Director, please respect yourself

Yang Hao came to top the tank with the determination to "die". He just wanted to help his buddy deal with a difficult woman. Although he had never done this kind of thing before, the routine was the same.

Bold witch, let go of my friend, come to me if you need anything!

But when he got there, Yang Hao realized that he was wrong.

After a disagreement, Zhang Yimou started talking to himself about the movie script, which was inspired by the song he just listened to.

What is this equivalent to?

This is equivalent to a beautiful woman asking you to book a room in a hotel. You take a shower at home, brush your teeth, spray perfume, change clothes, and buy two more boxes of Bi Yuntao in the street supermarket. Only when you get there do you realize that the beautiful woman is I want to make an appointment to fight the landlord.

Fighting Landlords…

Fighting with your sister is a waste of your brother's feelings.

Didn't you see that Gong Li has already arranged the "proposal" scene? The windows were covered with colorful balloons, the seats were replaced with red cloth covers, and the boss thoughtfully pasted two red "Happy" characters on the legs of the dining table...

However, no matter how much Yang Hao, who was sitting at the dining table, complained, Zhang Yimou still expressed his thoughts with great interest.

Yang Hao, what I mean is this. In the movie "Flower Demon", you played a poor scholar, and Ni Ni or Liu Yifei played a rich lady. By chance, you fell deeply in love.

And when they fell in love, they agreed that the rich lady would wait for the scholar for half a year and get married after the scholar went to Bianliang, Tokyo to participate in this year's autumn festival, regardless of whether the scholar could pass the Jinshi examination by then.

However, the rich girl’s private life-long affair was discovered by her father. The rich man, who was unkind and extremely selfish, rushed to the ferry with his servants and beat the scholar to death as he was about to board the ship and rush to Bianliang, Tokyo to take the exam...

Eh…

Yang Hao, who was listening to Zhang Yimou's story, suddenly sighed secretly.

Sure enough, Zhang Yimou is still old.

His creativity and thinking were still stuck in the 1980s and 1990s. He still thought about the love story between a rich lady and a poor scholar. However, this kind of plot had already been popularized by Hong Kong movies and mainland films in the 1990s. The movie was terrible.

If you want to attract viewers, you have to repackage it and incorporate some more modern memes.

"Yang Hao, you sighed."

This was said by Gong Li. Perhaps she was angry at Yang Hao's sudden appearance. It was you who ruined my good deeds.

That’s why I stood up to expose you and embarrass you.

"Oh yes."

Yang Hao admitted it very bachelorly.

If a friend's idea is good, it's good, and if it's not good, it's bad. If you stand up and applaud your friend against your will even if it's obviously not good, then you're not a true friend.

"Well... Yang Hao, what you sigh means is that the movie script I conceived is not good?"

Zhang Yimou has always been a person who can listen to other people's suggestions.

Of course, sometimes, listening does not mean accepting, otherwise Zhang Yimou's later film works would not become more and more biased, and would only work hard on color, such as the movie "Shadow"...

“It’s good, I just think the story is a bit old.

Well... Director, if you are really interested in the song "Flower Demon", let's create it like this. The beginning of the story is in modern times.

A famous film and television star named Lily has won numerous awards abroad. She has won a Grand Slam as Best Actress at Cannes, Best Actress at Venice, and Best Actress at Berlin.

I don’t know if she is lonely because of her success and wants to find a home for her relationship. After all, she is nearly fifty years old.

Of course, there may be other reasons.

So, Lily set her sights on the film director who had single-handedly promoted her to the queen of three major European film festivals. Even though the film director was married and had children, she still loved him regardless..."

"Yang Hao..."

"you…"

When Yang Hao talked about this, both Zhang Yimou and Gong Li changed their expressions, especially Gong Li, who stood up from her seat and was about to leave.

But at this time Yang Hao waved his hand.

"Director, Sister Li, please don't get excited and listen to what I have to say.

The film director just turned 30 this year, and the 50-year-old popular actress Lily suddenly became the target of a lot of criticism when she pursued him who had a family.

Countless fans who like this popular actress have announced on the Internet that they are no longer fans; the popular actress has dozens of commercial endorsements, and they have terminated their contracts...

But even so, Lily remained unmoved. I must earn what I like.

So, one night, she came to the director's home with a bottle of paraquat in her arms, and sat down face to face with the director and his wife.

Well, Lu Chuan, don’t you remember me? "

"Pfft..."

Gong Li, who was a little excited just now, was already attracted by Yang Hao's story, but when she heard the name Lu Chuan, she still couldn't help laughing.

Bad guys will always be bad guys.

Even if he makes up a story, he has to include people he doesn't like.

Hearing the laughter, Yang Hao was unmoved and continued to talk.

"I am Xiaoxiao, Tan Xiaoxiao!

Lu Chuan, have you forgotten? The first time we met was during the Dazhong Xiangfu period of the Northern Song Dynasty. I was the daughter of a wealthy family, and you were a poor scholar. On the first day of my 17th year, I took my maid to buy rouge on the street, but was raped by a thief. Stolen wallet.

It was you who stepped forward to catch the thief and help me get my money back..."

The story is very long.

Yang Hao talked for half an hour.

Originally, the only people listening to the story were Zhang Yimou and Gong Li, but as Yang Hao continued to talk, the diners eating hot pot in the hot pot restaurant stopped eating and gathered towards Zhang Yimou, Yang Hao and Gong Li... and even... Some diners are still holding a pair of chopsticks in their hands.

"The popular actress Lily saw that she was unable to woo her, so at lightning speed, she took out the bottle of paraquat from her arms, unscrewed the cap and drank it.

After drinking the pesticide and slamming the bottle down, Lily danced lightly and sang softly in the living room of the young director's house.

You live in Qiantang East

I live in Lin'an North

When you left, you were wearing brown clothes and red clothes

Xiaonujia’s waist is yellow

Searching for the Compass Sutra

…”

quiet!

Extremely quiet, you can hear a needle drop.

Yang Hao, who was sitting on the chair, finished telling the story and singing. There was no sound in the hot pot restaurant, and everyone was silent.

Several emotional young girls even shed tears and wiped them with their hands, but they didn't make the slightest sound.

"Um..., I'm sorry, director, Sister Li, I have to go to Tokyo, where I was little, tomorrow morning, so I have to go back quickly."

After hesitating, Yang Hao stood up, took out three thick red envelopes from his arms, and placed them in front of Zhang Yimou.

"Director, this is a red envelope for the children. Please collect it for them. I won't go there at home. Remember to say hello to my sister-in-law."

………

After coming out of Dongzhen Hot Pot Restaurant, Yang Hao walked forward along the sidewalk.

Move forward and never look back.

Gong Li, Bai Yueguang in my heart, I can only help you so much. As for whether you can renew your relationship with Zhang Yimou, it depends on God's will.

As for Chen Ting...

It's indeed a bit pitiful, having three children but no status.

However, she is not a good person. When filming "House of Flying Daggers", she once slapped Zhang Ziyi twice on the set.

You want to steal a man from me, you are delusional!

However, just as Yang Hao's thoughts were scattered, a white Toyota Land Cruiser SUV suddenly parked next to him.

The car window was lowered, and a woman with sunglasses on her nose shouted at him:

"Hi, handsome guy, do you have a date tonight?"