Earthy Superstar

Chapter 475: : Making things worse

   Chapter 472

  Zheng Yanzi circled the display: "What is this?"

  Qin Tao: "Monitor, haven't you seen a computer monitor? It may also be an all-in-one."

  Zheng Yanzi slapped it away with a backhand slap: "We are primitive people, how can we know the computer? You are not from our tribe? I suspect you are a spy!"

  Qin Tao covered his face: "Huh?"

  Li Tiezhu steals music, Qin Tao is often beaten by Zheng Yan, for various reasons.

  Qin Tao came back in anger, kicked the stone beside the fire to vent, but kicked Li Tiezhu's fish into the fire.

   "Fuck! Groove! Groove..."

  Li Tiezhu quickly took the branch to get the fish out, but unfortunately it was too late, and the fish had already battered.

  Qin Tao looked innocent: "Try it, are you familiar?"

  Li Tiezhu's expression is similar to constipation.

  Qin Tao: “It’s nothing if you paste it up. You can’t waste food. Surviving in the wild is so easy? Right? Be strong!”

  Li Tiezhuxin said, I am strong, your uncle!

Barrage:

   "It's too Coke, I finally know why the show team has arranged such three guests to restrain each other."

  "Li Tiezhu>Zheng Yanzi>Qin Tao>Li Tiezhu, endless loop."

  "The three of them are high school classmates and have a good relationship."

   "Three stars in one class are also great."

   "Zheng Yanzi is the strongest. She won the French Open at the age of nineteen."

   "I don't watch sports programs, but Jung Yanzi is really beautiful."

   "Oriental Sharapova, are you happy after opening it?"

   "Li Tiezhu has eaten, the fish are burnt, right? I really don't pick it."

   "This show, chase it!"

  "I have never seen a show that can make Li Tiezhu so miserable!"

   "It's horrible and terrible!"

  At this time, Sun Xixi pointed to the display and said, “This is the magic mirror for you to talk to the friendly tribe, but because the distance is too far, the communication is not smooth, and the communication may not be successful.”

  The three of Li Tiezhu didn’t care about the **** mirror. The fish was grilled, and they started to eat. They set a stone stand by the fire, added water in the iron pan, and prepared to boil the chicken breast for Zheng Yanzi.

  As a professional athlete, she has always been very harsh on herself, eating boiled chicken **** every day.

  In addition, she also eats hot pot, skewers, barbecue, pancakes, milk tea, ice cream, cola, spicy strips, potato chips, fried chicken, French fries, beer, etc. Generally speaking, she may still be more homemade.

what!

  Li Tiezhu was gnawing on the grilled fish, the magic mirror on the opposite side suddenly lit up, and familiar music sounded.

  At a glance, Deng Chao sent a video call.

leave!

  It turned out to be a large phone!

  Used to contact the guests who are coming? Phone like a mushroom house?

  Li Tiezhu nibble on the charred grilled fish, go to the monitor and slide the button to switch on the video.

  "Hello? Hello, Brother Chao."

   "Tie Zhu, I will look at you... Haha! What do you eat? Charcoal?"

  "Grilled fish. Look, it's just burnt."

   "Hahaha... I am happy to see you having a miserable life."

   "Why? Are you going to be a guest? The shooter director said that this monitor is for talking to the guest."

   "Don't get me wrong! I won't come, I just want to take a look at your situation."

  "Hey, there are big mountains around, no houses, no food, and no electricity. The fire was just made by drilling wood."

  "Do you still drill wood to make fire? Hehe! It's fun."

   "Do you want to come? The scenery is good."

  "Um...resolutely do not come, I am stupid! You are such a tough person, who is gnawing charcoal, I come and drink the northwest wind? I don’t!"

  "This is grilled fish."

  "It’s the fish that was grilled into charcoal! I'm going to laugh at me, no, I have to record the screen and send it to the deer. Hahaha..."

   "So, Brother Chao! Are you playing this video to laugh at me?"

  "Otherwise? It's rare to encounter such a happy thing, how can I miss it? Hahahaha...you turn the camera around and I will look at the surrounding environment."

"Bye."

   "Don't, I just recorded it..."

   "Beep!"

  Li Tiezhu angrily hung up the video, Deng Chao is too improper! I had known this a long time ago, when I recorded "Flying" last time, he should be cruel.

   Before hanging up, he also checked the time on the screen, it was half past eleven.

  The water is boiling, and half a catty of chicken breast is put into the pot.

  Li Tiezhu couldn’t help being a little bit gluttonous. Although the chicken breast was not tasty, it was meat after all.

  Qin Tao even ate two grilled fish, drooling at the chicken breast.

  Zheng Yanzi has always been domineering. After the chicken breast is cooked, the water is poured out, and the chicken breast is chopped into ten pieces with a kitchen knife. After all, the cutting board is not available. Then, sprinkle a little salt, and she eats it with her hands.

Barrage:

   "Zheng Yanzi is really rough too!"

   "Chop chicken breast in an iron pan."

  "You can see the domineering from her actions, no wonder she is the champion."

   "This show has found the right person. Fortunately, it's not Song Zhuer."

   "The serious brother is reluctant to bear the iron head baby to suffer."

   "Did you not find out? Zheng Yanzi did not wear makeup."

   "Isn't it plain makeup?"

   "No! It's pure plain makeup. When she plays tennis, she also has plain makeup."

   "And this show didn't use beauty filters."

   "I'm going, both of those saliva dripped out!"

  Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao sat on the rocks and watched, Harazi couldn't help it.

