Earthy Superstar
Chapter 610: :accident
Chapter 604 Accident
Yang Mi watched Leng Ba crouching there closely following Li Tiezhu’s rhythm, Mo Min was strangely excited, and couldn’t help thinking that this m was over, and being cueed in the song was just like receiving the favor of Heaven...
Li Tiezhu finished singing, Lengba blushed and walked back: "Have you heard? Did you see it? Little zombie squatted, hehe... The master is so good!"
Yang Mi: "You are terminally ill! Hua Tuo can't be cured in his second life."
Lengba perfunctorily shy: "It's okay."
Blow the barrage directly:
"This song should be used as the school song for Qinghua, and I will sing it again in the morning and evening."
"The Chinese operating system is used in Tianhe cabin, and foreigners will use this to learn Chinese listening in the future."
"Chinese Listening Level 10!"
"After listening to this song, I am not even afraid of dogs."
"Mi Dog?"
"Compendium of Materia Medica, the ceiling of hip-hop, is it okay?"
"Little zombie hahahahahaha."
"Li Tiezhu will be the gods sooner or later."
"What's so good about this? The **** of Chinese rap."
"This is rap. There is no vulgarity, no swear words, it's all culture."
"This song is on top, brothers!"
"I am now full of yam, angelica, wolfberry go..."
"Tell a joke to everyone, a friend likes hip-hop, so I went to see Chinese hip-hop, and cried after watching it!"
"Listen to me that Chinese medicine is bitter, Cao County should be more bitter."
"It was this tune that Zhuge Liang played when he was planning to empty the city. A hundred thousand Wei army outside the city broke his neck alive."
Blowing and blowing, it will crook the building, which is also normal. After all, Li Tiezhu’s fans are not serious.
Not even the live audience is serious, let alone online.
On TV, Li Tiezhu finished singing, but the accompaniment continued. Of course, he could not dance, so he sat on the steps and waited for the accompaniment to end. However, the audience quit.
"Fall one! One drop! One drop..."
Li Tiezhu spread out his hands in confusion, what kind of mentality do these people have? I’m not a fool, I’m still jumping today, how could I still fall?
Cai Ya: "What are the audience shouting?"
Yang Ke asked: "Call Li Tiezhu to wrestle, don't you know? There is a second law of Li Tiezhu on the Internet. Tiezhu must wrestle when dancing."
"what?"
"There is also the first law. Those who call Li Tiezhu must be far away."
Cai Ya's face was full of question marks: "What is this?"
The song came to an end. Yu Quan and Liu Le began to applaud with the audience. Cai Ya was puzzled, but could only applaud. This song is really good.
Li Tiezhu stood up and bowed to the instructor and the audience, showing Wang Zhi's contempt: "Wrestling is impossible. I already have experience."
At the end of the accompaniment, the host Reheman came up: "Thank Li Tiezhu for bringing this song "Compendium of Materia Medica". I believe the audience at the scene and in front of the screen will listen to it, but... Li Tiezhu, are you sure you want to stand under the steps for the interview? ? Even if you are ugly, you don't have to hide so far, right? Am I handsome enough to make you feel ashamed?"
Hansome?
Do you have any misunderstandings about handsome? It turns out that the host of CCTV is not serious!
Li Tiezhu found himself under the steps on the edge of the stage, which was close to the audience, and came over while singing.
Li Tiezhu: "Oh? Are you here or me?"
Reheman: "Of course he came in the middle of the stage. There will be links later."
"Well, hey shit..."
"诶诶诶......"
Li Tiezhu stepped on the empty steps, staggered to the stage, and tripped again. In order to maintain his balance, his body rushed toward the center of the stage more quickly.
Reheman was taken aback, predicted Li Tiezhu's direction, and flexibly ducked to the left.
Unexpectedly, Li Tiezhu was also afraid of bumping into the host, and came a gorgeous drifting tail, drawing a perfect arc, and hitting Reheman's heart.
Duang~
"Ugh..."
Reheman was knocked directly to the ground.
But Li Tiezhu took advantage of the strength, but stood firm, and asked: "Uncle, are you okay?"
Reheman sat on the ground, clutching his heart, speechless, and only made a gasp like asthma, which was firmly pushed to his lungs!
Everyone on the scene is stupid.
The director covered his head, this Nima is live! What's wrong?
The staff is even more ready to rush up to take Reheman to check, and it seems that the injuries are serious.
Reheman waved his hand firmly, indicating that he could persist.
Barrage:
"Sure enough, I still fell!"
"Fuck! It's coming, it's coming..."
"I knew that no host can escape Li Tiezhu's sanctions!"
"Reheman was headed, laughing to death!"
"goose……"
"Why does this directly help the host?"
"Let you say that Li Tiezhu is ugly, this is self-inflicted and cannot live."
"I just laughed and burst..."
"Although it looks painful, I still couldn't help laughing."
"Distressed Reheman."
"There must be an accident in Li Tiezhu's show..."
Li Tiezhu immediately helped Reheman up and asked, "Why are you hiding? If you stood still, with my skill, you could have avoided you."
Blame me?
Reheman's face was flushed, and he couldn't breathe, and when Li Tiezhu said something like this, he was almost hypoxic.
Li Tiezhu: "What is your look? My master is Cheng Dalong, I can definitely avoid it."
Reheman: "Hooo..."
"Do you want to hit 120?"
"Don't shout... I, I slowly..."
"I'm really sorry, it's all the crow mouths of the audience, they said I'm going to fall."
