Director, please respect yourself

Hong Kong Island, Yau Ma Tei

Awei was wearing sunglasses and holding a cigarette in his mouth. He was shopping in a video store. He was still muttering: "Oh, you bastard, no wonder no one comes here. Hurry up and buy some new goods. All these guys are here." seen it already."

"Fart, look around Hong Kong. I have the most comprehensive products here. If there is something newer than here, you can only go to the cinema." A bald man with a scar on his face used the two remaining sticks in his right hand. Pointing his finger at the man in front of him, he replied angrily.

"What's so good about the movies in the cinema? They're all boring, bad movies, and they're expensive. Discs are better. Forget it, give me another set of "Infernal Affairs"?"

"Oh, Ah Wei, did you make a mistake? You have watched "Infernal Affairs" several times, and you still watch it?"

"Who makes this movie a classic? The scene where Andy and Wai Tsai confront each other on the rooftop. No matter how many times I watch it, it still feels very interesting. Okay, let's not talk anymore. I will watch this "Infernal Affairs" again. Rent it for two days.”

"No, you should rent it for a few more days. It took a lot of effort for me to catch you being such a good guy who just likes to watch old CDs.

Well, how about this, if you rent it for 5 days, I will rent you another set of Mr. Jingkong's latest masterpiece. It seems that the person who plays opposite Mr. Jingkong is Brother Ying, which is very exciting. "

"Gungungun, don't think I don't know. There is a conflict between Teacher Jingkong and Brother Ying. It is impossible for the two of them to cooperate."

"You guys don't understand. Their quarrel in the media is actually to attract the public's attention, but they still cooperate in private." The two salty guys had a small argument in the store, but neither one could convince the other. , but in the end Ah Wei still took home the disc marked with the collaboration between Mr. Jingkong and Brother Ying.

However, just after returning home, before Ah Wei could confirm whether Teacher Jingkong had indeed cooperated with Brother Ying recently, his good brother Ah Cheng came to his house, dragged him away and ran away.

"what?"

"I'll take you to see a good movie, and keep you squealing happily."

"what movie?"

"What movie is being kept secret for the time being, but Ah Wei, I can tell you that I appeared in this movie, and the director made me look particularly handsome at the time!"

"Exceptionally handsome..."

Ah Wei, who walked out of the house, touched his chin and suddenly said: "Ah Cheng, I remembered that at the beginning of this year, you worked as an extra for a month in Yang Hao, a mainland boy's movie.

However, wasn’t that movie called “The Witch” banned? It is said that a Fortune 500 company has applied to the mainland film authorities for a ban on the film. "

"Mainland..., the mainland's film authorities can't control our Hong Kong Island.

Ah Wei, let’s go. As an important actor in the movie “The Witch”, I decided to invite you to watch the movie tonight..."

While walking and chatting, the two of them soon arrived at the Yau Ma Tei Cinema. However, when they walked into the cinema, both Ah Cheng and Ah Wei were so surprised that they were speechless.

I bet, there were so many people who came to see this movie. There were 7 queues from the ticket window to the entrance of the cinema.

After taking a look at the formation in front of him, Ah Cheng didn't say anything. He just pointed towards the ticket window. The meaning was very clear. I'm going to buy a ticket. You wait for me here.

…

Ah Cheng went to buy movie tickets, while Ah Wei, who was bored, was thinking hard at the back of the queue.

Cool!

Have you enjoyed the movies made by Yang Hao, the mainland boy? It doesn't seem like it, it's just funny, like "Detective Chinatown"; it could also be perverted and suspenseful, like "Gone Girl"; if it's really cool, there are only two "Xiu Chun Knife" that seem to be somewhat related. The fight started going straight...

In this way, until he walked into the No. 2 screening room of Yau Ma Tei Cinema, Ah Wei could not recall which of Yang Hao's previous movies was a good movie.

Arriving at Screening Room No. 2, as soon as we sat down, the lights in the screening room dimmed, and everyone gradually became quiet and looked at the screen.

The titles of You Shall Film Studio, China Film, Yinghuang, Bona Pictures, Enlight Media and other companies flashed and the movie was officially screened.

Photos of human experiments flashed by on the big screen, and the brains were stripped out of their skulls and became laboratory specimens. The body of a young child is surrounded by machines and doctors doing calculations.

"hiss…"

Seeing this scene on the screen, even Ah Wei, who has read countless films, gasped.

Damn, it’s still scary and suspenseful!

Just as he was thinking about it, the screen suddenly went dark, and Awei, who was sitting in the screening room, heard a dog barking.

"Woof woof woof..."

The dog barked suddenly and loudly.

Along with the dog barking, a flashlight light came on on the screen, first one, then two and four..., and by the end, there were more than 10.

"hehe…"

Ah Wei laughed out loud when he saw this in the movie.

Yang Hao is indeed still Yang Hao, and the level of shooting suspense movies is indeed first-rate. With only a few shots and the sound of a dog barking, the movie audience's minds are lifted high.

Why do dogs bark?

What are these people with flashlights in their hands looking for?

"Chi la..."

The sound was harsh, and there was a woman on the screen dragging a chair in a dark environment. She dragged the chair to a slightly brighter place and sat down gently.

"Hello, Mr. Li." A bodyguard in black saw the woman sitting down and immediately came over to say hello.

"What's going on?" the woman asked coldly.

“One ran away.

However, everyone is looking for

It is estimated that in less than 20 minutes, everyone will be able to arrest the little girl who is only 6 years old this year. "

"Hehe..., really?"

The camera flashed and the woman's pale face appeared on the screen. Well, scarlet lips were painted on her pale face.

I rub...

Ah Wei was so shocked that he couldn't believe his eyes. The person who appeared on the big screen turned out to be Li Bingbing.

In the eyes of mainland directors, Li Bingbing has always taken a glamorous and sexy route, like Xiao Ye in the movie "A World Without Thieves" and Liu Rong in the movie "Waiting Alone".

Unexpectedly, she has become synonymous with cruelty in Yang Hao's movies, and she looks particularly cruel at first glance.

As expected, Ah Wei had this idea while watching a movie, and saw Li Bingbing sitting on the chair waving to the bodyguard-looking person.

"There are a few left."

"18 pcs."

"Let's deal with it. Anyway, the experiment failed."

As soon as Li Bingbing finished speaking, the camera flashed, and in a dark room, a dozen young men holding iron rods struck down hard.

"ah…"

"ah…"

"ah…"

Damn it... what kind of movie is this? It whets the appetite of moviegoers in less than 5 minutes, and it's also full of blood!

Unable to figure it out, Ah Wei turned to look at Ah Cheng.

"Don't look at me. In fact, when I was filming this movie, I didn't know what Yang Hao, the film director, was filming?

He just told us that the movie would be a blast for moviegoers! "