Director, please respect yourself

Chapter 758 756, Congratulations

Jinhua, Hengdian

At 9 a.m. on January 17, the crew of "Menghualu", which has been busy recently, went against the norm and did not invite the actors and crew to go to Hengdian Film and Television City for filming. Instead, they organized a multi-functional meeting for everyone to sit at the Hengdian International Conference Center Hotel. Watching the 69th American Golden Globe Awards Ceremony in the room.

Among the actors, Gu Lina, who played Song Yinzhang, was the first to arrive and carried the most complete equipment.

Mobile phones, Bluetooth headsets, laptops, voice recorders…

The mobile phone is used for sending text messages. Half a year ago, Gulinazha and Mao Xiaotong became good friends. At this moment, Mao Xiaotong was at the Golden Globe Awards ceremony in Los Angeles, USA.

If there is any news, she will definitely share it with herself as soon as possible.

Bluetooth headsets are used for answering calls. If the movie "Gone Girl" has a huge success at this year's Golden Globe Awards, Mao Xiaotong will call himself to share the joy.

If your cell phone rings while watching the live broadcast of the awards ceremony, it is likely to affect other people.

The voice recorder is for precautionary meetings. After the awards ceremony, I wonder if director Yang Yang and producer Li Xue will hold a small meeting for everyone to talk about the recent filming of "Meng Hua Lu".

If they talk, the recorder will just record it.

The laptop is used for surfing the Internet, because this is the first time in history that a Hollywood movie directed by a Chinese film director has been shortlisted for the American Golden Globe Awards, so this caused a huge response on the Internet.

There are countless melon-eating netizens who are eagerly waiting for this moment to see if Yang Hao, who has always been making tricks, can make history.

The smart Gulinazha wanted to use her laptop to see the first reaction of the melon-eating netizens when Yang Hao won the award.

However, when Gulinazha opened her laptop, entered the NetEase live broadcast room, and saw the comment area below the live broadcast room, she realized that she must have missed something? !

"Brothers and sisters, I have a question that I would like to ask."

"ask!"

"Brad Pitt, a two-time Golden Lion Award winner, has been nominated for the Oscar for Best Actor twice, but when director Yang Hao faced such a great actor, why did he only audition for his simple "performance" "Cry, cry, laugh, smile, laugh, you are a normal person, how do you react when you see a mentally ill person? You are a mentally ill person, how do you react when you see a normal person?"

"The same question!"

"+1 for the same question!"

"+2 for the same question!"

"Same question +10086!"

"I am not Zhou Runfa. Let me explain to you. The reason why Yang Hao publicly auditioned a Hollywood superstar in the live broadcast of the national TV movie channel was to establish his prestige.

These domestic actors, please lower your arrogant heads in front of me. No matter you are from the Mainland or Hong Kong and Taiwan, if you want to act in my movies, you must obey my instructions in a good manner.

I don’t care if you are the Golden Horse Best Actor, the Golden Image Best Actor, or the Golden Rooster Best Actor...

Because no matter how awesome you are, you can't be as awesome as Brad Pitt, who gets paid $20 million for just one movie. "

"I'm not Brother Zhou Runfa. I very much agree with your point of view, but Yang Hao also has another purpose, which you may not see."

"Oh, brother upstairs, please speak."

“Ten minutes ago, I bypassed the wall and entered the entertainment section of the Yahoo website, and I found that foreign netizens were discussing two things.

1. What kind of movie will Yang Hao direct that requires the male protagonist to play 23 characters in the movie?

Second, does Yang Hao make movies so fast? Today is January 16th, and this year’s Saint-Denis Film Festival will be held from January 21st to January 31st. In other words, Yang Hao swore in front of the camera that he can definitely participate in this year’s Saint-Denis Film Festival. But currently For a film that has not yet started filming, the maximum production time is 15 days.

Oh, right.

Yang Hao's audition for Hollywood superstar Brad Pitt was also broadcast live by the curious Fox TV station in the United States. Of course, their live broadcast was for the world. "

Seeing the comments in the comment area of ​​the NetEase live broadcast room, Gulinazha got two pieces of information.

In order to quickly shoot a movie, Yang Hao auditioned for Hollywood superstar Brad Pitt, and the audition process was broadcast live around the world. He got the news too late and didn't like it.

In order to promote the movie that was about to be filmed, Yang Hao made another show, using the national TV movie channel and the American Fox TV station to broadcast the audition process live.

I dare not say anything else. Tomorrow, after the major entertainment media around the world report on the announcement of the Golden Globe Awards, they will definitely write a few more sentences. Director Yang Hao will join hands with Hollywood superstar Brad Pitt to create a miracle in less than half a month. Complete a movie from scratch in a given amount of time.

Hehe... why is director Yang Hao so smart? !

Gulinazha was thinking about it when suddenly she heard a small commotion in the conference room.

"It's begun, it's begun.

The Golden Globe Awards for Best Actress in a Drama Series are about to be announced. "

"Damn it... you're awesome, the person who presented the Golden Globe Award for Best Actress is actually my idol Angelina Jolie."

"Angelina Jolie, I love you, your lips are so sexy."

"Shut up, shut up, everyone, and watch TV carefully."

Hearing Li Xue's roar, Gulinazha, who had been surfing the Internet on her laptop, raised her head.

At this time, she saw that the live video of the 69th Golden Globe Awards Ceremony was being played on the projection screen above the rostrum of the multi-functional conference room. The live signal was provided by the National Television Movie Channel.

There is a screen, and there is real-time translation below the screen.

At this time, the character appearing in the picture is none other than the glamorous Hollywood star Angelina Jolie, wearing a black evening dress.

[Angelina Jolie: "Hello, good evening everyone, I am Angelina Jolie."

"Pa bang..."

Angelina Jolie: "The applause was very warm and I was very touched, but to be honest, I was reluctant to award the award to the heroine this time.

why?

Because if I had persisted a little longer, I should have switched places with Ms. Liu Yifei sitting in the audience at this moment, and I would have been nominated for the Golden Globe Award for my movie "Gone Girl", or I would have gone on stage to accept the award later.

And she was standing here, announcing who won the Golden Globe Award for Best Actress in a Drama Series. Of course, if the Golden Globe Organizing Committee invites Liu Yifei to present the award to me..."

"Hahaha…"】

It's a bit embarrassing.

Gulinazha, who was sitting in the multifunctional conference room of Hengdian International Conference Center Hotel watching TV, felt embarrassed for Angelina Jolie.

Even at the Golden Globe Awards ceremony, the Americans in the audience were laughing so hard.

What's so funny about this? !

Isn’t it that you all exude something called pride in your bones? What does it mean? Of course the Golden Globe Awards organizing committee invites you to present the award to me...

Isn’t this just looking down on people?

Director Yang Hao and Senior Sister Liu Yifei, please use practical actions to teach this American guy a lesson.

Gulinazha, who was a little angry, had just clenched her fists when she suddenly saw Angelina Jolie on the TV screen opening the envelope in her hand.

[Angelina Jolie: "Now I announce that the winner of the 69th American Golden Globe Awards for Best Actress in a Drama Series is ~"Gone Girl", Liu Yifei!

Liu Yifei, congratulations! ”]

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