Earthy Superstar

"Rhubarb! Come to eat the bones."

　　 Liu Xiaohua yelled, and a big yellow dog ran out of the yard next door, with a happy expression on his tongue, and suddenly braked after seeing Song Zhu'er, his expression even aggrieved, rolling his eyes and peeping at Song Zhu'er.

　　 Isn’t this the one where Li Tiezhu got off and kicked?

　　 Rural dogs have spirituality. Although Rhubarb is not Li Tiezhu’s dog, he is very close to Li Tiezhu, so I came to meet Li Tiezhu very enthusiastically today, but I didn’t expect to be kicked by him, as if it was because of this woman.

　　 Therefore, Rhubarb doesn't like her.

　　 Liu Xiaohua yelled twice, but Rhubarb still hesitated.

　　 Shochikuer shouted: "Rhubarb, rhubarb."

　　 Rhubarb's teeth: "Woo..."

　　 Li Tiezhu came from behind: "Spicy Claw, when I just got out of the car, I was afraid you would kick it away. It should be angry with you."

　　 Shochikuer: "You kick it, why is it angry with me?"

　　 Li Tiezhu didn't explain, and shouted: "Come here with Rhubarb, this is my daughter-in-law."

　　 Shochikuer was taken aback, what did he say? Hey hey...

　　 Rhubarb came along without eating the fleshy bones. First, he sprinkled joy on Li Tiezhu, and then tentatively sniffed the Songzhuer, then shook his tail at Songzhuer, and finally left with the fleshy bones in his mouth.

　　 Li Tiezhu: "It remembers your taste, and it won't bite you in the future."

　　 Shochikuer was shocked: "Is it so powerful?"

　　 Li Tiezhu has the ability to popularize rhubarb with Shochiku. An eight-year-old dog can not only chase ducks in the water, but also chase hares with people.

At home, the second uncle saw Song Zhu'er go out, so he squeezed to the third brother who saw the wood next to the barn, and said with lingering fear: "The girl is so beautiful that I can't even say anything in fright. She really likes it. My pillar?"

　　 Li Fuqiang said: "I'm not sweating on my back! I can figure out what happened to them? However, she looks like a good girl, she looks quiet and quiet."

　　 Second Uncle: "It must be quiet! How can I see such a good girl?"

　　 San Uncle: "Well, this hot claw, I think it's a fairy daughter, and she should be a beautiful lady at home."

　　 The second uncle smirked: "It must be Miss Jin Jin! Isn't it necessarily that we will climb trees and dig out bird nests like our rural girls?"

　　 Outside the courtyard, Liu Xiaohua cheered: "My sister-in-law is mighty!"

　　 Shochiku's exaggerated laughter came from the sky.

　　 The second uncle and the third uncle looked up and saw the fairy daughter sitting on the three-meter-high plum tree and laughing triumphantly. They stayed for about half a minute, lowered their heads, looked at each other, and became even more confused.

Aunt Liu walked through the yard with bacon, and was startled: "Liu Xiaohua! I killed you. Did you let your sister climb the tree? You got me back! Tie Zhu, get her off quickly, and be careful not to fall. ."

　　 Li Fugui heard the voice, rushed out, and looked on the Internet, his daughter-in-law is as agile as an ape.

　　 Li Fuqiang and Li Fuqiang are embarrassed. Which family’s daughter-in-law climbed the tree the first day they came to the house? This is too shameful, don't look at the big brother, lest he is embarrassed. The two lowered their heads tremblingly, pretending to be busy.

　　 Li Fugui said: "Spicy claws, don't move, I'll get the lantern, and you can hang it higher."

　　 While talking, Old Man Li took out ten little red lanterns and handed them up with bamboo poles. Song Zhuer hung the little red lanterns all over the plum tree before climbing down slowly, full of sense of accomplishment.

Li Fugui admired the high red lanterns and came to the two brothers, and said, "Is Zhu'er still fierce? Climbing so high. Originally, I was worried that she would be too thin to give birth to, but now it seems that I worry too much. This body, tut..."

　　 Second Uncle: "Big Brother is right."

　　 Uncle: "The big star is still climbing trees and playing, which shows that she has no intentions and is a good girl."

