Earthy Superstar

As soon as the director waved his hand, a group of staff came over carrying bamboo poles. The bamboo pole is about one meter high, with a 20 cm square card inserted on it, with pictures of corresponding objects and names written on the cards.

Sun Xixi drew a line on the ground outside the courtyard. The staff took a measuring tape to measure the distance to insert the bamboo poles. The closest offline was a cutting board, five meters away, and then a bamboo pole was inserted every one meter, namely blankets, candles, and tableware. , Soybeans, rice, fishing tackle, tableware, kettle and toilet.

　　 The toilet is a full 14 meters away from the starting line, almost plunged into the river.

　　 Next, the staff brought five balls, from large to small, basketball, football, shot put, tennis and table tennis.

　　 Sun Xixi: "Each of you chooses a ball, and each has three chances. You can get the corresponding item by hitting which card."

　　 Li Tiezhu: "I think you look like a ball. I want to twist your head off and kick it, one kick is accurate."

　　 Sun Xixi lay down on the ground: "Come on!"

　　 Luhani took advantage of the situation and raised his trouser legs: "I'll send this free kick."

　　 said and started to run.

　　 Sun Xixi was taken aback, and bounced and said: "Forget it, my head is irregular, I am afraid that it will affect the accuracy, so what? You choose your own ball."

　　 Chen Chichi lying on a bamboo bed in the courtyard: "Does the handicapped have to choose too? Is this show so unfriendly?"

　　 Sun hee hee: "Oh, yes! Teacher Chen Chichi suffered a back injury in this period, so he can only throw the ball while lying down, otherwise it will be invalid."

　　 Qin Tao: "This is too cruel, right?"

　　 Zheng Yanzi said: "If I have a racket, I can hit all tennis balls, but I don't have a racket."

　　 "Carry me over! I want basketball, and I want to cast into the show team to doubt my life!"

　　 Chen Chichi put down his cell phone and shouted.

　　 Li Tiezhu, Qin Tao and Luhani lifted him out of the bed and handed him a basketball.

　　 Chen Chichi hugged the ball: "Say! What do you want?"

　　 Li Tiezhu: "If conditions permit, of course it is to get a bathroom."

　　 Chen Chichi: "Do you think I can throw that far on my stomach?"

　　 Li Tiezhu said: "Then you can just watch it."

　　 Chen Chichi charged up and threw the ball, but his posture was wrong, so he didn't hit any one. The second and third time he returned without success, and he didn't even get the most recent one.

　　 After throwing it away, Chen Chi smiled awkwardly: "Hahaha...I can throw it out and it’s not bad. This is called physically disabled."

　　 Luhani said: "I think you have a brain-depleted body, can't you lie on your back and throw it? That might be punctual."

　　 Chen Chichi: "Okay, I'm tired, lift me back and rest."

　　 No one cares about him.

　　 Next is Luhani. He chose football, run-up, and kicked a low ball. Because the bamboo pole is not in a straight line, it is not easy to take aim.

Snapped!

bingo! Five catties of soybeans.

　　 A few people suddenly cheered up and gave high fives to celebrate.

　　 The second time he missed, Luhani said: "Director group, the ball you provided is not good, it's a bit floaty."

　　 Sun hehe threw a shot ball on the ground: "Then I will give you a different one."

　　 Luhani: "Is it so cruel?"

　　Chen Chi Equator: "Little deer, kick! How about rewarding a villa for kicking in the program group?"

　　Luhani: "Get out! Rewarding a community won't work."

　　 Li Tiezhu picked up the shot put: "Oh! Isn't this too heavy?"

　　 Zheng Yanzi said: "A man shot fourteen and a half catties, how far can you throw it?"

　　 Li Tiezhu said: "Don't throw it, I want the shot! Used to smash things."

　　 Luhani kicked again and got his fishing tackle.

