Empress Fairy, Please Respect Yourself, Big Villain Only Wants Salty Fish

Suck an egg!

cut!

Amitābha, Saint is like me, evil thoughts recede, cut, cut, cut!

Qin Yixian was a little speechless.

For some reason, seeing Ye Qingwu who was lying down made her mood turbulent.

Could it be because she was too fragrant in her previous life?

Or is it because I haven't touched a woman since I was single for ten years?

Or is it the Hearts Demon?

Qin Yixian put away his distracting thoughts.

He looked at Ye Qingwu's hat lightly.

"This bamboo hat has the function of a magnet? She is lying on the ground, the bamboo hat has not fallen off, and the veil is still covering her face..."

In order to avoid committing a crime, Qin Yixian was diverting his attention, deliberately putting on a look of indifference.

It's not that he, Eunuch Liuxia Huizhen, doesn't want to commit a crime, but that there's no need to molest him in such a situation.

Behavior is too unsalty!

"Her figure... um... barely, the appearance under the veil is probably average, and it's not worthy of my words."

In fact, Qin Yixian knew it was great and beautiful, so he said it on purpose, just to let bad thoughts go away and enter the sage mode.

"Her legs... are not bad, just enough to see."

Qin Yixian looked at the slender, delicate and quite perfect jade legs, and commented against his will!

Ye Qingwu was wearing ancient-style snow-colored cloth trousers with closed feet, which were tight and fit, showing the curved proportions of her legs well, without a trace of loose fat, and looked elastic.

"As for this pair of jade feet... they are clean and tender without shoes, and have their own cleaning function, but that's all..."

Qin Yixian was talking to himself.

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Ye Qingwu was in despair!

'That's how I was in his mind...'

At the same time, there is a photo stone in the dark that perfectly records it.

There was also a puzzled and disappointed figure secretly watching.

"This kid is really boring. There are beauties by your side, and you can pick them. My patriarch gave you a confusing assist. He is actually indifferent, but just watching?"

"You should at least pick her up one more time, or gnaw on her casually through the bamboo hat, isn't it too unlike a normal man, or is it that you really despise stupid people and don't bother to touch them?"

Jianzu's eyeballs were rolling around, planning a conspiracy, expecting Qin Yixian to mess around.

It's not that she is wretched.

It's not that I want Qin Yixian to take advantage of Ye Qingwu!

Jianzu is very conservative, he thinks he is reserved and respectful, and he doesn't agree with the saying that unmarried people have sex first.

She is looking for a handle!

As long as Qin Yixian dares to plot evil and use Ye Qingwu's body to make trouble, hum!

If he behaves like a beast, Jianzu will stop him.

If his mess is enough and Ye Qingwu doesn't resist, Jian Zu will use the photo stone to record everything, and afterwards 'force' Qin Yixian to marry Ye Qingwu!

Proper 'scheming' patriarch!

This is the 'wonderful trick' she just learned from the mortal world, the secret art of picking up boys!

pity.

Qin Yixian is not as good as a beast.

Jianzu didn't have a chance to catch it!

"He doesn't look so disgusted with fools, but he looks more upright and magnanimous, with an innocent heart, and he won't take advantage of others' dangers. He is an honest gentleman! No wonder the fool Tuer is so infatuated with him. My ancestor looks good to me."

Ye Qingwu said via voice transmission: "Master, why don't you show him the disciple's face, he doesn't seem interested in other parts of the disciple..."

Her tone was disappointed and aggrieved, like a kitten out of favor.

In the previous life, Qin Yixian obviously liked her figure and legs, but in this life, she was unmoved.

'Is it because I wear a hat and veil, he thinks I'm ugly? '

‘Or because of my unreasonable troubles that caused him to vomit blood and seriously injure him, did he hate me and despise me? '

Ye Qingwu fell into self-doubt and sadness and helplessness.

"Idiot! Since you want to be a tall and cold fairy, how can you be judged by him at will? Besides, in his mind now, you are a self-harming silly girl who makes trouble for no reason. Being judged by him under this impression will only make him I'm even less interested in you, even disgusting."

It turned out that the reason why Qin Yixian was unable to lift Ye Qingwu's veil just now was because Jian Zu secretly blocked it.

What Jianzu thought in his heart was: Ye Qingwu became stupid when facing his sweetheart, unable to control his expression, and when Qin Yixian saw his face, he was spotted at a glance and pretended to be asleep, and even pretended to be a fart. Grab it!

Ye Qingwu was speechless, her heart was bitter and she burst into tears.

 …

Qin Yixian was too thirsty.

Hungry and thirsty!

At this time.

He saw a rabbit.

The whole body of the rabbit is as white as snow, soft and fluffy, round and round, with big eyes and a small tail that twists and turns.

A pair of long ears hang down, covering both sides of the little head, cute and cute.

The rabbit was carrying a basket and couldn't see inside, but according to Qin Yixian's guess, there should be food and water.

Even without...

The bunny is so cute, the two ears are white and white...

It looks like it can be eaten!

Qin Yixian immediately turned red-eyed.

"Little rabbit, come here for me..."

Qin Yixian expects the rabbit to approach slowly and eat the rabbit.

"Huh? Wait, why isn't this rabbit afraid of Sword Qi?"

Qin Yixian felt a little guilty when he found that the rabbit was jumping freely in Sword Qi.

I'm afraid I can't beat the spirit rabbit.

At this time.

The rabbit leaped up, ejected, and came quickly, kicking Qin Yixian in the air.

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Ye Qingwu is angry!

‘Dare to kick my man? '

?

Qin Yixian didn't feel pain after being kicked, but it was very insulting.

He looked at the rabbit with a friendly expression, and slowly approached without seeming angry.

The rabbit backed away, showing a contemptuous expression.

He even slapped Qin Yixian's long ears.

It's amazing.

He even ticked Qin Yixian with his small front paw, as if to say: Come here!

"Fat Rabbit, are you provoking me?"

Qin Yixian is not happy anymore.

I'm just despised by silly girls.

How dare you, a rabbit?

The rabbit turned around again, turning its back to Qin Yixian, shaking its short tail and white buttocks.

yo!

It is tolerable or unbearable.

Qin Yixian exerted all his strength and threw himself at the rabbit.

pity.

The rabbit hops away.

Qin Yixian missed.

Taking advantage of the opportunity, it hit Ye Qingwu's flesh.

Ye Qingwu: ⊙﹏⊙

Flexible, soft and suitable, no pain at all!

Qin Yixian was bounced off and rushed to kill the rabbit again.

"How about the movement technique of the bunny that became a teacher?"

Ye Qingwu was about to use Sword Qi to kill the rabbit, but she was a little surprised when she heard the voice of Sword Ancestor.

‘This big fat rabbit jumping up and down on my chest is Master? '

a little cute...

"Little rabbit, you are quite agile. If I don't have a Cultivation Base, I will catch you in minutes."

Qin Yixian was very tired and sat down for a rest.

‘He has no Cultivation Base? '

Ye Qingwu's heart ached, and she wished she could hug Qin Yixian to transfer power to Cultivation Base immediately.

"Fairy, the rabbit almost stomped you flat, why didn't you respond?"

Qin Yixian looked at Ye Qingwu and said speechlessly, tired, hungry and thirsty, hoping that saying this would inspire her to wake up earlier.

After all, a flattened chest may be more lethal to a woman than a bad intention, and it is easier to stimulate her to wake up!

Flatten?

The rabbit showed its big white front teeth, smiled, folded its short hands around its chest, its ears were shaking, and squinted at Ye Qingwu's figure.

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Ye Qingwu: (?︵`)