Director, please respect yourself

When he walked to the door of his house, Yang Hao wanted to take a look at the villa to the east. Because it was Beckham's home, he wanted to see how luxurious the football superstar's home was. !

According to Brian Lord, all the furniture, appliances, soft and hard furnishings in this house are present.

But before Yang Hao could go over, he saw Brad Pitt coming with a gift in his hand, followed by Angelina Jolie.

"Hey Yang, how are you today?"

"It's good, just a little sleepy."

Yang Hao told the truth.

Although I slept for seven or eight hours on the plane, due to the time difference, I still felt a little sleepy at this moment, because if I were in China, it would be the time to be asleep now.

"Haha, it doesn't matter. I'm jet-lagged. I can understand that."

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie live nearby, so they walked here.

He came over, put the gift at the door, hugged Yang Hao, and then stretched out his hand to beat his chest. Then Brad Pitt said:

"Yang, congratulations. I heard that you also signed with the agency CAA?"

"um, yes!"

There are no secrets in the entertainment industry.

This applies not only to China, but also to Hollywood.

"Well, Yang, I heard one more thing from my agent. He said that you have agreed to Brian Lord's conditions and will you shoot two A-level or above films in Hollywood every year?"

"yes!"

"In every film, at least one actor must be from our agency?"

"Well, not bad." Faced with Brad Pitt's question, Yang Hao continued to nod.

"Then...how do you look at me?

Know that I would be more than happy to continue working with you. "

Although I came here with gifts, Brad Pitt spoke very directly at this moment. My main purpose of coming to see my friend was not to win a role for myself.

Looking at Brad Pitt, Yang Hao frowned and said nothing.

"What, Yang, do you think my image and acting skills are not good enough to appear in your next movie?"

"Well, a bit!" Yang Hao nodded.

"Pete, to be honest, I really don't think you can win the leading role in the movie I'm about to shoot."

"Oh, tell me."

Perhaps because he was competitive or wanted to prove himself, Brad Pitt opened his posture in front of his wife Angelina Jolie, director Yang Hao, and Liu Yifei, who picked up the gift from the ground with both hands.

The meaning is very clear, Yang Hao, what role do you want me to play, then I will play it for you now.

Hmm... Looking at him, Yang Hao touched his chin.

"Pete, you are just a 5-year-old child now. You are a bit cowardly. You are always afraid that the older kids in the neighborhood will bully you."

"That's it…"

Brad Pitt felt that he was insulted. Wasn't he asked to play an adult with an IQ of five or six years old?

I'm very good at acting this.

You know, when I was studying acting, my teacher made me watch "Forrest Gump" repeatedly. I definitely have some experience with Tom Hanks' performance.

Without saying much, Brad Pitt thought for a moment, and his eyes became innocent.

"Hey, hello uncle, hello auntie, hello this beautiful young lady."

"Excuse me, this beautiful young lady, is the gift you are holding a wrapped lollipop?"

Liu Yifei is a very professional actor, and the two had a wonderful collaboration in the movie "Gone Girl".

Therefore, without Yang Hao's instructions, Liu Yifei directly helped Hollywood superstar Brad Pitt set up the scene.

"Sorry, kid.

The box the aunt is holding is not a packaged lollipop, but a toy. "

"Toy..., this is my favorite." Brad Pitt clapped his hands, and then stared straight at the thing in Liu Yifei's hand.

A very short scene.

There are not many lines, only the eyes and body movements are required.

After the play was over, Brad Pitt stared at Yang Hao and said, Director, although I don’t know what your next movie will be, my acting skills are absolutely reliable.

But what Brad Pitt didn't expect was that at this time, Yang Hao made another request.

"Pete, you are a professional male model, but you always think of yourself as a woman in your heart."

I rub...

Not only was Brad Pitt a little confused, but even Angelina Jolie and Liu Yifei, who had been standing nearby watching the show, didn't know what Yang Hao wanted to do.

Because a certain character in a movie, regardless of whether it is the protagonist or a supporting role, his character traits are basically the same. For example, if he is mentally retarded, then he must not be a model, and this model also thinks that he is a model. female.

But, there is no way. Since Yang Hao, as the director, made this audition request, Brad Pitt, who wants to win the role, must fulfill his request.

Um…

Brad Pitt thought again, made some adjustments, and walked the catwalk in front of Yang Hao's house. However, his catwalk was different from that of ordinary male models. His walking posture was more like that of a female model, swinging his hips and twisting his waist. , the eyes are still full of charm.

Ha ha…

Seeing her man behave like this, Angelina Jolie wanted to laugh, but as a professional actor, she knew it was wrong to laugh at this time.

So Angelina Jolie had to cover her mouth with her hands.

This time, Brad Pitt did not design any lines for this character, but only used body movements and eyes to complete the performance.

After the performance, just like before, his eyes quickly stared at Yang Hao.

How about it?

There should be no problem now, right?

However, Yang Hao likes surprises so much. As soon as Brad Pitt finished his performance, he made his third request.

"Pete, you're a fashion designer."

"Well…"

"Pete, you are now an obsessive control freak."

"Well…"

"Pete, you are a religious woman now, but at heart you are a conservative person."

…

Brad Pitt has a very good memory. Standing in front of his home, Yang Hao talked about 23 people in total. The personalities of these 23 characters were completely different, and they were all very memorable.

At first, when Yang Hao told the story, he was quite surprised and confused.

But as Yang Hao revealed more and more roles, Brad Pitt became numb.

However, after numbness, it was a surprise.

I rub...

If my guess is correct, it is said that Yang Hao, who has registered more than thirty movie scripts in Hollywood, plans to use himself as the leading actor in every movie.

Otherwise, he wouldn't have allowed himself to audition for so many roles at once.

Just as he was thinking about it, Brad Pitt heard Yang Hao change the subject.

"Pete, I just mentioned a total of 23 roles. You go home and think about it carefully. When we meet again during the day tomorrow, if you can grasp all 23 roles.

Then you will be the number one man in my next movie. "

"What? Yang (director), you mean these 23 characters all appear in one movie." As soon as Yang Hao finished speaking, Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and Liu Yifei, who was still holding gifts in their hands, were surprised at the same time. road.