"……"
"What's the matter with the director? Uncle is almost doing artificial respiration, and you guys are still holding up a sign to let him talk? Do you have any sympathy? Can't live broadcasts be included in commercials? Okay... I will help him host for a while."
The directors under the stage were all stunned by Li Tiezhu, even the director? Oh yes, he has this tradition.
Speaking, Li Tiezhu easily took the stack of inscription cards in Reheman's hand. The latter was resisting, but he couldn't breathe, who was Li Tiezhu's opponent.
"No need to shout..."
"You are welcome, uncle, take a break."
"But……"
"You sit down!"
Li Tiezhu directly grabbed Reheman with both hands, swept his legs, pressed him to the ground, and walked away two steps with a smile on the inscription card.
Originally, Reheman was already breathing hard, so he gave it another punch, and grinned again.
Seeing the tragic situation of Reheman, the audience couldn't help it anymore and roared with laughter. As expected, it was Li Tiezhu, who never did human affairs.
The tutors still wanted to be forbearing at first, but they couldn't help it, and they also laughed, and Cai Ya slapped the table with a smile.
Yu Quan said to Cai Ya: “Now we’re all done. The first law and the second law are all fulfilled.”
Finally, Cai Ya, who was about to stop her laughter, let out a pop of saliva.
Li Tiezhu took the inscription card and sighed: "The CCTV inscription card is still handwritten?"
Reheman clutched his heart and rolled his eyes. This is especially what I wrote by myself in the following inspiration, specially used to make things difficult for you. As a result, you...do not speak martial arts!
Li Tiezhu: "Congratulations to Li Tiezhu, you have completed a wonderful singing. Do you like it?"
The audience yelled: "Like it!"
After the roar, the audience laughed again, and Li Tiezhu really deserves the cross talk master.
The director did not stop, the four instructors were also laughing, and the show continued.
Li Tiezhu pretended to look at his left hand side: “It’s not easy to write, arrange, and perform songs for a few hours, right? Tie Zhu.”
Then, Li Tiezhu took a step to the left and smiled modestly: “It’s really difficult, but I’m lucky and inspired today.”
Stepping back to the right, Li Tiezhu himself asked himself: "Why did you think of writing a hip-hop song? As far as I know, you have not written a pure hip-hop song. I am your fan and I know you well. ."
Li Tiezhu: "Thank you! Mainly because I met a new friend today, oh, the one who is going to play next, I got a lot of inspiration from him, such as hip-hop, such as zombie squatting, etc., so I have this song " Compendium of Materia Medica."
"Ah, it turns out that there is such a story! Can you explain the words of this song? Why did you choose such a conception, such as ‘Chongyang is healed’ and ‘A special prescription for treating you with foreigners’."
Backstage, Shi Shangfei was directly injured internally, and he would have known it a long time ago to irritate Li Tiezhu by not sensationalizing.
The shortlisted players in the rest room are directly confused, and there is such a show operation?
Zhao Liya was already quite familiar, and sighed softly, this product was ashamed again.
Lengba in the East China Sea looked like an idiot: "The master is really powerful! Even this kind of live broadcast accident can be solved ingeniously. It's so handsome..."
Barrage:
"Hey...Tie Zhu, this fool."
"I gave ninety-nine points for this operation. One point is missing because Reheman can still breathe."
"The host who works with Li Tiezhu should buy insurance for everything."
"The duo played well."
"Worthy of being the best newcomer at the Golden Dragon Award."
"Isn't this better than singing?"
Li Tiezhu's conscientious person plays two roles. After all, he has studied at Nortel for more than a year and his acting skills are still online.
"This is a long story. Let me put it simply for two reasons. The first reason must be known to everyone. Some time ago, I just resisted the unhealthy trends in the music scene. This is a disease, and it must be cured! This is the reason. In the past two years, I have seen and heard many voices of questioning, sarcasm, and defaming Chinese medicine. Because I learned a little bit from my father since I was a child, I just expressed an attitude!"
"Well said! The contemporary young people are very lucky to have a positive idol like you."
"Thanks to the awards...this is what I should do."
"Tie Zhu, you are too humble! I believe that the audience not only like the tune of this song, but also the meaning contained in the lyrics of this song, right?"
Speaking, Li Tiezhu also extended the microphone to the audience.
Live audience: "Yes——"
Li Tiezhu flashed to the left and scratched his head: "Hey...It's just a song, not worth mentioning, not worth mentioning!"
Flashing back again: "Maybe the listener intended it~www.wuxiaspot.com~ When we listened to this song, we were very shocked. I believe it's not just me who feels like this, but the tutors are the same, otherwise. Can't turn four. Do you know what it means to turn four? Tie Zhu?"
Li Tiezhu flashed to the left. Just as he was about to speak, he saw Reheman staring at him and seemed to slow down.
Li Tiezhu smiled and handed the inscription card: "Uncle, are you awake?"
Reheman: "Wake up, why wake up? I'm not in a coma."
"Give you an inscription card."
"I don't want it, won't you host it? Don't you interview yourself? You continue."
"Oh!"
Li Tiezhu took the inscription card back and said: "Four turns is recognized by all four instructors, right? A fluke, a fluke, thank you four instructors!"
Reheman’s eyes widened, I was just arrogant, did you even withdraw the steps for me?
Ok, then you can play alone.
He stood aside with his hands in his arms, and even started shaking his feet. He has a good sense of variety.
(End of this chapter)
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