　　 Liu Xiaohua was called back, but he was not beaten either. Old man Li guarded Liu Xiaohua to death. He could spoil the baby girl, and Aunt Liu had nothing to do.

　　 Outside the courtyard, Shochikuer patted the gray on the inside of his pants: "Tie Zhu, am I good?"

　　 Li Tiezhu wondered: "Awesome! You often fall in the mushroom house, how can you still climb trees?"

　　 Shochikuer: "Hey! I am best at grabbing the straw, because I often fall down, climbing trees is different, just hold the trunk and arch up. Do you think the girl climbing the tree is indecent?"

　　 Li Tiezhu: "No, climbing trees is so fun after all."

　　 Shochiku's teeth: "Wait for me to climb you later! Hey hey..."

　　 Li Tiezhu slapped the back of her head: "Be civilized!"

　　 Then, Li Tiezhu took out the treasures he bought in the commissary and gave them a box to the twins. He and Song Zhuer went out with a box. Liu Xiaohua was very fateful, and Aunt Liu was forced to help the kitchen.

　　 The people in the village are discussing enthusiastically the beautiful young daughter-in-law of the pillar, all of them praise and admire, as if Li Tiezhu had picked off the stars in the sky. However, soon the wind direction began to change.

　　 "They are actresses, big stars, do you think they are as vulgar and old-fashioned like us? They are all inlaid with gold..."

　　 "It's not right, I just saw that big star climb a tree, and laughed like a lunatic."

　　 "San Ye said that Zhu Zi and his wife are playing guns behind, they are so big people..."

　　 "I saw it, that Spicy Claw used a cannon to explode the cow dung, which scared Aunt Zhou's cow and screamed."

　　 "The star seems to have a bad head. Brother Gou and his mother-in-law saw her kissing the pillar on the road, and she squeaked..."

　　 In the end, everyone found out that they had been cheated. This beautiful star is actually a foolish bag, just like Li Tiezhu. In this way, some people sigh, but some people balance it a little bit.

　　 The rural people are simple and simple, but they also have a simple but strong heart of gossip. Therefore, the story about the celebrity wife of the old Li’s pillar has been passed on, and it has changed after passing it, such as this:

　　 "The pine and bamboo are like monkeys, they want to climb when they see a tree."

　　 "Li Tiezhu's wife stuffed the wiping cannon into the cow's butt, and the buffalo skewers burst for half a month."

　　 "It's shameless to be groping with Li Tiezhu on the road."

　　 At six o'clock, the family banquet of Lao Li's family officially began.

　　 The big round table was crowded with twelve people. Li Fugui went to the table and sat down, then silently picked up the fifteen catty jug and began to pour wine into the bowl, a total of five bowls.

　　 It's not that you can't afford a cup, but the Li brothers simply think that the small wine cup is too lazy to add wine, and the big big bowl is almost half a catty after drinking.

　　 Li Fufu counted: "Brother, there is an extra bowl of wine, you, me, third brother, and pillars. A total of four bowls is enough."

　　 Li Fuqiang quietly kicked the second brother and passed the wine to the new sister-in-law: "Sister-in-law, you drink well."

　　 Aunt Liu put the wine bowl to her side: "I can't drink, I can't drink."

　　 Li Fuqiang was taken aback as soon as he was about to say something.

　　 Song Zhuer held the bowl with one hand, stood up and said: "Uncle, second uncle, and third uncle, the feelings are deep and bored, I did it, you are free!"

　　 Li Fugui was afraid that something would happen to him, and said: "The family doesn't need to be like this, drink slowly, drink slowly!"

　　 Songzhuer said, "Then I will drink half of it."

　　 gurgling, half a bowl of rural sorghum wine, pine bamboo wiped his mouth, and then picked up the bowl and twisted to Li Tiezhu beside him: "Don’t say anything, I’m happy today..."

　　 Li Tiezhu handed over a tissue: "Drink less."

　　 Songzhuer drank half and half again, and there was only one or two wines left in the bowl.

　　 Li Fugui picked up the hip flask, thinking to himself, the handle of the hip flask is still warm, so I haven't just put it down for half a minute. He planned to pour less wine for Song Zhu'er, and was overwhelmed the first time he came to the house. It was not good to say it, and thought that the old Li's family cheated his wife by this method.

