Director, please respect yourself
Chapter 885 883, Paris trip 1
Yang Hao is a human being, not a god.
Even if he traveled through time, even if he has AI in his head, he still needs a team.
Just like now, when I feel happy working with Li Xue, I leave all the dirty work to her, such as collecting information and focusing on the public opinion trends on the Internet.
Just like this Jiang Yiyan touching porcelain incident, if she hadn't noticed the anomaly on the Internet and said hello to Yang Hao in advance.
Yang Hao might really be caught off guard during the recording of "A Date with Lu Yu". Your ex-girlfriend also worked hard. In order to make the movie she starred in sell well at the box office, she did not hesitate to use her body to touch her. Porcelain you.
How should you, Yang Hao, respond?
How should I deal with this, bro?
Yang Hao, who was fully prepared, naturally had to go with the flow. The movie "Super Body" was invested by Hollywood, and veteran Oscar-winning actor Tom Hanks came to make a cameo... As soon as the movie started filming, it immediately attracted many people's attention.
Now it is being touched by Jiang Yiyan, which is not surprising at all.
If you, Jiang Yiyan, are only allowed to come and touch porcelain, then others are also allowed to come and touch porcelain.
And when others come, it will be lively. Today a beauty Fan Jiuyi will come, and tomorrow two beauties Tang Yan and Liu Shishi will come, and each one is prettier than the other. By then, the popularity of the movie "Super Body" will increase. Can't even go down.
But what about "Four Famous Catchers"?
Who knows? Everyone knows that countless beauties come to watch "Super Body" with their starring movies.
What's more, Yang Hao also has the ultimate killer move that belongs to the movie "Super Body".
Of course, the premise of all this is that Yang Hao must ensure that the quality of the movie "Super Body" is excellent. In his previous life, Luc Besson had problems when he directed this movie. In the process, they must all be discarded.
To give two examples, during the Paris racing scene, the original film directed by Luc Besson gave people the feeling that if the racing scene was not produced, it would basically not be considered a blockbuster.
Of course, I can’t blame him for this, because the current film industry is so involution that even the more popular aviation-themed blockbusters have to include the rapid speed between aircraft.
So racing is a must!
But why did Luc Besson use a police car to drive? It’s okay to use a police car to drive. So many cars crashed and the police cars chased them, but why didn’t anyone contact the police officer in the car?
The setting of this plot was originally that Lucy had to rush to another hospital immediately in order to grab CPH4 from the gang. Now, the director has been replaced by Yang Hao. Yang Hao plans to let the heroine Ni Ni use her skills throughout the whole process. As long as she comes over, the other cars within a ten-mile radius will automatically give way, including flying.
The second example is the gunfight scene at the end. When he thinks of the gunfight scene in this movie, Yang Hao, who has carefully studied the original movie, can't help but want to complain.
Before entering the building, the police and gangsters arrived at the door basically at the same time. The distance between the cars was no more than 20 meters, but at such a close distance, not a single policeman turned around to take a look... You know, by this time, the gangsters had already taken the Crane gun.
And the same goes for gangsters. Can't they just kill the police at the door? Do you have to go into the house to fight? Interesting? Also, you already have heavy weapons, but the police only have a few small pistols and you can’t deal with them? In the end, a mortar was fired, but the door was blown off, but nothing in the house was damaged. Was your mortar made in Yiwu?
Seeing that scene, Yang Hao even started to doubt Luc Besson. Did this old boy really want to finish filming this quickly, so he just thought of shooting casually? !
Just like that, on the second day, on the flight from Taipei to Paris, Yang Hao thought and complained all the time.
Twelve hours later, Yang Hao, who boarded the plane at 8:30 Beijing time in Taipei, arrived at Charles de Gaulle International Airport on time at 1:30 pm Paris time.
The person who came to pick him up was Thomas Tull. This guy was obviously in a very good mood. As soon as Yang Hao came out of the terminal, he immediately saw him standing in front of a bus, with a beautiful woman in his arms on the left and a beautiful woman on the right. Holding a beautiful woman in his arms.
"Hey Yang, you're finally here."
Seeing Yang Hao, Thomas Tull immediately pushed away the two beauties beside him, came up to him, opened his arms, and hugged Yang Hao fiercely.
"We're finally here." Yang Hao smiled.
"Thomas, you seem to be in good condition. In the past, we played 1-on-1 singles, but now we can play 1-on-2."
"Ha ha…"
Thomas Tull laughed when he heard Yang Hao's teasing.
“Yang, please don’t say that.
Don’t you know that French girls are so enthusiastic that if they look at you while walking on the street, they would dare to come over and ask you for a date?
Well, Yang, if you don't believe it, in two days, just two days, you will know how unrestrained the girls here are. "
hehe…
Yang Hao, who chuckled, was convinced of this.
What Thomas Tull said is not an exaggeration at all. You must know that in Europe, France has stipulated that since 1994, no one is allowed to do a paternity test. If anyone dares to do it secretly, they will be fined 15,000 euros. , and imprisoned for one year!
The reason for this is because this place is too open, and their biological father rate is only 49%. In other words, if you pick up a random person on the street, his father may not be his biological father.
Thinking of this, Yang Hao was thinking about whether he could discuss this topic with Thomas Tull in detail. However, at this time, Ni Ni, who was holding her luggage and her assistant, also came out of the terminal.
"Hello Mr. Thomas."
"Oh, hello, Ni Ni!"
Seeing Nini, Thomas Tull immediately gave Yang Hao two ambiguous looks. It's okay, buddy, as long as you need it, I promise to take you out secretly.
roll!
Yang Hao glanced back at him and boarded the first bus parked at the entrance of the terminal.
Today, Thomas Tull brought eight of these buses as soon as he arrived. There was no way, there were too many staff members on the "Superbody" crew, more than 300 people not counting the actors.
………
The Westin Paris Vendôme
It is a charming and luxurious hotel located in the Vendôme district in the center of Paris, France. Opposite the hotel is the Duchamply Garden. The hotel is in an excellent location, with the Louvre, Place de la Concorde, Champs Elysées and other attractions within easy reach. .
But this hotel also has shortcomings. It is an old-fashioned building with a history of more than 100 years, so the service facilities are not as high-end as modern hotels. It does not even have a swimming pool.
But it is such an old building, and Tom Hanks, who came from the United States, likes it very much because it is really a good place to experience Parisian style and classical atmosphere.
Especially in the afternoon after lunch, sitting under the umbrella downstairs and watching the very gentlemanly waiters passing by, Tom Hanks even felt like he was a French nobleman.
Maybe I was Louis XIV in my previous life? !
Just when Tom Hanks was thinking endlessly, the phone on the coffee table vibrated. He picked it up and saw a text message from his agent McKellen.
[Tom, good news. After repeated confirmation, Yang Hao indeed plans to shoot the movie "Interstellar" himself. 】
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