Earthy Superstar

  Chapter 615 Father is here

  (The last chapter was the monthly ticket plus 10/15. This chapter was a bet with someone in the group last night. That’s right, it’s the same again!)

  Guo Gangde: "So, have you thought about talking cross talk with the dead me?"

  Li Tiezhu: "Huh? What are you talking about? What do the dead say about cross talk? You can't hold it."

  Guo Gangde: "That's not necessarily! If I die, I can make many people laugh for a year if I die. They have been looking forward to this day for a long time."

  The audience understands: "Yue~"

  Li Tiezhu: "Hope what? I hope...to have a table?"

Guo Gangde was choked hard: "The same is true for you. If you hang up, there will be more people laughing than me. There must be a lot of people on the Internet saying that in the past there was someone who was right in the music scene. Later... he It's dead!"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

  The audience burst into laughter and applauded.

  Lao Guo is really special, dare to say it! Keep up with current events and have a fight with a certain upright mushroom.

  Li Tiezhu also laughed, and without saying anything, he gave Uncle Guo a thumbs up with his backhand.

Guo Gangde continued: "There will be many versions, but I can think of a lot! There was a person who was very popular but didn't cooperate with others to make a Yin-Yang contract. One day...he died! There used to be a singer who was good at writing songs but never scolded Guo Gangde. , Later... he died!"

  Li Tiezhu: "Call~"

  Guo Gangde looked at Li Tiezhu with a smile, and then looked at the excited Songzhuer in the audience: "So, what's going on today? Is this the rhythm of eating wedding candy?"

  Li Tiezhu didn’t intend to hide: “No, let’s discuss the engagement first.”

  The audience collectively applauded and booed:

   "Oh oh oh..."

   "Marriage in place."

   "Kiss!"

  Guo Gangde nodded: "Oh! Good guy. Now the audience has heavy tastes, Tie Zhu, you forgive me, let you kiss me, hey... I didn’t expect it! But I’m fine, as long as you have a mouthful."

  Audience: "Call~"

  Li Tiezhu: "No, no, no, my old man said that you can't eat too salty at night."

  Audience: "Hahahaha..."

  Guo Gangde was stunned, looked at Li Tiezhu, and then at the side, then wiped his face, licked his hand, and smashed his mouth:

  "You guy is not too old...it looks pretty accurate depending on the person."

  Several female audience members have already laughed.

  Li Tiezhu: "That is, nine of ten fat people are salty, and one is diabetic."

  Guo Gangde raised his hand: "Ms. Yu is not salty."

  Audience: "Call~"

  Li Tiezhu: "Have you tasted it?"

Guo Gangde is not a vegetarian either: "No, there is a dog in my family who always likes to steal sweets from the house. One time on a business trip, he went to Teacher Yu's house for a few days and never eaten sweets. The sugar is not sweet enough to eat, so I have to go to Teacher Yu's house."

  According to the routine operation, Mr. Guo should say that what my sister-in-law told me is correct.

  Li Tiezhu is even more powerful: "Does Teacher Yu have a pain in idle eggs? Play with dogs..."

  Audience: "Call..."

  Guo Gangde hurriedly covered Li Tiezhu’s mouth, and said to the backstage: “Brother, don’t take the knife! Misunderstanding! All misunderstandings.”

  Yu Qianzhen poke his head out of the side eyeline and shouted: "You two are not dead!"

  Li Tiezhu struggled: "Doesn't the dog bite?"

  Guo Gangde let go of Li Tiezhu, smirking: "Golden Bell!"

  Li Tiezhu: "Iron cloth shirt!"

  Audience: "Call~"

  Guo Gangde feels very happy, and it’s very interesting to improvise with Li Tiezhu!

   is different from cooperating with Yu Qian, who is holding him, paving the way and building bridges for him, and is a tit-for-tat master with Li Tiezhu.

  Guo Gangde said: “Okay, what I just said was a joke. Teacher Yu doesn’t have a fourth bad hobby.”

  Li Tiezhu: "If you don't believe it, don't spread it."

   "Happy today, ah! When Tie Zhu gets engaged, remember to ask me to be your master of ceremonies. Uncle Guo, I don’t have any other skills, and it’s okay to preside."

   "Thank you, uncle."

   "You are welcome, you will sing a song when I get married."

"what?"

   "My son is married. I have already been married. I forgot about it. I'm so happy."

  "Why are you happy when I am engaged?"

   "After you have a master, no one will grab Mi Bingbing with me."

  Audience: "Call~"

Guo Gangde: "Actually, I have a good relationship with Tie Zhu. You all know that Yue Yupeng is his fan? Right from the beginning, I watched Tie Zhu's singing competition with them, sometimes after the performance, sometimes at home with the apprentice. When we eat. Some people say that you also watch variety shows? Isn’t that nonsense? I still surf the Internet, otherwise, where did I copy my jokes?"

  Li Tiezhu: "Yes, Mr. Guo is literate, not only can he use the Internet but also use WeChat."

   "Huh? Is this complimenting me?"

"Yes Yes Yes!"

"The first time I was boasted and wanted to scold someone... Tie Zhu, a child, a talent visible to the naked eye! I was talking about the talent of cross talk. In fact, after you were eliminated, I thought about accepting him as an apprentice. I planned to go with Brother Qian'er, but I didn't go there because of something. It's true! I'm not a fool."

   "Yo! Thank you thank you."

   "Later, you came back and won the championship, and it became a hit. I gave up this idea. You have a wide road, and you can't eat cross talk."

   "You won the prize."

   "Really, I didn't give up because I couldn't beat your master!"

   "It's okay, pick a place with less furniture, you may not lose."

   "Huh? Then I will find a chance next time... If one day I have a blue nose and a swollen face and say cross talk on stage, then Cheng Dalong is appointed to do it."

