Earthy Superstar

Perhaps the most distinctive feature of Lu Yu is her attention, always paying attention to the most sand-sculpted place: "Why do you say infertility? Has anyone of your ancestors had this medical history? Are you worried about heredity?"

Li Tiezhu: "I think, infertility shouldn't be inherited."

"Really? I don't believe it."

"Believe it or not, infertility can't even give birth to a child, still inherited?"

"Oh! That's right! You are so smart!"

"I said, sister, is your head so big for fun? I'm a fool that everyone knows. After coming to your show, I have to give you IQ to help the poor. I'm not rich either! God puts wisdom on Sprinkle all over the world, but hold an umbrella for you!"

Lu Yu suddenly laughed: "Hahaha...I found you so funny, you answered all the questions so seriously, I didn't ask them so seriously."

Li Tiezhu: "Isn't it right? I took the money to appear on the show, of course I have to answer seriously. Are you not serious about your question?"

Lu Yu: "Actually, I've been distracted a lot of time, so I always ask strange questions, and sometimes I laugh when I watch the show."

Li Tiezhu: "Do you think you are humorous?"

Lu Yu: "Right? Everyone says that."

Li Tiezhu: "..."

Suddenly felt fatigued, and Li Tiezhu was a little dazed. What kind of fun is this?

The director also noticed, and quickly raised a sign to pause, suggesting that everyone take a break and go to the bathroom to pee.

Li Tiezhu saw that a staff member helped Lu Yu to the backstage, and he was also invited over.

Then, I saw Lu Yu drinking glucose and honey water there.

A young director said to Li Tiezhu: "She has anorexia, so if she hosts for too long, it will be prone to hypoglycemia..."

Li Tiezhu now understands that it is true that she often wanders.

But, anorexia?

I'm afraid it's not your TV station's food is too bad, right? If I want to be a cook, I can raise her into Han Hong.

A few minutes later, Lu Yu came over and said to Li Tiezhu, "I'm sorry! I actually don't have a big head, but my body is too thin..."

Li Tiezhu: "It's okay. You are really too skinny. You need to eat more delicious food, but it doesn't matter whether your head is big or your body. Your head is really big! Have you overmeasured your head circumference?"

That's it!

Lu Yu: "Uh... let's continue to record the show."

The rest period will of course be chopped off, so when the program is broadcast, it looks like a seamless connection.

Therefore, the audience can't help but spit out the barrage:

"This host's question is too jumpy, right?"

"There is no relevance at all."

"I was infertile just now, and I have a baby right now."

"Li Tiezhu is really the top, dare to say anything."

It turned out that after Lu Yu returned, he asked Li Tiezhu: "I heard that your dad is going to have a baby?"

Li Tiezhu: "My dad is a man and can't give birth to children. It was his newly married wife who gave birth to children."

Lu Yu: "It's all the same, men and women?"

Of course Li Tiezhu knew that it was a boy, and the town went through a relationship check. Of course he knew men and women, but can this be said? Of course not! Breaking the law.

Li Tiezhu is stupid, not stupid.

He said: "It hasn't been born yet, how do I know it's a man and a woman?"

Lu Yu: "Huh? Don't you know?"

Li Tiezhu: "..."

I can't tell if I know what I'm special! Is this fatal? Zhang Xiaomeng and Song Zhu'er had specifically instructed them, so I can't say this. Song Zhuer described it this way. Even if you admit that you have a cat named Lengba, you can't admit that your brother is a male.

Very difficult to understand, but it always makes sense.

Lu Yu: "Then why would you let your dad marry again? What do you think?"

Li Tiezhu: "What? Let him die alone?"

Lu Yu: "Why do you have to remarry again?"

Li Tiezhu Yizheng said: "Respond to the call of the country! Actively devote yourself to the second-child career and contribute to the rejuvenation of the motherland's population."

Lu Yu: "Wow~"

Li Tiezhu: "Are you married? Have you given birth?"

Lu Yu: "No."

Li Tiezhu: "Then you are dragging down the entire Chinese nation! In the future, there will be serious aging and insufficient labor. It is completely the inaction of you people!"

Lu Yu was so shocked that he had hypoglycemia again: "Then...How many will you have with Song Zhuer in the future?"

Li Tiezhu: "I have money and I am not afraid of fines. I want to give birth to a few children."

Lu Yu suddenly had his brain pumped out: "Are you treating women as fertility machines? This is patriarchal and unfair."

Li Tiezhu saw that the director below had already raised his placard "Don't pull the female boxing", he smiled and said: "Auntie, please have a fish with you when you are free."

Lu Yu: "Why?"

Li Tiezhu: "I think you're good at picking things up."

