Earthy Superstar

The lottery has not yet taken place, so let's talk about it first. The topic naturally started with the children, and then evolved into the hope that the children would grow up to enter the entertainment industry. Most of the girl’s fathers opposed it, while the boy’s fathers were relatively calm.

Deng Luen curiously asked: "Tie Zhu, how about you?"

Everyone was no longer so unfamiliar with Li Tiezhu, and they looked at him one after another.

Li Tiezhu shrugged, "It's still up to Brother Pheasant to scoop up shit, and it doesn't count as I said it."

Dun Luen: "Who asked you about him? It is to ask your own children in the future, do you want to enter the entertainment industry?"

Liu Dazhuang made up the knife: "Yes, you said before that you and your girlfriend will have children as soon as you graduate."

Li Tiezhu: "Oh, me! First of all, we must study hard. I just suffer from the loss of literacy. Under the premise of reading good books, they can do anything."

Du Dayan raised a slightly more difficult question: "You made your debut in high school. I heard that you worked on construction sites before. Do you think the entertainment industry is too complicated?"

Wu Zuen was surprised: "Oh really? He just made his debut in high school? That is to ask, what do you think of the entertainment industry?"

Li Tiezhu is also used to it, no matter where he goes, he is that strange.

Although everyone is not necessarily aimed at him, the curiosity and ridicule of him are naturally indispensable, because he is too popular and belongs to the type that cannot be copied.

Seeing that everyone was so curious, the village chief sat down and listened, and Li Tiezhu was unwilling to answer.

Li Tiezhu thought for a while, and he smiled first: "I dare to say, do you dare to broadcast it?"

The village chief said: "You can say, we will cut the ones that can't be broadcast."

Dun Luen said: "That's right, at least we hear it."

Li Tiezhu nodded: "Okay! To be a bit smaller, I spent many years mixing with the group of workers who were eating, drinking, and gambling on the construction site. I still didn't drink or smoke. As soon as I stepped into the entertainment circle, I would smoke and drink. That can explain the problem! There are also various Yin-Yang contracts, Sino-Japanese cultural exchange support, and the U.S. Cultural Fund. One by one, they are more evil than the other, and there is also a stupid organization that makes me deceive the Chinese people to be vegetarian and artificial meat. Look. You are not so surprised. Obviously everyone has experienced it. So, should I say if this circle is not clean?"

Du Dayan: "You really dare to say it!"

Li Tiezhu looked at him: "Are you an actor unclear? Last time, a coal boss asked me to invest in a TV series. There was nothing required, as long as the actress was with him. I almost smoked him at the time, but my agent told me , This is the simplest investor in the circle, except for actresses who have no brain damage requirements. Hey!"

Deng Luen nodded again and again: "I know this too well, the coal boss is the simplest...Should this paragraph be cut?"

The village chief glared, "Otherwise? Hurry up and talk about another topic."

Dun Luen: "Tie Zhu, what big changes have been made in your life since you became famous?"

Li Tiezhu said: "I have money."

Dun Luen: "How specific?"

Li Tiezhu: "Specifically, I dared to turn on the electric fan in second gear. Sometimes I tried the third gear. It was too exciting. My father advised me not to spend so much, but there is no way. The conditions are already so good."

Dun Luen: "..."

The others were taken aback for a moment, and then burst into laughter.

Li Tiezhu said solemnly: "I buy instant noodles in barrels instead of bags. Can you believe it? It's such a luxury!"

Dunluen couldn't laugh or cry: "Why are you punishing me? I'm your fan!"

"Yes?"

"I just fell in love with it. My daughter Manako is a fan of yours. She will sing your song "You Look So Funny"."

"what……"

"How did you and Song Zhuer get on well?"

"She looks so good! Especially her eyes are big, with makeup like sea urchins."

"Is this a compliment?"

"Um."

"I suggest you refrain from boasting..."

"Your suggestion is not important, so I don't need to say it in the future."

"But, she's your girlfriend! She's also a popular Xiaohuadan, someone else's idol."

"Idols still have to pluck their nose hair."

"I……"

"Brother! Do you dare to say that you haven't secretly torn your feet? Haven't smelled your socks?"

Li Tiezhu came to his words, what is "muscle memory"?

Deng Luen was miserable. At one time he wanted to resist. Although Li Tiezhu was said to be extremely fierce, he was actually a bit dissatisfied. Now...I regret it.

The other people who watched the excitement had already been staggered with laughter.

Du Dayan also asked, "Dun Luen, so have you ever torn your feet?"

Barrage:

"It's not good to provoke me, I have to provoke Li Tiezhu..."

"The fan is on the second gear, and the instant noodles are bought in barrels. Seriously, brother is inflated!"

"Heh... man! Money goes bad."

"Li Tiezhu was so cruel that he would not let his girlfriend go."

"I really want to see Song Zhuer's expression on seeing this show."

"I suspect that serious brother installed surveillance video in my home."

"Everything is said."

"Have you ever smelled a hand that picks up ass?"

"Fuck..."

"I've eaten booger, it's salty."

"I usually save up and grill them on skewers."

"Are you still eating now? I'll send you one or two every day. Fresh products!"

After the atmosphere opened up, the village chief walked over with a bamboo basket filled with a few candies and invited everyone to eat the candies. In fact, it was a lottery.

Some people drew a catty for grinding noodles, some half a catty, and a maximum of three catties. Dun Luen didn't even need to grind the noodles.

