Earthy Superstar

"what!!!!"

　　 After ten and five seconds, Xu Shan jumped up, and the whole person went crazy when he screamed with his teeth and claws.

　　 Above, Huniu's **** was closed, and she flew away in fright. The dog didn't build a nest anymore and hurried to chase her daughter-in-law.

　　 He Ling laughed softly, but he ran over and gave the tissues the first time.

　　 In the pergola, although everyone thinks this is immoral, they can’t help but burst into laughter.

　　 Lengba smiled and said, "Teacher Shan Zheng is so pitiful."

　　 Li Tiezhu said with emotion: "Maybe...I was seen by Hu Niu when I was washing my hair last night, and I wanted to greet Brother Shan Zheng."

　　 Huang Sanshi: "This thing can also make bubbles?"

　　 Li Tiezhu: "You only know when you rub it."

　　 Wang Hui: "Stop talking, I'm still eating noodles!"

　　 Xu Shan Zheng wiped his head with a tissue, ran out, rushed to the pergola and roared:

"I said I won't come! Li Tiezhu insisted on me! What else did he say about hitting the iron while it is hot, killing the familiar but not killing... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! I was stung by a bee, and I was about to break when I put the rice into the water. I still cook the dishes by myself and make a difference. I have to work to change the eel. Li Tiezhu helps in everything from Lengba, or two big dishes! She pays it back at night There is rock candy Sydney. How about me? I lost the first game, and I won the second round. I washed my hair after winning! I also polished! I went out to buy early in the morning and stepped on **** when I came back. Yes... the bird washes my hair???"

　　 Everyone leaned forward with sympathy.

　　 Especially Lengba, frowned and nodded to express his understanding of his pain, and then: "Puff......"

　　 Huang Sanshi shrugged with a smile, and Wang Hui almost choked with his head down eating noodles.

　　 He Ling smiled and argued to Xu Shan: "Tie Zhu asked you to come? I thought it was arranged by the show crew."

　　 Xu Shan scrambled with an angry expression: "What is it? Li Tiezhu. He has to say that my movie Spring Festival stalls are good at the box office. He has to hit the iron to promote a wave of medicine gods, and said that the mushroom house is good...what good?"

　　 He Ling: "Then why are you fooled?"

　　 Xu Shanzheng said suddenly: "I, I...I am someone like him who looks honest, cheating people is the deadliest!"

　　 He Ling: "Puff...I'm sorry, I didn't mean to laugh at you, puff haha..."

　　Xu Shanzheng: "……"

　　 Li Tiezhu said, "How about you go and wash? Guano is very corrosive, so don't really want to polish it then."

　　 Everyone laughed wildly again.

　　 Xu Shanzheng: "I want you to say it! Of course I want to wash, but I want to vent the anger in my heart first."

　　 Li Tiezhu: "It may be too early to vent now."

"What's the meaning?"

　　 "I mean, you have to stay longer, just in case..."

　　 "Nothing in case! Absolutely not! I said."

　　 "Don't talk too much, Brother Shan Zheng, I suggest you keep a low profile."

　　 "Uh... alright."

　　 Li Tiezhu helped take the small half-pack of Xiaowaneng in his hand, Xu Shanzheng ran away with his head, and went to the bathroom to wash the ostrich tea eggs.

　　 When he came out, the noodles were finished, the yards were gone, and Xiao Wanneng had only one packaging bag left.

　　 Xu Shanzheng: "What should I eat? If you don't keep the noodles, you can still eat my Xiaowan?"

　　 Li Tiezhu: "In the pot, I boiled water for you, and there is still noodles."

　　 "Where's the code? Where's the seasoning? Shall I have noodles in clear soup?"

　　 "With green onions, you can make scallion noodles."

　　 "Do I do it myself?"

　　 "Otherwise? Everyone is so busy."

　　 At this time, He Ling was making coffee again in the pergola. Wang Hui and Huang Sanshi were studying a stone picked up by the river, but Li Tiezhu was washing bamboo leaves to wrap the rice dumplings.

　　 But the most annoying thing is that Lengba is eating rock candy Sydney again.

　　 Xu Shan pointed to Li and said, "Isn't it said that the money has been spent? What is that?"

　　 Lengba: "Bingtang Sydney."

　　 Xu Shanzheng: "I know!"

　　 Lengba: "Then you still ask?"

　　Xu Shanzheng: "Where did I ask? Isn't it out of money?"

