Director, please respect yourself

Two days after the trial shooting of the movie "Super Body", Yang Hao suddenly encountered a problem.

Because in the previous life, the movie "Super Body" was a big hit. Firstly, the storyline was relatively cool. If you hit me, I can kill you with my thoughts. Secondly, because of Scarlett Johansson, as far as she was concerned, The curvy figure directly makes many obese people cry and go to the cinema to contribute movie tickets.

Even the famous NBA star Durant couldn't help but send a tweet after watching the movie: "Scarlett Johansson, I want to drink your foot wash."

In this life, the plot of "Super Body" remains unchanged, and Yang Hao has even optimized some parts to make it more visually pleasing to the movie audience; but compared to Scarlett Johansson, Ni Ni's figure is Not too much of an advantage. Although they are tall, the pair of rabbits are indeed a bit small.

Even before, Yang Hao had made efforts in this area to make Ni Ni more magnificent.

Let her eat more papaya, pig's trotters, soy and peanut milk...

But in fact, what some experts said didn't work at all. After eating papaya and pig trotters for more than half a year, Yang Hao personally measured that although Ni Ni's rabbit was not big, it had a tendency to shrink.

Later, some people said that massage is very effective. Doing more massage can promote blood circulation. Strong blood circulation will promote the balanced development of all aspects.

However, after giving Ni Ni a massage for 4 weeks, it still had no effect. Well, Yang Hao himself lost a lot of weight.

Ni Ni herself was very disappointed in this regard.

He said, Brother, if it doesn’t work, I will go to a Korean hospital. As a result, she was caught and spanked by Yang Hao as soon as she expressed her thoughts. He likes meat, not plastic.

Naturally weak and acquired cannot be done. In desperation, as a film director, Yang Hao could only put more effort into her clothes.

Dude, just do something fake under the tights!

Make a little fake..., and the effect is good at first. Although the effect of Ni Ni in the camera lens cannot make the fat geeks nosebleed, it is already very good to let them remember that there is such a beauty in the Chinese film and television industry. .

But as I continued to pat, something went wrong.

Especially when Ni Ni performed an action scene, Yang Hao immediately felt a little unnatural. The left one was normal, but the right one suddenly dropped 10 centimeters...

When shooting this kind of scene, it would be okay if the audience doesn't take it seriously; but if you meet a gangster nicknamed "Stubborn", Nini will become a joke in their mouths.

Hello…

I'm going to reveal a huge secret. The height of Ni Ni, the girlfriend of the world-renowned film director Yang Hao, is different on the left and right sides. The left one is 10 centimeters taller than the right one.

Eh…

Yang Hao sighed.

In order not to make such a joke, I had to ask my cheap sister Mao Xiaotong to come to Taipei. After she came to Taipei, she did nothing but keep an eye on her sister-in-law's figure.

Of course, it's not that Mao Xiaotong doesn't do anything. At least, she has taken over the job of taking notes on the set perfectly.

"elder brother…"

"Um?"

"Is the next scene ready to be filmed?"

"That's it!"

Looking at the Afa fast food restaurant on the screen through the director's monitor, Yang Hao nodded.

"Action!"

White short-sleeved T-shirt, black jeans, and a pair of black canvas shoes.

Ni Ni, dressed like this, looked a little haggard, but her eyes were indeed very determined. She was walking through the narrow alleys of Taipei streets with a handful of black stars in her hand.

Someone is drinking in the front.

Four men gathered around the table, raised their glasses, clinked them, and drank them all.

But before they put down their wine glasses, they heard someone saying hello.

"Hi!"

Hearing the sound, several people turned their heads at the same time, but then they saw a tall woman holding up a Black Star and firing at them.

"OK, passed, next set of shots!"

"director!"

Just when Yang Hao finished shouting the command and raised his right hand to signal Mao Xiaotong to start playing, Ni Ni, who was at the shooting scene, took the initiative to shout stop.

"Say!" Yang Hao raised the walkie-talkie in his hand and said.

"Director, what should I be like when I eat?" Ni Ni asked.

"Hungry, calm, even when you saw the four people lying in a pool of blood, you still had no expression on your face.

Well, also, when you take the bullet out of your body, you should have a very relaxed expression on your face. "

"OK, director, I understand."

Ni Ni turned around, looked through the camera lens, and gave an OK gesture to Yang Hao, who was sitting behind the director's monitor.

As soon as she put down her hand, she heard the sound of Mao Xiaotong hitting the board at the filming site.

"Action!"

After killing the four people in front of him, Ni Ni placed the pistol on the chair next to him and sat at the dining table.

He looked at the dishes on the table, picked up a chicken leg and started to chew on it.

After finishing the chicken legs, I drank another glass of water.

After putting down the water glass, he inserted two fingers of his right hand into the wound next to the collarbone, pulled out a bullet from it, and threw it into the water glass.

"OK, very good, next set of shots."

…………

Oscar winner Nicolas Cage is here.

On March 15th, he flew directly from Los Angeles to Taipei, and was going to make a cameo as Ni Ni's boyfriend in the movie "Super Body".

For this role, Yang Hao initially planned to find someone to play it, firstly to save costs, and secondly because the role was irrelevant and it basically didn't matter who played it.

However, when Yang Hao communicated with Legendary Pictures CEO Thomas Tull on the phone, Thomas Tull smiled.

Director, give me this role, and I will definitely find someone with good acting skills, good image and temperament, who is very influential in Hollywood and even around the world to play it.

"Who is it?" Yang Hao asked.

"Nicolas Cage!" Thomas Tull replied.

When he heard the name Nicolas Cage, Yang Hao immediately became happy.

Not to mention, it’s really suitable for this guy to play Ni Ni’s boyfriend in the movie. Both his acting skills and his own temperament are very consistent with the setting in the movie.

how to say?

Well, let’s put it this way, everyone, please look at Nicolas Cage’s real experience.

Nicolas Cage can be called a Hollywood superstar from the 1990s to the new millennium. As an Oscar winner, Nicolas Cage accumulated a net worth of more than 150 million US dollars at the peak of his career.

However, Nicolas Cage squandered all the wealth that ordinary people could spend in dozens of lifetimes in a few years. In 2007, Nicolas Cage suddenly declared bankruptcy, and from that time on, he refused to accept anyone who came to him. Therefore, mainland movie audiences were surprised that he owed China's Internet loan sharks at that time.

Well, it must be for this reason that Nicolas Cage took over the movie "Super Body", right? !