Earthy Superstar

He Ling found the treasure: "Oh, there is a chicken coop here, Teacher Huang."

Huang Sanshi: "Are there any chickens? Teacher He."

He Ling: "Yes, there are big geese too! I should be able to lay a lot of eggs."

Li Tiezhu: "Teacher Ho, Teacher Huang, you will live here for two or three months. As for? As I said, kill chickens and geese directly, one in each period, and one chicken in each period until the final period!"

"Eh? What Tie Zhu said makes sense, He Ling, chicken and eggs, which is lighter and heavier? Big goose stewed in iron pot!"

"Teacher Huang, there is a saying called... kill the chicken and get the eggs!"

"What can I do to get eggs after killing a chicken? I prefer to eat chicken than eggs. Tie Zhu?"

"Chili chicken, white chicken, shredded chicken, spicy chicken, taro chicken, chicken stewed with mushrooms, small fried chicken, cola chicken wings, large plate chicken..."

"What you both said... I'm drooling."

In the yard, near the kitchen, there is a stone mill and an old well with a hand pump.

Huang Sanshi went to press the water twice: "There is no running water this season, so I have to press this again, look."

He Ling: "It's like returning to the first season."

The three children also gathered around.

Peng Yuchang: "Familiar taste! Too miserable."

Zhang Zifeng looked curious.

Li Tiezhu: "What's wrong with this? When I was a child, I used to carry water to drink. There is only one well in a village."

Barrage:

"How rich the last season was, how miserable this season was."

"This season is real."

"Congratulations on Mushroom House's return to poverty overnight..."

"H is urinating and defecating everywhere!"

"Goose's houses are better than yours."

"It feels like home, this is the real village, like a villa last season."

"Yi Xing, come together!"

"I came to Yi Xing and left Tie Zhu. Did you lose or make money?"

"My favorite Yixing~"

After watching the small courtyard and the livestock and poultry, Li Tiezhu and Huang Sanshi walked into the kitchen at the same time, a small kitchen with an unreasonable layout, a small stove, a dusty cabinet, and a sparse drop of firewood on the ground...

Then, the two looked at each other blankly.

Subtitle: Welcome to the original ecological kitchen!

Huang Sanshi: "Just a pot?"

Li Tiezhu: "There is also a small stove."

Huang Sanshi: "What do you think?"

Li Tiezhu: "Last year, it makes sense that Laoban Electric did not produce stoves. This year there will be a Saturnian integrated stove. Their family...is it making leather shoes?"

Huang Sanshi looked disgusted: "Saturnian integrated stove brand leather shoes, quality leverage!"

Li Tiezhu has no expression on his face: "Oye~"

"This kitchen is like this, so I don't want to record it anymore, or I go, Tie Zhu, you stay?"

"I'm not doing it! I'll leave tomorrow."

He Ling didn't speak, he wasn't interested in the kitchen or anything, so he turned around and went out:

"Go, come in and have a look."

Huang Sanshi followed melancholy with his hands behind his back: "I think, the kitchen is already so miserable, they will definitely make the inside very good..."

Li Tiezhu: "Wake up, Teacher Huang! Don't be naive when you get old."

Huang Sanshi: "Four walls..."

Li Tiezhu: "There are four walls."

Huang Sanshi: "The rough house, the appraisal is complete."

He Ling opened the door and saw that there was nothing, empty, and the two bedrooms were the same, even the bed frames were scattered.

Seeing such a miserable situation, the bullet screen was particularly happy:

"Industry gets rich, laziness returns to poverty."

"Just have a door!"

"There is only one door, feasible?"

"Is there no gold master dad this season?"

"It's so miserable, I guess all of them want to run away."

"It's too sloppy..."

"To be reasonable, this is much better than my hometown."

"This yard doesn't even have a wall, isn't it worse than the first season?"

"It's refreshing in my heart!"

"What a pitiful fat man."

After seeing the house, Huang Sanshi, He Ling, Zhang Zifeng, and Peng Yuchang were sitting under the eaves, collectively silent, occasionally sighing, accompanied by bleak background music, it was also very emotional.

Here, Li Tiezhu was playing with the stone mill, spinning around and adding some water to it.

He Ling was surprised: "Tie Zhu, are you not disappointed? A mushroom house like this, are you not disappointed?"

Li Tiezhu: "It's a matter of mine! I'm not permanent. Take it as metamorphosis!"

Huang Sanshi: "He is free, we are desolate..."

Peng Peng smiled bitterly: "Brother Zhu, to be honest, I actually want you to help me replace this season."

Li Tiezhu: "Hey! This stone mill can still be used. It can grind soy milk, rice noodles and so on."

Huang Sanshi: "I'm not in that mood. Besides, there is no donkey at home, so you left again. Who is it?"

Li Tiezhu: "It's also..."

Barrage:

"So, Li Tiezhu = donkey?"