　　 Li Tiezhu: "It can be advanced! Brother Shan Zheng, are you amnesia?"

　　Xu Shanzheng: "……"

　　 Finally, Xu Shan rushed away, went to the earthen stove to cook noodles for himself, still muttering in his mouth that he didn't know what to say.

　　 Lengba asked Li Tiezhu in a low voice: "He won't be really angry, will he?"

　　 Li Tiezhu shook his head: "Yes."

　　 After cooking the noodles, Xu Shanzheng sat alone by the fence to eat clear noodle soup, and said to the lantern standing on the fence thinking about life: "They isolate me, and you are not gregarious! Now we are in the same group."

　　 Lantern: "Gah!"

　　 pulled a thick bubble...

　　 Everyone laughed again.

　　 Xu Shan exploded, jumped up and scolded: "Lantern, do you look down on me? I have a good chat with you, do you respond to me like this?"

　　 The lantern fluttered with fright and flew away.

　　 Xu Shan quarreled: "It can still fly?"

　　 Huang Sanshi silently took a net and placed it next to Xu Shanzheng: "Eat slowly, and grab the lantern after eating."

　　 Xu Shanzheng: "Why should I go?"

　　 Everyone looked at Xu Shanzheng, which meant it was self-explanatory. It was you who scared the lantern away.

Helpless, Xu Shan fought for a few bites of noodles, so he carried the net to catch the lanterns, chasing the lanterns while smashing into pieces: "Lanterns, you can’t do this! How can I say it’s a billionaire actor at the box office! Last one! Variety show has been bullied so badly that even you, a duck, dare to molest me?"

　　 The lanterns didn’t run far, so I walked a few meters away from Xu Shan to have fun. Xu Shan stomped on the field, and his shoes were all wet.

　　 Huang Sanshi, He Ling, Wang Hui, and Leng Ba lie on the fence of the yard and applaud, and give Xu Shan advice and suggestions.

　　 After a while, Xu Shan was so tired that he sat on the ridge, with an expression of indescribable expression: "Don't shout! Come down and catch me!"

　　In an instant, the four heads behind the fence retracted.

　　Xu Shanzheng: "……"

　　The show ends here, and the audience barraged brother Shan Zheng:

　　 "The people in the mushroom house are too much, brother Shan Zheng is so pitiful?"

　　 "He is so fat, how can he catch up with the lantern?"

　　 "Xu Shan is sweating on top of his head!"

　　 "These people are too dogs!"

　　 "Although Shan Zheng is very pitiful, I still smile happily."

　　None of the youngest were willing to ask for help. Lengba was still more active, and she was ready to catch the ducks with her gloves on.

　　 She and Xu Shan fought to encircle each other, but the lantern flew directly over Xu Shan's head, and stepped on his head with her foot. Lengba squatted down with a smile.

　　 Xu Shan pointed to his forehead: "It is humiliating me! It can fly! How can it be caught."

　　 Li Tiezhu finished the remaining firewood and followed it out: "It's too fat and can't fly far at a time. As long as it predicts where it will fall, it will be easy to catch."

　　 Xu Shanzheng: "You speak lightly, if you can catch it, I will eat this net."

　　 Li Tiezhu walked to the lantern, and the lantern flew away. Li Tiezhu caught up with him in two steps. Before the lantern fell to the ground, Li Tiezhu caught his neck.

　　Xu Shanzheng: "……"

　　 Li Tiezhu carried the lantern: "Brother Shan Zheng, don't eat the net. You can take care of the fish you are cooking today."

　　 "Catch fish?"

　　 "No, there is a small pond over there, where you can fish."

　　 "Then I am good at it. If I can't catch fish, I will..."

　　 "What's the matter?"

　　 Xu Shan struck his head: "If I can't catch a fish, I will buy one out of my own pocket, okay?"

　　 can't stand it casually!

After 　　, Xu Shanzheng and Wang Hui went fishing in a group, and Li Tiezhu, Lengba and He Ling continued to plant seedlings.

　　 Huang Sanshi also wanted to plant seedlings, but He Ling and Li Tiezhu jointly refused.

　　The reason is to let Mr. Huang make dried bamboo shoots and dumplings at home, but the actual reason is to let him grow 20 catties of fat.

　　 There is Li Tiezhu, and the planting progress is very fast. Today, this paddy field is the largest, and the program group will be given 150 yuan after planting. Everyone is full of enthusiasm.

