Dragon Ball Saiyan Knows Martial Arts

Zhongnan Mountain, one of the Taoist holy places, is known as the Immortal Capital. It is known as the crown of the cave and the most blessed place in the world. Moreover, there are many Taoist temples and Buddhist temples in Zhongnan Mountain. Moreover, there are many hermits who have settled here, and the Taoist Buddhist Temple (to be honest, there should not be such a Taoist temple) is one of the humble Taoist temples, belonging to the Quanzhen lineage. According to legend, it was also passed down from Zhenren Chongyang and has been passed down for nearly a thousand years.

Taoism and Buddhism advocate the unity of Confucianism, Buddhism and Taoism, which is consistent with Confucianism, Buddhism and Taoism advocated by Chongyang Zhenren. The three religions have always had the same ancestral style. He claims to be a direct descendant of Quanzhen.

"Tao, Tao, Tao, you are so big." A young Taoist priest of seventeen or eighteen years old in the Taoist Buddhist temple dropped the scripture in his hand with an irritated look. As if he still wasn't relieved, he stood up and stomped on the scriptures.

This little Taoist priest's name is Dong Wu. Because he has no seniority, his Taoist name is not quiet, and he was sent to the mountains since he was a child. You must know that it is very difficult to become a Taoist priest or monk nowadays. Not only do you need academic qualifications, but you also need to take a qualification certificate, which is no worse than taking the civil service exam, or even more difficult.

But Dong Wu is an exception. He is a nearby villager. Both of his parents died when he was young, and he lived with his grandmother. But his grandmother also died of illness when he was six years old. Seeing his pity, the old Taoist leader took him to the mountain gate and became a little Taoist priest. This is twelve years. Today Dong Wu is eighteen years old.

However, the age of seventeen or eighteen is the age when you are rebellious and restless. How can you remain calm while sitting and meditating all day, chanting sutras and cultivating your mind? He behaved like this only when he was restless.

"Forget it, let's go watch TV." Dong Wu shook his head, picked up the scriptures, and turned on the computer.

Don’t think that Taoist temples don’t have modern supplies. In fact, monks nowadays are also keeping pace with the times. Not only are there computers, but there are also mobile phones and TVs.

"Dragon Ball Super"? A sequel to Seven Dragon Ball?

Dong Wu regained his energy. He has loved these passionate things since he was a child. Including martial arts dramas and hot-blooded animations. Among them, Dragon Ball is one of his favorite cartoons. Especially when Frieza transforms into Super Saiyan, it's exciting.

However, when Dong Wu saw Golden Frieza and Super Sailor Blue, he lost his composure.

"Damn it, in four months the combat power has increased from more than 100 million to surpassing Super Saiyan Three. And that Super Saiyan God and Super Saiyan Blue, damn, are you going to use red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue and purple? I can't complain... …Infinite Heavenly Lord, it is a sin for a poor Taoist to utter dirty words.”

Not only Dong Wu, but probably many Dragon Ball fans who have watched Dragon Ball Seven will feel helpless to complain after watching Dragon Ball Super. He hasn't seen the back yet. If he sees that Master Roshi is close to 50-50 with Super Saiyan Blue, he will probably spit out a mouthful of blood three feet away.

But even so, Dong Wu was already so depressed that he wanted to hit someone.

"Don't watch it. What the hell. It's not as good as Dragon Ball GT." With that, Dong Wu was about to turn off the computer. But suddenly I heard something hitting me, accompanied by shouts and curses.

"Little bastard, you are lazy when I ask you to chant sutras and meditate. Let's see if I don't kill you, little bastard." An old Taoist puffed his beard and glared, picked up the scripture Dong Wu casually threw on the table and smashed it.

Despite his age, the veteran Taoist is quite agile and his shots are fast and accurate. The scriptures went straight to Dong Wu's head. The speed of reading the scriptures was such that if he smashed them hard without breaking his head and bleeding, it would at least be a big bag.

However, Dong Wu's reaction was not slow and he raised his hand to block it in front of him.

"Bang" the scripture hit his hand, making a loud sound. Dong Wu laughed when he saw it. This scene has been staged countless times.

"Old man, look at my Dragon Elephant Bo Ruo Gong." Dong Wu shouted, raised his hand and punched the old Taoist priest.

Yes, you read that right. It’s the Dragon Elephant Bo Ruo Gong. It is said that this skill came from Tibet and was spread to the Central Plains by a Tibetan lama during the Song and Yuan Dynasties. The lama discussed Taoism with Taoist practitioners in Zhongnan Mountain, but lost to the Taoist leader at that time.

Later, this skill gradually spread in Zhongnan Mountain and became a popular commodity.

This skill has the same name as Jin Lun Fa Wang's kung fu in Jin Yong's martial arts novels, and even the efficacy and difficulty are similar. I don’t know if it’s a coincidence or not.

However, Dong Wu took a fancy to its power, so he resolutely chose this skill. However, it has been more than ten years since I practiced it and it has not achieved the legendary effect. However, the power is still much greater. His skills are also quite good.

