Earthy Superstar

Although it was the first day to join the crew, Zhou Xingxing was not unfamiliar at all. He easily directed the various departments and the actors around, seemingly hectic but orderly, and the efficiency was higher than when Li Tiezhu led the play. A lot.

In addition to Xing Ye's own experience and abilities, the main reason is that the crew structure and working methods of "People on the Road" are almost a streamlined version of the crew of "Kung Fu", and the workflow and mode of operation are completely copied.

Because Li Tiezhu and Sun Xixi had only filmed a TV series like "Soldiers Assault" before and there were many problems, so they chose to copy homework.

When Li Tiezhu went to shoot "Kung Fu," he was stealing his master, and Hong Dabao and Zhou Xingxing stopped to teach him from time to time, for fear that he would not be able to learn it.

It is precisely because of this that Star Master can be so seamlessly connected in this crew, and during the filming, he also helps to trace the problematic links, making the entire crew more compact and efficient.

At first, everyone was still watching the jokes, thinking that Lord Star was here to punish Li Tiezhu, but later they stopped laughing.

Obviously, Master Xing came to teach Li Tiezhu.

"This grand panorama needs to be well designed, understand? Its purpose is not to transition the plot, but to explain the environment that the protagonists will face next."

"what……"

"The long-term view is the driving bus, and the close-up view is the tea plantation and tea farmers, right? What about the characteristics?"

"What feature?"

"Hey! Go away. Sun Xihe, what's the interesting point in the picture? It's too flat? You know the level and don't want to change it? So who, go to the village and find a four or five-year-old child to come here to pee."

"Will it be too violent?"

"That's it, the child peeed, and then the car hit someone. The child's urine stopped abruptly with the sound of the brakes. After Li Tiezhu got the old woman's date pits out, the child continued to pee."

"Urine for so long?"

"You care so much, do you understand comedy? How can there be so much realistic logic?"

"Will it fail the trial?"

"Let's take a picture first! Besides, take a picture, do you think the child really has so much urine? How good is his kidney?"

However, Li Tiezhu's comprehension is extremely limited, and he hasn't learned much at all.

Zhou Xingxing was not angry, because he had already expected it, so he often told Sun Xixi, the director of photography and deputy director, that although this guy is wretched, he has strong professional skills and is very smart.

He has already figured out that Sun Xixi has basically been tied to Li Tiezhu's chariot all his life. They are embarrassed, uh...fit babies?

Anyway, Sun Xixi has the ability but no capital and no creativity. Li Tiezhu has ideas and resources but is a fool. If the two people get together, they will benefit and win each other, and if they are divided, they will lose both.

After shooting the children's scenes in the tea garden, Zhou Xingxing led the crew into the village and first took the scene of the village chief dragging the grandma across the road.

Sun Xixi and Li Tiezhu were pulled by Zhou Xingxing to watch.

In the distance, Luhani was lying on a brick wall in the countryside and forced to open business. She signed Liu Xiaohua. She brought hundreds of Luhani posters and prepared to go back and sell big money after getting the signature.

Since the failure of Douyin's delivery of goods, she has received fewer advertisements, and she has started reselling autographs again.

The hand was softened, and Luhani said, "Sister! Can I let my brother rest for a while?"

Liu Xiaohua handed the spicy strips to Fat Lu and said, "Have some, I'll come!"

Then, Liu Xiaohua picked up the signature brush and started to work. Not to mention, the Luhani signature she copied was quite charming.

Luhani was very touched: "Are kids doing this to make money now? What excuses do I have for not working hard?"

Liu Xiaohua: "My mother has a second child, and I want to lay a solid financial foundation for running away from home again."

On the other side, Xu Shanzheng handed Tao Hong a cup of coffee from the show team and said, "Li Tiezhu's life is really good!"

Tao Hong shook his head: "There are only unprovoked hatred in this world, and no unprovoked love. There must be a reason why the big guys in the Xiangjiang circle favor Li Tiezhu so much. Before the shooting, Yuan Pinghe, Hong Dabao and Wu Jing Everyone called me to ask me if I need martial arts coaching, and who does the average person get this treatment?"

Xu Shanzheng: "This "Human Journey" looks promising, sequel arrangements?"

Tao Hong: "Of course! Let's not talk about it at the box office. After all, the Spring Festival stalls next year are too terrible, but at least the reputation of this film will not be bad, and it is worthy of a sequel."

Xu Shanzheng: "However, Li Tiezhu said that the sequel is going to be shot in Thailand. I am afraid that the cost is not low..."

Tao Hong: "Let's watch the box office of this movie! Zhou Xingxing has put it together like this. If the box office can't make it, that's our problem."

"Should not be worse than "Heart Flower Road Release", right?"

Xu Shan argues against Alexander. This is the first time he has invested in a movie. Although money is not the most invested, it has the highest proportion. It is inevitable to lose money.

"Hey, that bald head! Come here to film the film, did you run the crew? Go pick up the girl in the middle of the filming? Lose it!"

Zhou Xingxing roared.

"Here, I'm sorry, director..."

"I'm not a director!"

"Yes... I'm sorry Star Master."

Xu Shanzheng rushed over and didn't dare to explain. The crew was really run by my house, I run it with Li Tiezhu, and the producer was my wife.

"Don't you just want to corrupt the money? Five hundred!"