"No! Li Tiezhu ≥ Donkey."

"Please come, Yu Qian, Teacher Li and Li Tielu and Donkey..."

Huang Sanshi was there again in the five-sided wind-leaking pergola in the Tucao Yard. Even the ceiling was covered with only a few wooden slats. What's the point? He sneered, the show crew thought we would fix him? Impossible, absolutely impossible!

Huang Sanshi stood up: "I promise I won't match it!"

Then, the program team released the pictures of the following several periods of diligent repairs and slapped their faces on the spot.

Ah! man!

Coupled with the special effect of Huang Sanshi's face being beaten and swollen, one word, absolutely!

At this time, you need to call the director team to come out and talk.

Huang Sanshi: "Props, scenes... have the budgets come down? That's it?"

The staff appeared with signs of ancestral indifference. Only the director was unique. His face was arrogant.

Director: "Our show is still rich, huh~"

This hum is very essence, a hum says a lot of content, we are super rich, just don't want to spend it for you, hey, just for fun!

Barrage:

"Laughing to death hahaha..."

"As long as the first two seasons have been better for others, this season will not be so miserable."

"The words on the director's face have changed!"

"The courage is fat."

"Huh, my aunt and my aunt are all laughing apart."

Director: "Let's talk about it. The difference from previous years is because in previous years we lived in a house from a fellow villager. This year this house has been unoccupied for a long time..."

The four of them had constipation expressions and talked to the director about how they hurt each other.

Finally, the director said: "There are two good news."

The four of Mushroom House still can't lift the interest.

Director: "You don't need to charge rent and utilities this year as before. So you don't have to work. Another is the warehouse. If you want to change food from the warehouse, you can plant trees..."

After simply clarifying the rules of planting trees for materials, the four of them were still unhappy.

Huang Sanshi smiled bitterly and asked, "Does warehouse theft count as illegal?"

The director immediately woke up: "Oh yes, the warehouse is easy to be stolen, and someone should be sent to guard the warehouse at night, and write it down..."

"Sucking..."

Li Tiezhu ate the instant noodles and walked over from behind the show crew. Then, the aroma of pickled pepper and beef entered the mushroom house courtyard.

The program group stayed, and the Mushroom House group of four stayed too.

Huang Sanshi stood up first and smiled: "Tie Zhu, did you get it in the warehouse?"

Li Tiezhu took a sip of soup and squeezed in from the program group: "Ang! Otherwise? Go to the village shop to buy it? Shouldn't it cost money? Besides, there is hot water in the warehouse."

Huang Sanshi: "Hahahaha... Nice job."

Peng Peng and his sister are still in the petrochemical industry, so there is such an operation?

He Ling: "Zizi, when did you go by?"

Li Tiezhu said: "When Teacher Huang called the director team to come over, I went there. I knew you had to say a rule for ten to several minutes. It was very boring. Go eat instant noodles, what's wrong?"

He Ling: "It's okay! You did a great job."

It turned out that Li Tiezhu walked out swaggeringly when they just gathered, and the director group was also magical, and even said to the four resident guests for a long time without thinking of Li Tiezhu's absence.

Li Tiezhu took another sip of soup.

The assistant of the director team ordered: "There must be someone guarding during the day! The habitual bandit! It must be the habitual bandit!"

At this time, the word arrogance on the director's face disappeared, replaced by the word shame.

The director stopped Li Tiezhu again: "Li Tiezhu!"

Li Tiezhu was at a loss: "Huh? Do you want soup?"

Director: "Don't drink! I asked how you got in?"

Li Tiezhu: "I unscrewed the lock and went in. Then I soaked the noodles and screwed on the lock again. Don't worry, I locked the door."

director:"……"

Huang Sanshi said in a voice: "You didn't say that theft was illegal, you just said that you sent someone to guard it, so you can't blame Tie Zhu."

Director: "Okay! Let's forget it this time, we are careless, and we won't let you succeed next time!"

Li Tiezhu: "Really forget this time?"

Director: "Yes! Does it make you lose money?"

Li Tiezhu: "How could I give you money? Thinking too much, I mean..."

With that said, Li Tiezhu pulled open his army coat and glued eight packs of instant noodles with transparent glue inside. There were various flavors, of course, they were in bags.

Huang Sanshi smiled suddenly.

He Ling hurried up to "picking" the instant noodles. Peng Peng and his sister came back to life immediately, and ran over drooling.

director:"……"

He Ling took all the instant noodles and gave Peng Peng and his sister a bag each.

Li Tiezhu wiped the pockets of his army coat and "transformed" four ham sausages, which he handed to Peng Peng and his sister.

Peng Yuchang's smile gradually became perverted: "Thank you, Brother Zhu!"

My sister's eyes curled with a smile: "Brother Xie Zhu!"

He Ling took the two children to the kitchen.

Huang Sanshi walked up to Li Tiezhu, patted Li Tiezhu on the shoulder, and said to the director: "Be mentally prepared, I'm afraid I will scare you next."

