Dragon Clan: Fujimaru-san is saving the world
Chapter 88 I can’t coo, I can’t coo!
The so-called journey is the process of continuous connection, and Fujimaru Ritsuka once again realized this deeply.
Perhaps because of the different positions and different natures, when she first met Miss Ying, she did not expect that she would form such a deep friendship and bond with her.
Due to health issues, Miss Sakura also needed to take a nap. After Ritsuka confirmed that her health condition had improved, she also walked out of the ward. Following the tradition of the bow-down people, she opened Mixi on her phone and flipped through messages.
Yeah, there really is a pop-up window.
Turtle: [Where are the people? 】
Xianggui is Yuan Zhisheng’s online name, and the message was displayed thirty minutes ago.
Fujimaru Ritsuka asked about the origin of the online name, and it was said that it came from a Pinta Island tortoise named George.
Because the subspecies on Pinta Island is a rare species among elephant tortoises, the little guy named George had to huddle alone on the deserted Pinta Island. The vegetation on the island has been gnawed away by the exotic wild goats.
As the last Pinta Island tortoise in the world, people call it Lonesome George.
Yuan Zhisheng often uses this poor little guy as a metaphor for himself, because he is the only one left in the Yuan family in the huge Sheqiba family.
——But in that chat, because Fujimaru Ritsuka covered her mouth and said, "Wow, boss, you are so artistic," Minamoto was inexplicably ashamed. I've been a little undecided about my online name recently, and I search online for less painful names from time to time.
Closer to home, she had to reply quickly.
This is a work-related contact number. As mentioned before, Fujimaru Ritsuka is not idle. After the war, she still has a lot of business to do. But he didn't reply for thirty minutes. If he didn't reply again, Fujimaru Ritsuka was afraid that Boss Minamoto would think that he was being squeezed out of the small group.
Guda: [On the way. On the way. 】
Just after leaving the hospital bed door, the girl who was bending down to drink free boiled water raised her hand and typed.
Guda: [I can’t Guda, I can’t Guda. 】
Um?
Guttttttttt?
Guda or not?
Alas, another masterpiece!
The girl secretly rejoiced, but the Elephant Turtle had not sent a reply at this time. The girl was about to close the phone, but another text message came.
The dream of millions of boys in the northern hemisphere: [Didi. 】
Lay's and Pringles: [Didi. 】
Boss: [Didi. 】
zero:【. 】
It turned out to be the [Salvation of the Social Animal Team], and the girl was a little surprised.
Some time ago, due to her busy work schedule, she asked her Kaguya colleagues in the agency to prepare a chat script for herself. It was said that it could automatically reply to group friends to cope with the situation.
But after thinking about it, I haven't had a deep and meaningful conversation with my friends on the Internet in the past few days, so I couldn't help but feel guilty and hurriedly caught up.
Guda: [Didi. 】
The dream of millions of boys in the northern hemisphere: [? 】
Lay’s Biscuit Pringles: [? 】
boss:【? 】
zero:【? 】
Guda: [? 】
Guda: [Why are you asking questions? Meaningless rereading is not advisable. This is a manifestation of thinking being dominated by others, a lack of subjective initiative, and a lack of ambition. 】
The dream of millions of boys in the Northern Hemisphere: [Why are you asking questions? Meaningless rereading is not advisable. This is a manifestation of thinking being dominated by others, a lack of subjective initiative, and a lack of ambition. 】
Lay's Biscuits and Pringles: [Why are you asking questions? Meaningless following omissions. 】
Boss: [Omitted below. 】
Zero: [omitted. 】
Guda: [? 】
Guda: [Are you trying to understand me? What does this mean? Could you please expand on it? 】
Boss: [Haha, look at the last chat history. 】
In front of the mobile phone screen, the girl frowned. She flipped through the records as instructed, and swiped down with her finger control. However, she found that she didn't need to be so cautious. With just a slight movement, she flipped to the node of the last chat.
