Director, please respect yourself

"Gulinaza, can you recall the first time you met Yang Hao? Or maybe you've been filming with Yang Hao for so long, didn't you notice anything strange about him?"

Hearing this question, Gulinazha recalled it carefully.

It was a summer afternoon, and the sunlight shone through the glass window on a table in the cafe, making it look unusually warm. At that time, Yang Hao was sitting by the window and chatting with director Zhang Yimou opposite.

When the two of them talked happily, Yang Hao couldn't help laughing, without caring about his own image.

Well, to be honest, when I saw Yang Hao's appearance, I immediately had the urge to rush over and hug him and kiss him. How could there be such a handsome man in this world?

If there is anything strange about Yang Hao, it is the way he drinks water. He always holds the cup with one hand and then carefully pours the water into his mouth, as if to cheer himself up. Same.

Also, cinematographer Zhang Jiarui tried more than a dozen shooting angles that he couldn't control, but director Yang Hao could immediately tell a set of values ​​just by looking at them.

According to this set of values, Zhang Jiarui can immediately take beautiful pictures.

Of course, memories are memories, and Gulinazha still didn’t say these words.

Who are you?

I will tell you whatever you ask?

Are you Yang Hao? If so, maybe I can really talk to you about some of my views on "Yang Hao".

Ignoring the other party's threats, Gulinazha hung up her phone and prepared to browse the Internet to see where the filming progress of the movie "Interstellar" was.

And as soon as she clicked on the Tianya Forum, she immediately found a particularly magical post on the forum.

[Is Yang Hao a robot or a lizard man?

In recent days, there have been shocking claims from the United States that the famous mainland film director Yang Hao is actually a robot or a lizard man?

Because Yang Hao has been in the industry for 6 years, every time a movie is released, his marketing methods are unimaginable, such as giving eggs to old men and old ladies, or publicly cheating on a certain movie. In addition, he has some unconventional characteristics and behaviors, such as flashing eyes, strange way of drinking water, etc.

In 1999, a British writer and journalist, David Icke, published a book called The Greatest Secret, which brought the lizard people to the world stage.

In this book, Ike puts forward an astonishing theory: There is a group of lizard people from extraterrestrial planets who use their transformation abilities to lurk in human society and control the world's most important politics, culture, economy, and society. military and media establishments, as well as the most influential celebrities and politicians. Their purpose is to establish a new world order and use humans as their slaves and food...]

"Holy shit, is this real or fake?"

Before she finished reading this post, Gulinazha screamed.

…………

Hengdian Film and Television City, Studio No. 6

The crew of "Interstellar" built a house in this huge studio, and the back of the house is a five-dimensional space imagined by Yang Hao, filled with all kinds of vertical and horizontal lines, colorful, and It looks very beautiful under the light.

Seeing this, no matter whether it is Tom Hanks, Charles Theron, Scarlett Johansson, Francis Ford Coppola, or Nicolas Cage, they are all confused.

Why is it like this?

When filming in Iceland, whether it is a glacier or a lake, we can all imagine it. Oh, it turns out that the water planet looks like this. The water usually looks very shallow and has no waves, but if the tide comes, it will roll up several waves. Thousands of meters high waves.

But seeing these things, we really don’t understand.

Just when everyone was confused, a tall middle-aged man walked in from outside the studio and spoke to everyone in very fluent English.

"Hello everyone, my name is Gao Yuan.

I was the technical consultant invited by Director Yang Hao. Before shooting the next scene, I gave a lecture to everyone. Why did this kind of thing appear on the shooting scene?

As we all know, in our universe, space has three dimensions: up and down, east and west, and north and south. However, when you ask a friend to have lunch, you not only have to tell him where to eat, but you also have to agree on a time. In this sense, time is the fourth dimension.

However, time is a different dimension than space. We can go east or west at will, we just have to make a choice and act.

But after arriving at our lunch spot, at that moment, in that place, we couldn't travel back in time. No matter how hard we try, we can only move forward with time. The laws of relativistic physics guarantee this and require it..."

Gao Yuan is giving a lecture.

Even in front of an Oscar-winning actress, Oscar-winning actor, and Oscar-winning director, he can still talk eloquently.

Looking at her brother's back, Gao Yuanyuan, who was standing at the door of the studio, suddenly reached out and took Yang Hao's arm, her face looking peaceful and beautiful.

"Haozi, thank you!"

"Originally, my brother couldn't afford to buy a house in Beijing, but after only working as a consultant on the crew of "The Wandering Earth", he bought two houses in Beijing.

My brother was very happy. He said it was money he earned through his own hard work. "

"You're welcome!

After all, he is my uncle. If he stands on my set and gives a lecture, I will give him 1 million yuan, and no one can say anything. "Yang Hao was quite domineering when he said these words.

"Um…"

Gao Yuanyuan nodded.

"Haozi, there's something that you haven't heard about because of the movie. It's the news from the United States that you are actually a robot or a lizard man. Phew, haha..."

Before she could finish her words, this beauty burst into laughter.

"Then do you believe it?"

Yang Hao actually saw this sudden post, but he didn't pay attention to it, because in a few years, several big figures in the world will face such rumors, such as Zuckerberg, the founder of Facebook …

"believe!"

After saying these two words, Gao Yuanyuan suddenly blushed and put her red lips to Yang Hao's ear.

"Your kung fu is so powerful, it's almost like you have a small electric motor installed. How can I not suspect that you are a robot?

Well, and your tongue..."

When Gao Yuanyuan finished speaking, Yang Hao reached out and spanked her on the butt.

"Snapped…"

"Ah... Yang Hao, you dare to hit me."

Gao Yuanyuan, who was originally blushing, suddenly became as charming as silk.

According to Yang Hao's wishes, now that he has nothing to do, he can joke with Gao Yuanyuan. After a while, Gao Yuan explained the five-dimensional space clearly, and then Yang Hao immediately started filming the last few scenes of the crew in Hengdian Film and Television City. .

But the sweet talk between the two had only lasted five minutes when Yang Hao's cell phone vibrated violently. He took it out and saw a text message from Ni Ni.

[Brother, Sister Sissi has given birth.

The son is older, weighing 5 pounds and 4 taels; the daughter is smaller, weighing 5 pounds and 2 taels. They were born two minutes apart.

Well, I have already thought about it. These two little guys must call me Mom from now on! 】