Douluo: The narration was modified and the plot began to collapse
Chapter 52: Even dogs won’t eat Oscar’s stinky sausages
"The princess of the Seven Treasures Glazed Sect?!"
Dai Mubai and Oscar were shocked.
"The Seven Treasures Glazed Sect is one of the seven major sects in the Douluo Continent, and it is the third highest sect. If Ning Rongrong is really the princess of the Seven Treasures Glazed Sect, why would she come to our Shrek Academy?"
Tang San shook his head and said:
"I don't know, but I think it's probably true."
Ning Rongrong's beautiful face and graceful figure suddenly appeared in Oscar's mind, and he thought that she was actually the princess of the Qibao Glazed Sect. No wonder she was so noble, so beautiful, and so...
"Xiao Ao, Xiao Ao! Did you hear clearly what we just said?"
Dai Mubai pushed Oscar, and Oscar came back from his fantasy and said blankly:
"No, I didn't hear that clearly."
"Then let me say it again, we want to avenge Fatty, but not now. We want to gain their trust, and when our strength grows, we will stab them in the back and turn them into Star Fury, do you hear me?"
Oscar was shocked and a little scared.
Dai Mubai licked his lips and said:
"When the time comes, Xiao Wu will be my mistress, and Ning Rongrong will be yours. Let's draw the silver handkerchief together!"
Oscar glanced at the sinister Tang San and nodded anxiously, but his expression was a little hesitant.
. . . . . .
The next morning, it was time for class.
Dai Mubai, Oscar, Tang San, Bai Yu, Xiao Wu, Ning Rongrong, and Zhu Zhuqing, these seven people are all the current students of Shrek Academy. Of course, Ma Hongjun is also included. He is lying in the hospital, so There are only seven people in total who can come to class now.
Today Flanders came to teach everyone in person. After yesterday's incident with the Righteous Eunuch, Flanders' image has finally been restored a little, but only a little.
Flanders looked around and said in a deep voice:
"You are all great soul masters or even soul masters. You will inevitably fight with people in the wild when you go out in the future. So the first lesson I want to teach you today is to survive in the wild!"
With that said, Flanders pulled Oscar out and said:
"Your level is not high enough to maintain your condition without eating for a long time, so how to find food in the wild is the key. More importantly, you don't have the guts to eat it? For example, cockroaches, crickets, and grasshoppers. Eat, If you don’t eat, you will starve to death. What choice do you have?”
"So, to exercise your courage, Oscar, summon the sausage!"
Everyone's faces changed instantly.
"Dean, no!"
"Oscar's sausages smell so bad!"
Flanders laughed and kicked Oscar. Oscar said bravely:
"Don't worry, everyone. I've been testing secretly at night. My sausages are not completely stinky. Sometimes the sausages I summon are good. Don't worry, everyone, look at my super invincible sausage!"
Bai Yu revised again.
The next second, a smelly sausage appeared in Oscar's hand. Fortunately, Bai Yu was prepared and took out the masks and gave them to Xiao Wu, Zhu Zhuqing and Ning Rongrong next to him.
Dai Mubai and Tang San quickly reached out to ask for it, but Bai Yu spread his hands and it was gone!
Dai Mubai and Tang San were vomited by the smoke.
Flanders was also prepared, wearing a mask and giving a lesson:
"Are you vomiting now? What if you go to the wild and encounter more disgusting food, and you will die if you don't eat it? What will you do? Eat them all for me! Who will be the first to come?"
At this time, Oscar used the spell "I have a big sausage" to summon a good sausage.
Of course, this is purely because Bai Yu didn't modify it, just like Oscar stayed up late at night to summon sausages, and Bai Yu didn't have time to modify it.
Only this time he didn't change because he had a plan.
Oscar held the good sausage and was overjoyed. The scene of Xiao Wu, Ning Rongrong and Zhu Zhuqing eating his sausage appeared in his mind.
Flanders saw this and said:
"Ning Rongrong, you are the first to eat!"
He was taking this opportunity to take revenge on Ning Rongrong for forcing him into the palace yesterday.
Ning Rongrong's expression changed:
"Why?"
Flandre said with a smile:
"Because you are of the noblest origin, you are the most pampered. When encountering a harsh environment, you are the first to be unable to bear it, so you need to exercise more. Is this an acceptable reason?"
Ning Rongrong was speechless, but looking at the strange-looking sausage in Oscar's hand, and thinking about Oscar's obscene appearance when he summoned the sausage, Ning Rongrong suddenly felt uncomfortable in his stomach, holding his stomach and retching.
Oscar looked disappointed.
Flanders took the opportunity and laughed:
"You don't even dare to eat Oscar's sausage. You are really used to being pampered. Once you go to the battlefield, you will be the one holding your companions back!"
Ning Rongrong was retching and unable to refute. But at this time, Bai Yu stood up and spoke uprightly:
"Dean, you can't blame Ning Rongrong for this, right? Didn't you see that Xiaosan and Mu Bai vomited just from the smell? Neither of them can stand it, so how can Ning Rongrong stand it?"
Flender's eyes were sharp, and Bai Yu had always been an honest backer in his heart. He didn't expect that he would actually come out to contradict him!
"Bai Yu, what you said is wrong. I have already said that there must be more disgusting food in the wild. If you can't live without eating it, then you"
Bai Yu interrupted:
"Dean, this is wrong. We are all soul masters, and we are not lone rangers. We rarely put ourselves in such a desperate situation. And once we encounter a desperate situation where we can't survive without eating disgusting food, eating food is no longer the key. What you said is just a low-probability event, and the probability is very small. Isn't it unreasonable to teach everyone this?"
"Besides, there are many soul beasts in the wild, and there are even more wild beasts. With the strength of soul masters, it should not be a problem to catch one or two to eat. I don't think it will be as exaggerated as you said. What's more, what else in the wild is more smelly than Oscar's sausage?"
Everyone nodded when they heard it, and they agreed with it.
That's right, Gou Shi is not as smelly as Oscar's sausage!
Flender's face twitched, and he couldn't think of a rebuttal. He could only order Bai Yu with the majesty of the dean:
"Bai Yu, you contradicted the teacher, and you are punished to run! Don't use soul power, run for me."
Flender originally only wanted Bai Yu to run ten laps, but Bai Yu took the initiative to change it to a thousand laps!
"Go and run a thousand laps for me!"
Everyone was stunned. Bai Yu was punished to run a thousand laps just to express his opinion, and he couldn't use his soul power?
Is this a teacher and a student? Is this a capitalist and a slave?
Ning Rongrong looked up, very dissatisfied:
"Dean, is it over?"
Flanders didn't say anything, just looked at Bai Yu, meaning you don't run?
Bai Yu's face turned pale, but he turned around and said to everyone:
"Everyone, I'll run, I'll run."
As he said that, he ran outside. The expression of strength hidden in weakness and determination hidden in helplessness made Ning Rongrong, Zhu Zhuqing and Xiao Wu angry.
They looked at Flanders and said:
"Dean, Bai Yu is from the auxiliary department, you are trying to kill him!"
Flanders laughed:
"Then he can drop out!"
They gritted their teeth, caught up with Bai Yu, and said:
"You are standing up for us, you can't be the only one punished, we will run with you!"
Bai Yu frowned and scolded:
"Nonsense! Go back!"
The three women shook their heads and said firmly:
"No, we are companions, aren't we?"
Bai Yu was stunned, looked at the determined eyes of the three women, and nodded slowly.
Seeing the backs of the four people running away, Dai Mubai and Oscar looked at Tang San.
Should we run?
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