  "It is also possible to eat directly."

Guo Gangde pushed Li Tiezhu: "You can't expect me to order it? Okay, no kidding. Tie Zhu can come to listen to the cross talk, I am very happy to see him pay for the ticket to come to the stage to talk about cross talk, everyone must Happy too. Is it worth the fare?"

  The audience shouted: "Value!"

  Guo Gangde said to Li Tiezhu again: “This year you are a big hit! It’s not easy to be a big hit without scolding Guo Gangde.”

  Li Tiezhu: "Quietly scolded."

  Guo Gangde said: “It’s a good idea. This year, the TV series became popular, variety shows went abroad, and three Grammy nominations. The most powerful honor is...I didn’t receive an invitation to Chinese music.”

  The audience applauded frantically, and this slot was good.

Guo Gangde: "I also made two movies, both for the Spring Festival. Not to mention Zhou Xingxing's "Kung Fu", it is a blockbuster. Your own "People on the Road" is also star-studded, Hong Dabao, Zhou Xingxing, Pheasant, Luhani... many celebrities participated in the performance. That is, why didn't you invite me?"

   "Call~"

  The audience clamored, please? Please you will be cold!

  Li Tiezhu said: "Actually, I have mentioned it, but the investors did not agree."

  Guo Gangde: "Why?"

  Li Tiezhu: "They said they came to make movies to make money, not to do charity."

   "So, I am also a philanthropist?"

   "That is! You are an old philanthropist in the film industry!"

   "Well, I'm just talking about the directors who asked me to make the film, all of them are kind and kind. You also do charity. Will you invite me to guest appearances in the next movie?"

  Guo Gangde threw a soul torture.

  The audience laughed constantly.

  Li Tiezhu thought for a while, and said seriously: "At present...there is no such crazy idea!"

Guo Gangde smiled: "It's not difficult for you anymore. It's rare for you to go so smoothly. It's not easy. Based on our friendship, if you meet any opponent in the film industry in the future, just say a word, I'll give him a cameo. "

  Li Tiezhu: "Wu Jing, Fang Bo, Shen Mouteng, Deng Chao..."

   "Call!!"

"Hahaha……"

  The audience is also speechless, is it so direct?

Guo Gangde: "It seems that your popularity is not very good! Okay, uncle, I want to find a way. You come to tell everyone that you can achieve good results in everything you do. Is there any secret besides undercovering your opponents? "

  Li Tiezhu said: "Of course there is! I have an ultimate meaning."

   "What is it?"

   "Hey, dad!"

"what?"

  "Whenever I encounter difficulties, I will passively summon a big daddy to cover me! I am always invincible!"

"for example?"

   "Han Hong, Chen Yisen, Xu Shanzheng, Cheng Dalong, Hong Dabao, Zhou Xingxing, Liu Huade, and... Yang Ma and Penguin!"

  "Good guy, if you fight father, Guo Dalin can't beat you."

  Said a few more times, Guo Gangde finished, and then led a group of actors from Yunde Society to thank the audience.

  The section between Li Tiezhu and Guo Gangde was naturally photographed and posted on the Internet again.

  It is true that ordinary audiences also shoot, but the most popular one is from Song Zhuer. She has been shooting since Li Tiezhu took the stage.

  So, her Douyin account exploded and she received a wave of blessings:

   "Fuck! Really?"

   "My Zhuer was really taken away by Li Tiezhu, it's all to Benzema!"

   "I wish you a happy engagement for Brother Zheng and Tietouwa!"

   "See the parents."

   "I thought the iron egg was born by Shochikuer."

   "This cross talk is good."

   "Lao Guo really likes Li Tiezhu."

   "Those who say that Li Tiezhu is not popular in the circle, come out and take two steps?"

   "Mr. Guo recommends himself to be the emcee of ceremonies, this group of people..."

  "Don't say these are useless, I just want to know how Teacher Yu nourishes dogs."

   "Brother Serious, this is a double harvest of career and love."

  Let’s talk about returning to the scene, standing on the stage with dozens of people in lab coats, Li Tiezhu looked very abrupt.

  Guo Gangde and Yu Qian are standing in C position, Guo Dalin is standing next to Yu Qian, and Li Tiezhu is next to Guo Gangde.

  After thanking the audience, everyone bowed to the audience.

  Li Tiezhu has been here once, and he is also very familiar with it. He bowed, joked with a few familiars and walked to the sideline.

   "Huh? How can I go backstage?"

  When he was about to step down, Li Tiezhu woke up.

  Guo Dalin pushed him away: "Let's go~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Go to the backstage and tell, Taozi will bring your uncle and the others to the backstage for a cup of tea."

  Qin Tao jumped off the stage and led Li Fugui, Lao Sun and others backstage.

  The happiest is Aunt Liu. She managed to get the photo and autograph of Guo Gangde and Yu Qian. The only regret is that Yue Yupeng was not there today when she recorded the show.

  Old Sun tried his best to invite Guo Gangde and the others to dinner, but they were declined.

  Ms. Guo said: “Your family will have dinner and talk about major events. Let’s not join in today. When the time comes, Yunde Society will definitely have the most people.”

After saying goodbye to the people of Yunde Society, Li Tiezhu and others went to eat hot pot as planned.

  I eat mutton in copper pot from the north, and the private room was ordered online by Aunt Lin.

  Eating lamb in winter is nourishing and warming up.

   During the dinner, Aunt Lin poured a glass of white wine for everyone, stepped on a chair with one leg, and suddenly disappeared like a rich lady who had been acting for a day:

   "Hey hey... I won't be drunk or go home today!"

  Li Fugui and Lao Sun shrank their necks at the same time, and they were in sync.

  (End of this chapter)