Dragon Ball Saiyan Knows Martial Arts
Chapter 40: Two Boats With One Foot
"Ah... Son Goku, I'm going to kill you!" Suddenly a Hedong lion roar came from Baozi Mountain, and then heard constant screams.
Chichi's voice can be heard to be very angry and sad, and the voice is high. Although Dong Wu's house and Son Goku's house are not far away, more than a thousand meters away, they can both hear clearly. Along with Son Goku's screams, it really makes people laugh.
Think about it, the number one man in the universe in the original book is tightly controlled by a woman from Earth. It was also quite interesting. Dong Wu watched the two people perform with great interest.
"How did Son Goku offend Chichi again?" Dong Wu was a little surprised.
To be honest, although Son Goku was tightly controlled by Chichi, this kind of thing had never happened.
"Chichi, I really didn't mean it. I don't know why Bulma was in the bed!" Son Goku screamed while running and explaining.
Son Goku was also depressed. He didn't know what was going on, why Bulma was lying naked on his bed.
"Pfft... stepping on two boats, that's awesome!" Dong Wu burst into laughter at that moment, unable to believe his ears.
"No wonder Chichi is so angry."
No matter which woman it is, she cannot tolerate her husband sleeping with other women. What's more, Chichi is the head of the family? But what Dong Wu couldn't believe was that Son Goku actually took care of Bulma. Son Goku is definitely not that kind of person, Dong Wu is quite sure of this.
In fact, many people will not be surprised that Son Goku and Bulma are together. The two have known each other since they were children, taking adventures together and sharing adversity together. And Son Goku always stands in front of Bulma, no matter how dangerous it is. Absolute childhood sweethearts, we have been through thick and thin together.
It is impossible to say that two people have no feelings. It is often mentioned implicitly in the original work that in Bulma's heart, Son Goku is the most reliable. When there is danger, Bulma's first thought is Son Goku.
However, even so, Son Goku cannot do such a thing.
"I won't listen to your explanation, but you dare to have sex with Bulma behind my back. I'll fight you!" How could Chichi listen to Son Goku's explanation? Just come up and fight hard.
"You can't hear or see this. I'd better leave!" Dong Wu was afraid of getting a needle eye, so it was better to leave.
If two people have a conflict, it's okay to watch the lively quarrel. However, it is better to avoid getting involved in things that are obviously impossible to explain clearly.
Sure enough, I heard two people quarreling all afternoon, with occasional ping-ping-pong-pong sounds coming from the side-by-side, which was obviously a fight.
"Whoosh"
Dong Wu was watching TV at home, and suddenly a figure entered Dong Wu's house.
"Dong Wu, help me, I'm dead, I'm dead!" Before Dong Wu could speak, Son Goku looked panicked and shouted with a sad face.
"What's going on? Did you hit the mountain again?" Dong Wu asked knowingly, looking at Son Goku who was bruised and swollen. He couldn't let Son Goku suspect that he knew about this and was enjoying it secretly.
However, Son Goku now has more than one million fighting power, but he was beaten black and blue by Chichi, which shows how powerful Chichi is.
"Dong Wu, I don't know either. Yesterday Bulma came to my house as a guest, and I drank a little of the drink your second brother brought. I fainted for some reason. I woke up this morning and found Bulma in my bed. Now Chichi wants to Kill me!" Son Goku pulled his hair in distress, looking at a loss.
"Drinks that Cassio brought?" Dong Wu was stunned. The only drink that could make people drunk was wine.
It's also because Son Goku is too naive and has never drank alcohol. A soldier with a strength of one million was actually drunk with wine. However, this incident also reminded Dong Wu, "Don't drink. Not only will it cause trouble, but you will also make mistakes easily."
When Cassio was drunk, he did it to Lan Qi in a daze. Son Goku did it to Bulma for no apparent reason because he was drunk again. What is this thing called?
Dong Wu suddenly thought of another question: "What will Vegeta do in the future?"
Thinking about it, Dong Wu's face became very strange. Is this Vegeta being cheated? It doesn't seem to count. In this world, Bulma is not with Vegeta yet. And, if you put it this way, Son Goku brought a lot of green to Vegeta when he was a child.
"Then what are you going to do?" Dong Wu took a deep breath and asked.
"I don't know what to do. Chichi and Bulma are discussing it. I feel like I'm going to be doomed." Son Goku is still very naive, but at least he knows more about human relations than the original.
"Hiss, I wish you good luck!" Dong Wu gasped instantly.
As long as the two women discuss it, they will definitely unite. Son Goku was going to be in bad luck. Dong Wu silently mourned for him for a second.
Although Dong Wu has never been in love, there are many theories on the Internet about his past life. In this case, the final result of Son Goku is that both people can get it and enjoy the blessing of both people.
However, it will definitely be a miserable experience, and you will have to shed your skin even if you don't die.
"Goku, look, I don't understand this either. I've never been in love. Besides, this place is too close to your home. Bulma and Chichi will be here in a minute. How about... you go ask Teacher Wutian for advice? He The more you know, the farther you stay!" Dong Wu gave Son Goku advice.
It's impossible to get out. Dong Wu now wants Son Goku to get out of here. When a woman gets angry, it's like a volcano erupting. Dong Wu felt that if Son Goku was in his home again, the big yard would be in danger and would probably be demolished by the two angry women.
"Yes, Grandpa Master Roshi must understand. Thank you Dong Wu!" Son Goku's eyes lit up and he thought this was a good idea and immediately flew to Master Roshi's island.
I have to say that Son Goku is still so naive, and he is fooled as soon as he is fooled.
"Shh, I'm finally leaving." Dong Wu wiped away the cold sweat.
"The earth is so dangerous, and the women on earth are so dangerous. I think it is better to hide in the universe." Dong Wu made up his mind to leave the earth as soon as possible.
Originally, he planned to leave after both Cassio and Bobby find girlfriends, but now he feels that it is better to leave early and feel at ease!
Dong Wu called Poppy back and told him to find a girlfriend as soon as possible, and also left a spirit tree fruit.
"You stupid idiot, if you really can't find him, just follow the example of your second brother and Son Goku. You can't get her drunk, but you can get yourself drunk..." Dong Wu knocked on Poppy's head and said as if he hated iron.
"You keep urging me, why don't you look for it yourself?" Bobby covered his head and protested in a low voice. However, the protest was ineffective, and he was beaten again, so he became honest!
"Okay, I've already explained what I need to explain. I'll withdraw first!" Dong Wu thought it would be a good choice to take advantage of this time to learn Instant Transmission at Adrat.
Anyway, if you have nothing to do, go to Namek and learn Instant Transmission at Adrat Star School, which is still very good. Let's see if there are any experts out there.
My recent strength growth has been slow and almost stagnant. It's also good to have experts competing against each other. Dong Wu feels that this is the limit at this stage. Either he can break through Super Saiyan or break through the ninth level of Long Xiang Bo Ruo Gong, otherwise his strength will not increase much.
With the Dragon Elephant Bo Ruo Gong, Dong Wu is not ready to break through for the time being, he has to transform into Super Saiyan first.
"Thank you Qiangule for your monthly ticket, thank you! 》
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