Earthy Superstar

Of course the straight man Li Tiezhu couldn't figure it out. He even responded perfectly to the Qiu Bo sent by Xu Jiazhen: "Are you uncomfortable with your eyes? I seem to have eye drops that I haven't used before."

Xu Jiazhen: "I thank you! No need."

Li Tiezhu chased up: "If you have eye problems, seek medical attention in time and don't delay. My second uncle's neighbor just dragged it into a cataract."

Xu Jiazhen: "What am I... I was blind!"

"Why?"

"I... hey..."

"Does it affect the reading of the script?"

"You are blind, but you are not blind when you read the script."

"That's good, you are done, you can go, the next play is twenty days later, you will be notified at that time."

"Throw it away when you run out?"

Xu Jiazhen was so angry, she suddenly realized that she seemed to be unqualified to talk to Li Tiezhu like this, she was too deep into the play, she was not Li Tiezhu's junior, because Li Tiezhu had clearly rejected it, which was also a tragedy.

Li Tiezhu was incomprehensible: "Didn't I give you money? Do you think the pay is low?"

Xu Jiazhen grinned her teeth and said, "You are really a cutie."

Li Tiezhu: "Right? That's why I'm very popular."

Xu Jiazhen left in a huff and went to the nanny car to change into costumes and remove makeup.

Song Zhuer came over: "Interesting, isn't it?"

Li Tiezhu was at a loss: "What's interesting?"

"Pi Yo! Isn't it fun?"

"What Piyo?"

"Pi Yo, Xu Jiazhen, we've been leathering her for a whole year, and you ask me what Pi Yo is?"

"Have it?"

"There's none?"

After a while, everyone packed their things and was ready to move, and the next scene was at the airport.

And Xu Jiazhen has to rush back to Hengdian.

Song Zhuer stopped Xu Jiazhen: "Hey! Is anyone still bullying you on the crew?"

Xu Jiazhen's eyes dodged: "This crew doesn't have it for the time being."

Song Zhu'er shook his head: "Don't you know tea? How can you still be bullied?"

"I went to the crew to find out that they all know tea art better than me, and they also have a relationship with their background."

"Don't you? Report Tie Zhu's name if you are bullied again, do you understand?"

"what?"

"Ah what? Shame and conspicuous!"

"But……"

"It's nothing, but that way, you take a selfie before going to bed every night and send it to Tie Zhu to confirm that you are not injured or what happened, and then write a diary of no less than 300 words and send it to Tie Zhu."

"what?"

Xu Jiazhen's expression suddenly became weird. She peeked at Li Tiezhu beside her, thinking about whose idea was this? So evil, isn't it Li Tiezhu?

Song Zhu'er said: "What is it? Tie Zhu and I found a relationship with you and asked you to go filming, but you were bullied? Isn't this hitting us in the face?"

Xu Jiazhen: "I'm sorry."

Song Zhuer said: "Stop talking nonsense, can you post it?"

Xu Jiazhen bit her lip: "Fat. Do you send it to Tie Zhu every day? Will you post it after filming?"

Song Zhuer: "Post it every day! You have to report everything in every detail, otherwise, if Li Tiezhu is so busy, how can you have the energy to keep an eye on what you are doing and whether you are being bullied? Is it? This is for your good!"

Xu Jiazhen glanced at Li Tiezhu and quickly lowered her head: "Okay, I see, let's start today."

Then, Xu Jiazhen left.

Li Tiezhu was still dizzy, didn't know what it meant to report every day, just felt something was wrong.

Song Zhuer patted Li Tiezhu on the shoulder: "Hey hey... fun!"

Li Tiezhu said, "Zhu'er, I always think this report seems a little weird? What do you think?"

Shochikuer: "How can I have such a bad taste? It was the rabbit who thought it."

In the distance, Zhao Liya hid her merit and fame deeply: "Hehehe..."

...

I moved to the airport to continue filming because I coordinated with the airport in advance and occupied a security check channel and ticket counter. It is the off-season, so the flow of people at the airport is not large, and the crew shooting will not affect the passengers.

After everything was ready, Xu Shan tried to put on makeup and wig, Li Tiezhu also changed his clothes and put on makeup.

Li Tiezhu couldn't help asking, "Uncle Xu, are you really going to have your hair transplanted? You have hair, and it looks like you have a lot of hair."

Xu Shanzheng was angry and said, "I like braised eggs, okay?"

Li Tiezhu: "The second one is half price."

"Boom! Can't you still shoot?"

"Zhu'er hasn't put on makeup yet, how do I take it? Wait a minute."

"I heard that who is going to make a cameo? With his son?"

"Brother Pheasant?"

"Yes, how does he arrange it? There is no suitable role, right?"

"Change the script! Zhou Xingxing said that the more the script is changed, the more it feels. If it doesn't change, it will become rigid, especially for comedies."

"Don't let Ning Shitou hear it. Does the pheasant have to pay?"

"No. He and Jia Shi Crawl came to Changsha to record "Where Is Dad?", come to me to make an appointment with me, and I will let him have a cameo. It's okay to be an Easter egg. It’s pretty hot."

"You don't need money, just get a few more."

Xu Shanzheng is also a searcher, especially in movies, so he has such a good relationship with Li Tiezhu.

At this time, Shochikuer put on makeup and came out, wearing a red ground crew professional suit, which looked a lot like that, and was ready to shoot.

