Director, please respect yourself

chaos!

This is the most incisive summary of the Chinese entertainment industry by many netizens.

The example cited by these netizens is Wang Fei. Wang Fei’s ex-husband is Dou Daxian, Dou Daxian’s cousin is Dou Peng, Dou Peng’s ex-girlfriend is Zhou Xun, and Zhou Xun’s later boyfriend is the naive Yapeng. And the naive Yapeng is Wang Fei’s ex-husband; the naive Yapeng’s former girlfriend is named Qu Ying, and Qu Ying’s boyfriend is the musician Zhang Yadong. The musician Zhang Yadong is not only Wang Fei’s royal music producer, but also he He was once Wang Fei's brother-in-law, because Zhang Yadong's ex-wife was named Dou Ying, and Dou Ying's biological brother was Dou Daxian...

Is it chaotic?

It's very confusing. If your thinking ability is a little weak, you can basically not understand the relationship between the characters.

Therefore, Yang Hao no longer intends to occupy a place in this huge relationship diagram. It is empty and lonely. It is okay for everyone to get together and have fun. But if someone writes in it that the biological father of Wang Fei's child is Yang Hao...

Then it’s hard to talk about it!

With good luck, just when Yang Hao was thinking about how to reject Wang Fei's proposal, Wang Xie B, who drove to pick up Huo Wenxi and arrived at the Sapporo Prince Hotel earlier, found him from the hotel again.

"A Fei..."

"Uh... hello, director."

Seeing Wang Fei and Yang Hao standing together in the snow, King Xie B was obviously a little surprised.

"Brother Tingfeng, hello, you have a very good manager and a very good girlfriend, but you must remember to cherish them."

Before King Xie B could get suspicious, Yang Hao patted him on the shoulder and said sincerely: "During dinner, your agent, Ms. Huo, came to me and asked me to create another movie tailored for you. , if the money given by Yinghuang is not enough, she is willing to subsidize it from her own pocket.

And now, it's snowing so hard.

Your girlfriend Wang Fei came out of the hotel to block me again and said that your acting skills have improved significantly by acting in my movie, and she hopes I will continue to guide you.

I am afraid that you are sensitive inside, so I deliberately avoid you..."

At this point, Yang Hao sighed and patted King Xie B on the shoulder again.

"Handsome boy, cherish it!"

After saying that, Yang Hao turned around and left without taking away a single snowflake from them.

Looking at his back, Wang Fei bit her teeth lightly and cursed in her heart, little fox.

………

Maybe Wang Feiban suddenly repented, or maybe it was because Wang Xie B was tight enough. In the next few days, even if everyone stayed in the same hotel, skied in the same ski resort, or even took a bath in the same hot spring hotel , Wang Fei never came to Yang Hao again.

And Yang Hao was naturally happy to be quiet.

Chatting with Tony Leung about pigeons in London, sitting with Liu Jialing drinking coffee and talking about health care, getting together with Chow Yun-fat and his wife and scolding Zhang Weiping for not being a thing. He obviously agreed to the actor's conditions on his own initiative, but when the filming of the movie was completed, he turned to Reporters are beeping blindly...

In this way, time passed very quickly, and February 2nd arrived in the blink of an eye. According to Yang Hao's planned itinerary, he would leave for Kyoto tomorrow, but something unexpected happened that disrupted his plan.

On the morning of February 2nd, Yang Hao, who likes to exercise, had just returned from a morning jog outside. He was about to go back to the hotel room to take off his sportswear and take a good shower. However, as soon as he walked into the lobby of the Sapporo Prince Hotel, four people took the initiative. Found him.

"Hello, Director Yang."

"Oh, Hello."

The leader was a middle-aged man who looked about 40 years old and spoke Chinese. Looking at his words and deeds, Yang Hao was very sure that he was from China.

"Director Yang, I am the person in charge of our country's Consulate General in Sapporo, and my name is Liu Zhichuan.

The three people following me are policemen from my childhood. Two of them are from Tokyo, and the other one is a staff member of the Sapporo Police Department.

They want to find out something from you. "

"okay!"

Yang Hao had already been prepared for the police coming to his door when he was young. After all, their country's security department was not a vegetarian.

The seating area in the lobby of Sapporo Prince Hotel has an elegant environment and attentive service. As soon as the customer sat down here, soothing piano sounds started playing next to him, and the waiter quickly brought 5 cups of coffee.

"Thanks!"

Taking the coffee from the waiter, Yang Hao said thank you and took a small sip. Well, it was good. Although the taste was a bit bitter, it was very refreshing.

"Hello, Director Yang, my name is Yamamoto Yoko, from the Tokyo Police Department. I have a few questions to ask you now. Don't be nervous. We are just chatting normally."

As soon as Yang Hao put the coffee on the glass round table, a chubby Japanese man opened his mouth with a smile.

"Okay." Yang Hao said.

"Director Yang, before coming to Sapporo, you should have been to Tokyo, right?"

"yes."

"Can you tell me the specific date?"

“On January 25, at 10:45 a.m., my flight landed at Tokyo Haneda International Airport.

On January 28, at 10 o'clock in the morning, I took the high-speed train from Tokyo to Sapporo. During this period, I have been traveling in and around Tokyo. "Yang Hao's words were neither humble nor overbearing.

The other two young policemen quickly took notes.

"Director Yang, you speak Japanese very well."

"Okay.

Because I like your country's mystery novels very much, but the works translated into Chinese lacked a bit of flavor, so I made a lot of effort to learn Japanese. "

"Well, let's get back to the topic."

The chubby Yoko Yamamoto nodded and took out a black notebook from his pocket.

"Director Yang, what is your purpose of going to Tokyo?"

"One is to have fun, and the other is to scout locations for my next movie."

"Well, Director Yang, can you recall where you have been in Tokyo?"

“I’ve been to a lot of places.

Such as Mount Fuji, Sensoji Temple, Imperial Palace, University of Tokyo, etc. "

"Director Yang, I would like to ask, have you ever been to the Yasukuni Sacred Toilet?" Yamamoto Yoko suddenly asked.

"No."

Yang Hao smiled and shook his head.

"Although I have never been in it, during those few days in Tokyo, I was very familiar with the Yasukuni Shrine, because I like to run in the morning, and basically run a few laps around the building complex at 6 o'clock every morning.

Of course, fortunately, I started my morning run at 6 a.m. If I had started my morning run at 7:00, I probably wouldn’t be able to sit here now. "

"Um…"

Hearing Yang Hao's answer, Yamamoto Yoko nodded again.

"Director Yang, you are right. From the surveillance cameras around the Jingguoshen side, we can see that you start running at 6:00 every day.

But I have a question. We would like to ask you now. At 6:35 in the morning on January 28, when you passed the intersection of Jingguo Road and Dazuma Road while running, why did you put a piece of glass on the ground into the Jingguo Shrine Toilet? on the exterior wall? "

"It's very simple. I'm afraid that pedestrians may accidentally step on it and scratch their feet.

So I found a conspicuous place to put the glass so that the cleaning crew would see it and remove it. "

At this point, Yang Hao frowned.

"Officer, why are you asking me this question?"