"Too little? How about a thousand?"

"Hello! One thousand and two?"

"Running dead! Don't come here soon..."

Soon, the villagers surrounded the bus with various farm tools. Li Chenggong was so scared that he grabbed Niugeng’s pan and hid in the vehicle. The driver Zhou Xingxing also closed the door and took out the money from his hat and gave it back to Li Chenggong. .

Niu Geng was squeezed out of the car and the door closed, making him at a loss.

The villagers beat and scolded around the car.

Niu Geng walked around the car, and there was no sense of disobedience among the villagers. Someone handed him a hoe, pushed him a hand, and asked him to help smash the car. Niu Geng carried the **** and walked to the front of the car and took the hoe. Put it down and start to warm up.

The detail of handing the **** was added by Zhou Xingxing, saying it was to reflect the reason Niu Geng was able to get around the front of the car smoothly-the villagers regarded him as his own.

Next, Niu Geng carried his bag next to the car and began to show strange warm-up movements.

There was a haystack beside him, and a scalper was grazing. It watched the warm-up exercise of Niugeng who was close at hand, and stopped eating the grass, turned around and took his **** to Niugeng.

Niu Geng gave a blank glance and went to press his leg in front of the car.

Then Niu Geng picked up his grandmother and started shaking, and quickly squeezed out the date pits.

The grandma came to "live", and the villagers stopped surrounding the car. They helped the grandma to go, and the road was also allowed.

In the car, the driver Zhou Xingxing had a cigarette in his mouth, grabbed the money he had just dropped, put it back in his hat, and started turning the car key to ignite.

Li Chenggong looked at the driver nervously.

"How is it? Can you go now?"

"This time it is considered to be a big drop, the flame is completely turned off, and it will not be possible to leave."

"Then what to do?"

"Did you not see that I was going to call? Let the company send a car."

"When will it arrive?"

"I'm afraid tomorrow will be the fastest."

Zhou Xingxing flicked soot in his left hand, holding a mobile phone in his right hand, and extended his long tongue to make a call. The old Xingye's tongue was too flexible.

Toot toot...

Li Chenggong's eyes straightened, his brows frowned into Sichuan, and he looked at Li Tiezhu while drinking milk.

This operation of you is going to confuse me.

Although Zhou Xingxing had it in previous movies, at that time the mobile phone was still a physical button!

"Card! Go and see the effect."

There was nothing to do with Li Tiezhu in this scene. He watched Zhou Xingxing perform under the car, and then showed an expression of worship:

"Fuck! Master Xing is Master Xing, I'm convinced by this wave of tongues to dial the phone!"

Luhani laughed stupidly: "My Nima... wherever the star master goes, it is the most exciting existence! Take away the scene of teacher Xu Shanzheng in minutes."

Li Tiezhu: "There is no way, as long as there is him in the picture, no matter what he does, he will be c-bit... Besides, it is still such a showy operation?"

Even Li Tiezhu could predict the scene of the audience smiling in the movie theater when this clip was played, which would definitely make them remember a life-long scene.

Regardless of whether the driver played by Zhou Xingxing is qualified or not, this plot alone can raise the gimmick of "People on the Road"!

Be sure to cut this shot into the trailer, it's absolutely addictive!

Ok, deal!

Then, Li Tiezhu took out the phone to call up the call interface, and tried it out with his tongue, but it didn't sound at all.

why is that?

Just now Zhou Xingxing did not use dubbing, but actually pressed the number buttons, so he made a beep for normal dialing~www.wuxiaspot.com~Luhani also took out his phone silently, sticking out his tongue and licking the screen. , No response.

Li Tiezhu looked around, and found that several staff members made the same movements, holding their phones and sticking their tongues out.

Next to him, Xu Shanzheng, who was watching the quick cut effect with Zhou Xingxing, quietly took out his mobile phone, turned his back and licked it twice, obviously there was no response, so he looked at Zhou Xingxing weirdly.

Zhou Xingxing smiled mysteriously with an expert demeanor: "Want to learn? I will teach you!"

Xu Shanzheng was a little embarrassed.

Li Tiezhu Luhani and others leaned in quickly.

Zhou Xingxing: "It's actually very simple. First clean the saliva on your tongue, then regenerate your tongue, lick your chin, lick your nose, and dry it thoroughly, then you can press it. Like this!"

As he said, Zhou Xingxing also concealed it in public, his tongue was really long.

Sao or you are more sao!

Regarding sorrow, no one in the world can ever do a star master.

In the comedy world, the star is the father, always God!

Li Tiezhu: "..."

Everyone said they were speechless, because no one but him could lick the tip of his nose.

Then learn a fart!

In fact, it's okay to rub your back, but it's not so showy.

It was very fascinating. A group of people from the whole crew were there licking their phones, and several cameos and lively villagers were also trying.

Luhani whispered: "Master Xing is not human! Who can have such a long tongue?"

Li Tiezhu didn't say a word, but thought of the cat with confidence, and she could do it too.

Star Lord looked at the edited sample, he laughed, and the others were overjoyed, mainly the Star Lord, who was still talking seriously, licked the screen when he didn't agree with him, his expression was arrogant, and he was too happy.

"Ka! This one is over, let's stop here today! Where is your street director? Don't lick Li Tiezhu, come here."

Xing Ye made a decision.