Earthy Superstar
Chapter 212: : Superstar
Guan Shuangshuang expressed strong doubts: "Really? It always sounds like you are talking nonsense."
Hua Tianyu helped Li Tiezhu speak: "I believe he only has three idioms. Sometimes being stupid is a blessing. Knowing too much makes it hard to guess."
Yang Mi looked at Li Tiezhu, saw the other person's confident look, and became more suspicious, turned to look at the other one.
Lengba drank the yogurt blankly.
Yang Mi walked back to her seat and whispered: "Drink! Do you think you acted well?"
Lengba wondered: "What's the matter?"
Yang Mi: "If you didn't remind him of anything, he guessed that you would be happier than anyone else. What are you calm now? Have you learned the logic of the character's behavior in the acting?"
Lengba smacked his lips: "This yogurt is not good."
In any case, Li Tiezhu guessed correctly, and the game continued.
The Kung Fu team won in the first round.
Li Tiezhu had almost no shots except for the correct guess once. He sat down and waited silly all the time. He didn't know what they were laughing at. Are these stalks so funny?
On the contrary, Zhang Xinlan and Mi Ya leaned on Cheng Dalong, yelling and laughing, acting very active.
On the other side, apart from Hua Tianyu, Guan Shuangshuang, and Yang Mi, the others didn't have any shots. For example, Leng Ba, each time he gave the shots for only one second, she looked carefully.
When the show was broadcast, the barrage summoned Li Tiezhu and Leng Ba in various ways, which of course was useless.
Some people say that this is because Li Tiezhu and Leng Bajia are too low, of course there are reasons for this, but more because...this is someone else's show.
In Feida and Siha, who would dare to say that these two are low on the camera?
There is no opportunity for performance, and Li Tiezhu is not annoyed. He makes two million by sitting in silence for a few hours. Isn't it fragrant?
Before the second round, there was a performance session. The Xianlian team had a small drama here, and the Kungfu team went directly to a set of family-run dramas.
Yang Mi generously admitted that he was inferior to his opponent: "Brother's marrying class is too good, we will also ask the marrying class to guide the next time we are filming."
Jackie Chan has always had a sense of humor when facing beautiful women: "We are very expensive."
Yang Mi: "Your talents prove to be good."
Cheng Dalong: "If you say this, I will give you a discount at that time, a 10% discount."
Afterwards, the short film especially showed the 40-year history of the married class. Cheng Dalong personally took the stage to tell the story, and there were also many interview videos with the senior members of the married class.
"Entering the marrying class requires very good skills. You can wrestle and beat..."
"What kind of computer animation is so advanced now, and then the family class had to work hard..."
"The actions designed by the eldest brother are basically all taken in one shot, without a stand-in, people go out with a bang..."
"I hit a table here, and hit the floor there. At that time, work had not yet started, and an ambulance outside was already parked there."
"I had a girlfriend at the time, why did you break up? She said that after you go to work, I don't know if you will come back..."
"We just do our best if we can't fall or fight."
"No matter how good your skill is, as long as you don't respect love and righteousness, you won't be able to enter the marriage class. If you don't do well in the part of loyalty, piety, benevolence, and righteousness, you will be expelled immediately."
"I remember that when my eldest brother was still not popular, I worked for him as an assistant. At that time, he was paid only a few thousand yuan, and he was also a martial arts instructor. The total was 12 thousand. He had to divide it into three. He took four thousand. Me and the other An assistant takes four thousand each."
"Each of us has been injured, but the most injured is the elder brother, he was injured because of too much fighting in almost every play."
"In 1986, the trunk was accidentally cut off. He fell from a high altitude, his left ear skull was sunken and the brain hemorrhages, and the broken bones moved in. In 1990, the sternum was cracked and displaced. In 1992, he cheeks when filming "Ultimate Police." The bone hits and shifts. There are many, many more..."
The members of the married class and Zeng Weizhi were in tears, and Cheng Dalong himself was moved to tears.
Many people also wiped their tears in the audience.
No matter how much slander there is, and no matter what his family has done wrong, at least Jackie Chan is a true living legend.
Li Tiezhu basically didn't cry, and wiped the corners of his eyes. He used to know that Jackie Chan's movies were good and the fights were handsome. He didn't know that there was so much sadness behind him. He thought the big stars should be beautiful.
Then, the veterans of the married class who recorded the video quietly took the stage, preparing to give Cheng Dalong a huge surprise.
This is also the strong point of this program group, they can always spend a lot of energy to complete this and other classic reunion.
Director Tang led the old people to quietly replace the new performers before and stood silently behind Jackie Chan.
