Don't be afraid, I'm not a devil

Third Burial Mage: "?"

What the hell is pregnancy.

Xiaoyu and Shaseng were also stunned when they heard this.

Then they heard the Great Sage Ping Zhang continue: "Ahead is the Zimu River of the Daughter Kingdom."

Both of them are good guys.

Of course, the daughter country and the Zimu River are famous.

Then Master Three Burials reacted and looked at Ji Changsheng like a beast: "Disciple, just be a human being."

The Great Sage Ping Zhang once said: "Teacher, I am a monkey."

Third Burial Mage: "..."

What this monkey said made sense, and he couldn't refute it.

Ji Changsheng continued to persuade patiently: "Teacher, you don't know something. Now the abortion business in the Daughter Country is in the hands of True Immortal Ruyi."

Master Three Burials didn't understand. He didn't even know who True Immortal Ruyi was. Of course, this is normal. At Zhunti's level, there is no need to care about little monsters like True Immortal Ruyi.

So Ji Changsheng explained: "True Immortal Ruyi is the younger brother of the Bull Demon King, and the Bull Demon King is the younger brother of the Qing Niu Jing."

The expression of the Third Burial Mage instantly darkened.

This is a blood feud.

It is worth mentioning that after the battle at Jindou Mountain, a name was added to Zhunti's blacklist - Banjiao Qingniu!

But Banjiao Qingniu is now tied to Tushita Palace, so Zhunti has nothing to do with Qingniu Jing.

Now that he had the opportunity to take out his anger on Qingniu Jing's relatives and friends, Master Sanzong was still very excited.

At this time, Xiao Yu spoke boldly: "Master, Great Sage, the battle at Jindou Mountain was not controlled by the Qingniu Jing, right?"

The killing monk added: "The latest news received by the disciple is that Qingniu Jing said that he was possessed by the mysterious Daluo, and he knew nothing about the whole process. At that time, Master Xuandu was listening to Yuanshi Tianwang's talk about the Hunyuan Dao, and he was unable to use his body. So this statement still has credibility.”

As the former rolling curtain general beside God Haotian, that is, the sword-wielding guard, Killing Monk obviously has a good intelligence network.

However, regarding the information provided by Killing Monk, Master Sanzong just smiled coldly: "The clone is weak? The strongest person in the Taiqing lineage is the clone."

Ji Changsheng nodded subconsciously.

"One Qi turns three pure things" is too strong.

Unfortunately, he didn't learn it.

Hey, this thing about Kung Fu really depends on chance and has nothing to do with talent. I just have no fate with Yi Qi Transforming Three Purities.

Ji Changsheng felt very sorry for "one Qi transforming three pure things". This holy skill will never have the most suitable master for it.

Master Three Burials continued in a cold voice: "Xuandu said it wasn't him, but he definitely knows who the other party is, but if he doesn't tell the other party's name, that means he is willing to take over the cause and effect, hey..."

Being willing to take over the cause and effect of knocking out Master Three Burials and taking away the essence of flesh and blood certainly shows that Master Xuandu is not afraid of Zhunti Saint at all.

Of course, this thing doesn't seem strange.

After all, Xuandu had ridden Zhunti's face in Lingshan.

Zhunti put this blame on Xuandu, and Xuandu was not unjust at all.

Ji Changsheng reminded: "Teacher, I think the mastermind behind Jindou Mountain is Tathagata. Otherwise, as soon as the Eighteen Arhats came, the Green Bull Spirit withdrew. The Eighteen Arhats are nothing."

Master Three Burials knew that Ji Changsheng was bringing personal goods to retaliate against Tathagata Buddha, but this sword was really just right, because he himself also had this suspicion.

There was no way, Maitreya chose the perfect time to retreat.

Moreover, Tathagata Buddha had sufficient motives for committing the crime and was qualified to exchange benefits with Master Xuandu.

Ji Changsheng drew inferences from one example and unknowingly joined forces with Maitreya Buddha to shirk the blame: "Tathagata took out eighteen golden cinnabar sands this time. Teacher, you know the value of the golden cinnabar sands. Tathagata made it clear that he wanted to give Qing cinnabar sand." The cow spirit gives gifts. Why does Tathagata give gifts to the green cow spirit? The reason behind this is self-evident."

Master Three Burials analyzed: "What you said, disciple, does make sense, but we can't just lock in the identity of Tathagata. There are other possibilities."

"There aren't many Da Luo who are qualified to make Xuan Du take the blame. Taking into account various factors, I think it is Tathagata."

Detective Ji is online again.

"If the teacher still has doubts, when Zhen Yuanzi's second tree matures, we can ask the second tree to find evidence for us."

Third Burial Mage: "..."

This disciple is really too inappropriate.

He soon realized that Ji Changsheng was even more inappropriate as a human being.

"Teacher, how come you were knocked unconscious just after entering Jindou Cave?"

