviegoers to quit. Otherwise, our movie will not be able to start filming at all."

"okay."

Yang Hao took out his mobile phone from his pocket, looked at the text messages on the phone, and then smiled and said to Feng Xiaogang:

"Director Feng, Mr. Guoli told me just now that the more than 1,000 extras in our crew are not easy to manage. The staff in the crew told them to go east and they went west.

Within an hour, 200 extras were fired to no avail.

Now, Director Feng, please tell these new fans, fans and extras who have changed into costumes, if you want to get my autograph, then everyone must obey the instructions and act well.

Otherwise, their trip to Diaobingshan Railway Station today would have been in vain! "

"Um..., your autograph?" Feng Xiaogang poked his head with the antenna of the walkie-talkie in his hand, feeling confused.

"Of course, my autograph is worth 1,500 yuan today." Yang Hao smiled and shook his phone.