Earthy Superstar

It's really good not to go out, bad things spread for thousands of miles.

You don't need to think about Li Tiezhu to know that Lengba told her, and I don't know what to say about it. It's probably because of seeing Li Tiezhu deflated, they are all very happy, right.

"Sister Mi, do you know it too? Look, see, this is my godson, who is three years older than my brother."

Li Tiezhu switched the camera to Jia Shi Xia Er, he was lying in bed reading a story book.

"Like his dad! But he looks much cuter than his dad."

"Climb the shit, call it Auntie."

"Hello Auntie!"

"Hey! This kid is really good. By the way, Tie Zhu, are you really going to record "Where Is Dad?"

"Yes, Brother Pheasant is lying in the hospital now."

"Hahaha... what issue? I will definitely watch it then."

"The third and fourth periods."

"Yeah, okay, come on! Remember to call me when you come to Donghai, my sister misses you."

Yang Mi crooked the building while she was talking.

"Puff, goose, goose..."

Luhani laughed out loud, something is wrong! Something's wrong!

Yang Mi was taken aback: "Who?"

Li Tiezhu said in embarrassment, "Luhani, we live in the same house."

Yang Mi: "Then you won't remind me? Hang up."

Beep~

After hanging up the phone, Luhani said maliciously: "Tie Zhu, play well! Brother Xiao has always treated you as a good person."

Li Tiezhu was confident: "How can there be good people in this circle? Only good people who have deteriorated."

In front of the child, Luhani was too embarrassed to ask for details. Although Li Tiezhu would probably share his experience with their relationship, he can only bear it now.

Li Tiezhu used his cell phone to play nursery rhymes to Jia Shi Cang Er, and soon he fell asleep, mainly because he was too tired in the crew today.

The next day, Li Tiezhu got up very early, washed and dressed Jiashi Cenger with milk, then took him to breakfast, and finally took a taxi to the Mango Channel to find the show crew.

Mango Channel Li Tiezhu was familiar, and he quickly found the program group and gave a secret signal.

Then, the two of them got on the car of the program group. The destination of this stop was an old castle in Baili suburb of Changsha.

The recording of the show started.

In the car, Li Tiezhu asked Jia Shi Cang Er: "How was this show recorded? I don't know, I heard that I want to choose a house or something."

Climbing with shit: "You have to choose a house. Some houses are very big and fun, and some are small and not fun. The enemy always chooses a house that is not fun. Godfather, you have to choose a good house. Choose a house. Soak the house next to it."

"Why choose the house next to Bubble? Do you want to be a neighbor with her?"

"Yes."

"Why? Do you like her?"

"No, hehehe...I live in a big house, she lives in an old house, I make her envy me, hehe..."

"Climb the shit, you won't have a girlfriend like this in the future."

"God father, what is your girlfriend?"

"Just good friends who can sleep together."

"Ah... this way... I have to think about it carefully, the involution is serious."

Li Tiezhu covered his face, that's it! I'm embarrassed. I shouldn't tell him about the advanced topic of his girlfriend. The key point is that he also jumped out a line from yesterday's filming, terrible!

The first time I was a dad, I was seriously inexperienced, and I didn’t treat the shit-climbing as a child while chatting.

Li Tiezhu's show operation directly turned the barrage over and ate the crowd:

"I'm going! It's really Li Tiezhu!"

"I thought the trailer was the title party, but it turned out to be Li Tiezhu."

"Why Li Tiezhu? Can't figure it out!"

"Is it because the program team is trying to attract attention? To increase the ratings?"

"Little straight man, let Bubble envy him and laugh me to death."

"Can you talk about a topic like a girlfriend?"

"Tie Zhu's brain is missing a string."

"Friends who slept together... served it!"

"Brother Serious, as always, dare to speak."

"Inside volume?"

"What did you say? You know too much at a young age, right?"

"I laughed out of my nose and blisters."

"It feels like you're going to be crooked by Li Tiezhu."

"It's crooked!"

The show team's car quickly drove to the castle. After getting off the car, the children greeted them with joy.

After saying hello, everyone is ready to go.

Wu Zuen said: "Wait a minute! Brother Pheasant hasn't arrived yet."

So the screen turned to Li Tiezhu and Jia Shi Cang Er.

She fell asleep in Li Tiezhu’s arms. Li Tiezhu whispered to the camera: “Hello everyone, audience friends, I’m sorry to disappoint you. Brother Pheasant didn’t come. When he was helping me in a cameo movie, he was eating I have a bad stomach, enteritis, and need to be hospitalized. So, I replaced him with a clip of **** climbing to record the show, please understand, thank you. In addition, I am now the godfather of clip **** climbing, and I knocked my head. ."

Barrage:

"It is said that Brother Pheasant was hospitalized for Li Tiezhu's film tricks."

"Jia Shi Cang Er recognizes Li Tiezhu as a godfather, so Li Tiezhu is fine."

"Godfather?"

"This godfather is too young."

"I don't know why, I suddenly feel a little worried for the other dads."

"Li Tiezhu really doesn't let go of any popular programs and sanctions to the end."

"I want to see him sanction the village chief."

"The wish came true ahead of time! I have long wanted Li Tiezhu to come to this show."

"I thought Song Zhu'er had a baby too early, but I didn't expect Li Tiezhu to airborne in this way."