As soon as Ji Changsheng said this, Xiaoyu and Shaseng also looked over.

Even Bai Longma's eyes were filled with curiosity.

The Third Burial Mage flushed red, and the veins on his forehead popped out, and he tried hard to argue: "How can you call it being knocked unconscious? That's called being attacked by a sneak attack. Qingniu Jing doesn't talk about martial arts, so... Lao Jun does too. You are so shameless that you even let go of the Golden Pocket. Believe it or not, disciple, if I take out the Seven Treasures Tree, I can pierce the Golden Pocket on the spot."

Ji Changsheng nodded immediately: "Believe, believe, I must believe. The teacher just doesn't have the same experience as the green bull spirit, giving the goblins behind him the courage to take action. If the teacher is now as powerful as King Kong Zhuo, no monster will dare to go to the scriptures later. I took action against the teacher.”

Xiao Yu and Sha Monk looked at Ji Changsheng with their eyes raised.

In terms of flattery skills, they are really inferior to themselves.

The main reason is that he is not as shameless as Ji Changsheng.

Ji Changsheng followed a logical path: "Teacher, anyway, your majesty and strength have been shattered in Jindou Mountain. Let's smash it again in the Daughter's Kingdom to boost the morale of those monsters. The origin of the Zimu River in the Daughter's Kingdom Mysterious, no creature under Daluo is immune. If you can become pregnant after drinking the water from the Zimu River, it will definitely make all the powerful people who are watching in secret excited. After all, everything else can be faked, and the pregnancy must be true."

Master Three Burials found that Ji Changsheng's words were indeed correct on the surface.

But the biggest problem is that he has to be embarrassed again.

"It is a great shame and humiliation for a saint to be pregnant. Disciple, please don't say this again. I would never do it as a master."

Ji Changsheng was not discouraged, but said with emotion: "It is difficult to repay debts, it is difficult to reach the sky."

Third Burial Mage: "..."

"Teacher, the bottom line is to be broken through step by step. You have already broken through the bottom line so many times, so why worry about one more time."

On PUA...crossed out, on the art of managing up.

Usually it's the person in charge who PUAs to the person below.

But people below can also manage those above them upwards.

It's just that this move is much more difficult than PUA and is a more advanced technique.

Ji Laomo has basically never used PUA since his debut and has been managing upwards.

After all, the only thing that can help him is his thighs. If he loses his share under PUA, it will be useless. Only by managing his thighs well can he maximize his benefits.

Now he starts managing Dear Teacher.

"Teacher, with our current accumulation, we still have a long way to go to repay the debt to Heaven. But the battle at Jindou Mountain will definitely increase our debt repayment progress by 5%. If you get pregnant again in the Daughter Country, the progress will be can surge to 10%.

"We have already invested so much in the early stage, teacher, can you bear to let all those efforts go to waste?

"Teacher, for the important matter of repaying our debts, Uncle Jie Ying has even contributed Taiyin Star Lord's private treasure. If you don't sacrifice more than Uncle Jie Ying, what if Uncle Jie Ying becomes unbalanced in his heart? ?”

The previous words, including the sunk costs, have not impressed the Third Burial Mage.

But after Ji Changsheng mentioned "bringing in the master uncle", Master Sanzong's expression changed.

He glanced at Ji Changsheng with complicated eyes, and said in a very emotional tone: "Disciple, you are really nothing."

He simply understood his thoughts.

Ji Changsheng said in his heart that this was nothing. "Understanding the Holy Will" was the basis for upward management of saints.

After I, Emperor Xiaotian, ascended to the throne, I first served my biological mother, Empress Nuwa, and then repaired my relationship with the leader of the Yuanshi Heavenly King, Tongtian. Then, through Yu Linglong, I found out the temperament of the Taiqing saint who "rules by inaction", and I have always maintained a sincere exchange with Taoist Hongjun. sincere.

If I still can't figure out your precise mention, I'll be the Emperor of Filial Piety for nothing.

The best way to manage Saint Taiqing is to eliminate all troubles for him, and the best way to manage Zhunti is to help him pay off his debt to heaven.

But Zhunti also had a weakness - he felt that he was sorry for being accepted.

This is a knot in Zhunti's mind, and it is also an objective fact.

Back then, if I relied on myself for guidance, there was still hope of becoming a saint. If it weren't for the purpose of raising the bar, there would be no need to take on such a high Tiandao loan.

In an era when the economy is in recession and it is easy to lose money when managing your finances, why do you need a loan when you can buy a house with the full payment?

Zhunti couldn't afford it without a loan back then.

Then, following the good idea of ​​the two brothers, they packaged the loan together and really helped Zhunti.

Therefore, the relationship between the two sages in the West is actually stronger than that between the three sages.

Sanqing has no experience of sharing adversity. These three brothers were born into the second generation of rich people and have never been poor.