　　 Next is Qin Tao. He chose table tennis. After all, the tennis must be reserved for Zheng Yanzi, and he can't throw the shot.

try{mad1(\'gad2\');}catch(ex){}　　 The ping pong ball is more floating, and you can't aim at all, you can only look at luck.

　　 Qin Tao hit Sun Xixi's face with a ping pong ball for the first time, at an angle of forty-five degrees from the target direction.

　　 Sun Xixi rubbed his face: "I suspect you did it on purpose."

　　 Luhani laughed and took off his headband, and blindfolded Qin Tao: "Taozi, you should throw it blindfolded, maybe it will be on time."

　　 The second time he failed, and the third time, Qin Tao, blindfolded, miraculously hit the nearest brand, two cutting boards.

　　 The staff took the bamboo pole that was smashed back.

　　 Chen Chichi saw that his eyes almost jumped out: "What the hell? Sao Zhu obviously threw it in the other direction...Hahaha, crazy!"

　　 Luhani also laughed madly.

　　 Qin Tao took off the headband and put on a powerful look for our workers: "From now on, please call me the blind man!"

　　 Li Tiezhu: "Good blind pig."

　　 Zheng Yanzi: "Good blind pig."

　　 It's time for Li Tiezhu. Zheng Yanzi helped him correct his shot-throwing action and the way of exerting force. After all, the shot is too heavy and the wrong posture is really easy to get injured.

　　 This is really difficult. The nearest bamboo pole is now six meters away. Although Li Tiezhu is in good health, he is not professional, and the shot throw distance is just over ten meters.

　　The key, those cards are one meter high from the ground.

　　 It's good to be able to throw it to the distance, let alone aiming.

　　 Therefore, Li Tiezhu chose the nearest bamboo pole. Only when he had enough energy, he had time to aim, and the two throws were a little worse.

　　 For the third time, Li Tiezhu was lucky and won and got four blankets.

　　 Until now, no one dared to mention the bathroom, it was too far away.

　　 Finally, it was time for Zheng Yanzi, she tossed the tennis ball.

　　 Li Tiezhu: "Are you sure?"

　　 Zheng Yanzi: "If I were a baseball player, that would definitely be fine, but I am a tennis player, how can I be sure?"

　　 "Then wait, I'll try to make you a racket."

　　 After speaking, Li Tiezhu turned and ran into the yard.

　　 Zheng Yanzi: "Director! Pause."

　　 Sun hee hee doesn’t mind. If it is time-out, it will be time-out. Can this condition really make a tennis racket? What international joke?

　　Luhani took Zheng Yanzi's tennis ball and tried to throw it a few times. It was very difficult.

　　 After a while, Li Tiezhu came back and mysteriously took out his homemade tennis racket from behind: "Dangdangdang!"

　　 "Hahahahahaha..."

　　 Chen Chichi laughed and fell off the bamboo bed, and continued to roll on the ground.

　　 Luhani squatted on the ground with a smile, wiping tears.

　　 The people in the director group also laughed, Zheng Yanzi smiled and covered her face, only Qin Tao's expression on her face was irresistible, and she stopped talking.

　　 I saw that Li Tiezhu’s bamboo strip was rolled in a ring, the two ends were closed, and a thin bamboo strip was tied to make a hand grip. This thing is very similar to a rural child hanging a spider web to catch butterflies and birds. But what is even better is the mesh. It is a pair of boxer shorts that are tightly popped. It is yellow with a Pikachu pattern on it. Yes, it is Qin Tao's boxer shorts.

Barrage:

　　 "I am stupid!"

　　 "If the wall is not convinced, I will convince you..."

　　 "Li Tiezhu: My **** hands-on ability."

　　 "Are boxers serious?"

　　 "My God, Li Tiezhu is not a fool."

　　 "Whose underwear? Pikachu!"

　　"Is it serious brother's?

　　 Li Tiezhu was very proud: "Xiong Er, try to call it hand."

　　 Zheng Yanzi did not answer, and took a step back: "You...Bah! I don't use Qin Tao's underwear as a racket."

