Director, please respect yourself

It’s time to change your phone number!

This was Yang Hao's first reaction when he saw the "threatening text message" on his mobile phone.

I have used this phone number for a long time, and now I keep receiving some inexplicable calls and text messages.

Some are selling real estate, some are selling insurance, and some are engaging in telecom fraud. Of course, there are also female celebrities in certain circles who have called and said, Director, I know a unique skill. Do you want to witness it with your own eyes? Well, just open the bottle cap.

Opening the cap of a wine bottle... what kind of unique skill is this? !

When my friend was 15 years old, he could drink beer and open the lid with his teeth.

But when he thought of opening the bottle cap with his teeth, Yang Hao was stunned. Damn..., don't tell me, it is very possible that this female star really knows some kind of unique skill.

Of course, Yang Hao's curiosity about this kind of thing is really not serious, because the performance of the actress in her childhood is much more exciting than hers. It's better to watch the video than to watch the scene. The video can be paused, backward, forward, and can provide People watch carefully.

While he was thinking randomly, Yang Hao heard Zhang Yimou's royal makeup artist Chen Minzheng laugh.

"Director Yang Hao..."

"Um?"

"Just now, I saw the content of the text message someone sent you."

"oh."

The content of this text message was not top secret, so I just read it. Yang Hao didn't care about it.

"Director Yang Hao, if someone dares to threaten you, shouldn't you reply? In my childhood, I dared to blow up the Jingguo Divine Toilet, but I can still be afraid of your threats.

Say, say it, who are you? If I don’t beat the shit out of you, my surname will not be Yang. "We are all in the industry, and Chen Minzheng also likes gossip.

Looking at the evil smile on his face, it was time to say it clearly, director, please tell me, who dares to threaten you like this? She also said she wanted you to look good.

"Well..., a woman."

Yang Hao thought for a moment and gave out the clue, because he still couldn't guess it after giving the clue, which would only whet the appetite of this guy.

“Young, beautiful, and overdressed.

Before, I always wanted to play a role in my crew, but as you know, Lao Chen, celebrities who have undergone plastic surgery are fine on the small screen, and plastic surgery is enough, so the requirements are not high.

But if the performances of people who have undergone plastic surgery are watched on the big screen, it will be more scary. You must know that they cannot do many micro-expressions well. "

"oh…"

As expected, the tips Yang Hao gave immediately whetted this guy's appetite.

"Well, Director Yang Hao, let me guess who it is? Bingbing?"

"no!"

"Liu Xiaoqing?"

"no!"

"Then it must be Huang Yi?"

"No."

…

Chen Minzheng should be relatively smart. Yang Hao gave him a total of 10 chances, but he couldn't guess who this person was. Of course, from this point of view, it also shows that this guy's technical level is extremely high.

Many actresses who claimed not to have plastic surgery, or who only admitted to having minor facial adjustments, were all exposed in his eyes.

You have had it done, and it cannot be hidden from the eyes of a makeup stylist with rich experience.

Chen Minzheng was a little frustrated after guessing more than a dozen times but still couldn't get it right. So, he patted Yang Hao on the shoulder and said directly:

"Director Yang Hao, what do you think? Is the old look I designed for you okay?"

Hearing Chen Minzheng's voice, Yang Hao looked up and immediately saw in the mirror in front of him a man with a sense of vicissitudes of life, with gray hair, a gray beard, and two shallow forehead lines on his forehead...

"Yeah, pretty good."

After looking at it carefully for a moment, Yang Hao picked up the pair of flat glasses from the dressing table and placed them on the bridge of his nose.

There is a difference between the eyes of young people and the eyes of old people. One is clear and energetic, while the other is slightly cloudy and aged, so Yang Hao thought of using a plane mirror to cover it up.

After putting on a flat mirror and observing through the mirror, Yang Hao felt pretty good and walked out of the dressing room.

"Director, why didn't you inform us in advance and let us eat first?"

Just after coming out of the dressing room, Yang Hao saw Gong Li, who had also put on old age makeup, standing in the yard expressing her anger.

Everyone in the crew, including Zhang Yimou, was having lunch. The lunch was rich in variety, including stewed beef brisket with tomatoes, cold lotus root slices, fried lamb with green onions, and seaweed and egg soup. As for rice, And steamed buns, as long as you want to eat them, you will definitely have enough.

But the richer the lunch, the angrier Gong Li became.

Is this something humans do?

We were doing our makeup in the dressing room, but you were eating out. If you had known this, Zhang Yimou, you should have let us finish our makeup after lunch.

You know, actors put on makeup and can't eat until the play is over.

However, facing the angry Gong Li, Zhang Yimou was calm and pointed with his chopsticks at Yang Hao, who had just walked out of the dressing room on the other side, and said:

"Gong Li, this was Yang Hao's idea!

He said that after eating and drinking enough, he would no longer be able to act out the state Lu Yanshi was in when he was just released from the rehabilitation site. "

"Yang Hao..."

Turning around to look at Yang Hao, Gong Li, who was still very angry just now, instantly became calm when she saw Yang Hao nodding to acknowledge the debt.

"Oh, that's it..., eat it quickly!

After eating, we took the time to film these two scenes. After all, we couldn’t let Yang Hao and I be hungry for too long. "

I rub...

There were several staff members in the crew who immediately wanted to stand up and curse when they saw Gong Li's expression.

Damn..., do you want to have such double standards?

Just now, seeing how excited you were, I was about to slap a shit basin on our director's head; but as soon as I heard that the culprit was Yang Hao, I immediately pretended that nothing happened.

Eh…

Of course, you can understand it if you think about it. After all, Yang Hao is much younger and more handsome than our director Zhang Yimou. Well, he even won the Oscar for Best Picture.

However, to be honest, everyone ate much faster.

Normally on the set, we have to eat in half an hour and then take a cigarette break. There is not an hour at noon, so we can't film normally.

But today, it took 15 minutes to finish eating and 5 minutes to smoke a cigarette. After smoking, everyone threw the cigarette butts on the ground, crushed them with their feet, and hurried into the very old-fashioned tube building of Jinmen University of Technology.

The first scene of the movie "Return" will be shot inside the Tongzi Tower.

…

"Action!"

Sitting on the chair, Yang Hao was in a daze.

The sun shines in from the window and shines on his face, leaving mottled shadows on this side of his face.

"Da da da…"

Behind him, footsteps sounded.

However, Yang Hao did not look back.

"OK, it's over, I'm in a very good mood!"

At this point, the shot did not end, but Zhang Yimou's voice sounded at the shooting scene.

"Gong Li, Gong Li enters."

"Xiao Ding, when Gong Li enters the venue, you should first take a picture of her shoes, then slowly move the camera up, and then take a picture of the sign in Gong Li's hand, yes, that's it.

Lend the camera a little longer and give me a full-body shot of Gong Li. "

Gong Li was taking a close-up shot, but Yang Hao never appeared in the scene. Sitting on the chair, he maintained the same performance mood as before.