Dressed as a female villain butler, something is wrong with you, boss

God TM has popcorn and comes up together......

Bai Zhou, have you forgotten your identity, are you not doing business?

It doesn't matter if he's serious or not.

Anyway, Bai Zhou now truly understands what the fun of eating melons is.

Moreover, there is no intercalary earth to disturb it, do you say that it is not angry?

Bai Zhou looked at Hodge with a handful of melon seeds and a handful of popcorn and said:

"Come, please start your show. "

This Hodge, like Cao Zheng, picked up the wine bottle and poured it into his mouth violently, and then said to Bai Zhou:

"Brother, my brother told you that my brother has just divorced!"

Bai Zhou subconsciously said, "Your wife won't be his sister-in-law, right?"

Huh?!

If that's the case, isn't that a coincidence?!

Good guys!

This is a double shot of the Eight Classics!

But what is more disappointing is that this Hodge was stunned for a moment, and then subconsciously shook his head:

"No, why do you ask that?"

"But seriously, his sister-in-law is really good, especially ...... bathing"

Bai Zhou: !!

WDNMD？！

Co-authored with you, TM have you played or how to drop?!

But halfway through what Hodge said, he was stunned, and then shook his head:

"What does it have to do with his sister-in-law?

Then, too, Hodge had a pained look on his face, and then said:

"I married my wife for a week, and I didn't even find out!"

"On that day, I drank a few more glasses of water before going to bed in the evening, got up at night to go to the bathroom, and when I came back, I found that my wife had kicked the quilt. "

"I thought about covering her, right? As a result, I found that the soles of my wife's feet were actually black!"

Forehead......

Bai Zhou slowly put down the popcorn in his hand.

Are you disgusting or not?

What do you mean, how many days has your wife not washed her feet?

This Hodge also said:

"At the time, I thought she hadn't washed her feet, but when I thought about it, no, we took a shower together in the evening?"

"So I'm going to take a look, do you know what that is?"

Bai Zhou shook his head.

Could it be a dog skin plaster?

The Hodge cracked his mouth and said loudly:

"That TM is a QR code!!"

"QR code?!"

Hearing these three words, Bai Zhou was stunned!

There is actually a QR code on the soles of GodTM's feet?!

What does this do?

Could it be that this Hodge's wife is ..... Is it a doll?

It shouldn't be, with his identity, it is impossible for him to marry a doll as a wife like some otaku.

"Could it be.... Collection code?!"

Suddenly!

As soon as Bai Zhou thought of this, he subconsciously glanced at Cao Zheng, who was silently crying.

The daughter-in-law of these two brothers can't be colleagues, right?!

That..... That's not interesting.

It's better to have fun with his sister-in-law......

Bai Zhou pursed his lips.

But Hodge continued:

"At that time, I thought it was a collection code! I thought I had married a colleague of Cao Zheng's daughter-in-law! So, I took my mobile phone and scanned it. "

"The result...... Outcome...... Woowoooooooooo.....oo

Why are you crying too?

Stop pinching, keep talking!

The Hodge raised his head and said slowly:

"That's it.... It's actually her ex-boyfriend's V!"

Bai Zhou: !!

Σ(Д)

I TM.......

This young man, it.......

After Bai Zhou heard the real identity of this QR code, he was blindsided.

He never thought that this woman would have her ex-boyfriend's V tattooed on the soles of her feet?!

It's really 6!

How did this brain circuit turn this corner?

Bai Zhou forgot to eat melon seeds, so he looked at Hodge in shock.

Listen as Hodge continues to tell the saga.

In the end, this Hodge called his wife up and asked, when the two broke up, they wanted to delete each other, but no one was willing to delete it.

At the end of the day, it's decided to tattoo the other person's QR code on the soles of your feet.

If you want to get in touch, just add a chat, and delete it when you're done talking!

Therefore, this woman often picks her feet while complaining about her current position with her ex-boyfriend! (read violent novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

Bai Zhou had to slowly give a thumbs up again: "Awesome!"

This is really a heifer falling into the river, and the cow is rolling eastward!

Of course, this is definitely not for Hodge, but for Hodge's ex-wife!

It's really awesome!

As a result, Bai Zhou thought that this matter was over, but who knew that Hodge opened his mouth and said: []

"Do you know who her ex-boyfriend is?"

Bai Zhou was slightly stunned, and slowly glanced at Cao Zheng:

"Won't it?"

Hodge looked at Bai Zhou and nodded heavily: "It's him!"

Finished......

Bai Zhou no longer knows what expression to use to face the current situation.

Are you still dealing with this?

When you got married, your brother Cao Zheng didn't tell you about this?!

You can still drink in this place together?

GodTM......

What kind of fairy friendship is this?

At this time, Cao Zheng also sat up again, waved his big hand and said:

"I've already apologized to my brother for this! Besides, I had a tattoo or something, I washed it a long time ago!"

"That's right!" these two words were said by Hodge, and Hodge also waved his hand:

"Moreover, his wife was introduced by me!"

Bai Zhou:

"Papapapa....." Bai Zhou gently shook his head while puffing out his palms.

Awesome.

TM Wolong Phoenix Chick!

You really don't have a family that doesn't enter the door!

After going around in such a big circle, back to the original starting point?

Bai Zhou leaned forward, looked at the two of them, and asked a soul question:

"You two can't be true love, right?"

Hearing Bai Zhou's words, Hodge and Cao Zheng raised their heads at the same time.

Turning his head in a daze, his eyes met.

Slowly, the faces of these two people became rosy for some reason, not knowing whether it was because of the smell of alcohol or something.

And then.

“yue——！！"

These two people left and right, and directly spit out all the food they had eaten yesterday night.

"Good guys!"

Frightened, Bai Zhou hurriedly dodged.

The two men exhaled, then raised their heads at the same time and wiped their mouths.

looked at Bai Zhou and said:

"Brother, it's your turn!

Also my "legend"?

I don't have any legends, I'm not married.

But......

Bai Zhou's eyebrows raised:

"I really have something to say!

Bai Zhou's face was also instantly "bitter".

Cao Zheng and Hodge 4.3 glanced at each other, as if they had seen a bosom friend, and said with a wave of their big hand:

"It's okay, brother, if you have something to say, say it, and my brothers will help you sort it out!"

"From today on, the three of us, worship on the spot!"

Hodge: "I'm Big Brother!"

Cao Zheng: "I'm the second brother!"

Hodge Cao Zheng: "You are the third!"

Bai Zhou:

Who is going to do you brothers?!

As for your behavior of introducing a partner to your brother, you should be afraid when you see a ghost!

But Cao Zheng and Hodge both took out their mobile phones.

Then one left and one right sandwiched the white boat in the middle.

"Click" twice, the selfie of the three people was taken, and then, these two people actually posted a circle of friends, and the copywriting is still:

"Today, my three brothers, married to Jin Lan, do not seek to be born in the same year, the same month, and the same day, but to die in the same year, the same month, and the same day!"

Bai Zhou: Neurotic!!

......。