May 3rd.
16:32.
The dream of millions of boys in the Northern Hemisphere: [I just finished work and rejected thirty-eight men's attempts to strike up a conversation, threw away seventeen business cards, and hung up fifty-two harassing phone calls. I'm so tired. 】
The dream of millions of boys in the northern hemisphere: [ @Guda, my wife, I’m tired, please rub my legs. 】
Guda: [Busy, no time. 】
The dream of millions of boys in the northern hemisphere: [? 】
The dream of millions of boys in the northern hemisphere: [Who are you? That's not how my wife talks to me. Where did you hide Guda? 】
Leshi’s must-have Pringles: [Le. 】
Lay’s Biscuit Pringles: [Is this the level? Can’t even tame the pillow designated by this group? a shame! 】
The dream of millions of boys in the northern hemisphere: [Look at yours. 】
Lay's Biscuits and Pringles: [Learn a little bit - @Guda, my wife, I've been working all day. I don't want you to help me beat my legs or anything, but I just think that people other than me probably won't have such a hard time. I have to find a way to support you, so I couldn't help but think about what you would do if you left me, and I burst into tears for a while. 】
Guda: [Busy, no time. 】
Lay’s Biscuit Pringles: [? 】
The dream of millions of boys in the northern hemisphere: [Happy. 】
Happy things come in seconds. Pinke: [. When you are a wife at the age of three, she has to work hard at home; if you work hard and sleep well at night, she will have a court. Now that the words have been fulfilled, how about violence? Why did I marry such a ridiculous husband? I hate it, I hate it! 】
Boss: [Good afternoon girls! I also worked hard today. It is no exaggeration to say that I saved the world! I'm so diligent, why don't you send me some words of praise quickly? 】
The dream of millions of boys in the Northern Hemisphere: [Thank you, boss. 】
Lay's Biscuits: [Thank you, boss. 】
Zero: [Thank you for your hard work. 】
Guda: [Busy, no time]
boss:【? 】
Boss: [Who is this? Why don’t I remember such a heartless person in our chat room? Go and call me, General Guda, and kill this traitor! Chop into minced meat, mix into soybean paste and stir-fry! 】
Zero: [Guda said that she was harassed in the workplace recently, so she will be busy these days and will not be able to reply. 】
Hi boss! good! good! In that case, as the most gentle person in this group, I remember Guda's daily contribution and enthusiasm, and I would like to keep this tolerance. Well, it doesn’t matter if there’s no Guda. You guys can start a conversation and I’ll follow. 】
18:52
Boss: [Isn’t this right? 】
Boss: [I have prepared the chat room, why don’t you chat! Let’s chat! Why not chat! 】
The dream of millions of boys in the Northern Hemisphere: [Tell the boss, I am brushing up on how the Kua Kua group talks. 】
Lay's Biscuit Pringles: [Report to the boss, I'm studying Guda's chat history. 】
boss:【? There would be no chatting without Guda. This group has already turned into the shape of Guda? I do not know how? 】
Boss: [彳亍, then I don’t believe that Guda will be so merciless. I will wait here without moving around to see when General Guda can return to my barracks. 】
Boss: [When she comes to her senses and sees this miserable chat interface, will she feel guilty! Will you be ashamed of yourself? Without the Ganping citrus that Guda mailed to me last time, my anger today would probably have nowhere to dissipate! 】
Zero: [Guda is offline. 】
boss:【.】
*
Time returns to the present——
In the chat box, the real-life avatar of the unlucky bear jumped, and another long list of comments was made.
Boss: [The dark black background of the chat screen is like the abyss of Naraku, making it difficult to look straight into it. The monotonous avatar emits a robot-like inorganic response, and the white text is pale and feeble, the bones are heartless, the passing of spring and the coming of autumn, and the warmth and coldness of the world. 】
Boss: [Guda, I am very disappointed in you. 】
And the one on the other side of the phone is Guda.
