Director, please respect yourself

Following Yang Hao into the studio, Zhao Laowen instantly saw a huge aircraft installed in the center of the studio, surrounded by busy crew members.

Someone is setting up the filming track, someone is arranging the camera positions, someone is touching up the actors' makeup...

hiss…

Queen, Queen Charles Theron of South Africa!

Zhao Laowen didn't know many foreign stars, and even fewer knew their names, but Charles Theron was definitely one that impressed him deeply.

No way, it's too beautiful.

She is countless times more beautiful than her subordinate Guan Tingna.

Seeing the beauty, Zhao Laowen wanted to go over and get to know her. He really didn't have any evil thoughts, he just wanted to say hello and say hello.

However, before he could speak, he saw Charles Theron, who was still applying makeup just now. At this time, he stood up suddenly and walked towards Yang Hao, who was busy setting up the shooting position with photographer Zhang Jiarui.

"director…"

"Um?"

"Can I give you a suggestion?"

"explain!"

"I think the paragraph you wrote in the script is a bit superfluous, which is to let us live in a spaceship.

The reason why it feels superfluous is because it is completely unnecessary. First, it is difficult, we are floating around, and some actions are not effective at all; second, I think all interstellar astronauts are heroes, and they should be able to suppress their emotions. Physical desire. "

Zhao Laowen doesn't understand English. He can only say hello and yes at most, but fortunately there is a translator. Yang Hao's real wife Ni Ni's English level is very high.

Therefore, she translated the conversation between Yang Hao and Charles Theron.

Apricot life…

When he heard this new term, Zhao Laowen was a little confused. Do foreigners speak so directly? Actually talking about this in public.

Of course, Yang Hao was also wrong. He actually let two astronauts floating in the sky have sex... Haha, I have to say, he really knows how to play!

Just as he was thinking about it, he heard Yang Hao say: "Interstellar astronauts are also human beings and have their own physiological needs."

"Well…"

What is talent?

Yang Hao is.

With just one sentence, he dismissed all the two reasons given by Charles Theron. Yes, interstellar astronauts are human beings too, and to be human they must have the most basic needs.

"Pa bang bang..."

The person applauding was Tom Hanks. Look at this guy's expression, he could just say clearly, Charles Theron, what are you rejecting me for? How does the director arrange it? We can just act as we want. There is no need to delay the filming progress of the crew just because of this trivial matter.

But before the applause ended, Tom Hanks couldn't help laughing, because four or five staff members from the crew walked towards the two of them.

"Mr. Tom Hanks, Ms. Charles Theron, the scene we are going to shoot next is a little more difficult. We need to use Wia to completely simulate your life and work in the space capsule. ”

Wang Tingting, the executive deputy director of the crew, spoke very well and hid the words "Xingshengsheng" to avoid embarrassment to everyone.

"ah…"

"Well…"

But even though Wang Tingting said it implicitly, Charles Theron and Tom Hanks were still shocked. It turned out that the director planned to shoot this scene in real life, instead of using computer special effects to erase the bed after filming on the bed.

But there is no way to be surprised, because Yang Hao has already said that this is the last scene shot in Hengdian Film and Television City. After the filming is completed, everyone will immediately move to the last location of the drama, Northeast China.

Just as he was thinking about it, Tom Hanks felt his body suddenly being lifted up by Wia, and then there was Charles Theron next to him...

Kissing in the air and then working, he tore off her clothes and she tore off his clothes. This is a technical job, not only for Tom Hanks and Charles Theron, but also for the crew. test.

Because everyone has never played it before...

Standing at the shooting scene, Yang Hao watched everyone's drill while chatting with Zhao Laowen beside him.

"Teacher Zhao, it seems that your coming from the Northeast this time will cost a lot of money, right?"

"Actually, it's not much. We own the fleet and the plane. If we insist on how much it costs, I actually just paid for the gas myself." Zhao Laowen smiled happily and took out a pack from his pocket. When he came to smoke, he took out one and wanted to hand it to Yang Hao beside him, but then he saw Ni Ni extending her little hand to him.

"Teacher Zhao, I'm sorry, although our spaceship is very high-quality, the main materials are actually some foam and steel frame. The steel frame is fine, but if the foam is ignited, it will be swallowed up in an instant. The whole studio.”

"Hey, I'm sorry, I'm sorry."

Seeing Ni Ni's solemn words, Zhao Laowen immediately put his hands together and apologized to her.

"It's fine!"

Ni Ni waved her hand very generously, then took the cigarette from Zhao Laowen's hand and threw it into the trash can nearby.

"Teacher Zhao, I'm sorry..."

As before, Ni Ni and Yang Hao cooperated tacitly, one of them was the bad guy, and the other was the red face. Just like now, Ni Ni's behavior offended Zhao Laowen, and Yang Hao immediately stepped forward to help her smooth things over.

But before he finished speaking, Zhao Laowen interrupted him directly.

"Director, Mr. Ni did the right thing, I shouldn't have smoked on the set.

However, I came to see you today to reveal a small situation to you. "

"Can't you say it while drinking?"

After watching the progress of Charles Theron and Tom Hanks practicing in the air, they felt that they were almost ready, so Yang Hao wanted to hurry up and start shooting.

Otherwise, after a while, the physical strength of these two people cannot keep up, and they may not be able to achieve the results they want.

"Director, let me make a long story short. Recently, the legend that you are a lizard man or a robot has been circulating on the Internet. This thing is artificially fabricated.

It seems that the initial rumors came from a post on the Tianya Forum, and this post still exists to this day. The person who posted it seemed to call me a big mouth who is not a big mouth. "

I'm not a loudmouth...

This online name is interesting. Who is he?

Yang Hao thought about it carefully, but he didn't have any clues or clues to determine who the person was.

At this time, executive deputy director Wang Tingting arrived.

"Director, can we start filming now?"

"That's it!"

Yang Hao nodded and sat behind the director's monitor.

"Action!"

Charles Theron pulled Tom Hanks' shoulder and gave him a kiss.

Tom Hanks was surprised, but then he pulled Charles Theron over and the two kissed each other.

As they kissed, they seemed to have forgotten their surroundings and were floating in the air.

Suddenly, Charles Theron's back hit the wall, and Tom Hanks pushed him away. Charles Theron chuckled, and the two returned to the middle of the room.

Entering the room, Charles Theron took off his shirt and let it float in the air. After a while, clothes of various colors and shapes were scattered in the room.

In the center of the room, Charles Theron and Tom Hanks were intertwined...