Earthy Superstar

When he left, Guo Dalin sent Li Tiezhu out of Taohuawu, and thanked him again. He invited Li Tiezhu to appear as a free guest appearance. In fact, he also used Li Tiezhu's influence to gain popularity for the new show.

At this time, the show has been recorded, and the speech becomes more casual.

Li Tiezhu said: "Everyone says I am a non-staff member of Yunde Society, so why are you still polite? You don't think I'm too cruel."

Guo Dalin gave Li Tiezhu a thumbs up: "It's also really cruel. I was embarrassed by cancer when you were stunned, you know? That's you, otherwise no one can cure those three sisters, and I will stay with them two when I think of it. In ten days, my hair was terrified."

"You get used to it after a long time, and haven't you found that those two actresses are not fuel-efficient lamps?"

"Hey, my brother Zhu, don't tell me, Meng Zuoyi, I don't know, I went to pick you up today, good fellow, I almost didn't move the house and chatted along the way and I was confused."

"be strong!"

Li Tiezhu patted Guo Dalin on the shoulder, encouraging.

Guo Dalin: "I can't die anyway. I have a father. They don't dare to go too far. So what, do you know about Taozi? Tell me about him."

Li Tiezhu was about to open the door, wondering: "Isn't he working at your Yunde agency?"

"Don't mention that you are still at work! Last week, I went to the stage with him, guess what? He has soft legs and almost didn't fall a big somersault. It's because I supported him."

"What? Sick?"

"No, that's it. It's been half a month since the mildew and mildew came, and Taozi was getting thinner and sluggish. It's not that I exaggerated! It's true. No, I'm here to record the show, and he has no partner. , I took leave to go to the United States again. I'm afraid he died in the United States. Do you understand that?"

"It's okay, when I look back, I will teach him two tricks to protect himself."

"Oh! What a trick? Can I share it?"

"Brother Dalin, don't you have no girlfriend?"

"How skillful you don't press your body, your dad said."

"Well, it's okay to tell you. The textbook says that the biggest difference between humans and animals lies in the use of tools."

Li Tiezhu leaned against the car door and taught Guo Dalin a trick with a face of reverence. The latter frowned and nodded, obviously benefiting a lot. Li Tiezhu has never been a self-concealed person, and Guo Dalin is so agile and easy to learn, humble and humble.

"Good guy, so many tricks?"

"Every line is rich and profound. I didn't know anything before. I knew that relying on the body to stubbornly eat the opponent humans has experienced three technological revolutions. Now it has just moved from the electrical age to the artificial intelligence age, and this tool is even more high-end. NS"

"If you want to do good things, you must first sharpen your tools. Listening to your words is better than reading ten years."

"Don't rely too much on tools. You need to be hard when you strike iron. Exercising more can make you invincible."

"Suddenly I want to work out"

Guo Dalin smiled obviously wretched, and he was clever and smart on weekdays, but at this time he was a little Guo Gangde alive. This is what he is in the real state, and the exquisite and exquisite image is a mask.

Li Tiezhu said: "The body is the foundation, and technology must not be abandoned."

"Why talk about what technology is so mysterious?"

A female voice mellowed, and then Meng Zuoyi, in a pink suit, floated out of the night, his expression a bit coquettish.

Guo Dalin panicked: "It's nothing."

Li Tiezhu was full of nonsense: "If the law is not taught to Liu Er, I can't tell you the specifics. Didn't you say that you want to eat up all the Mala Tang? Finished it?"

Meng Zuoyi: "Can that take it seriously? The show is just set up. I took a few casual shots and came out to breathe out, and then I met you two sneaky."

Guo Darin cried out: "What sneaky? I'm asking Brother Zhu to teach me about cross talk. Professionals are communicating frankly."

It's really frank enough, Li Tiezhu said heartily, I have handed over everything from the meeting to him anyway.

Meng Zuoyi suspiciously said: "Really? Tie Zhu, you teach him to talk about cross talk? His father is Guo Gangde."

Li Tiezhu: "Isn't it Teacher Lu?"

Guo Dalin laughed and scolded: "Fuck you! He really taught me to talk about cross talk. Now my father is a cross talk world champion, he is a cross talk world Teddy. He is teaching me how to use technology to conquer the audience. If you want the audience to laugh, let the audience laugh. How loud, how loud."

Li Tiezhu: "That's not necessarily true. The size of the sound is determined by the audience's physical quality. Some laugh quickly but shortly, some laugh slowly but persistently, and others laugh to death as soon as you speak."

Guo Dalin agrees: "I want more audiences too."

Meng Zuoyi: "You don't have many audiences? There are hundreds of people in each show, right?"

Guo Dalin laughed: "That would have exhausted me, I would vomit blood, and my body can't stand it. Say goodbye! I'll go back and eat some more, Brother Zhu, I'll ask you another day. Take care!"

Li Tiezhu: "Goodbye, Brother Da Lin."

Guo Dalin left, because he could see that Meng Zuoyi had something to do with Li Tiezhu, so he could only say that brothers take care.

"Goodbye, sister."

Li Tiezhu opened the door and drilled inward.

Meng Zuoyi walked around from the front of the car, opened the door of the co-pilot, and sat in.

Li Tiezhu was at a loss: "What are you doing? I'm leaving now."