Director: "What?"

Huang Sanshi: "Pillars, what else is there? Take them out."

From the other side of the pocket, Li Tiezhu took out a grass carp that was tightly wrapped in a plastic bag, then took out three spare ribs wrapped in a plastic bag from behind, and finally took out about half a catty of pork belly from his trouser pocket.

The army coat is big and thick, and it's really fit.

Huang Sanshi: "I knew it! Hahaha!"

Director: "Tie Zhu, you make me lose face."

Li Tiezhu: "You don't show your face, why do you want face?"

The director was speechless and suffered internal injuries. Just now he thought that there were only a few bags of instant noodles and nothing, so he said that this time, forget it, and now it’s not easy to take things back.

Li Tiezhu squatted under the eaves, and continued to drink soup: "Ziyouzyou~"

The director rolled his eyes and swallowed his mouth.

Li Tiezhu suddenly asked: "Director, after you send someone to guard the warehouse, you can't steal it. Then...is it illegal to rob?"

Director: "I'm breaking the law! You can't steal it! I found a tree that was worth ten times the value at a time."

The barrage was also crazy with laughter, Li Tiezhu looked silly, but he was so witty when he did something:

"Cowhide!"

"The director said, I'm too difficult!"

"It's said that Li Tiezhu is an enhanced version of Sun Lei, so I don't believe it."

"Is this a human thing?"

"Who is the program team to blame? I have dealt with Li Tiezhu so many times, don't learn your lesson?"

"As expected of my serious brother!"

"This is normal. It is not normal to have iron pillars without accident."

"Seeking the director's psychological shadow area."

"San Duo, be your own person!"

"If Xu Sanduo wants to have Li Tiezhu's sarcasm, "Soldier Assault" won't be so burning."

"Li Tiezhu never goes empty!"

Over there, Peng Peng and his sister were boiling water to prepare instant noodles. Huang Sanshi and He Ling walked back and praised Li Tiezhu for his sensibility and skill.

Li Tiezhu finished drinking the noodle soup, rest assured of the instant noodle box, raised his left arm, revealing a lollipop.

He Lingyixi: "What else?"

He was about to take out that lollipop, who knows, a long string of five in total.

Huang Sanshi: "Hahaha... I have Li Tiezhu in my family, so I don't want to worry about anything!"

After Peng Peng and his sister happily ate the instant noodles with ham, the five of them went on a boat to pick up the courier. It was the family property accumulated in the mushroom house in the previous two seasons, bedding, kitchen utensils, furniture, decorations, Wang Danluo’s pigs, etc. .

After that, everyone began to decorate the mushroom house. He Ling took Peng Peng and his younger sister to decorate the home, Li Tiezhu arranged the kitchen, and Huang Sanshi was putting pottery and other outdoor decorations, and then he went to help He Ling and the others nail nails.

After everything was set up, it looked like that, except for the old house, the familiar mushroom house was back.

Five people gathered in the living room, sitting on the floor on the carpet, making tea and drinking.

Li Tiezhu said with emotion: "In the past, the two elders only made coffee, or hand-ground coffee beans, now hehe...the quality of life is seriously declining!"

He Ling: "It's not easy!"

Huang Sanshi: "Cheers!"

Five people were drinking tea, and He Ling suddenly said, "I want to soak my feet."

Huang Sanshi: "After the shower, the five of us have a foot bath together."

You just talked with each other.

Gradually, the sky darkened, and it was time to prepare dinner again.

He Ling: "This tea is too oily, the more you drink, the more hungry you get."

Huang Sanshi: "Get some food!"

Li Tiezhu: "Okay."

At this time weird music came outside, and five people went out to have a look-surprise!

A small wooden table was filled with various ingredients, a total of ten bowls.

The director explained: "Although Li Tiezhu's behavior this afternoon is very indifferent to martial arts, our program group still chooses to repay grievances with virtue! This is the meat dish welfare center."

He Ling: "What do you mean?"

Director: "The production team is stingy~www.wuxiaspot.com~ but the customers are generous."

Everyone cheered, eager to try.

The director introduced: "This is the hoof squash provided by the special loser, the ribs of a certain treasure buying vegetables, the four giwei shrimps provided by the evil gang, and the five bean sprouts provided by the seven cats idiot novels... the Saturnian integrated stove leather shoes, no, Without leather shoes, 500 grams of fungus as a gift..."

Huang Sanshi: "The Saturnians should send leather shoes. The road here is not good."

Li Tiezhu: "Yes! Their leather shoes are resistant to manufacture."

Huang Sanshi also had a bad smile. With so many delicious foods, **** to heaven instantly. He said, "Is this just taken away?"

The director handed out ten bamboo loops: "No, no, only the ones in the set can be taken away."

The five people in the mushroom house suddenly collapsed. Damn, the routine is too deep!

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