Zhao Liya poked secretly: "The hero and the heroine are finally about to'encounter'! Let the sparks shine brighter."

Li Tiezhu: "Why are you poking here? Go change your clothes and put on makeup. By the way, get familiar with the script. The next scene will be yours."

The rabbit bounced away, feeling a little excited inexplicably.

"How could it not be first class?"

"Sorry sir, you booked an economy class ticket."

"Look again, will it be business class?"

"It's indeed in economy class. This is how the computer displays it. Do you know computers?"

"I know! Can I add money? Can an upgrade work?"

"Sorry sir, the first class and business class are full. This is how the computer displays, you know..."

"Okay, I know about computers, you let the computer give me a window seat."

"Sorry, the computer here is for first class, and the economy class is over there."

Xu Shan sighed in embarrassment and helplessly.

Song Zhuer added another line to herself: "Don't worry about Mr., there are also computers over there."

Xu Shan dragged his suitcase away.

"Card!"

Li Tiezhu called to a halt.

Xu Shanzheng looked at him and asked, "Can you? If it doesn't work, do it again. You tell Song Zhuer not to add lines randomly. Do I look like someone who doesn't know what a computer is?"

Song Zhu'er secretly sticks out his tongue, my husband is the director, you care about me?

Li Tiezhu said cheerfully: "Very good, this one is over."

Xu Shan disputed: "Really? Don't be perfunctory, let's still point to this film to do things. With her added line, she is simply despising me and offending me!"

Producer Tao Hong gave a final word: "Comedy lies in offense! It's really good."

Xu Shan struggled to resist and failed.

In the next scene, Li Tiezhu brought a bucket of milk to collect tickets.

"Sir, do you need to check in your luggage? I think you have more luggage, or check in is better."

"It's okay, I can carry it vigorously. I have learned kung fu from Cheng Dalong and Li Xiaojie since I was a child."

"Okay, here are your plane tickets."

"Does this come to Changsha?"

"This is from Changsha."

"Then am I standing or sitting?"

"Airplanes are all tickets."

"Ah! So advanced."

"Thank you, go slowly."

Niu Geng watched the ticket go, and it was Li Chenggong's turn to come up:

"Li Chenggong."

"Where is the platform?"

Niu Geng flashed back again, with too much energy, his shoulders directly against Xu Shan's lungs.

Xu Shanzheng coughed immediately and said: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Go through the security check there, boarding gate 2b, seat 13c, go, cough..."

Li Tiezhu took a step away and came back: "2b, why is this brother going?"

Li Tiezhu's mouth made the wrong line.

Xu Shanzheng responded quickly: "You are only 2b, cough..."

"I'm asking 2b how to leave."

"Go through the security check first, after the security check you will find 2b. Go!"

"Thank you 2b, ah no, thank you brother."

Xu Shan yelled: "Ka! Li Tiezhu, are you cursing? Did you mean it?"

Li Tiezhu: "No, I'm just a little nervous."

"You are so nervous when you direct and act yourself!"

"Just nervous."

Xu Shanzheng ignored him, walked to the side to pick up a bottle of juice and drank it, and went to see the rough cut of the previous paragraph. This technique is now standard in movie shooting.

Tao Hong and Li Tiezhu also went over to watch together, as well as Lu Hani, Song Zhu'er, Sun Xixi and others. Except for Xu Shanzheng, all of them laughed.

Xu Shanzheng looked helpless: "In other words, do you all think it's okay to change this period of magic to this way?"

Tao Hong: "Otherwise? Comedy is offensive!"

Xu Shanzheng: "..."

Then, smoothly advanced to the last scene in the airport~www.wuxiaspot.com~The rival scene between Zhao Liya and Li Tiezhu.

Many years later, when "People on the Road" in the Penguin video was played here, the barrage was overwhelming with gongs, drums, and firecrackers:

"Energy ahead!"

"Nuclear energy ahead!"

"The famous scene is here, everyone prepare."

"Looking at this paragraph will make you laugh and get pregnant."

"Don't watch it when you are pregnant, it is easy to laugh out the child."

"I was in the movie theater and almost died on the spot with a smile."

"Xu Sanduo is getting bigger, flashing!"

"The top one is this paragraph."

"Brother Seriously!"

"This guy doesn't look right anymore."

"Look again and laugh again."

However, when filming this episode, it didn't go well because... Li Tiezhu couldn't catch Zhao Liya's scene.

It used to be that other people couldn't catch Li Tiezhu's scenes until he met the rabbit.

"... But why don't you let me bring this bottle of milk?"

"Sorry sir, according to the regulations of the Civil Aviation Administration, liquids are not allowed on the plane. Hehehe..."

"We are sitting on fire..."

Li Tiezhu laughed, and said helplessly, "Ka! Rabbit...Yay, you just say the lines when you say the lines, hehehe what do you mean?"

Zhao Liya: "This is the special attribute I give to this character."

Song Zhuer said: "You give me a good line of words, hehe hehe too much to answer, the real staff will definitely not be like this."

Zhao Liya was a little wronged.

Xu Shan argued: "I think it's good! This is a movie, a comedy movie, don't think about so many realities. After all... Comedy is about offending!"

I've been offended several times, and I've been beaten up. Can't you, Li Tiezhu, be offended?

Zhao Liya suddenly straightened her chest: "Yes! Li Tiezhu, you laughed and said me!"