Meng Zuoyi smiled seductively and raised his eyebrows to look at Li Tiezhu: "You said the cross talk is very powerful?"

Li Tiezhu: "It's okay."

"Then what kind of audience do you think I am? Is it funny? Or is it not funny?"

"It's hard to laugh, you seem to have super taste, we are all vulgar jokes."

"Then you are wrong, me, it's so funny, and it's endless, and it's very loud with one puff, and you can laugh from start to finish."

"what???"

"Really! I have a very low smile. I don't need any props. I can laugh to death when you move your mouth."

"Heh what, I should go now."

"Will you come tomorrow?"

"I don't know, originally I only came for one issue, but if I have time, I will come to this show again. It's very interesting."

"It's a bunch of weird things on this show that are interesting, right? They are all people with abnormal brains, the only two that are normal, and we are squeezed to death by crazy women like us."

"Yes."

"Do you really dare to agree, do you say there are more cross talks, or more cross talks?"

"What I don't say is just a joke."

"It seems that many mouthfuls are also common! Tsk tsk you know that you are not an honest person, I know it from the moment I met you today. How about, do you want to say cross talk to me? In the car. Sister laughed to you."

"No, I'm not a professional in cross talk."

"Then leave a contact information, and when you have time to listen to your cross talk, you will be an audience. For an audience like me with a very low smile, you will have a sense of accomplishment! Trust me."

"OK."

Meng Zuoyi leaned close to Li Tiezhu's face and breathed out, "Goodbye, master of cross talk!"

After all, she got out of the car and left without looking back.

Li Tiezhu shrugged, that's it? Compared to a cat who is not paying for his life, it is a thousand miles away, and there is no fluctuation in my heart.

Pushing down the two hard gears, Li Tiezhu kicked the accelerator and left.

Walking out a few meters enchantingly, Meng Zuoyi looked back at the domestically-made car that was going away, with a weird smile, and licked his mouth, stretched out his hand to grasp the car, and shook it with confidence.

"You can't escape the palm of my hand! Little Junior Brother."

Li Tiezhu drove directly back to the villa and saw Song Zhu'er swinging his whip.

After parking the car, Li Tiezhu came to the yard to watch Songzhu's spinning tops. He only found it funny. Compared with my Zhuer, those in Taohuawu weren't crazy. Lengba changed hands and gave the spinning top to Shochikuer, because she found that her back injury was more serious after a few times of pumping.

Snapped! Snapped!

"How about the show?"

Song Zhuer asked.

Li Tiezhu said: "It's very interesting. I am going to go again. I have never seen such a messy and embarrassing show. Come with me tomorrow."

Song Zhuer received the top and sat on Li Tiezhu’s lap: “No, I’m going to sleep late. In the afternoon, Sister Zhuang made an appointment with a director of the crew for a drink. She had to recharge and lay him down. Hey, the current film appointment is difficult to get. Sister Zhuang is so anxious to death."

"Let my studio help."

"I want to have a baby."

"My studio now has a lot of resources, so I can find a way to get you movie resources, not necessarily the heroine, but the role will not be too few."

"It's best to have a girl, and so can a boy."

"It's getting late, go upstairs."

"Girls want to be as beautiful as me, boys should be as strong as you."

"did you drink?"

"No, who drank the spinning top?"

"Then what do you say strange things?"

"It's not weird to sniff, you knew I wanted to have a baby at the age of eighteen, and it's been three years now! The years are merciless!"

"Graduated and reborn."

Li Tiezhu took the weird pine and bamboo upstairs ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ and took a shower, and then went to change the script of the people in embarrassment. Today, after seeing the performance of the mob, Li Tiezhu suddenly got a little bit. New inspiration.

Song Zhu'er also took a bath, and then came to the living room to watch TV with a bottle of Erguotou, and found that Li Tiezhu's mobile phone popped up a message on the coffee table.

She picked up the phone, unlocked it, and clicked on WeChat.

A message from a guy named Meng Zuoyi: "Master of cross talk, are you home? My sister is so boring, this bad show is not interesting at all."

Song Zhu'er thought for a while, remembering who it was, Nortel's senior sister, also participated in Taohuawu.

Could it be that the smell of perfume on Tie Zhu's body belongs to her?

Song Zhu'er used Li Tiezhu's cell phone to reply: "Just arrived."

Meng Zuoyi: "Are you asleep?"

"No."

"Do you know? When you met today, you said I was not pretty. I was actually a little angry, but then suddenly I stopped being angry. Do you know why?"

"Oh."

"Because I found that you treat everyone like this, pretty cute."

"Um."

Song Zhu'er is well versed in Li Tiezhu's speaking routines, so when replying to the message, he is brief and concise, and reveals a kind of impatience, which is very Li Tiezhu.

Meng Zuoyi: "What's the matter? Is it inconvenient for you to speak? Why are you so perfunctory?"

Song Zhu'er smiled evilly and replied: "Zhu'er is asleep, afraid to wake her up."

After sending it out, Song Zhu'er found that it was still not poisonous enough and did not have the essence of Li Tiezhu, so he should call for help! There is not much difficulty, only brave animals. So, she sent the screenshot of the chat to the chat group of Sacred Tool Zoo, and shared with everyone to explain the situation concisely:

"Coordinates in Kyoto. Reporter Erha. I found the smell of wild animals in the master. How do I capture them? Please answer when you receive it, Oh Wall!"