　　 He Ling cares about Lengba's body: "Lengba, are you okay with a cold? Or don't leave the field."

　　 Lengba jumped off the field wearing waterproof pants and said, "It's okay. I ate two pears and it's good. Besides, I can't eat the pears from the mushroom house for nothing. I have to work! Hey!"

　　 He Ling: "I said if you are not well, I will stay in the mushroom house for one more day and let Tie Zhu steam a few more pears for you."

　　 Lengba was taken aback: "Ah! In fact, my throat is still a bit itchy, and I haven't noticed much recently..."

　　 He Ling: "Is it so honest?"

　　 Li Tiezhu said: "She eats less, just like a cat. It doesn't matter if she stays. It's not like Xu Shan vying to eat so much."

　　 He Ling: "You are ashamed to say that others eat more? You only eat the most! Besides, Mr. Shan Zheng has been miserable enough in this issue, and you still dislike others. Hey, do you think he can catch fish?"

　　 "It should not be possible."

　　 "Why?"

　　 "They use dough as bait to fish for crucian carp. It's a bit difficult."

"what?"

　　 By the pond, Xu Shan wore a big brimmed hat, confidently set up his fishing rod and bait, and said, "If you catch too much fish today, I will cook it in a hot pot!"

　　 Wang Hui: "When you say this, I suddenly feel that my future is slim."

　　 "What do you mean?"

　　 "Your encounters in the past two days are evil."

　　 "Uh... I'll tell you, I'm professional fishing!"

　　 Xu Shan tried to throw the fishing rod hard.

　　 Then... the fishhook hooked the hat off his head and fell into the pond and floated.

　　 The air is suddenly quiet.

　　Wang Hui held the bench silently, and was ten meters away from Xu Shan before hitting the hook.

　　 Xu Shanzheng sat on the pony sack, and touched the back of his head: "Fortunately, I wear a hat, otherwise it will be broken."

After 　　, Xu Shanzheng's bait was eaten several times, the hook was entangled by the branches once, and the socks were lifted once, but the fish was not caught, and his patience was slowly exhausting.

　　 Giving up always comes too fast!

　　 "I'm going back to eat rice dumplings!" Xu Shan also praised when he walked through the rice fields with his fishing rod: "You plant rice dumplings very quickly!"

　　 Li Tiezhu raised his head: "If you can't catch a fish, just plant rice seedlings."

　　 Xu Shanzheng stopped immediately: "Who said I can't catch it?"

　　 "Didn't you give up and go back?"

　　 "Wrong! I'm a tactic! I made them think I was gone, but in fact I wandered around and went back, and while they relaxed their vigilance, I caught a bunch!"

　　 "Do you know that the bait has fed all the fish, right?"

　　 "Uh...not really."

　　 Xu Shanzheng was so stupefied by Li Tiezhu that he couldn't get off the stage, and walked pitifully toward the pond.

　　 Li Tiezhu washed his hands~www.wuxiaspot.com~ took a **** to dig a jar of earthworms and sent it to Xu Shanzheng and Wang Hui. Wang Hui expressed his gratitude, but Xu Shan argued that it was too disgusting, and he wanted to pinch off the fish hook?

　　 Li Tiezhu shrugged and walked away.

　　 After a while, Wang Hui caught the fish, and Xu Shanzheng began to endure the nausea with earthworms, and finally... the bait was eaten again.

　　 At noon, when he returned to the mushroom house, Xu Shan fought with nothing, and Wang Hui caught five crucian fish.

　　 Xu Shan struggled with a black face: "I'm going to make friends with the fish!"

　　 Li Tiezhu: "Why? Is it because fish can't pull papa at you?"

　　 Xu Shanzheng: "Li Tiezhu, you are enough! I have tolerated you for a long time! Don't deceive people too much. I will tell you."

　　 He Ling: "What happens if you deceive people too much?"

　　 Xu Shanzheng: "I will be angry."

　　 He Ling: "Hi! I thought there would be any serious consequences."

　　 Xu Shanzheng: "Am I not serious about being angry?"

　　 Lengba: "It doesn't seem to be serious, but it will only make people feel embarrassed. You are too cute when you are angry."

　　Xu Shanzheng: "I'm so angry, you actually think cute? Feel embarrassed?"

　　 Huang Sanshi: "Look at how talented you are, come to Mushroom House and act in a comedy movie, Xu Shanzhen! Hahaha..."

　　 Li Tiezhu did not speak because...

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