　　 Qin Tao: "Li Tiezhu, are you special... No, Xiong Er, how do you know this is mine and not Li Tiezhu's?"

try{mad1(\'gad2\');}catch(ex){}　　 Zheng Yanzi is also vigorous: "His **** is not that big."

　　 Qin Tao: "……"

　　 Chen Chichi, who had just eased his anger, hugged his head and laughed again with Luhani. Dignified French Open champion, playing with a **** racket?

　　 Li Tiezhu said: "A bigger net is good for hitting the ball, hold it, hold it..."

　　 "I won't take it!"

　　 "Hold it."

"roll!"

　　 "It's clean, it's not just picked off, don't believe you smell it?"

　　 "Smell your uncle..."

　　 "Think about the bathroom, do you want to run more than 100 meters to the bathroom every time?"

"Uh……"

　　 "Do you think the female guests who come in the future will rush more than 100 meters to go to the bathroom? Our conditions are difficult, in case of diarrhea..."

"do not talk!"

　　 Finally, Zheng Yanzi rolled her eyes and took the delicate tennis racket.

　　 Li Tiezhu: "Xiong Er, you are now the hope of the whole village! First practice accuracy, I will pick up the ball for you."

　　 Zheng Yanzi waved the racket with her yellow panties, she was speechless to the extreme, but life still has to go on, so come on.

　　 hit a few shots against the fence of the yard. It was unexpectedly good. Although the shot strength is much weaker than the real racket, if you get used to it, it will be a little smoother.

　　 "Okay! Let's start!"

　　 Zheng Yanzi's expression became serious, and she tossed the ball up, took off lightly, and shook it vigorously.

　　嘭!

　　 The tennis ball flew out, drawing a beautiful curve.

Snapped.

　　 The farthest toilet card was hit.

　　 "Wow! This is too accurate, right?"

　　 "I rely on..."

　　 "As expected of the French Open champion!"

　　 "Handsome blown up!"

　　 "The **** racket is high, and the iron pillar is good."

　　 "This is precision guidance!"

　　 The other four yelled, as if they had won the Mark Six lottery.

Zheng Yanzi is still calm, as if standing in the finals, maintaining her unique serving rhythm, holding the ball in her left hand and wiping the non-existent sweat on her forehead with the back of her hand~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Behind the ears, look at the target, throw the ball, take off, and swing.

Snapped.

　　 The kettle is ready!

　　 Luhani: "Hahaha, Sun Xixi's face is green. Was it unexpected? Was it surprised?"

　　 Chen Chichi said: "Yanzi is a walking department store."

　　 Zheng Yanzi also came with confidence, turned her head to look at Li Tiezhu: "What else do you want? Tableware?"

　　 means, I will fight what you want, foolproof.

　　 Li Tiezhu was also very excited, and said, "You can cook your own meals. Take the staple food! Rice!"

　　 "K!"

　　 Zheng Yanzi hit the ball again, hitting the target without surprise.

　　 Three catties of rice are in hand.

　　 A few people were too hilarious, and excitedly hugged each other and jumped to celebrate the great harvest.

　　 Finally, Qin Tao raised the racket and said: "I don't need pants! Keep this racket, let's give it up!"

　　 Zheng Yanzi: "Are you disgusting?"

Qin Tao said solemnly: "No! It is sacred, it symbolizes our unity, struggle and sincere cooperation. The racket is made of iron pillars, the pants are worn by me, and the racket is used by you. It’s so rare!"

　　 Chen Chichi doesn’t think it’s too much to watch the excitement: "I think Taozi is okay with what he said! Give it up, hang in the most conspicuous place in the living room."

　　 Then, when the director group brought the prizes that everyone had won.

　　 All five of them are stupid, their smiles froze on their faces.

　　PS:

　　 I feel sick today and have a bit of diarrhea, so I shouldn’t add more. Let’s do three normal shifts, and I’ll add them tomorrow. Thanks!