Director, please respect yourself

I got up early, but rushed to a late market!

This sentence is a true portrayal of Yang Hao who is filming in India.

According to the shooting plan formulated by Yang Hao, the crew arrived in India on the evening of June 28th, took a half-day break on June 29th, and then resumed normal shooting in the afternoon. The entire shooting cycle lasted about a week, and the shooting was officially completed on July 6th. After the movie "I'm Not the God of Medicine", the crew returned to China collectively.

But the plan was good, but it ran into trouble when it was implemented.

On the morning of June 29, the second day after the crew arrived in Mumbai, Yang Hao, Liu Yifei, He Bing, and Wang Tingting were on their way to scout the location when the convoy hit and killed a cow.

in the country, this is basically a trivial matter.

Since the cow was killed, it was just a matter of compensation.

But this is India, a country that believes in the bull god. Whether it is ordinary people or local officials, if they have serious illness or minor disaster, they will recover after drinking a cup of cow urine.

It is said that Mo Laoxian usually drinks this when he has a cold or fever.

Now, Yang Hao's convoy dared to hit and kill the cow.

As a result, the convoy was immediately surrounded by locals. They not only shouted slogans to punish the murderer, but also demanded huge compensation. Regarding the compensation, these locals asked for 10 million rupees.

I rub...

Ten million rupees, converted into US dollars, is about 115,000. Liu Yifei immediately wanted to stand up and scold them. Why don't you grab it? !

However, she was held down by Yang Hao.

"Yang Hao, what, you want to give them money and plan to use the money to calm things down?"

"No!"

"No, then why are you pulling me?" Liu Yifei stared at Yang Hao angrily.

"What I'm trying to do with you is that we don't have to argue with them about this, because the car is rented and the driver is also rented. When renting a car, we signed an agreement with the car rental company. If something happens on the road, then The rental car company will take full responsibility."

"Well…"

Hearing Yang Hao's words, Liu Yifei was stunned for a moment, then burst into laughter.

"I knew you were the most powerful. Just like Zhuge Liang, you had no plans left. It should be our responsibility, but you passed it on to the car rental company."

Ah…

Faced with Liu Yifei's praise, Yang Hao felt like he couldn't laugh or cry.

Where is this from?

It's obviously the most basic common sense, okay? When you bring a crew to a strange place for filming, the first thing you have to do is use local people against local people, otherwise, you will die miserably.

However, just when Yang Hao thought of the word "death", the phone in his pocket vibrated.

"Director, where are you?"

As soon as the call was connected, the voice of screenwriter Han Jiani came from the receiver of the phone.

"Oh, we are on our way to the port." Yang Hao looked out the car window.

"We were going to the port to take a look at the filming scene, but just halfway there, the crew's convoy hit and killed a cow. We are currently negotiating to resolve the matter."

"How long will it take?" Han Jiani on the phone suddenly hesitated.

"What's the matter? Is something wrong?

Or maybe you guys went out? "

Yang Hao frowned, feeling ominous.

When coming out of the hotel, I specifically told everyone not to leave the hotel, especially girls. If you really want to go out to the hotel, you must go out with everyone, preferably one girl and five or six boys. .

Don't blame me for being long-winded.

The main reason is that India is such a magical place. Men here cannot see objects with eyes. Well, a Russian netizen once said this on the Internet. If it weren't for the high temperature of the car exhaust pipe, Indian men might dare to go inside. Give it a poke.

Sure enough, what Yang Hao was most worried about happened.

"Director, just now, I went out with Huang Zhaoguo, Ma Yindou, and wanted to buy some gifts for my dad on the street. But after we turned two alleys, we were blocked by four or five Indian men."

"Then what?" Yang Hao asked.

I heard on the phone that Han Jiani was thinking carefully and logically. I believe nothing happened. However, it may be difficult to talk to Huang Zhaoguo and Ma Yindou, because Indian men will not even let go of lizards and crocodiles. If they fall into the hands of Indian men, , it is estimated that there is a high possibility that the insurance will be lost in the late festival.

"Then...then Sissi's personal bodyguard Tan Huinan showed up. She beat six of them by herself and beat them away."

"Isn't that great?" Yang Hao continued to ask.

"It's good, but trouble comes.

Tan Huinan was careless and kicked a man's thing off. Now, the police are confronting us and they will take Xiao Tan back to the police station no matter what. "

"Well, I understand."

Hearing this, Yang Hao had no choice but to call the Chinese Consulate General in Mumbai.

It didn't matter that Yang Hao was searching like this. Because of this incident, the crew directly delayed the filming for 3 days. It was not until July 3, 2013 that the whole matter was properly handled.

For this matter, Han Shanye, the chairman of China Film Group, even flew over from the capital.

…

"Yang Hao, thank you!"

At noon on July 3, Han Shanye, who arrived in Mumbai from China, expressed his gratitude to Yang Hao as soon as they met.

"How can you thank me?"

"How about I treat you to a meal at noon?"

"Let me treat you to dinner..." Yang Hao smiled and refused, obviously not very satisfied with Han Shanye's sincerity in expressing his gratitude.

"Then...how do you want to thank you?"

"Mr. Han, currently, the box office share ratio for movies released in China for which I am the screenwriter and director is 40%.

How about you help me run it a little bit? I'm not very greedy, just raise it to 43%. "

After reporting the share ratio of 43%, Yang Hao thought that Han Shanye would brush it off, tell a joke, talk a lot, and then gently drop the topic.

But who could have imagined that Han Shanye on the phone said very seriously: "Okay!

I will tell my assistant to submit your application now, because to some extent, you have become the face of our Chinese film industry, and as a face, you will naturally be rewarded. "

"Really?"

"Of course, two days after the release of "Super Body", the global box office exceeded 100 million US dollars. This is an achievement that many Hollywood blockbusters cannot achieve, but you actually achieved it.

As the domestic distributor of the film, China Film Group will naturally reward you..."

Speaking of this, Han Shanye suddenly lowered his voice.

"Actually, I think this matter should be similar, but you should take it easy. Even if you can increase the box office share of your movie to 43%, you can't talk nonsense to the outside world."

"knew."

Yang Hao smiled and raised the walkie-talkie in his hand at the filming site of "I'm Not the God of Medicine".

"Attention all departments, start filming now, Action!"

On the beach, there are mountains of garbage.

On this beach, He Bing was bargaining with the crew with a big box.

Crew: "Danger! Danger!"

He Bing: "No danger, no danger. I can't understand Indian. Don't speak Indian to me. I can't understand. We are friends!"

Crew: "More money!"

Seeing the crew counting the money, He Bing immediately cursed: "Fucking fat guy, you're a bad learner."