This issue of "Lu Yu You Yu" is not too harmonious. Sometimes the two of them have a needle-point to the Maimang, but the needle-point is harder than the Maimang. Li Tiezhu never disappoints. However, at last the two of them also had some speculative chats.

Therefore, at the urging of the director team, Lu Yu also asked two more painless questions.

Lu Yu: "Are you not afraid of going to the street when you make military-themed TV series like "Soldiers Assault"? No one watches anything..."

Li Tiezhu: "There are many butter nibbles, small fresh meats and even old fresh meats on the market, but in fact they are really so cute? I don't think so! I personally believe that Chinese men prefer tough guys with strong bones, and it doesn't matter if they are ugly. "

Lu Yu: "What if you rush in this play?"

Li Tiezhu: "If no one is watching this movie, who will patrol the frontier for Zhonghua? If no one is watching this movie, it's not that I lost, but we lost."

This us is the entire nation and country.

Lu Yu didn't understand: "It's okay if you lose. Penguin supports you so much. You can come back if you rush."

Li Tiezhu chuckled, "I'll do it again, I'm afraid it will start again in a hundred years."

Lu Yu: "Huh???"

Li Tiezhu did not explain, and then Lu Yu casually asked a few more questions, and the show ended.

But... she seemed a little unwilling.

The barrage is sprayed directly:

"Oh! The demo is still not convinced?"

"My serious brother can kill her to death."

"The last question of male and female boxing is really a bit disgusting."

"The population problem is so serious that it's still acting like this..."

"Lu Yu is still good, the fault lies in it, and I met Li Tiezhu."

"No matter what, Li Tiezhu played bravely."

"Brother Zheng Jing said the truth today!"

"Music is a business circle, tsk tsk..."

"We lost, we are very heavy!"

"The big head said it's a big deal, come back again, tusk...what kind of host is this?"

"Does men understand everything?"

"One hundred years of reincarnation, I'm afraid there won't be such a good opportunity next time."

"It's a death to fall, and they are not fools. Will they give you another chance?"

"Lu Yu's bag is good, is it LV? I asked my male ticket to buy me one."

"Why is Li Tiezhu red? It's all supported by my family, Xiao Zhang."

"So ugly, still be a star?"

"Is there someone watching military themes? There are so many TV shows from my brothers waiting for my favor..."

"See?"

"I saw it!"

"Yes! There is no next chance."

Li Tiezhu didn't know how much repercussions he was on the show this time, in fact, he just regarded it as a "poor hole". However, it happened that this show became popular and even exploded.

Of course, this was a few days later, and public opinion pushed Li Tiezhu to the top again.

Roughly divided into two groups, both groups are extremely boring people, a group of fashionable high-end petty-bourgeois women, and a group of failed migrant workers by Lou Bi.

The girls with delicate makeup took selfies in Starbucks, mocking Li Tiezhu's desire to shoot a military-themed sand sculpture TV series, and they were doomed to fail.

And another group of men in various uniforms in the ten-yuan fast-food restaurant are discussing how Li Tiezhu's new drama will go against the sky.

There was no intersection between the two parties, but someone deliberately brought together the photos and comments on both sides, and in the end, it formed a huge impact.

That night, the online scolding war began.

Some people say that consumers in ten-yuan fast food restaurants are always men, and in Starbucks, except for women, they are women who pick up girls. Some people say that if you can't even afford to go to Starbucks, you don't have the right to mate, you don't have the right to pick up girls, and the lowest level of mankind is not worthy of having offspring. Some people say, this Starbucks, he is instant coffee, drinking this person who can drink a sense of high-end, is really cheap.

Wang Dashao was one of the people who supported Li Tiezhu. He posted a short article on Weibo that night:

"Starbucks? You can drink that stuff too? Why would I rather eat stinky tofu, **** sad jelly, than drink Starbucks! That's a blasphemy of coffee! Only people who can't enjoy the best coffee will go there? Seek the so-called sense of superiority in a place. The real nobles will never turn a blind eye to the roadside barbecue, because...the real thief Jill is delicious!"

Picture:

Wang Dashao brought Lin Mou and a group of internet celebrities to eat roasted lamb kidneys at a roadside stall.

Then, return Li Tiezhu. I know that you were targeted by a bib. You don’t have a bib number. I just want to circle you. Come on! I wish the new drama success! Besides, there is no money to find me.

Who knows that after Li Tiezhu built his studio, the studio had no choice but to get a scarf number, but didn't post anything. After all, it is really a last resort, not really wanting to come to the scarf.

At this time, taking the opportunity to respond to Wang Dashao's support, Li Tiezhu's collar said by the way:

Filming of "Soldiers Assault" has started in recent days, and we don't need Wang Dashao's money. Bandits A, B, C, D are still short of actors, are you coming?

