Director, please respect yourself

Life is like this, there are ups and downs.

Because no one can always stand on the wave.

On May 9 last year, I was caught driving drunk by the police and was imprisoned for half a year. But this year, not long after I was released from prison, I reached a cooperation agreement with Youku Video.

My buddy is going to do a show on Youku Video, a talk show, where he can say whatever he wants. Moreover, the name of this show is quite artistic.

【novel! 】

January 28, 2012, 11:00 noon

After signing the contract with Youku Video, Xiao Song felt happy, so he made an appointment with his friends Lao Lang and Song Ke to have a few drinks at a small shop on the street. When he was tipsy, he patted his chest and promised.

Don’t worry, Lao Lang and Lao Song. With this program, I will be able to pay back your money soon.

"Pa bang bang..."

Regarding his heroic words, both Lao Lang and Song Ke applauded and encouraged him.

Friends...

Regardless of whether Xiao Song can do it or not, he must be encouraged now. Because in his current state, if he is not given encouragement and help, he will really be useless.

Happy to be treated, happy to be treated, Lao Lang, Song Ke, and Xiao Song drank until a quarter past three in the afternoon.

Since this restaurant named [Jinzhou Hotel] is right at the entrance of Xiao Song's community, when he came out of the restaurant, neither Lao Lang nor Song Ke had any intention of sending him home.

It's not a big deal if you're just drunk. You can get home just by holding on to the wall with your hands.

You must know that after entering the community, the first building is the balcony where Xiaosong's family is located.

Of course, Xiao Song himself did not want to be sent home by his friends. After being imprisoned for half a year, his wife had already left with her luggage. Now, her home is just an empty house.

Friends will feel very embarrassed if they go in.

You must know that Xiao Song has always told the two of them that my sweet wife Ai Youmi and I are very loving. Even if I go to jail for half a year, she will still wait for me at home obediently.

Standing on the street, watching Lao Lang and Song Ke leave in a taxi, Xiao Song waved to them before turning around and walking away from home.

The recording time agreed with Youku Video was in February, and it is now the end of January, so some talk show materials should be prepared in advance.

As for drinking to prepare materials... that's not a problem at all. Maybe under the stimulation of alcohol, the materials for the first talk show will be prepared more perfectly.

Thinking like this, Xiao Song rushed home in a happy mood, but when he arrived at the door of Unit 2 of Building 1, a tall beauty with an extremely hot body suddenly reached out to stop him.

"Brother Xiao Song..."

"Uh..., who are you?"

"Don't ask me who I am. It's fate that we met here. Why don't I go home with you and wait until we get to your house? I have something good for you."

"Girl, have you found the wrong person?"

It couldn't be a good thing if it was brought to your door. No matter how beautiful she was, she would definitely have other intentions, so Xiao Song turned around and left.

It's better not to go home now.

However, before Xiao Song could take a step forward, the tall girl grabbed her clothes hard.

"We found the wrong person..., how is that possible?

Your surname is Gao and your given name is Xiaosong. You studied at Tsinghua University before, but unfortunately you didn't persist until graduation. However, you are very talented in music. Two ballads you wrote for friends became popular all over the country. "

The tall woman acted very aggressively and was still smiling and talking. Her arms were wrapped around Xiao Song's neck.

"Brother Xiao Song, didn't I tell you? You are my idol, and I like your favorite song "You at the Same Table".

Although some netizens on the Internet said that the melody of the song you wrote is very similar to an Italian song, I think they are all jealous of you. "

Flaming red lips.

The tall beauty had just finished speaking, and her flaming red lips suddenly blocked Xiao Song's mouth.

"Uh huh..."

Xiao Song was struggling, but this tall beauty really had a lot of strength. She grabbed his two hands with both hands and stopped him from moving.

Well, two minutes passed.

Maybe this beauty had had enough kisses, or maybe she was a little shy, because at this time, five or six old men and women who looked very enthusiastic gathered at the door of Unit 2.

"Xiao Song, is this your new girlfriend?"

"Xiao Song, are you feeling good? She looks much more energetic than your little wife. Her arms are thick, like a boy's."

"Bah, bah, bah, what are you talking about? This girl is born with a big body frame..."

Standing downstairs, unable to stand the discussion of these old men and women, Xiao Song grabbed the tall beauty with his hand, and then went upstairs without looking back.

Seeing this, the beauty smiled and hurriedly followed. "My kissing skills are very good. Very few men can escape my clutches. What's more, I just flirted with you intentionally or unintentionally. I don't believe you can." Stay calm and steady.

………

The beauty followed Xiao Song home.

In less than 15 minutes, what was supposed to happen happened.

After the work was done, the beauty was not in a hurry to clean up herself. Instead, she took out a pack of cigarettes from her pocket, took one out, held one in her mouth, and then handed another one to Gao Xiaosong.

"Brother Xiao Song, this is a cigarette from my hometown. It's called Longfeng Chengxiang. It costs 15 yuan a box. How about you smoke one?"

Xiao Song turned his head and looked at her. He neither took the cigarette nor spoke. Instead, he took out five hundred-yuan bills from his wallet and placed them in front of her.

"Is this money for me?"

Lighting up the cigarette and taking a deep breath, the beauty tapped the stack of banknotes with the finger holding the cigarette.

"yes!"

"A bit insulting?"

"Isn't that what you do?"

"no!"

The beauty shook her head, took out a red voice recorder from her bag, and placed it on the table.

"Brother Xiao Song, when you were working just now, the conversation between the two of us has been recorded on this recorder.

How about I play it for you? "

"you…"

"What's not yours? Don't get excited yet.

If you can agree to do something for me, then this recording pen will be returned to you immediately, and what happened between us today will always be kept confidential. "

"Tell me, what's the matter?" Xiao Song gritted his teeth and said.

"Split," Yang Hao's second film directed in Hollywood, will be officially released worldwide tomorrow.

As a person in the literary and art circles, you should comment on this matter and say that the Jingguo Sacred Toilet has been bombed like that, and 56 people were killed.

That mainland director named Yang Hao has no respect for life at all. Under such circumstances, he still wants to release the movie he shot regardless of the situation. What is this called? This is called disregard for life.

To know. People in childhood are also human beings.

If their people are injured or killed, we should stand with them and pray. "

Well……

To be honest, Gao Xiaosong was a little confused after hearing the purpose of this beauty's visit.

what happened?

Does the beauty in front of me have a grudge against Yang Hao or something? You actually want to use yourself to attack Yang Hao's movie? And the attack method is so clumsy.