Director, please respect yourself

Yang Shuo…

Hearing this name, Zhang Guoli, who was on the set of "1942", was suddenly startled.

It's been two years.

There has always been an unsolved case in the Chinese entertainment industry. Who is it who wants to drink cold water but is afraid of stuffing his teeth?

According to well-documented information, the pen name "If I Want to Drink Cold Water, I'm Afraid of Stuffing My Teeth" first appeared on 58.com. Originally, everyone thought it was an online name, but later they discovered that it was also a pen name.

The first music piece that people who want to drink cold water are afraid of stuffing their teeth to take out is "Mo". The buyer is Liu Yifei and the singer is Yao Beina. The price of this song is 200,000 yuan.

At that time, it was basically a sky-high price!

The reason why I say it was at that time is because later, the price of the music works created by Sai Ya kept hitting new highs, 1 million yuan, 7 million yuan, and even 58 million Hong Kong dollars.

And this is not his most glorious moment.

His most glorious moment was after this year's Grammy Awards ceremony. He sold nearly 200 music works in the European and American music circles alone.

The singers of these musical works are basically all big names in the European and American music circles, such as Beyoncé, Britney Spears, Taylor Swift...

If you want to drink cold water and are afraid of getting stuck in your teeth, just because you have achieved success in music, that's it.

This guy may feel that just writing music works is not enough, but now he has actually written a TV series script. The popular "My Love from the Star" was written by him.

Such an awesome and mysterious person has naturally attracted the attention of many media, especially the all-pervasive Hong Kong paparazzi, who have made it their mission to find out who "drinks cold water but is afraid of stuffing his teeth".

But in fact, such a long time has passed.

The information everyone has received is only two points: first, this person's real name is Yang Shuo; second, this person is suspected to be Yang Hao.

The word suspected is used because Yang Hao has never admitted this, and no one has found any definite evidence to prove that Yang Hao just wanted to drink cold water and was afraid of stuffing his teeth.

Now, at the filming site of "1942", Zhang Guoli could not be surprised when he heard someone call Yang Hao by this name again.

After suppressing the shock in his heart, Zhang Guoli turned his head and looked over, and saw a vicissitudes of life man wearing a green military coat standing on the side of the road.

A vicissitudes of life man, about 30 years old, with an unshaven beard and a chicken coop-shaped head. He holds a steel scale in his right hand and a lit cigarette between the ring finger and middle finger of his left hand.

Perhaps the vicissitudes of life man saw Yang Hao who had just got off the car and noticed him, so the man threw away the cigarette in his hand, crushed it with his foot, and then quickly raised his left hand and waved it left and right in the air.

"Yang Shuo..."

"Yang Shuo, do you still remember me? I am brother Taozi of your uncle's family. When I was a child, I led the turtle to play, catching grasshoppers at the east end of the village, bathing in the river at the west end of the village, and stealing pears at the north end of the village. , stealing eggs from Widow Li’s house in the south of the village.

After stealing the eggs, we went to find a place to cook egg soup.

Yang Shuo, have you forgotten?

Once we stole an egg, but there were more than a dozen people. We had no choice but to add more spinach to the pot, haha... I still remember my aunt asking you, Xiao Shuoshuo, what did you eat today? ? You said all you ate was spinach. "

After getting off the car, Yang Hao turned to look at the man, but did not move, letting the man wave excitedly on the side of the road.

Zhang Guoli felt that this was because the crew had pulled a cordon outside the filming site, and there were special security personnel watching. If someone hadn't been watching, the man in the green military coat would have definitely run in and hugged Yang Hao.

"What's going on, Kunali?"

Just when Zhang Guoli was thinking about it, Wang Laoer, who had been following the crew to fight in the north and south, came over. This guy was slapped by Yang Hao when he was in the Northeast, and one of his teeth was half knocked out. The so-called half lost. , the tooth moves but does not fall out completely.

However, Wang Laoer looked much better when he came to Luoyang.

"Kunili, why are there people yelling at the filming site?"

"Oh, Mr. Wang!

Let me tell you, the man standing on the side of the road and greeting us seems to be from director Yang Hao's hometown. "Before his father Zhang Guoli opened his mouth, his son Zhang Mo answered for him.

"Isn't that man calling Yang Shuo?

How did you get involved with Yang Hao..."

But when he got to this point, Wang Laoer suddenly stopped talking.

Damn... I almost forgot to drink cold water for fear of clogging my teeth.

Those who want to drink cold water are afraid of having their teeth blocked, Yang Shuo, Yang Hao; Yang Hao, Yang Shuo, those who want to drink cold water are afraid of having their teeth blocked. Thinking of these names, Wang Laoer rolled his eyes and suddenly took out his mobile phone from his pocket.

…………

He took away Yang Hao's body, but lost his memory.

In order not to get involved in things, Yang Hao has done some homework in private. Who is there in his hometown of Anshun in your province? Any relatives? Who lives in Kaifeng, Henan Province? Any relatives? Who are the friends you often play with, what are their names, and what do they look like?

Yang Hao had already learned everything from Yang Chun's mouth.

It doesn't matter if I haven't seen these people in person yet, as long as I remember that there are such people in my hometown and what happened.

After all, it has been 18 years since I left when I was 7 years old. It is very normal that I cannot recognize people when I meet them.

Standing next to the Wrangler, Yang Hao looked at the middle-aged man who was jumping up and down. Yang Hao straightened his clothes a little and walked towards him.

"Yang Tao?"

"Yes, yes, Yang Shuo, I am your brother Tao Zi. My father and your mother are direct cousins, so I should be your cousin.

But since your dad stepped in backwards and had to take our last name, we are considered cousins, not cousins.

Yang Shuo, do you know?

When the people in our village heard that you were now one of the leading directors in the country, everyone was very excited. Everyone, including the village head and township head, was counting on their fingers as to when you could return to your hometown... "

The middle-aged man named Yang Tao looked very excited and spoke gushingly.

From how many beatings Yang Hao received when he was a child, to the time when his mother remarried and gave him a younger brother and a younger sister, the eldest brother is 16 years old and is in the second year of high school; the younger sister is 15 and is in the first year of high school.

"Yang Shuo, it turns out that your mother is in a very difficult situation because she has to support her two children in school and has to borrow money from everywhere.

But some time ago, Midea Group suddenly found your mother and said that your mother was the only lucky person in the country who won the grand prize in a random draw of Midea Group, with a bonus of more than one million.

But you can't give money directly. Instead, you help build a building, buy a tractor, and buy some commercial insurance for your younger brothers and sisters. "

"Um…"

After hearing this, Yang Hao frowned slightly.

I did help Midea Group with an idea, allowing them to change their original sales strategy and directly choose to keep a close eye on the industry leader.

Whoever's products are number one in a certain category will be closely matched by Midea Group's products of the same type.

But they have already paid, as evidenced by the Ferrari sports cars owned by Ni Ni, Gao Yuanyuan and Liu Yifei.

Why now, Midea Group has come to Henan Province to help? !

Yang Hao was just thinking about it when suddenly, five or six media interview vehicles came on the road next to the shooting scene.