Earthy Superstar
Chapter 551: : Confusing behavior
At this time, Zhang Tang called Su Long again, and the group of people from the Northeast over there were really happy. After all, the taste was the same. And Zhou Erkang, the "traitor" in Zhang Tang's family, was eating there too.
What bad thoughts can Teacher Zhou have?
He only feels desperate for these few in the family.
Meng Zuoyi yelled and forced: "Who look down on? I cook super delicious! It's your loss if you didn't eat the dishes I cooked!"
Zhou You and Lai Xiaolin kept silent, bowed their heads and ate silently.
Both of them are not small and transparent, they are relatively good newcomers in the circle. Except for Li Tiezhu's incomparable animals, they are not inferior to anyone. They are not inferior to the stupid Meng Zuoyi.
Zhou Erkang ignored Meng Zuoyi at all: "I'll look at the dishes made by Tie Zhu."
After showing off the Hechuan pork slices, pepper chicken and Mapo tofu, Zhang Tang skipped the ham and scrambled eggs and handed his mobile phone to Li Tiezhu: "Come on, look at their Northeast Brawl, a large amount of stuffing series."
Zhou Erkang: "Tie Zhu, although the Sichuan food you make is delicious and delicious, I like to eat light and healthy. I think Sichuan food is oily and spicy. It is just as unhealthy as hamburger fried chicken soda."
Ding!
In the classic cross-dimensional entertainment exchange system, an evil passive skill was activated.
Li Tiezhu said: "Teacher Zhou, don't you not eat at noon? Why do you eat so much oil?"
Zhou Erkang: "Huh?"
The other people on both ends of the phone were caught off guard against laughing, and Li Qinxue even choked with laughter.
Meng Zuoyi said with yin and yang strange air: "People are just talking about it, you won't take it seriously, will you?"
She behaves positively when it comes to offending people.
Zhou Erkang stubbornly explained: "That's because they eat irregularly and didn't make it right when it was time to eat."
Li Tiezhu: "Aren't you asking for baking soda to soak vegetables? Have you eaten pesticide stew?"
Zhou Erkang: "I, then you are on the last day of this show, do you have to be like this? I'm getting old while listening to your songs."
Li Tiezhu showed no mercy: "So you insisted on not eating after lunch for ten years. In fact, you didn't eat anything after midnight? You are organic and natural. In fact, if conditions do not permit, you can eat a little pesticide? And you insist on wearing it. A mask that has been used for fifteen years is not because of health, just because of your big nostrils?"
"Puff, cough cough cough"
Li Qinxue sprayed a piece of vermicelli from her nostril during the Chinese New Year.
Liu Mei also leaned forward with a smile.
On this side, Zhang Tang smiled and covered his face, Zhou and Lai Xiaolin murmured, Meng Zuoyi slapped the table and laughed loudly.
Zhou Erkang was unable to parry for a while: "Tie Zhu, don't spray for the sake of spraying, my persistence has my own reason."
Li Tiezhu: "Then why don't you stop eating after lunch? Is it because it tastes good?"
"I think"
"Does it taste good? Just say whether it tastes good or not."
"Uh, I think it's good. I was forced to give up because of irregularities here and not having enough food."
"Okay. What? After moving things this afternoon, I missed a bottle of Coke."
"I drank it, it's too hot. You forgot what I told you?"
"Hey!"
Li Tiezhu hung up with a beep, and gave high-fives to Meng Zuoyi, Zhang Tang and others. Zhou Erkang blew himself up.
Meng Zuoyi said, "I'm so angry that I can drink soda. Teacher Zhou seems to be unhappy in this show. It must be something we didn't do well, and it certainly won't be his problem!"
On the other side, Zhou Erkang explained: “It was because it was too hot at the time and moved things again, it was really hot”
Barrage:
"I'm a good boy, Zhou Erkang was talked up."
"Tie Zhu deserves to be the **** of sanctions."
"Don't eat after lunch, puff"
"Zhou Erkang actually drank Coke? I laughed so hard."
"Large face-slapped scene."
"In front of Li Tiezhu, no one pretended to be innocent."
"True Fragrance Law!"
"Ms. Zhou, don't look for supplements, the more you describe it, the darker it gets."
"Zhou Erkang: Dinner is so delicious, it has been a loss in the past ten years."
After eating and drinking, Li Tiezhu was about to say goodbye to everyone. Suddenly, he heard that Taohuawu was going to have another meeting again. He immediately became energetic and didn't mention the matter of leaving. In his opinion, the essence of Taohuawu lies in the meeting. After a group of people is divided into small groups, a few people have fun and happily. There is no conflict at all, and there is still a feeling of jumping.
So, he was going to attend this meeting again, mainly because Song Zhuer had finished drinking and took Hupengou friends to go to the beach, saying that it was to celebrate winning a good role.
On the way to the meeting room, Meng Zuoyi quietly said to Li Tiezhu: "Wait for me in the car after the meeting. It's cheaper for you."
Li Tiezhu thought, what? Are you coming to bribe me? I'm not coming to this show anymore.
After everyone arrived, Liu Mei first made a speech to set the main task of this meeting, which is what to do tomorrow.
The dock manager Chen San prepared a performance art sleep.
In short, it is to find an open space in the daytime, get a circle of sleeping bags, and a group of people sleep there for two or three hours.
After listening to Chen San’s description, the guests had different expressions. Those with low EQ directly showed the expression of a Japanese dog, those with medium EQ bowed their heads and pretended to be dead, and those with high EQ followed and repeated Chen San’s key words.
