Earthy Superstar
Chapter 392: : Crush
Yue Yupeng was as arrogant as ever, who made us the first brother Yunde?
If this is set aside, Qin Tao will not be able to catch up with him on the same stage, and he will be forced to show his true colors.
But today's Qin Tao is "crazy", he lifted the back of Yue Yupeng's coat and looked at his squat: "Shameless, why are you hiding it? Oh! It's quite big... mellow and full, look at his face. But it's the life of a wealthy man."
The audience roared with laughter, Yue Yupeng's face was not round and awkward! It looks like a pancake.
The applause and the noise resounded, for Qin Tao who was not afraid of death.
Yue Yupeng was caught off guard, and pointed to his Dayuan face: "Where do I look? My face is here!"
Qin Tao glanced twice, and said regretfully: "Oh! Are you here? Your face is big or quite full, but there is no seam in the middle... almost meaning!"
Yue Yupeng didn't react a bit, but the audience laughed crazy.
Originally, Lao Guo was watching the live broadcast and was about to end. He was worried that Qin Tao would not be able to hold it on his own without Li Tiezhu, so he sent Yue Yupeng out for a while and gave Qin Tao a hand. Worried that Qin Tao's hard-earned confidence was lost by the audience, who knew that Qin Tao "anti-killed" Yue Yupeng on the spot.
Backstage, Teacher Guo said: "Yue Yupeng is shocked, it's rare! Qin Tao's child is better than I thought, Da Lin, a good choice."
It turned out that Guo Dalin had chosen Qin Tao as his partner. He was not too young, and he had not been fixed after changing several partners.
Guo Dalin said: "That's right, Qin Tao just can't let go. In private, he often laughed hard at me and Brother Yue. With today's scene, he will definitely get better and better in the future! How? Dad! I'll pick this prince. Concubine, are you satisfied?"
Uncle Yu rushed to talk: "At least this queen is satisfied."
Guo Gangde: "It's not easy for Qin Tao. It's only a year of studying cross talk. It's really not easy. It's very inspirational, what's her name? Prince Concubine's promotion!"
Yu Qian: "Why does the prince concubine grow a device? Don't dare to expose that stuff... illegal!"
Guo Dalin straightly covered his face: "Master... please relax, don't get caught, then I will get to the detention center to learn cross talk with you!"
Teacher Guo: "Yes! When you go to the detention center to learn cross talk, you won't see the lovely wife."
Yu Qian: "Aren't you going to die? Are you such a father?"
On the outside stage, Yue Yupeng saw that Taozi was performing today, so he stood behind the stage after the fight and gave Qin Tao a cameo to cheer him up, and motioned for him to say a paragraph before finishing it.
Qin Tao said, "Thank you very much for my brother-in-law. Without him, there would be no master!"
Audience: "Call~"
Yue Yupeng: "Hahaha...Is it so magical? Should Uncle Qian'er call me?"
Qin Tao: "Thief Sun."
"Go go! Don't you say that without me, there would be no master for you?"
"Without you to watch Li Tiezhu's game, wouldn't my master know me? Then I won't have the chance to accept him as a master. That's the reason, right? So, without you, there would be no my master."
"Oh, then I'm not your Madam Bai."
"My sister's surname is not Bai."
"She is white!"
"That's not your wife, and my sister-in-law is kind to me, everyone, it's Brother Yue's wife. Tsk tsk! The first time I went to their house, Brother Yue was on a business trip..."
Yue Yupeng grabbed Qin Tao: "When did it happen?"
Qin Tao: "Didn't my sister-in-law tell you?"
Yue Yupeng: "..."
Audience in the audience: "Call~"
Qin Tao: "Brother, don't be angry, my sister-in-law is very kind to me."
Yue Yupeng bit his lower lip, grieving: "Yeah!"
Qin Tao gestured a circle with his hand, looked at Yue Yue, and enlarged the circle a lot: "As soon as you enter the door, oh! Good fellow, it's so big!"
The audience understood in seconds, and laughed and booed.
Yue Yupeng: "What? You make it clear!"
Qin Tao: "Grapefruit! My sister-in-law peeled me such a big grapefruit! What do you think it is?"
Audience: "Call~"
Yue Yupeng: "Haha...I thought it was a watermelon."
Qin Tao: "You are not pure! I don't care about you. In short, Brother Yue has helped me a lot, and today he specially praised me to make me confident. So, thank you! And thank you all, young and old, for inserting today A live broadcast of my brother Li Tiezhu didn’t stir everyone’s interest, right?"
Everyone: "No! It's fun!"
Qin Tao: "That's right, Li Tiezhu is so funny that he can compete with Brother Yue."
Yue Yupeng: "Don't say Taozi, go, step down! Brother took you to buy a mirror, how old he is, and he has never looked in a mirror in his life. Offended you, the door of our house is not closed, let this guy run out and scare you. Everyone."
The audience applauded collectively, and I have to say that Qin Tao said this paragraph really well, and the audience paid for it.
...
Different from the love and joy in the cross talk special, both inside and outside the stage of "I Am a Singer" were shocked. They didn't pay attention to the laughing points of Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao's interaction. Some singers even didn't laugh the whole time, and their expressions were very serious, such as Li Zijian.
People in different fields have completely different points of attention. In fact, not only the singers in Li Zijian and other programs, but even other singers were blown up by Li Tiezhu's live broadcast and secretly watched with their mobile phones.