Zeng Weizhi asked: "Brother, for forty years, do you miss them?"
Cheng Dalong's voice also choked up: "This..."
She couldn't speak, but finally nodded without restraint, adjusted her breathing, and said:
"For forty years they followed me from birth to death, severed hands and feet, and went to the hospital at five or six o'clock in the morning. No one knew about this. Even if I get the Oscar for Lifetime Achievement today, this Oscar is shared with them. Today, We can become famous in the world, from a married class to a group of seven people now, and watching one by one grow old, we also grow old, watching these young people grow up..."
After that, Cheng Dalong looked back at Cheng Jiaban: "Look at them..."
Suddenly he realized that something was wrong and turned around abruptly.
At that moment, it was obvious that Brother Long, the tough guy, was shaking a bit and his body was trembling.
The old brothers of decades, standing quietly behind him, cast a smile at him, just as they did decades ago.
Brother Long burst into tears instantly.
Then, a group of old people shouted: "Big Brother..."
Brother Long couldn't help hiding his face and crying, then hugged them one by one.
The audience and guests on the scene stood up and applauded. Although this is the plan of the program group, they can feel the friendship that has been precipitated by the years.
Li Tiezhu was also applauding. At this moment, he felt that what a real superstar is, it has nothing to do with traffic or popularity, not just the support of the work, but also deeper things.
As for what it was, he still couldn't figure it out.
As a newcomer who has just been in the industry for a few months, Li Tiezhu hasn't had much plans for his future, but facing this situation, he couldn't help feeling surging, even... dreaming of it.
Generals have to wear gold armor to die in battle. Who would be an entertainer who would not want to be the top performer?
If in the past, Li Tiezhu just followed the traction of the system and lived in a muddle-headed manner, then from now on he also has a vague goal to become a superstar like Long Ge.
Not for the halo above his head, but to live up to his youth.
After the excitement, Cheng Dalong said with emotion: "The walking has gone, and the remaining time together is also, one more day is one day, thank you for staying with me for so many years. Thank you, thank you for the family class!"
With that, Cheng Dalong bowed to the older members of the married class, and everyone responded together.
At the end of the session, Zhang Liguo supported Cheng Dalong and said: "I want to say a few words. Many of you here today are young children. If you come to participate in this show today, the harvest should be very big. Big brother is older than me. At one year old, he is among all our Chinese actors. In today's world, he is the most prestigious actor and artist. He is also the only Chinese actor to win an Oscar for lifetime achievement!"
Li Tiezhu listened unclearly. Looking at the movies of Jackie Chan’s classic movies on the big screen, he really understood that this group of people was working hard for the movie. Some time ago he saw someone acting in a TV series. Six or seven.
Shen Tao finally listed some records of his elder brother: "He is the only international action superstar who never finds a stand-in for making movies. He is the only one who breaks the Guinness record with 15 positions. He is the only one who dares to follow. The person who jumped directly into the active volcano and broke the Guinness record. He is the only action superstar who has produced the most action movies in the world..."
The strange thing is that after the show was broadcast, there were still people who questioned the eccentricity of the show crew, and there was no part of the Sansheng crew at all.
It doesn't work if it's not partial, it's incomparable.
Moreover, this issue was originally based on Jackie Chan as the theme, and Sansheng was drawn as an "rival", not to mention the large difference in weight, the other party did not dare and would not grab the limelight of becoming a dragon.
For many people, it is an honor to be the green leaf of a dragon.
After this session, take a half-hour break, Jackie Chan told his brothers for a long time before putting on sportswear and preparing for the second round of recording.
After coming back, Cheng Dalong was still a little sorrowful.
Zhang Liguo comforted: "Brother, you rely on the movie to convince the audience, and rely on your loyalty to convince the brothers. We are all convinced about this."
Cheng Dalong waved his hand and said: "The older generation of filmmakers are like this, not just me. As long as I can work hard, the film will go on. Now these young people don’t fight anymore, I’m alone. What's the use? There was one last time. I was going to apply a mask halfway through the photo. It made me angry..."
Zhang Liguo was speechless.
Cheng Dalong took another sentence: "Besides, I can't actually fight anymore..."
Li Tiezhu said: "Uncle Long, I can work hard. Next time you find me, although I have no acting skills, I have thick skin and thick skin and are very resistant to beatings. The price is still cheap, so I just have to eat more."
Cheng Dalong looked at Li Tiezhu in surprise: "You? You don't look good."
Li Tiezhu: "It turns out that being a tough guy is mainly for looking at his face?"
