Director, please respect yourself

New Year's Eve in 2013 came later than in 2012, and it was not until February 9th.

Despite this, Han Shanye was still very happy.

This year, my daughter Han Jiani has become famous. The movie "The Witch" written and written by her has grossed US$248 million at the global box office. If you include her childhood, the global box office will be US$270 million.

Due to Han Jiani's outstanding performance, Yang Hao gave a new task this time. He gave a story called "One Hundred Dollar Love" to his girl and asked her to come up with the movie script within three months. of the first draft.

In fact, Han Shanye knew that Yang Hao had already completed the script for this movie and had registered it in his childhood. However, in order to train his daughter, he still concealed this fact.

Compared with private matters, Han Shanye is even happier with official matters. The animated film "Nezha: The Devil Boy Comes into the World" produced by You Can Film Studio and jointly distributed by China Film Bona and Guanghuang Yinghuang has not yet been released. After its official release, the national pre-sale movie box office has exceeded 570 million yuan, which broke any previous record set by Chinese-language movies.

Due to the film's overwhelming momentum, domestic films that were originally scheduled to be released during the Spring Festival have all avoided it. Zhang Ziyi's "Very Lucky" has been rescheduled; Wang Chuan's animated film "Quiba" has been rescheduled; Zhu Shimao's film "Love Is Unforgettable" has been rescheduled. NG》has also been rescheduled...

Of course, there are also those who do not believe in evil.

Such as the movie "Together" by Zhen Zhan and Ke Zhendong; such as Lin Chiling and Huang Bo's movie "The 101st Proposal"; such as the movie "Christmas Rose" directed by Xu Laoguai, directed by Yang Caini, starring Aaron Kwok and Gui Lunmei..., even this The pre-sale box office of the three movies was very low, but they still chose to go head-to-head with Yang Hao.

In this regard, Han Shanye did not say anything.

After all, good words can't persuade some ghosts who want to die!

Since you don't believe that Yang Hao's movie can sweep this year's Spring Festival, well, come on, let you experience the power of "Nezha: The Devil Boy Comes into the World" now.

When he thought of the animated movie "Nezha: The Devil Boy Comes to the World", Han Shanye wanted to give Yang Hao a thumbs up, you kid, in one word, awesome!

After so many years of exaggeration in film and television dramas, many mythical characters have long had a fixed image in the minds of ordinary people, such as Taiyi Zhenren. He should have white hair and a fairy-like appearance, but in In Yang Hao's movie, he turned into an out-and-out fat man who loved drinking and being lazy, and Taiyi's mount turned out to be a pig.

For example, Li Jing's wife, Mrs. Yin, was originally a weak woman who could only cry when she saw Nezha being wronged, and was powerless to restrain the chicken.

But in Yang Hao's movie, she also changed her previous image. During Li Jing's absence, she put on a military uniform and rode a BMW, with the cape flying in the air on her shoulders. She goes out to slay demons for the people every day, just hoping to gain more virtue for Nezha.

At the beginning of the movie, Mrs. Yin has a big belly and a dissatisfied expression on her face. She is walking and chewing chicken legs. She does not look like a mother who is about to become a mother at all, which makes people laugh.

Of course, the biggest change is the protagonist Nezha of this movie. He is tall and looks like a teenager, not the usual child image; he has dark circles under his eyes and a ferocious expression, which is not the same as usual. He has a cute and innocent image, but what makes people even more speechless is his walking posture and mantra...

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New Year's Eve

After making dumplings at noon, Han Shanye was sitting on the sofa in the living room, recalling some storylines in the animated movie "Nezha: The Devil Boy Comes to the World" produced by Yang Hao. Suddenly, his daughter Han Jiani walked out of the kitchen. He came out, then took off the apron hanging on his chest, and said to Han Shanye who was sitting on the sofa:

"dad!"

"dad!"

"Oh, what's wrong, girl?"

"My mother just asked, have you seen the movie "Nezha: The Devil Boy Comes into the World" directed by Yang Hao?" Han Jiani asked.

"I've seen it, I'm the one responsible for reviewing this movie!" Han Shanye replied with a smile.

"How's it going? Is this movie good? Well, in other words, is it suitable for adults like our family of three to watch?"

"Well, my dear, to be honest, compared to children across the country, I think this cartoon co-directed by Yang Hao and Zhang Yimou is more suitable for adults to watch."

"Ah, really?"

In an instant, Han Jiani's expression changed from expectation to surprise.

"Of course it's true. Can I still lie to you?"

"Then..." Sitting next to her father, Han Jiani reached out and shook his arm.

"Well, Comrade Han Shanye, now your superiors have assigned you a very important task, that is, you must do your best to ensure the safety and snacks of our two ladies during the movie."

"Are you going to see this movie?"

"Of course." Han Jiani said matter-of-factly.

"We, a family of three, should follow the example of our neighbors upstairs and downstairs. We won't go anywhere today. We will just watch a movie in the cinema and then go home to celebrate the New Year."

"Yeah, okay, I'll make a call."

Seeing that Han Jiani was serious, Han Shanye picked up his mobile phone from the coffee table, found a random number and dialed it.

"Manager Sun, how is the business in the cinema today?"

As soon as Han Shanye asked, a loud voice came from the receiver of his mobile phone.

"Happy New Year, Mr. Han!"

"Let me tell you, Mr. Han, as the top business in the Chinese cinema chain, our cinema is a hit across the board today, especially the movie "Nezha: The Devil Boy Comes into the World" directed by Yang Hao. The occupancy rate in our cinema today is 105%. , the film scheduling rate is 75%. If it were not for the rigid regulations of China Film Group, no matter how high the box office and attendance rate of a single movie is, its film scheduling rate cannot exceed 75%. I would like to win a few other movies now.

Like 101 Marriages, there were only two screenings this morning, and the total number of moviegoers in both screenings was less than 22 people..."

China Film International Cinemas is a cinema directly affiliated with China Film Group. It is actually the original Jishuitan Cinema. Since it is relatively close to the community, you can get there on your legs. Therefore, Han Shanye called the mobile phone of Sun Hongbin, the general manager of this cinema.

However, before Han Shanye could tactfully say that his family of three wanted to go to the movies, Sun Hongbin, who was extremely excited on the phone, turned on the self-propelled gun mode.

"Mr. Han, tell you.

Some people say on the Internet that the box office of the film "Nezha: The Devil Boy Comes to the World" co-directed by Yang Hao and Zhang Yimou may exceed 2 billion yuan, creating a miracle in the history of Chinese animated films.

Fart, just fart!

Mr. Han, based on what I observed here today, and based on my many years of experience in working in cinemas, I dare to say that if the box office of this movie does not exceed 5 billion yuan in the end, I will twist my head off as a The ball is kicked.

Mr. Han, do you know why?

Because the children who came to watch the movie were holding their father’s hand on the left, and holding their mother’s hand on the roadside, followed by their grandparents holding popcorn..."

Eh…

The other party's voice was too loud, so Han Shanye took the phone farther away from his ears. When he took the phone away, he couldn't help but sigh.

This guy named Sun talks a lot!