The Two Saints of the West are true saints who have worked together through thick and thin, sharing weal and woe, and are sincere to each other.

Therefore, the more sacrifices Zhunti made, the more guilty Zhunti felt.

Although those who are favored are confident, but this time, Zhunti just took out all the treasures of the Taiyin Star Lord hidden by Jie Yin and gave them to Li Changxi.

Judging from Jie Yin's performance, Jie Yin still tolerated this matter, and Zhunti was of course very happy.

But true love cannot withstand successive temptations and consumption.

Ji Changsheng ignored Master Sanzang's slander against him and once again brought the topic to Jie Yin: "Teacher, we can't let Uncle Jie Yin sacrifice every time, and let Uncle Jie Yin endure it every time. According to the disciple From my experience, no matter how deep a relationship is, it cannot withstand the consumption time and time again. If you want to maintain a relationship, you need to go both ways. If you want Master Jie Ying to feel sorry for you, you need to make greater sacrifices."

Ji Changsheng's job in getting Master Three Burials pregnant was not a human matter.

But Ji Changsheng's words of persuading Master Three Burials were truly human.

Zhunti will definitely not be wrong if he listens to it.

In fact, Zhunti did listen.

The Third Burial Mage said quietly: "After the Taiyin Treasure House was breached by Li Changxi, senior brother stopped talking to me."

Of course, there are contact information for Jieyin and Zhunti.

Jieyin did not block Zhunti, but he could not read it back.

This also made Zhunti very uncomfortable.

Master Three Burials knew that Jie Yin was really a little angry this time.

Of course, this is normal.

After all, brothers are brothers and love is love. Normal saints don't make choices, they just choose.

Zhunti insisted on letting Jie Yin choose one of the two, and Jie Yin was also puzzled.

But Ji Changsheng figured it out.

What a big deal.

Don’t you see Taoist Cihang and King Yuqing?

"Teacher, listen to me. Uncle Jie Yin will definitely restore contact with you. Think about it, if you are pregnant and give birth to a child, can Uncle Jie Yin not be curious?"

The Third Burial Mage nodded subconsciously.

If Ji Changsheng hadn't told him, he wouldn't have thought that he could be pregnant.

If you're not curious, you'll be damned.

"Let me go one step further, teacher, what if you are pregnant with Uncle Yin's child?"

Ji Changsheng's bold idea scared everyone in the scripture collection team to their knees.

The Third Burial Mage was so "scared" that he almost fell off the white dragon horse that was already weak.

"How could I be pregnant with my senior brother's child?"

The third burial mage's face turned red.

There was a little expectation in his eyes unconsciously.

Ji Changsheng laughed inwardly.

Having met Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva and Queen Yu Qingzhen, he is already very open in this regard.

Just a blue star has so many orientations.

Is it surprising that there are a few Taoist Cihang among the gods and Buddhas in the sky?

No surprise at all.

The lead is still too narrow-minded.

Zhunti is also not bold enough.

Fortunately, Emperor Changsheng helped them with advice.

"Teacher, let me ask you, can the Zimu River make you pregnant?"

The Third Burial Mage nodded subconsciously.

He controlled himself not to be promoted to Daluo, so the water from the Zimu River was indeed useful to him.

"Teacher, let me ask you again, do you have the aura to attract your uncle?"

The Third Burial Mage continued to nod: "Of course."

He and Jieyin basically share all their net worth.

If this is not called love...

The three clearing divisions are much clearer than they are.

Ji Changsheng knew that Master Three Burials understood it now, but he was embarrassed to say it, so he made the instructions: "When the breath of a powerful person interacts, you can give birth to an heir. If you drink the water from the mother river in your belly, you can also give birth to an heir. Teacher, please give me the instructions." There is the aura of welcoming Master Yin inside, and there is a river of mother-child in front of it. The two sides are superimposed, and when the child is born from your belly, Teacher, this child will be the child of Uncle Master Ying and Teacher."

Xiao Yu, Sha Monk and Bai Longma all knelt down.

I have never seen such a bold person.

How dare you persuade the saint to get pregnant.

The most outrageous thing is that it can actually be operated, and the Third Burial Mage seems to be moved.

Yes, Master Three Burials is already moved.

But he still felt a little ashamed.

So Ji Changsheng comforted him again: "Teacher, you know that Tathagata and I have enmity, and sooner or later we will have to have a fight with Haotian. Haotian is currently undergoing reincarnation training, and sooner or later Tathagata will be sent to me. Reincarnation. When the time comes, Sister Houtu and I will join forces to directly transfer their reincarnations to your child. We will accept our uncle as the Buddha, you as the Mother of the Buddha, and the children will be Tathagata and Haotian. We will take them directly. Is it a win to pay off the debt?"

Master Three Burials said nothing, got on his horse and said, "Let's get pregnant!"