Jackie Chan smiled: "Otherwise? If Peng Yuyan's figure is matched with Zhao Dashan's face, do you think it is a tough guy? Li Xiaojie, Wu Jing, which one was not a handsome guy when I was young? Big brother, I also became popular on the basis of appearance. You look like Fan Xiaohuang, tusk..."
Zhang Liguo: "Big Brother used to be an idol group."
Cheng Dalong said to Li Tiezhu: "Don't be afraid, you are a strong faction! And, I heard that you are a comedian."
Li Tiezhu suffocated: "..."
Cheng Dalong thought it was a bit of fun to tease Li Tiezhu. Many such naive young people in Xiangjiang used to be very shrewd now. He said again: "Do you want to act in a movie?"
Li Tiezhu: "Yes! I will take the Nortel exam next year, do you know Nortel? It is a school that specializes in cultivating actors."
Cheng Dalong: "Wow! Is it so powerful?"
Li Tiezhu scratched his head: "Generally good, mainly because I don't know if I can pass the exam..."
Cheng Dalong: "Then wait for you to be admitted, I will ask you to film?"
Li Tiezhu was overjoyed: "Really?"
Cheng Dalong: "At that time, put a line before your name... Special thanks to Li Tiezhu, a student of the Professional Film Institute, for participating in the performance."
Li Tiezhu: "Huh? You seem to be teasing me?"
Jackie Chan: "It's not like, I'm just kidding you. Talking to you makes me happier as a whole. This kid is really interesting!"
Li Tiezhu became unhappy, and whispered in Sichuan dialect: "It's a shame that I learned martial arts from you since I was a kid, so I bullied me..."
Cheng Dalong asked Zhang Liguo: "What did the child say?"
Zhang Liguo: "He said he learned kungfu from you since he was a child, and you bullied him." Then he asked Li Tiezhu, "Where did you learn from him? In the movie?"
Li Tiezhu: "As soon as Uncle Long's movie is shown on TV, I will follow it. I can kick over the table at the age of ten."
"Your dad won't beat you?"
"No, he can fix the table."
"What kind of logic is this?"
"My dad spoils me just like mom."
Zhang Liguo looked at Cheng Dalong: "You really are his enlightenment teacher, you should be Teacher Yun."
Cheng Dalong: "Then my apprentice should have hundreds of millions, right?"
Jackie Chan and Zhang Liguo laughed even more happily, and the two beautiful women also smirked twice.
The second round of the game began, the move solitaire.
The two teams have four people each, a total of eight people, namely Cheng Dalong, Hua Tianyu, Zhang Xinlan, Yang Mi, Li Tiezhu, Gao Wei, Mi Ya and Leng Ba.
Jackie Chan was the first one to make the move. Sure enough, Jackie Chan is indeed the founder of action comedy. He turned over for a long time and dropped his shoes. He still bounced his **** on the ground twice. He was extremely happy.
Moreover, because the two people in front of him got out of the way, Cheng Dalong accidentally jumped and sat down in front of Li Tiezhu. Cheng Dalong himself was dumbfounded, and his fluffy hair duang a few times.
Li Tiezhu was startled, and subconsciously knelt down and went to help the dragon: "Master can't make it..."
Cheng Dalong just stood halfway and sat down with a smile. Why is it a master? This kid takes advantage of me! The two came up again to help Cheng Dalong up.
Shen Tao: "Big Brother, this is a terrific trick! What's your name?"
Li Tiezhu: "Flying shoes outside the sky."
Cheng Dalong turned around with a punch: "Just called me Master, now I will take down my stage. Not Xiao Zixun!"
Zhang Liguo: "It's an unscrupulous offspring."
Li Tiezhu was embarrassed and at a loss for the first time in a variety show, he blamed the blackening system, no big or small.
Zeng Weizhi asked: "What's the matter with Master? Long Ge rarely accepts disciples!"
Cheng Dalong: "I only learned of this apprentice today."
Li Tiezhu was even more embarrassed, as if he was trying to rub others' fame, he was very immoral.
He explained: "Just kidding, I really admired Uncle Long when I was young, and gesticulated with him."
Zeng Weizhi: "Brother Long, he said your kung fu is just making gestures."
Li Tiezhu: "It's me making gestures."
Zeng Weizhi: "Brother Long, he said you didn't teach well, he would just make gestures."
Li Tiezhu: "Brother Long didn't teach me. I watched TV and made gestures by myself."
Zeng Weizhi: "Brother Long, he said that you don't teach the apprentice, so that he can only make false gestures."
Li Tiezhu: "..."