All the variety shows with Li Tiezhu's participation are all hot styles. This has become the industry standard in the past two years. Even "Oh Huo Primitive", which was not optimistic at the beginning, has been popular all over the world. Since then, no one has questioned Li Tiezhu's ability to "carry goods".

Therefore, Li Tiezhu's airborne "Where Is Dad" is not only happy for the program group, but also the audience is extremely interested.

Li Tiezhu and Jia Shi Cang Er finally arrived.

After getting out of the car, Li Tiezhu and the artists whom he had met for the first time greeted each other embarrassingly, but the children were more cordial, but they were a little confused when they just woke up.

Li Tiezhu's palms were sweaty, and he nodded to several artists, "Hello teachers, I am singer Li Tiezhu. Brother Pheasant is hospitalized. I will replace him in these two days. Please take care of him! Thank you!"

In fact, the parents received a notice from the program group last night and knew that Li Tiezhu was coming, so they pretended to be surprised and asked about Brother Pheasant.

That's it, everyone is not familiar with it in private.

The intern dad Dunluen found out that he was not the only fake dad, and was very happy: "Tie Zhu, hello! We are in the same wave."

After shaking hands, Li Tiezhu said, "Why do you say that?"

Dun Luen: "Because we are both post-90s, and we are both fake dads."

Li Tiezhu said, "That's different. I'm the real godfather who caught **** and climbed. I belong to the real father."

Deng Luen: "I'm still Deng's father of Mangosteen."

"What mangosteen?"

"Mangosteen is a kind of fruit, mangosteen, anyway, it is my daughter's nickname."

"Oh! A very unique name."

"Right? Come on! Manako come over and call Uncle Li."

"Good Uncle Li."

"Hello, Manga."

Everyone led the children forward and found five donkey carts. Dads began to cheer up the timid children, touch the donkey or something.

Li Tiezhu's side is different. He asked Jia Shi Cang Er: "Do you know what a donkey's ba ba looks like?"

Crawling **** and shook his head: "I don't know."

"It is oval, round and shiny, so it is also called donkey dung egg."

"Like that kind of flat Yuanxiao?"

"Almost, but the black ones are actually more like hawthorn pills for appetizing and strengthening the spleen. When they are first pulled out, they will still smoke."

"How do you know, godfather?"

"I've been driving horses and donkeys since I was a kid. Of course I know. Both horses and donkeys are like that, but horse dung eggs are a bit bigger."

"Then, godfather...is it delicious?"

Climbing **** with a naive look.

Li Tiezhu fell into deep thought and shook his head: "It's not tasty."

It's a bit regretful to catch **** and climb, probably because he thought of his old father who was still sick in bed, frowning, and the enemy was sick in bed, and he didn't have a hot bite to eat.

Barrage:

"Fuck..."

"Sure enough, Li Tiezhu's style of painting is different."

"Is it serious?"

"Why do you want to ask if it is delicious?"

"Should you know how to eat this stuff like Li Tiezhu?"

"Last show, he said that he had eaten cow dung when he was a child, so donkey dung is probably not immune."

"Brother Serious is worthy of being a gourmet... Dog head!"

"When I think that Song Zhu'er is the girlfriend of this guy, I think Zhu'er has a smell!"

"Something's wrong upstairs."

During the show, Wu Zuen suddenly shouted: "Something is wrong upstairs!"

Several artists looked up, and saw that the village chief was wearing an angry general armor, standing on the upper floor of the old castle, with a little fat man behind him. When it came time to choose a house again, five pictures of houses hung in front of the tower.

Then, the village head started to say lines~www.wuxiaspot.com~ It was very verbose, and it was probably only after his level that he could take a donkey cart into the castle.

Climbing the **** and said: "Father enemy! No, godfather! The village chief's sword is so cool!"

Li Tiezhu: "Do you like it?"

Jia Shi Cang Er squinted his eyes and nodded with a smile: "Yeah."

Li Tiezhu: "As the saying goes, the treasure is given to heroes, old man, I will come as soon as I go, you are here to wait for Dad!"

After talking about Li Tiezhu, he ran away, a bit fast.

Several other artists were listening attentively when they suddenly found Li Tiezhu running away and couldn't help looking at each other:

"What happened to Li Tiezhu?"

"do not know."

"Stomach trouble, right? Run so fast."

"I'm going! He's up to the tower..."

I saw that Li Tiezhu ran up to the tower, strangling the neck of the village chief who was talking with one hand, and pulling the treasure knife around his waist with the other, and he quickly got it.

Village Chief: "Ahem! Boldly spoil the people, do you dare to murder this general?"

Li Tiezhu turned around and left: "Go on."

village head:"……"

Li Tiezhu ran back to Jiashi Cang'er, his face was not flushed or panting, and he handed Jia Shi Cang'er the prop knife.

The eyes are full of stars: "Wow! Godfather is amazing..."

The other fathers wanted to talk and stopped. They were on the show and robbed things in front of their children. Is this appropriate?

Hem pointed at Li Tiezhu and said, "You are a bad boy who snatched things from the village chief."

Climbing the **** and drew the knife out of the sheath: "Godfather is not a bad boy! You talk nonsense!"

Li Tiezhu scratched his head and said to the village chief: "You gave the **** to climber, right? This knife."

Village Chief: "Ahhhhh...yes!"

Li Tiezhu said to Hem: "Look! The village chief gave it, didn't he give you a gift?"

Hem immediately collapsed and said, "Dad, I have no gifts."

Hum, Dad Du has a big eyes, Li Tiezhu, you really are not a human being!