　　 Songzhuer grabbed the hip flask: "How can I let Uncle pour the wine? I'll do it myself."

　　 is another big bowl.

　　 The third son Li Fuqiang's eyes widened, and he looked at his eldest brother Li Fugui. Li Fugui shook his head slightly and motioned to us to let her point.

　　 Song Zhuer picked up the chopsticks and ate the dishes. The dinner was cooked by Li Fugui himself. Needless to say, it was rich and delicious. Shochikuer ate heartily, and was so spicy that he didn't stop sweating.

　　 The four men from the old Li's family pushed and drank so much, no one cared about Songzhu.

　　 This moved her a little bit. The guys in my Tiezhu family are really men. They never bully women at the wine table, so I just rush this. I have to respect you!

　　 "Second uncle! You are a sincere person at the first sight, and I feel kind when I see you! Blessed are sincere people. How happy are you twins fighting for chicken legs? Come on! One and a half bowl!"

　　 "Uncle San! You are Tie Zhu and he kisses his third uncle, that is my third uncle! Without saying anything, I will direct you to the only man with double eyelids in Lao Li's family. Come, let's get half a bowl of it!"

　　 "Tie Zhu, what's wrong with your eyes? Always blinking? Come on... let's do a half bowl."

　　 "Uncle, the massage chair that I gave you last time can still be booed? Isn't it? That's fine, come on, let's do a half bowl."

　　 In ten minutes, Song Zhuer directly killed more than a catty of sorghum wine, and the whole person...beautiful.

　　 Li Tiezhu is dumbfounded. This girl usually gets dizzy after drinking half a catty. What happened today?

　　 "Spicy Claw, are you okay?"

　　 Shochikuer: "It's a little dizzy, but I can hold it, don't worry, sister will not be ashamed of you!"

　　 Li Tiezhu was a little scared: "You are a person who usually only drinks half a catty..."

　　 Shochikuer seriously shook his head: "That's because I usually took medicine, not my complete form! In order to earn you face today, I haven't taken medicine for three days, huh!"

　　 Li Tiezhu couldn't turn around, and he made me save by drinking and drinking my old man?

　　 You are a girl with such a rough style, what do the elders think?

　　 Second Uncle: "Spicy Claw! You look good like this. The wife of our old Li family can't chirp. Let's go!"

　　 Shochikuer: "Hey hey... let's go!"

　　 San Uncle: "Such a bold star, this is the first time I have seen you! Be bold, let me go!"

　　 Shochikuer: "In the next bandit, the head of the iron head baby~www.wuxiaspot.com~come!"

　　 Li Fugui was holding the wine bowl, his hands trembling: "Tie Zhu can meet you such a good girl, I am an old man, happy! I did it, you are free..."

　　 Shochikuer: "Tons, tons..."

　　 Li Tiezhu wanted to persuade, but Li Fugui slapped him on his forehead: "Learn from others, and you must be upright when you drink, and you can't be sloppy! Hiccups~"

　　 Shochikuer: "Second uncle...hey? Where's the second uncle?"

　　 Aunt Liu and the second aunt lifted their second uncle from under the table, unconscious.

　　 Looking at Uncle San again, he was already asleep on the table.

　　 Li Fugui's expression was angry: "Two unsatisfactory things... ugh..."

　　 Song Zhuer scratched his head: "Tie Zhu, what happened to them?"

　　 Li Tiezhu snatched her wine bowl: "Don't drink it! I'll get them to sleep, so you can eat well."

　　 Li Tiezhu moved the three brothers into the bedroom, threw a bed, and then went out to eat.

　　 At the dinner table, the eyes of the second and third aunts looking at Song Zhu'er were extremely terrified.

　　 Over there, Liu Xiaohua poked secretly and gave Song Zhu'er a thumbs up.

　　 Songzhuer: "Hey hey... hiccup! Tie Zhu, let's go one?"

　　 Li Tiezhu glared at her, and Song Zhuer lowered his head to drink the soup quietly.

　　 At a dinner, I ate a piece of cake.