  "Is it delicious? Xiong Er."

  "Generally, the meat quality is not good, but the nutrition is good! Xiongda, why are you weird?"

   "I smell the fragrance too, I really want to eat chicken."

   "Sao Zhu, you should lose weight, and this show will just give you weight loss."

   "Don't shout, my flower name is Master Yumian."

   "Jade-faced Sao Zhu!"

  Zheng Yanzi was very full, but Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao were miserable, but they had no food.

Li Tiezhu said: "Looking at this situation, we can only eat fish at night, but we can make fish soup. In the afternoon we have to do a lot, mainly to build a shelter. I will arrange it, because I am lame this time. You can’t go too far, there are many things you need to do."

  Qin Tao: "Xiong Er can carry you to chop trees or something."

  Li Tiezhu looked at Qin Tao speechlessly, with subtitles and words: petting eyes.

  Qin Tao was honest after being punched by Zheng Yanzi.

Li Tiezhu continued: "First, you go to the back of the waterfall and chop five bamboos. Then, go to the pine forest opposite to collect some pine resin and pine branches. Finally, I need a lot of thatch, which is available by the river. These jobs will only be available this time. If you can do it, I can only do manual work here."

  Zheng Yanzi promised: "Okay!"

  Qin Tao complained, "How can we finish so much work?"

  Li Tiezhu: "You can sleep in the wild if you can't finish it. You can choose by yourself."

   Then, Qin Tao was beaten by Zheng Yanzi again, and immediately felt more comfortable, and his mood became more positive, and he took the axe and followed Zheng Yanzi to chop the bamboo.

  Five bamboos, it took a full two hours to get them back.

  After finishing the bamboo, Li Tiezhu also built an earthen stove with stone and yellow mud. At the same time, he used a saw to transform a dozen bamboo tubes. At this time, the lame Li Tiezhu was weaving the rope with thatch.

After a while, Li Tiezhu gave Zheng Yanzi and Qin Tao the bamboo tube tied with the straw rope, and said: "Go to the other side to get the pine resin. It is very simple. Peel off the bark on the pine tree, cut a gap, and then hang the bamboo tube underneath. When we have enough pine resin, we can keep the fire burning without having to drill the wood to make the fire every time...By the way, we will cut some pine branches and use it as a torch."

  Two people crossed the river and went to work.

  Li Tiezhu used a knife to arrange the bamboo, quickly weaving a few bamboos, and then weaving two very very crude baskets, and tied the straw ropes to make the simplest baskets.

  Next, Zheng Yanzi and Qin Tao returned, each holding a few pine branches more than one meter long, and their labor efficiency was very low.

  This also confirms the necessity for Li Tiezhu to weave the back basket.

Send the two back baskets to Zheng Yanzi and Qin Tao. When Li Tiezhu was about to send them to the other side to continue cutting the pine branches, Sun Xixi came again. This time, he was eating with a bowl of rice in his hand. Although it is not very rich, it is a serious food after all.

  Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao swallowed their saliva at the same time, also very spineless.

  After all, I’m really hungry!

  From morning till now, it's past three o'clock, and I only ate a piece of charred grilled fish.

Sun Xihe said: "This is how it happened. The first accident happened. When a cute adult wild boar was looking for food on the mountain, it was disturbed by the wolves and rushed down the mountain, damaging your new soil. The stove, a newly made bamboo basket was broken. Fortunately... the iron pan did not break."

  Li Tiezhu: "Where did the wild boar come from?"

  Sun Xixi: "In the later stage, remember to make a wild boar special effect."

Therefore, when the show was broadcast, five-mao special effects were performed again. A wild boar that looked exactly like Sun Hehe screamed and rushed down from the mountain, crashed the earthen stove and a back basket, and then used the triumphant skill of Taxue Wuhen. , Rushed across the river and got into the forest on the opposite side. The reason why it floated over from the water instead of wading in splashes of water, the program group gave a caption description:

  "Splash effects are too expensive, give up, just get what you want. Let's make do with it!"

Barrage:

"unacceptable!"

   "Xiuer."

   "The wild boar is too realistic, right? It's a Hollywood special effect."

   "I am so stupid."

   "The face of the wild boar, is it the face of the direct PS director?"

   "Too hasty..."

   "Families that are not already rich are getting worse again!"

   "Li Tiezhu's craftsmanship is really awesome."

   "The program group is too dogged, let's kill the hot pot."

  Li Tiezhu’s anger, can it still be like this? Laozi's hard work for an hour!

   Say it's gone?

  Sun Xixi waved ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Several staff members came up, smashed Li Tiezhu's earthen stove with a hammer, and stomped a back basket to smash.

  Sound effect: "Oh huh..."

  Li Tiezhu: "Sagittarius, what are you special about...this, this is illogical and reasonable. If a wild boar rushes over and I hack it to death, I will have food! Your design is unreasonable."

  Sun Xixi said slowly: "You have a lame leg now, and you can't exert any strength. Besides, the wild boar has strayed into it! It...what bad thoughts can it have?"

  Li Tiezhu was speechless and could only cover his face. It was too difficult for me!

  Zheng Yanzi couldn't help but want to beat Sun Xixi, but Qin Tao stopped her.

   "Points to be deducted..."

After Sun Xixi announced the accident, she picked up a piece of twice-cooked pork and shook: "Look! The best pork belly, it can be fragrant and fragrant! This is the food of the gods, envy? Come on! Primitives!"

  Li Tiezhu: "I will add your grandma!"

   later changed this sentence to: "I add you beep!"

  (End of this chapter)

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