Su Lihui habitually raised her left eyebrow: "The projects are all, but I suddenly want to hear what the chief complaint officer thinks of this performance art."
Everyone looked at Li Tiezhu.
"Tie Zhu, what do you think?"
"Did Brother Zhu ever do performance art? Sounds cool, doesn't it?"
Li Tiezhu looked at a loss and carefully worded: "As for art, I don’t have much research. Everyone knows that I am a bun. Therefore, I don’t understand performance art. I just say it from the perspective of a bricklayer. It's just enough to support it."
Meng Zuoyi: "Puff said well."
Guo Dalin: "Sister Meng, you are not cool at all, why do you agree with Tie Zhu every time you say something? There is no opinion."
Meng Zuoyi: "Because he speaks cross talk so well! Ha!"
Chen San has a little frustration, saying: "Performance art is the least utilitarian art form and the most misunderstood by the public."
Li Tiezhu: "Art that is not accepted by the public cannot be called art."
Chen San waved his hand nervously: "I can give an example. A performance artist pushes a block of ice on the road and keeps walking until the ice block is gone. Then he asks the audience a soul torture. Is this in vain?"
Li Tiezhu: "Art is so cheap? It's called a dog to drive a motorcycle and don't understand science."
Chen San: "We are talking about art, not science."
Li Tiezhu shook his finger: "No, no, no, you are definitely not art, my son is open, this cliff is an act of confusing!"
"Ha ha ha ha"
"goose"
A group of guests turned over with laughter, and Peng Yue, the most introverted, laughed happily.
Chen San suddenly became extremely embarrassed.
Barrage:
"This performance art is so awkward!"
"Have your brain pumped? Can you do something meaningful?"
"It seems that Zhang Tang is the most sober."
"It's really impossible to learn from Sister Meng and pretend to be a demon."
"Tie Zhu is still ruthless!"
"The confusing behavior is well summarized, it's very performance art."
"Li Boqian: Gouging Moto doesn't understand science, when I carried Nima."
Li Tiezhu said: "Don't be afraid, I am not against you, I am just telling my own perception. You also know that I have no culture."
Chen San: "No, no, no, I welcome all comments and suggestions."
Li Tiezhu: "Let's tell you this. If what you are talking about is the transformation of performance art, then my brother Qin Tao is a master of performance art! Qin Tao knows it? He is the daughter-in-law of Guo Dalin."
Guo Dalin raised his hand to claim it at first, and then he cursed: "Go! That's my partner, saying that you may not know me. Let me tell you this, my new boyfriend, yes, you all know? It's the fat man. He has a lot of bewildering behavior, no, I mean, his performance art anytime, anywhere."
Li Tiezhu: "He really peeed upside down, and he ended up miserably."
Guo Dalin: "Last time, our master Yu drank liquor and smoked a cigarette. He had to show the master to extinguish the cigarette with his bare hands. My master almost got in that night."
Li Tiezhu said, "In short, I think it's meaningless to sleep collectively. It's better to knit a tree sweater for Ou Er. Of course, you should do it, I just talk about it. But there is one thing!"
Chen San: "You said."
Li Tiezhu: "I won't be here tomorrow, but remind the program crew to pay more attention to the conditions of the guests when they are bewildered. The weather is quite hot now. You just talk about sleeping. You don't know if you have heatstroke or sleep hard."
Chen San: "Uh"
He was obviously a little unhappy. This group of artists didn't understand art at all, especially the most talented and talented guy, who had no artistic perception at all.
The entertainment industry has fallen!
Liu Mei rounded off and said, "I hope everyone can support it, so let's go together! Let's do this bewildering behavior together."
Chen San is weak and weak: "It's performance art."
Liu Mei: "Ah yes, it's the art of deceiving behavior ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ performance art."
There was another laugh, and then everyone continued to have a meeting. There will be some performances tomorrow, which sounds boring, but fortunately Li Tiezhu will not come tomorrow.
After that, the show rehearsal or something, I simply did it for half an hour without seriousness at all.
During the singing rehearsal, Zhang Tang also laughed at Meng Zuoyi's poor singing skills: "Your school has a good soundtrack!"
Meng Zuoyi pulled Li Tiezhu: "Let him sing it to you? Does your school have this level of singer?"
Zhou again whispered: "Sister, don't be ashamed, Tie Zhu's dancing is even more embarrassing to the school."
It was very perfunctory, the so-called training rehearsal, I sang two or three times, everyone slipped away, not dedicated at all.
Li Tiezhu also said goodbye to the others, went outside to activate his newly bought little black man, and then the senior sister Meng Zuoyi walked over with one step at a time.
Meng Zuoyi got into Li Tiezhu's car and took off his coat, revealing his fragrant shoulders and said with a charming face: "Come on, give my sister a cross talk."
Li Tiezhu looked at a loss, what kind of confusing behavior is this?
Meng Zuoyi only thought that he was irritated by himself, and thought proudly, hey, when you start to mess up, I will tell you that the cross talk I said is real cross talk, why are you so shameless. what! Just think about it!
"Come on, I have all taken off my clothes, what are you waiting for? How about you drive to a remote place and blow again?"
Li Tiezhu couldn't figure out why a demon actress likes cross talk so much. He thought about it and said, "It's big night, I'm still going home! Sister, let me give you a few words about Sanda storytelling. Can it be two or three minutes?"
Meng Zuoyi shook suddenly. What kind of move was this?
Sanda?
Never heard of it!
Solved in two or three minutes? So fast? Who do you look down on? I'm not afraid of electric sisters!
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