Li Tiezhu couldn't figure it out, but the total amount was less than ten kilograms of noodles.

However, he was at ease when he came, and he also knew that none of these artists were from the countryside, who came to travel and experience life.

...

Below, Pang Xuan, Jia Shi Pai Er and others came to a table full of fruits and vegetables, where they could pick up something.

The young lady at the table peeled out a lollipop and handed it to Pang Xuan. Pang Xuan refused on the grounds of losing weight. She handed it to Jia Shi Xia Er: "Give it to you, you don't have to lose weight with X X Xia Er. "

Crawling with shit: "Auntie, are you trying to buy me?"

Miss Sister: "What am I buying you for? Try it sweet or not."

Jiao Cang Er took it, took a bite, and said to Fat Xuan, "Don't worry, I have eaten it. It's not poisonous."

Therefore, Pang Xuan and Nei Nei's younger brother also took one.

Little sister is going crazy: "Climbing shit, how can sister poison?"

Crawling with shit: "Then I don't know, godfather asked me to come down and meet one by one. If you give me candy, I won't beat you."

Miss sister: "..."

Jia Shi Pa'er and Fat Xuan left together, and then they encountered a weeping hum.

"Don't cry, men can't cry."

Climbing with **** and eating candy, to comfort Hem.

Hem saw the candy: "I want to eat this."

Climbing the **** and taking out the sugar: "This is strawberry flavor, it's delicious."

After speaking, he ate by himself.

Hum: "Woo...I want to eat."

Crawling with shit: "Do you want to eat it? Called Big Brother."

Hum: "Big Brother!"

Crawling with shit: "The sugar is gone, next time."

Hum: "Wow..."

Jia Shi Cang Er shook his head and left: "People who can't stand temptation don't deserve to be a big brother!"

I saw that he went back to the room just now, took another candy, hummed it, and said, "I will call my eldest brother in the future."

Hem suddenly opened his eyes and smiled, as long as there is sugar to eat.

Barrage:

"It's over! It's over..."

"Climbing **** is really black, Li Tiezhu is fully responsible."

"What a big brother!"

"For Mao, I think the pillared **** crawling is even cuter?"

"You are not alone! +1"

"The temperament is very tight in this regard."

"I'm so afraid of catching **** and crawling over with a punch and hum."

"Suddenly look forward to the children of Li Tiezhu and Song Zhuer, that must be a monster!"

"Brother Iron Front Page Seriously?"

"For boys, I hope they look like iron pillars."

On the ground, Li Tiezhu dispatched, grind out ten kilograms of noodles with a stone, and solved everyone's tasks.

It's not that Li Tiezhu is going to show off, but that these guys don't want to experience it at all, they just want to paralyze.

After the program team called their faces, they confirmed that they passed.

Du Dayan said, "Thank you, thank you!"

Wu Zuen: "I think you also made a stone mill in "Oh Huo Primitive". You are really amazing."

Liu Dazhuang said: "You grind so fast, as fast as a donkey."

Li Tiezhu snorted coldly: "It's not me who blows, I can hold two donkeys alone!"

Deng Luen: "Brother Zhu, what is so good compared to a donkey?"

Li Tiezhu: "You are at most half a donkey."

Okay, I was sanctioned again, but I was going to eat dinner at night. Dun Luen was not angry. I heard that there were fried snails at night.

At this time, under the organization of the program group, the children finally found the things left in their homes. The others were okay, relatively ordinary, and different from Mangosteen. She was holding a little sheep~www.wuxiaspot.com~ When the children saw their father, they were very excited, obviously still a little scared.

Jiashicli took a shovel and jumped over: "God! Seeing that I found the shovel, I didn't cry. I even took candy for Hem. He called me the big brother."

Li Tiezhu: "Well, big brother is awesome!"

Jiashi Cang'er also asked for praise, Li Tiezhu directly passed him, walked towards Deng Luen and Manchurianzi, nicknamed the white sheep with one hand.

"This has to be a small twenty catties, right?"

"Hey~"

Deng Luen looked at Li Tiezhu suspiciously, and then gradually lost control of his expression: "Brother Zhu! Is this okay? Isn't this okay? The mother sheep is still waiting in the sheep pen. You can't let it send a white-haired sheep to a black-haired sheep."

Li Tiezhu raised the lamb: "It is also a white-haired lamb!"

The village chief ran over: "Tie Zhu! Don't mess up, okay? Let's show in person. You kill the lamb? Frighten the children."

Li Tiezhu: "My saliva is gone, you tell me this?"

Village head: "No way anyway, pay attention to the impact."

Li Tiezhu: "In this way, your sheep is now in my hands! I limit you to provide ten catties of mutton to our five families tonight, otherwise, I will tear the ticket!"

Village Chief: "This is not an infinite challenge..."

Deng Luen was also greedy by Li Tiezhu, and said: "The village chief! My sheep! It is innocent. Let's vote by a show of hands and agree to pay a ransom of ten catties of mutton."

After speaking, he raised his hand by himself.

Du Dayan, Liu Dazhuang and Wu Zuen followed close behind and raised their hands.

The village chief was alone, with a dazed expression on his face.

Li Tiezhu reminded in a low voice: "Roast lamb at night, let the village chief come together."

Village head: "Ah! Life is above everything. We want to give our children a good example of caring for animals."

Come on, he also raised his hand with a pious attitude.