Kaguya, is Li Zai Gan Shen?
Guda lamented that the Japanese association’s AI would never make it onto the stage. According to Yuan Zhisheng who studied abroad, the famous Kassel College in foreign countries also had AI, and it was a pioneer, but it had a more humane processing system, and even A few jokes will be made.
Well, after all, I have fallen behind.
The girl lamented that the road was long and she typed.
【Busy, no time. 】
boss:【? ! 】
Guda: [Oh, sorry, I typed it wrong. I meant I'm very sorry. Those previous chat records were not actually typed by me. I have a distant cousin at home. Children are ignorant and just playing for fun. 】
She opened her mouth and came without any blush on her face.
Guda: [ @Boss, your Majesty, don’t move around here. Your work has been booming recently, and your salary is also increasing every day! Of course, citrus is a no-brainer! One box, one box per person! 】
Boss: [Is this what you use to test your boss? 】
The boss is angry!
["Boss" sent you coordinate sharing. 】
Boss: [Send it here. 】
The dream of millions of boys in the northern hemisphere: [I want it too, I want it too! 】
Lay’s Pringles: [+1]
zero:【.】
Positioning appeared one after another. Li Xiang lamented that the world's technological development was indeed much faster, and it was so convenient in 2006, and then took a closer look.
Guda: [Ah, everyone is in China? Is it just my IP address that's wrong? 】
What's going on? This feeling that I’m the only one who can’t do it.
Boss: [Our work involves many cooperation projects here. In addition to business trips, most of the time we get together here. Didn't I tell you? Our company also celebrates the Spring Festival. 】
[Well, thinking about it this way, citrus fruits alone are not enough as an apology. If you are free during this holiday, come to China. You have always said you wanted to come here, but in the end you have made every possible excuse and made every excuse. Is it just social rhetoric? 】
[By the way, because it’s an apology, you don’t have the right to refuse this time. 】
The boss's words were still as playful and inexplicably domineering as ever. Ritsuka thought about it and realized that he seemed to be fine recently.
She was about to graduate from school, so she thought she could indeed go out during the holidays, so she typed.
Guda: [Okay, I’ll go there after I finish taking care of a friend of mine. 】
Boss: [Yes. 】
[If you come this time, please come to us first. You said that you have had a breakthrough in your work recently, and it just so happens that I am quite interested in this matter! You have to have a good chat with me! 】
Guda always felt that the boss meant something, and he seemed to be very happy and interested in the results of his work. Although he didn't know why, he still smiled and agreed.
Are you gay offline? I have a lot of acquaintances in real life, but I have never seen the real faces of friends who I have known online for so long.
According to the boss's way of speaking, offline he shouldn't be the same bad boy as his unlucky bear live-action avatar. Ritsuka could almost imagine the man wearing a tuxedo, putting on some hair oil, deliberately standing on the top of the tower. It looks like the cold wind is blowing.
But she suddenly remembered that she seemed to have forgotten something——
ah.
The girl exited the chat room and returned to the main page.
This message was posted ten minutes ago.
Turtle: [Where are you? 】
Deng Deng stared.
I have nothing to say, except that my heart is filled with despair and my heart is cut by a knife.
Why would Mao become like this?
I originally treated Chapter 86 as a single chapter of thanks and made it available for free. Why do I need to subscribe repeatedly?
Anyway, I would like to say sorry to the readers first. I must have my, my, my, my responsibilities (gritting my teeth)
Anyone who wants to scold the author, has suggestions, or wants to send the author a color picture to discuss how to compensate the starting point coins can join the group.
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I just built it.
Very hot (no special meaning)
Ah, but because the author's network suffers from the problem of being disconnected as long as someone prompts for an update, everyone please bear with me (
ps: The little devil is very nice to the girls in his team, and he can also make wisecracks. But it can still be seen that the little devil has a high affection for Ritsuka - why?
I am also on the way to find the answer to this question (
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