Zeng Weizhi: "Brother Long, he doesn't bother to talk to you, because he can only make gestures after studying for so long."
Everyone laughed a lot. He is indeed the old **** of variety show, and Li Tiezhu, who is known as the king of variety show, is there today?
Jackie Chan laughed the happiest, the kid looked like that apprentice.
I am a person with passive skills and blackened cards. How can I be compared to you?
Li Tiezhu said with full anger: "Viagra, are you too low to hear what I'm saying?"
Zeng Weizhi was stunned: "Huh? Say I am short?"
The others laughed again, this Li Tiezhu is so cruel!
Zeng Weizhi pretended to be angry and said: "No recording! No recording! What kind of show is this? Why don't the young people please know to respect the elderly?"
Li Tiezhu said, "That's because you are young."
Zeng Weizhi: "...Should I be happy? Huh? Brother Long? You speak."
Jackie Chan laughed a lot: "Tie Zhu, you can apologize to Viagra at will, otherwise, it seems that I don't know how to teach apprentices."
Li Tiezhu scratched his head: "Then... I'm sorry Viagra, you are a giant."
Jackie Chan clapped his hands and laughed, this apology is really solid!
Zeng Weizhi stood beside Li Tiezhu, only to Li Tiezhu's shoulder: "Am I really a giant?"
The host Shen Tao relieves: "You are a giant of variety show!"
Guan Shuangshuang: "The masters of the art world are naturally giants."
Li Tiezhu: "The man who saw his legs."
Zeng Weizhi looked sad, and suddenly found that the young people nowadays have a sense of variety show a little too good, which is also quite sad.
Over there, Cheng Dalong was panting with a smile and picked up his shoes. Just as he was about to wear them, after hearing what Li Tiezhu said, he threw them directly and smashed them on Li Tiezhu's belly. Li Tiezhu did not hide either.
Li Tiezhu thought for a while, picked up his shoes, and said to Zeng Weizhi, "Saw your legs are so high, right?"
It's completely blackened.
When Li Tiezhu finished speaking, he wished to lick his own mouth, hurriedly ran with his shoes and handed them to the "Master", looking for a chance to escape, otherwise, if he rushed to talk more ruthlessly, it would not end well.
Over there, Hua Tianyu, who has not spoken, said: "Tie Zhu, you still have to respect the older generation, don't be big or small. Although it's a variety show, it can't be excessive. Viagra, I apologize for him. "
Zeng Weizhi smiled and nodded, okay, such a fun variety show was forcibly terminated.
There is no big or small on the stage, and the audience is always on the stage. How can I play the variety show without letting go?
After Li Tiezhu gave the shoes to Cheng Dalong, he stopped talking.
Although Cheng Dalong made a mistake in his actions, he had wrong moves. Starting from Hua Tianyu, he started to pick up the movements of Cheng Dalong~www.wuxiaspot.com~ and began to increase the difficulty.
Soon, I came to Yang Mi, behind her was Li Tiezhu.
Sister Mi gestured decently, and when she saw Li Tiezhu hiding next to her, she said angrily: "What are you hiding? I told you that there are rumors on the Internet."
Li Tiezhu wiped his nose: "Aren't your feet smelly?"
Yang Mi wanted to say something and stopped. Forget it, people can't speak, so he has no brains to get through. After another gesture, he rolled out, throwing his shoes and racing with the octopus again.
It's time for Yang Mi to add more moves. She looked at Li Tiezhu with bad intentions: "Accept the move, Li Tiezhu!"
As he said, he split a vertical fork.
A group of people exclaimed and applauded, and many others looked at Li Tiezhu happily.
Hua Tianyu said, "What is the hatred between Mi Sister and Li Tiezhu?"
Yang Mi put on her shoes and said, "Don't wear the sky together! Humph!"
Zeng Weizhi: "Come on, Li Tiezhu, after the split, we are a team. I am the saw man, and you are the one who tears and tears."
Cheng Dalong knew to bend over: "Tie Zhu, can you do it? Don't let me give away a white-haired person to a black-haired person."
Zhang Liguo shouted: "Come on, give your master a breath!"
Li Tiezhu came up with a calm expression: "It's not that difficult. I told you all, I have been learning martial arts from Uncle Long when I was a child, and I have been very familiar with it!"
Everyone is curious, does this guy really have skills? It looks like his physique, but I haven't heard anyone say it before.
Over there, Lengba pinched Yang Mi: "Humph!"
Yang Mi said: "What are you doing? Tie Zhu has kung fu, what is the split?"
Lengba: "He has wool kung fu."
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