Dragon Ball the Era of Earth Awakening

You really have the guts to come here to preach.

Boy, do you know that even the criminals here are firm believers.

Faced with this slightly threatening question, Ye Xun said generously: The progress of civilization lies in innovation and communication. This time, my task is to point you in the right direction for this group of lost lambs. Look at your appearance. I'm ashamed of you all.

The big guy at the head directly sarcastically said: You don't seem to understand your situation. Although the people here are all sentenced to life imprisonment, there is no doubt that the beliefs of our group cannot be erased. You heretics, I want you Die here!

However, just as this group of people were about to make a move, their expressions suddenly froze, and their eyes were full of horror. They saw the light, the long-lost light, in the dark dungeon, it was dark during the day, and they couldn't see their fingers at night. People have been here for more than ten years, and they have almost forgotten what the original day looks like.

But now, they suddenly saw light, illuminating the entire dungeon room. Everyone was stunned, and even closed their eyes subconsciously. Because of the glare, they hadn't seen such a bright daylight for a long time.

Ye Xun was holding an oil lamp in his hand, which he had just exchanged from the mall. Considering the extremely dark environment, Ye Xun thought for a while, but still felt that the lamp with electric energy was too much. This group of bigwigs was instantly blinded.

Under everyone's stunned gaze, Ye Xun put his desk lamp on a table in the center. This table was also used as an important prop for everyone to judge their orientation in the dark, and now it has become the lighthouse of light in this room.

Seeing that everyone was silent, Ye Xun said with a smile: What's the matter? How long has it been since you guys have seen the light?

Thank you, the Holy One, for bringing light to our group of sinful people.

Thank you saint!

Thank you saint!

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Seeing this group of people knelt down and thanked each other, Ye Xun sighed for a while, Now you believe that I am the messenger of the saint?

The leader directly disdainfully said: Shit, you just brought an oil lamp, so you can pack yourself into a saint envoy?

My day, listen to your tone, I bought this oil lamp outside?

Everyone was silent,

It is indeed impossible to bring an oil lamp in. After all, this is a death row, and everything must be confiscated in advance.

You really have to thank the Holy One. It is the Holy One who let us save you and give you poor little ones who have fallen into darkness to feel the warmth of light.

After finishing speaking, someone immediately objected: That's strange, since you are the messenger of the saint, why are you labeled as a heretic by the Temple of the Knights, and then exiled to this place of death?

Then here comes the problem, and this is what I want to emphasize now. As the envoy of the Holy One, I am very displeased with the group of reactionaries outside who have desecrated the Holy One. Bing boldly exposed their shortcomings in daily work, and what they did. It's a very inappropriate place, but I didn't expect it!!

Seeing Ye Xun's heartbroken expression, everyone almost saw something that they couldn't care about, They are now far away from the people, they have committed principled and fundamental metaphysical mistakes, and they have forgotten the scientific and cosmological views of dialectical materialism. I really can’t stand it anymore, let me come to correct these idiots, but it violated their fundamental interests, and they even labeled me a heretic and threw me here.”

These people looked dumbfounded. Why did the orthodox Knights Hall become a traitor to the heretic?

No, we won't believe it. For so many years, the saint has given us everything. You, who suddenly appeared, want to subvert our cognition, don't even think about it!

Ye Xun said Oh, pointed at the unconvinced one and said, This contestant, you seem to be very dissatisfied.

You said you were the messenger of the Holy One, so are you?

Ye Xun nodded affirmatively, That's right, what the saint gave you, I can exchange it for you now, what do you want?

food!

Blanket!

stove!

“Warm bed!”

I want a woman!!

Let me go, aren't these the most basic personal needs? Have a fart relationship with the saint?

Ye Xun snapped his fingers, and another oil lamp appeared in his hand, and the light in the whole room became brighter. He said, Don't you guys pursue it? For example, freedom!

But we have committed crimes that are not allowed by the saints, so we cannot be free. A person replied immediately, and won the approval of the people around him. Obviously, the belief of this group of guys is indelible.

Ye Xun lit a cigarette for himself, swaggered and said: Tell me about the crimes you committed, and let us the messengers of the saints judge.

I killed people for money. The leader said embarrassingly.

Man dies for wealth, and bird dies for food. The sage says that you have followed the laws of nature and are innocent.

ah? Everyone was speechless for a moment, what a wayward saint!

Another person raised his hand and said, I was sentenced to life imprisonment for the crime of disrespecting the saint because I urinated in the woods not far from the statue of the saint. After finishing speaking, everyone looked at him with contempt , obviously very dissatisfied with his behavior, but because this person has sincerely repented, the big bosses present did not continue to blame him.

Ye Xun yawned, You're helping plants grow, you're not guilty.

At this time, another buddy also revealed his crime, They said I raped the old sow!

Ah? Apparently, I didn't expect such a thing to happen. Everyone in the room let out surprises, and turned to look at the brother, with complex expressions in their eyes, including contempt, shock, doubt, puzzlement, appreciation, and envy. .........

And this brother may be a little nervous, and he said embarrassedly: I didn't expect this to be illegal!

You two are pleasing each other, and you are not breaking the law.

Everyone knelt down in an instant, tears streaming down their faces, what a reasonable saint.

After a lot of talking, this group of people finally believed it. The person in front of him, who claimed to be the messenger of the saint, actually brought out fresh food, clean water, brand new clothes, and warm quilts. He took out a stove.

So this group of criminals in the dungeon enjoyed incredible treatment, first took a hot bath, then changed into clean clothes, and got into the warm bed.

Only when the saints come, will they enjoy these gospels, can you not believe it?

However, what Ye Xun said made them feel terrified. He wanted this group of people to replace the Knights' Hall and change the situation where this planet was ruled by the Knights' Hall.

Master Apostle, tell me, what do we need to do?

Ye Xun thought for a while, So, eat well, drink well, rest well, and escape from prison!