Wang Dashao immediately replied:

I come! Plus the forest dog. For the two roles, as many shots as possible, the best lines are.

Lin's bib:

Young Master Wang has no acting skills, don't let him act. I can do it, Zhu Ge covers me, just like in "Infinite Challenge".

Li Tiezhu's scarf:

You are a bandit, and I must kill you unconditionally.

Xiao Zhang's bib:

Dude, what do you think of me? Is the bandit soldier too handsome?

Li Tiezhu's scarf:

roll! Go to film your costume drama.

Yue Yupeng:

Brother, can someone like me make a cameo? And Qin Tao.

Li Tiezhu's scarf:

There are no animal actors in this TV series, so please rest.

Song Zhuer:

husband! Can I act? I heard the archer say that there was a close-up shot of a female character, and I looked back and smiled. I feel I am very suitable.

Li Tiezhu:

You are not worthy.

Lengba:

Congratulations on opening the old wave bib.

Li Tiezhu:

They asked me to drive, otherwise the country said they rejected dissidents to control public opinion.

That's right, Li Tiezhu told the truth.

The official bib didn't dare to shield Li Tiezhu, because it was because of rectification before that Mr. Jia had to come to Zhang Xiaomeng to open the bib.

In short, this matter, it's been a bit long, it's almost a week.

Anyway, the whole network knows that Li Tiezhu is going to make a new TV series, which is still an unpopular TV series with military theme, and the name is also very good, called "Soldier Assault."

February 7.

A week has passed since "Soldiers Assault" started.

Standing in that small mountain village, Li Tiezhu was still a bit melancholy. This mountain village is a bit like his hometown, but a bit too "rich". Every household is full of baguettes and peppers, which is a bit too much. After all...in Xichuan, Baogu and chili would not be stored like this, and there are only two magical products that are eligible to hang under the eaves-bacon and sausages.

The film that was originally planned to be filmed on February 10 was finished three days in advance, and the production Tao Hong said that the quality was very high!

This is a very high evaluation. You must know that this aunt has acted in many good TV series and movies before, and later became a film producer. She has absolutely nothing to say about the quality of the film.

That's right, Li Tiezhu originally invited Aunt Taohong to do the production of the movie "People on the Road". She was suspicious, and Li Tiezhu tricked her into "Soldier Assault."

The beautiful name is: In this way, you can see my level in advance.

She is here, but Duan Yihong hasn't come yet.

"Is it all done?"

"All right."

"How about recording?"

"The filming gap was also recorded, and the soundtrack is almost gone, and your music team has also sent it over. It is editing and synthesizing now. Tie Zhu, don't be nervous!"

"Auntie, can you not be nervous? This is the first drama I really directed! I'm afraid of embarrassment."

"I think you are quite capable. You can't get through a single shot. What's wrong, you are well-organized."

"This...Anyway, it won't come out in a film, I don't know what it is."

"Okay! This film must have a high audience rating. The plot, acting, and camera... are all at a high level!"

"Really? Thank you Auntie."

"Thank me, why? I only care about the quality of the money. You and Sun Xixi have a good job in photography! You can make movies. Hey! He designed the scenes of this show? It's better than your script. Looks much stronger!"

"Right? I was lucky and I met good people."

"Nonsense! There are a lot of bad guys you've encountered, all of them trampled to death by you, haha..."

Tao Hong smiled very heartily. After all, she knew who was trampled to death by Li Tiezhu, and she was really awesome back then, descendants of the royal family, pooh!

Li Tiezhu was a little shy: "Should we really want to film and broadcast? I'm a little fictitious!"

Tao Hong said: "What's imaginary? It's the best affirmation of a drama while filming and broadcasting~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Can ordinary dramas have this treatment? Besides, you guys are acting well and filming well. What are you afraid of?"

Li Tiezhu twisted his fingers: "I'm still afraid! I'm the first time to be the leading role."

Tao Hong: "Where? You are also one of the leading actors in "The God of Medicine". Although you won the best supporting role award, you are the protagonist in the story. How many scenes did you steal Xu Guang's head? He has a good opportunity to secretly complain to me, Say you don't speak martial ethics..."

Li Tiezhu: "I speak martial arts, he wants to fight with me?"

Tao Hong: "Puff...I want to watch it, he dare not! Stop kidding, you play, boldly! Auntie, I will carry it for you!"

Li Tiezhu: "Only two episodes..."

Tao Hong: "Go! Two episodes are enough. Keep you red!"

Li Tiezhu smiled: "Hey! Listen to my aunt, "Soldier Assault" is about assault! CCTV, Mango, Dongfang, Jiangnan, Penguin, four TV stations and one network platform, all at the same time!"