Dragon Ball the Era of Earth Awakening
Chapter 99 The Human Drama Interpreter
Wukong, it's your turn to speak. Seeing the silence in the scene, Kelin immediately realized that everyone was waiting for Wukong to speak, and quickly said, Wukong, say something, everyone is waiting for you to give orders now.
Sun Wukong's cleverness is only reflected in his martial arts cultivation, and the rest is a typical Xiaobai, especially in the social aspect. He just looked at the few people around him with a dazed expression, not knowing why he wanted to speak?
But........Since he wants to speak, let's do it. Our Dragon Ball hero took a deep breath, and then yelled at the Frieza battleship: Hey, eat No!!?
Dangling! The warriors fell to their knees, and some fell directly from the air.
Convinced, completely convinced, what you say is what you say, and what you say is so fucking pure. Any social master or negotiator can't say such words, and he will lose his job.
Friends, there are aliens on the opposite side, aliens! !
Can you not be so elegant and refined? We are now in a state of war with alien colonists, you just ask if they have eaten when you come up? What if people say they didn't eat it? Do you want to order a takeaway? ?
Ye Xun wiped the sweat from his forehead. It is really not surprising that Monkey King said this sentence, but it really stunned everyone when he said this sentence.
Hey, God is about to send a big responsibility to the people, so we must first save the embarrassment and the highlight. Thinking of this, Ye Xun raised his hand shua and said loudly: Since Monkey King is not good at dealing with the enemy and us for the time being Negotiation situation, so it is necessary for us to vote to determine the leader of this subway battle, I strongly suggest, how about letting Doudou come?
no!
You think beautifully!
roll!!!
Almost at the same time, the warriors roared in unison. My god, anyone who uses their buttocks knows that Doudou will definitely ask reflexively in the next second: Brother Ye Xun, what do you think should be done?
I'm crazy, Young Master Ye, it's too much!
Honestly, doesn't your conscience ache?
Young Master Ye, don't be particular! We are all people on the stage, can we stop playing like this?
Hearing the scolding around him, Ye Xun scolded back directly: I'm talking about your mother, can you also recommend the candidate in your mind? Doudou,
Let's go, let's play by ourselves for a while, not with this group of people.
Everyone's eyes showed contempt, who would care if Ye Xun played with everyone? Doudou was not the kind of little thorn in the side who was easy to get along with, so I didn't expect him to cooperate well with everyone in the game.
But then something unexpected happened, Sun Wukong raised his hand seriously and said: I recommend Ye Xun, I think he can definitely lead everyone to escape from the game.
what?
I wipe? Did I hear correctly?
Student Wukong, you are willing to degenerate yourself!
God, give Kong Kong an IQ proportional to his combat power.
The warriors have a wide range of complaints, and Ye Xun didn't even know that the warriors have such a rich library of complaints. Kelin reminded in a low voice: Wukong, this is Ye Xun, not Ye Zhong, so don't mess around.
No messing around, I seriously recommend Ye Xun, he is very powerful, haven't you guys discovered it? Sun Wukong said seriously, and the warriors had to nod, he is indeed very powerful, Doudou, the second best player in the world, only According to Ye Xun, Sun Wukong, the number one expert in the world, highly recommends him, and Ye Zhong, the third expert in the world, is his father. Do you think this guy is not good?
The question is, why? !
Kelin and Yamucha remained silent, and it was hard to say anything for a while, but the two of them had a good relationship with Ye Xun. If they didn't support it, they didn't object, but the warriors ignored Ye Xun at all.
But Tianjin Fan called everyone back with one sentence, I said before we elect a leader, we might as well ask the enemy in front of us if they are willing to talk to us.
What he said was reasonable, Ye Xun asked directly: Romeo, I'll fuck, you kid, you want to wait for me to invite you out?
Don't! Romeo ran towards the crowd in a desperate manner. He thought that the master was reliable, and he thought of himself as soon as he came, and sincerely regarded him as one of his own. He was so moved that he was about to shed tears.
But Ye Xun suddenly changed his face, pointed at him and shouted loudly: I heard that your kid has rebelled and become an alien leader!
My day! Romeo blurted out a dirty word, felt a burst of murderous aura enveloping himself in an instant, and quickly explained: No, it's Master JOKER who asked me to lead the aliens here at this point in time. My mission!
You fart! JOKER is not here, his mouth grows on your face, you can say J8! Ye Xun said coldly, and gave Romeo a middle finger by the way.
Romeo burst into tears, he really wanted to yell at Ye Xun: Fuck your family! That's right, it's your whole family! One-on-one! One-on-one!
But he didn't dare, it was obvious that Ye Xun was acting, but at this moment something more exciting came, the metal JOKER instantly moved here, attracting everyone's attention.
Romeo and Doudou were stunned for a while looking at the metal Joker, and then heard Ye Xun ask solemnly: Master Joker, I strongly request that Romeo be arrested and interrogated. I suspect that he betrayed our earth civilization!
Everyone was still thinking, Metal JOKER looked at Ye Xun and said, I did give Romeo's mission. Although it's a bit out of line, you don't have to be hostile to Romeo, do you understand?
Lord JOKER has said so, of course he understands, but at this time Ye Xun said very ignorant of current affairs: That's not okay, we have to be responsible for the future of the earth!
Hey, you're almost done. Everyone looked at Ye Xun, full of surprise, you must be an idiot.
Romeo held his hands to keep himself from crying, not because he was afraid, but because he was moved. He was experiencing the performance of a double reed by a great god. What an honor. Ye Xun is simply an artist with both virtue and skill, and an interpreter of human drama.
Metal JOKER looked at Ye Xun, and directly scolded: You talk too much, if you want to talk nonsense, I will take back the Ye family's agency rights.
Seeing that Ye Xun pretended to fail, the warriors felt happy and held back their laughter; Sun Wukong had question marks all over his head, and held back his silence; Romeo had tears in his eyes, and held back his crying, it was so fucking touching.
Pfft! Ye Xiaotao spit out a mouthful of Coke, she choked, Yu Youyou glanced at the metal joker, and then at Ye Xun, who was making fun of himself, with a puzzled look in her eyes that ordinary people didn't pay attention to.
Metal JOKER shouted to Captain Ginyu: Brother Ginyu, let's talk, we are not enemies.
Captain Ginyu pondered for a moment, turned on the radio and shouted: Mr. Joker, you surrounded us with dozens of masters, isn't it friendly enough?
Please, as I said before, you should keep a low profile when you come to Earth. Who told you to touch the earth's cake? Besides, Frieza and Gula are very busy right now, why don't you be bold enough to be the master? How about you? ?”
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