Director, please respect yourself

【recruitment

There is no limit to age, gender, place of origin, education, height, beauty or ugliness, IQ...

A well-known film director in the Mainland is looking for a personal assistant nationwide. The salary is one yuan per year. Please bring your own dry food when working.

If you are interested, please call the famous mainland singer Xue Zhiqian at 137********]

The rather urinary recruitment advertisement was written on a piece of red paper with a black oil-based pen. After writing it, Xue Zhiqian took a photo of it with a camera, and then uploaded the photo to his personal account through his laptop. on Weibo.

I didn’t pay too much attention to Yang Hao’s filming. As for Yang Hao’s acting, excitement is a must, but no matter how wonderful the performance is, it’s boring to watch too much.

So, Ni Ni, who received the task, turned her attention to Zhao Yingjun's good friend Xue Zhiqian...

After witnessing Xue Zhiqian's series of sexy moves with her own eyes, Ni Ni rolled her eyes, touched him gently with the back of her hand, and said:

"Old Xue, is this okay?"

Turning his head and seeing it was Nini, Xue Zhiqian was stunned for a moment, then laughed out loud.

"Mr. Ni, I swear on my life in the music industry, I can definitely do it!"

"real?"

Ni Ni obviously didn't believe this.

"I said I swore it on my singing life, and it's absolutely true." Xue Zhiqian vowed.

"Okay, Lao Xue, let me ask you a few questions?"

"Mr. Ni, please speak!"

"Why don't you just say directly that Director Yang Hao is hiring a personal assistant?"

"Mr. Ni, do you know Director Yang Hao's status in the industry at this moment?" Xue Zhiqian asked directly after hearing Ni Ni's question.

"Didn't he just get four nominations at the American Golden Globe Awards? What's the matter? With being nominated for the American Golden Globe Awards, his status in the industry, Yang Hao, can be comparable to that of directors Zhang Yimou and Chen Kaige?"

Although she also felt that Yang Hao was now very arrogant, as his girlfriend, Ni Ni still curled her lips with a look of disdain.

Brother once said that the highest state of pretending is that others think you are very powerful, but you still modestly wave your hands and say no, no, no...

Well, that's the behavior.

There seems to be a professional term to explain it, called Versailles.

"Hehe... Mr. Ni, I don't know if Director Yang can now compete with Director Zhang Yimou and Director Chen Kaige, but what I do know is that if, on this recruitment message, I say that Director Yang Hao wants to recruit a personal assistant.

Not to mention anyone else, even Wang Jinghua, the most famous entertainment agent in China who started her career as Chen Daoming's assistant, might leave her job and apply for this job. "

Um…

Ni Ni is not stupid.

She thought about Xue Zhiqian's words for a moment, and she was able to figure it out. Those who are close to the water first get the moon. Being close to Yang Hao can always get a lot of good roles for their artists.

As for Wang Jinghua's own agency... she just needs to find a professional manager to manage it. Maybe the company managed by a professional manager will be better than the one she manages herself.

Seeing Ni Ni nodding, knowing that she had figured out the details, Xue Zhiqian continued to chat.

"Mr. Ni, whether they are friends in the industry, my fans, or netizens who know me well, they all know that I am not very reliable and like to do weird things.

When these people saw this recruitment information on my personal Weibo, their first reaction was, what kind of trouble is Xue Zhiqian going to do this time?

Do you want to publicly show your love for Gao Leixin at your solo concert? "

"Gao Leixin..., do you have a girlfriend?"

Ni Ni instantly understood the key point.

"Hehe, yes, a well-known model in Shanghai." Xue Zhiqian rubbed his hands, a little nervous, but also a little excited.

Ni Ni knew the name, so Yang Hao also knew it. Yang Hao knew the name. After two days, he invited Yang Hao to go to his hot pot restaurant to sign up for a hot pot meal and meet his girlfriend by the way.

Maybe his girlfriend Gao Leixin can be included in Yang Hao's eyes, and she doesn't need to be a big star in the film and television industry, just like she was in the movie "If Love" back then.

Xue Zhiqian was making his own little calculation when suddenly, a piece of paper floated in front of his eyes.

"Well, Mr. Ni, this is..."

"Yang Hao said that if you can complete the task of finding a suitable personal assistant for him within 7 days, then I will leave it to you to sing this song composed for him if he wants to drink cold water but is afraid of stuffing his teeth."

"Hehe..." Xue Zhiqian smiled brightly.

"Mr. Ni, why don't people in the industry say that Director Yang Hao is a bright person? No, I haven't completed my task yet, and I've already seen my labor remuneration."

But after just a few words, when Xue Zhiqian saw clearly the lyrics of a song called "Actor" on this piece of paper, he immediately felt as if he had been injected with chicken blood. He took out the phone from his pocket and ran out of Ning Hao director's studio.

"Zhu Zhen, Zhu Zhen, I posted a recruitment message on my personal Weibo, and it contains your mobile phone number.

Zhu Zhen, please remember this.

From now on, your mobile phone must be turned on 24 hours a day, and all vibrating ringtones must be set to the maximum. You must not miss any incoming calls. "

……………

Just after crossing the intersection, suddenly, a car suddenly stopped behind him. Several big men rushed out of the car. They pounced on Yang Hao and pushed him to the ground. Yang Hao grinned: "What's going on? This pimple is amen..."

A man who looked like a patrolman stepped forward and slapped him: "Tell me, whose land is this?"

As soon as Yang Hao looked at the patrolman, he immediately lowered his head and said, "Your place, your place, your place, but I didn't recruit you, just do what I do."

Patrolman: "What? I think you look like a gangster!"

When Yang Hao heard this, he immediately said with a playful smile: "Brother, don't underestimate me. I still look like you. All of your brothers look alike..."

As he spoke, Yang Hao was suddenly startled because he saw a timid priest standing behind the patrolman.

The patrolman picked up the rice bag with the church logo, and Pastor Fanwei nodded.

"Well…"

Yang Hao was dumbfounded: "This is ridiculous."

…

When you meet an opponent in chess, you will meet a good talent.

This is basically the feeling since Yang Hao and Fan Wei acted opposite each other.

If you make a one, the guy will follow the two; if you make a two, the guy won't be able to follow the four, but he still has the three.

Even if Yang Hao sometimes doesn't follow the outline of the script, Fan Wei can basically bring this out-of-frame storyline back to the main line through lines and actions.

hiss…

Damn...

This is very awesome.

"Teacher Fan, are you free in February and March next year? Are you free in June, July, August, and September next year?"

When he heard that Ning Hao, a film director, shouted to stop at the shooting scene, Yang Hao took the initiative to come to Fan Wei and extended an invitation to him.

Seeing Yang Hao's hot eyes, Old Fan, who had a big head and thick neck, was a little confused.

Director, what do you mean?

Are you planning to take over all my schedules for next year? If so, then great, I give it to you!

Thinking of this, Fan Wei took a step forward and grabbed Yang Hao's hand.

"Director, uh-huh, uh-huh, I'm free. I'll be available throughout next year."