Of course, there are very few people like Zhou Jiegun who speak directly and like, and most of them are just trivial peeking at the screen.
If everyone was amazed at Li Tiezhu's genius before, then after this live broadcast, the colleagues felt that Li Tiezhu was a bit too scary.
As a professional, I naturally know that this method of live broadcasting and topic selection cannot be faked, but in just a few seconds, I can figure out the melody and lyrics and sing it, which is almost impossible for anyone to do. Fortunately, there are only two or three sentences in each song. If they are all complete, it would be terrible. Perhaps Li Tiezhu's previous inspirations have accumulated enough?
I can only think so.
Non-professionals only think it sounds nice, think Li Tiezhu is talented and quick, and he doesn't feel fear.
For example, Shen Meng said: "Li Tiezhu's live songs are pretty good. It seems that Brother Jian didn't miss him."
Li Zijian frowned, not in a good mood.
It's like a martial arts master who has been in retreat for 30 years, and finally came out of the mountain after his magical accomplishments. He met a man with two great skills, and he was only a teenager, with an innocent and cute smile on his face. You say: "I can fight too."
Li Zijian shook his head: "No! I used to underestimate him too much. His talent is too high, even higher than Jay Chou. During the live broadcast, Li Tiezhu laughed at himself and said that his brain was stupid because he was stuffed with too many songs. I believe Yes, the brain of a genius is different from ordinary people. The reason why Li Tiezhu is naive or even dull in life is that he has half his brain running music programs all the time."
Shen Meng: "There is still this kind of operation? Really?"
Li Zijian smiled bitterly: "Sounds very mysterious, doesn't it? Actually, I did. When I was full of inspiration, my head kept designing melody for a few days. People around me said that I had eaten paper cups at that time. Sometimes Playing with dolls or something is actually true. In that state, the brain is not enough to cope with normal life."
Shen Meng: "So cute! So is Li Tiezhu?"
Li Zijian: "I guess so, but I recovered after I finished writing the song. He may have been in that state. Moreover, in this state he not only writes songs, but also writes scripts. If he really has a low IQ, he can write songs. But I’m afraid it’s hard to write a script. Let’s go and congratulate Li Tiezhu."
After all, Li Zijian brought Shen Meng to Li Tiezhu's rest room. At this time, the rest room was already full of people, and other singers and partners also came. Sun Nan was playing Li Tiezhu there.
"You scared me to death. Twenty-four original songs in one breath? How did you do it? Astonished! Tsk tsk..."
"Uncle, I have said that there are a lot of songs in my head, just the ones that fit the topic."
"That's more terrifying, how many songs do you have?"
"I haven't counted..."
Li Zijian glanced at Shen Meng, meaning, am I right? I haven't counted it, it's awesome! Even if it is a melody with only two or three sentences, it is a bit too much to the extent that it can't be counted.
This live broadcast shattered the rumors that Li Tiezhu could not write songs, and also shattered the arrogance of many musicians who claim to be creative talents.
Huang Jingling gave the rabbit headband on her head to Li Tiezhu and said, "It's great, I liked every song you just made! I didn't prepare any gifts, this one is for you. Remember to write a song for me! "
Li Tiezhu: "Thank you eldest sister!"
Everyone praised and encouraged them, and then evacuated under the leadership of Han Hong, because Li Tiezhu was going to host the show.
In the rest room on the 7th, Song Zhu'er and Zhao Liya did not go to Li Tiezhu's rest room. They were eating self-heating small hot pot with Mimi. They had already seen Li Tiezhu’s genius. I think Li Tiezhu is a bit stupid.
Zhao Liya said: "These two fools, CCTV obviously wants to interview him. During the interview, he came up with 24 songs in one breath. Isn't the influence stronger than the live broadcast of Douyin?"
Song Zhu'er nodded: "Yes! But you also said that you want to raise Tie Zhu to be naive, so let him go."
On the TV screen, Li Tiezhu was on stage, and then... he fell.
Zhao Liya: "Puff...cough cough cough..."
Songzhuer is also a joy, my guy is so cute.
Li Tiezhu got up, patted the microphone and looked at the worried director below, and said, "Director Hong, don't be afraid, the microphone did not break."
The audience roared with laughter~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Director Hong is worried about whether your brain is broken, right?
Li Tiezhu began to host with a serious face: "Hello everyone, audience friends, welcome to the eighth issue of "I Am a Singer" broadcast by the title..."
The audience was still laughing, and one of the older brothers was almost out of breath.
Li Tiezhu was also speechless, didn't he just fall over? Brother, are you as for? If you watch my concert, you may not be able to go out alive.
Li Tiezhu added: "The first singer is a singer whom I respect very, very much. She has an unparalleled voice and superb singing skills. Next, I will ask this singer to bring us her competitive song " olive tree"."
After all, Li Tiezhu retreated to the chair of the host on the left side of the stage and sat down.
Han Hong first made a comparison with Li Tiezhu, and his **** were bent twice. In fact, they were referring to the pink rabbit ears on the head of Li Tiezhu. This is also the reason why Zhao Liya and the audience continue to burst into laughter, and it has nothing to do with stumbling.
Li Tiezhu had no savvy, so he replied with a backhand, "Auntie, come on!"
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