"You dare to attack me, you brat. If you don't get spanked today, I'll call you master." The old Taoist blows his beard and glares. He raises and pulls his hand, using a Tai Chi pulling method to bring out the power of Dong Wu's fist. Partial. Then with a pull, Dong Wu was involuntarily pulled in front of the old Taoist priest.

This is not the Tai Chi we watch on TV, this is real Tai Chi. What was shown on TV was that after 1949, it was uniformly adapted by the National Sports Commission for use in gymnastics, performances, and sports competitions for physical fitness.

After China's reform and opening up, some parts of it were restored to their original appearance; thus they were further divided into Tai Chi for martial arts competitions, Tai Chi for gymnastics, and Tai Chi Push Hands.

It can be said that even Tai Chi used for martial arts, Tai Chi exercises used for gymnastics and Tai Chi Push Hands are not authentic Tai Chi. They are all adapted and partially restored boxing techniques.

The old Taoist master uses the authentic and original version of Taoist Tai Chi.

The back... is terrible. Dong Wu was really spanked until her butt blossomed.

"The old man hit me again. Wait, when I hit you, I will pull out all your beard. Ouch, this old man is so old and he can still hit you so well." Dong Wu rubbed his hands. Butt, keep repeating it over and over again.

"What did you say, little bastard?" Although Dong Wu whispered, the old Taoist priest was really sharp and he immediately turned around and looked at Dong Wu with squinted eyes.

"No, it's nothing. I said Master is really old and strong, old and brave, old..." Dong Wu said while retreating, but he didn't want to be beaten again.

"Well, that's pretty much it." The old Taoist leader left with satisfaction.

"Huh, it was really dangerous. I almost got beaten again." Dong Wu wiped the cold sweat guiltily.

However, although the old Taoist priest often beat him. But I was really nice to him and really cared about him. Taoism and Buddhism are of the Quanzhen lineage and cannot marry and have children. The old Taoist priest had no heirs in his life and always treated Dong Wu as his grandson.

The beaten Dong Wu looked at the abandoned computer and stepped forward to kick it. However, the computer is plugged into a power cord.

"Ah..." Dong Wu screamed and could no longer make any sound. If you are electrocuted, your whole body will be paralyzed, making it impossible to call for help.

The old Taoist priest heard Dong Wu's screams, but thought that Dong Wu had been beaten, so he didn't take it seriously. After all, this situation has happened countless times. In this way, Dong Wu was electrocuted to death for no apparent reason.

It wasn't until someone discovered Dong Wu who had been electrocuted into carbon ash that the old Taoist priest buried Dong Wu sadly. We have been together day and night for more than ten years, and we have been raised like a grandson since childhood. Nowadays, a white-haired person gives a black-haired person a gift. You can imagine how sad the old Taoist priest is.

At this time, Dong Wu was already lying in a small glass cover.

"What the hell, are you being treated as a guinea pig?" Dong Wu opened his eyes and looked at the glass cover with a feeling of sadness in his heart.

This situation is very similar to the guinea pig on TV. But soon Dong Wu discovered something was wrong.

"This, I've become a baby." Dong Wu opened his mouth in surprise and turned his head hurriedly.

What catches the eye are glass covers with little babies inside. And the strange thing is that all the babies have a monkey-like tail on their butt.

"Sai, Saiyan. I am the Taoist Patriarch of the Sanqing Dynasty, the Jade Emperor, Guanyin Bodhisattva, and Master Kong. What is going on?" Dong Wu's mouth opened wide, and his mind was in a blur. Dong Wu, who had just watched Seven Dragon Ball, could only be so familiar with the situation in front of him.

"Calm down, calm down. The most important thing now is to figure out when it is and how long it will be until Frieza destroys Planet Vegeta." Dong Wu forced himself to calm down.

Perhaps the frequent meditation and Zen practice played a role. Dong Wu quickly calmed down and began to pay attention to the information around him.

Maybe Saiyan is different or technologically advanced. Dong Wu's mind was filled with all kinds of information, including needs and combat skills. Soon, Dong Wu figured out the approximate time.

Vegeta is not born yet, but the queen is pregnant. If the queen is pregnant with Vegeta, it will be about half a year before Vegeta is born. It’s been more than five years, maybe six years, since Planet Vegeta was destroyed.

"Huh, luckily there is still five or six years of buffering time. Then I will find a chance to leave Planet Vegeta." Dong Wu breathed a sigh of relief, feeling a little more at ease.

"In five or six years, I must work hard to practice. I will strive to have enough strength, otherwise I may be set off fireworks at some point." Dong Wu thought of this, and his eyes showed a perseverance.

"Old man, although you beat me often. But now that I'm gone, I don't know who will make you so angry and stare, or who will beat your ass. You have taken care of me for so many years, and I know that you regard me as... My grandson, but now I can't support you until you die, so you must take care of yourself." Suddenly, he thought of the old Taoist Dong Wu again, and tears flowed out of the corners of his eyes unconsciously.

"But don't worry, old man, I won't be naughty anymore. I will definitely live well, no matter which world I am in." Dong Wu slowly closed his eyes. A baby's body is easily tired.

Time flies by, and a month has passed in the blink of an eye. This month, Dong Wu has not seen his parents, and no one has come to see him. It was as if he didn't exist at all.